Nope. All women are open to anal, of course, because it feels weird, but good, once they try it. Most seem to like it fastonce they’ve tried it. Guess its the weird in/out feeling with the anal sphincter muscle opening and closing, like a mega shit.

But if you start with the thought “this will hurt her”, “she wont like it”, then you are screwed.

Use a nice lubricant like Nivea Q10. Leaves the ass ring soft and supple

Never go from ass to pussy unless you are doing it with a lifetime partner, it is a recipe for all sorts of annoying infections as you are dumping bacteria in a place that is kinda sacred. With a lifetime partner you can plan it - gentle and kinky enema with salt water followed by another with a mild antiseptic solution. Then a pussy wash with diluted disinfectant, and another with a lacto lady pussy washing solution.

This sort of intimate contact with your lady, showing that you know about her body and understand the potential problems makes for a really good bonding. My current g/f asked me if I could try ejaculating up her nose to see what it felt like. After she said “nope, no good, I felt like sneezing!” Then proceded to suck me dry for about 2 hours. “Better, protein, and vits for free, yum-yum!”

As usual, the lady decides, not you. But in a good relationship a lubed finger or two in the ass at payoff time stimulates a need to try some more. Then a lube and a “like to try this, slow and gentle, say nope and I’ll stop, just kiss me and say no if its not nice” followed by a cock head in the ass, STOP!, “that feel OK, just wait, god that feels good”, then a VERY gentle pressure as it goes deeper, then STOP! “Wow!” that feels so good, so soft” Wait another 3-4 minutes, - kis n cuddle but dont move it. The muscles should have relaxed by then.

Now you can fuck, but gently, watch her eyes, talk gently as you both fuck, stroke her brow, care, feel, hold, hug In the right circumstances both of you should blow off like whales broaching the ocean. Kind of “Oh wow” “i got no more balls left”, or “”You dirty hunk, you fucked me in the ass and I liked it”

Oh, and keep the weight off youre partner. Nothing worse than having a 200lb sweaty guy squashing you into the bed. You need to be able to hold yourself up on one arm, the other is free to stroke and cuddle. She isn’t there to hold you off the bed. You gotta do that yourself.

“S’OK?” “little kiss”, “dont hurt you”, “little kiss”

Normally girls who look like that (respectable) don’t do this. Wierd.

Cookies I could do though

Neckice: Camelback? Nope! Never heard of it!! Goat’s Eye it pretty cool though!

Also, I just purchased a Fuji Disposable 800 Camera, and would be happy to take monthly nude photos of you for $8.50 (US) a session and a plate of those chocolate chip cookies of yours.