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There you go Randall, Partyhardcore!
This is from the 2005-08-15 update - I’m almost caught up! I still haven’t downloaded yesterdays update, and I haven’t looked at Drunksexorgy for a LONG time!!!! This update was pretty good, it was the end of the party, so there were a lot of cumshots, lots of group sex, etc
I trimmed the pictures of the 6 naked strippers standing on the stage bowing - I’m sure you guys don’t like to see pictures of male strippers unless there’s a drunk girl in the picture
I also know that my Partyhardcore page says ‘Bachelorette Party’, but this isn’t one… And in fact, I’ve only seen two partyhardcore updates that HAVE involved bachelorettes/birthdays…
You see a lot more of it on the Loverboys site (who’s last-night update SUCKED!!!!)
Basically, LoverboysUSA updated their usual 10 minutes of video - one long movie, one 2 minute blowjob movie, and one 2 minute handjob movie.
The blowjob movie featured a really overweight girl sucking the stripper’s penis, and a really old lady… the handjob featured two really old ladies playing with the stripper’s cock, and the long movie had a horrible camera man - so he didn’t get the upskirt shot when the stripper when under the girls dress to lick whipcream off her, and he was running down the stairs when the stripper was getting whipcream licked off his dick by an attractive girl…
I still think the most attractive girl Loverboys has had is in this gallery. But, the girls I have here aren’t too bad either…

BTW, if you’re somewhat aroused by those pictures, and want to continue being aroused, don’t read the rest of my update! It’s about Charlotte, a nasty little girl who lives behind my TV…. ewwwwwwwwwwww

Okay. That clinches it. Spiders officially hate me, and I officially hate them.

We were watching TV, just an old episode of Angel. When suddenly, I notice something in the corner of the screen. A silhouette. Of a spider. A big, creepy, spindly-legs-with-visible-joints spider. Dangling there. In front of the TV screen. My friend retrieves my handy dandy electric racket thing so that he can zap it, wondering aloud whether zapping a spider on the TV screen will harm the TV. He gets up close, takes a closer look, and says, “Hm!”

Uh-oh, I think, that can’t be a good sign. And I’m right.

The spider is not, as we first thought, dangling in front of the TV screen. Nor is it on the TV screen. It is, in fact, behind the TV screen. As in, it has spun itself a web inside my TV. This means that we cannot get to it and zap it. We must instead try to ignore the icky spider silhouette that moves around a bit while we watch. The TV is off now, but I’m still creeped out - I keep wondering what it’s doing back there.

I know that a TV is not a hermetically sealed box, but how did a large spider get inside our TV? What made it think that that would be a good place for it to spin a web and catch bugs?

I suppose it’ll be dead before too long. Unless there’s really a colony of something-that-spiders-eat in the TV too. Then we may be graced with that awful silhouette for a while yet to come.

I took some pictures:

Look out! He’s attacking the Hyperion Hotel!

Awful, just awful.

Up close, and slightly blurry.

The next place I live in is going to have all its cracks and gaps sealed to keep these suckers out - no matter what! Grossgrossgrossgrossgrossgross…

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