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As always, I’m behind schedule…

I seem to exist in this state where I am perpetually behind schedule.

I’ve tried to allow myself extra time to make up for my apparent inability to correctly estimate how long it will take me to do something. This always fails.

I’ve set all my watches ahead to try to keep me on time – if I look at my watch and believe I have enough time and leave when I am actually leaving earlier than I think, this increases the odds of my arriving on time. This doesn’t really work either. Things have improved somewhat since I made the decision to set my watches fast by a number of minutes that is not precisely known to me – instead of knowing my watch is, say, three minutes fast, I just know it’s a bit fast. So I can’t tell myself that I really have three more minutes than I think I do, since it might only be one, or it might even be five. This does help some with my inability to estimate accordingly, since it basically adds a small window of extra time into my planning.

Problem #1: I never really know what time it is, and sometimes, it’s important to know precisely what time it is.

Problem #2: I’ve been know to try to take that unknown window of extra time into account when planning, and I’ve figured the size of the window wrong, resulting in me being late anyway.

I suspect this is some deeply rooted aspect of my personality, and the only way to fix it is to move to some place where punctuality is highly devalued. I hear Spain is like that. Maybe I ought to move to Spain….

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Normally, I like to eat my Oreo cookies in layers.

First, I carefully separate the two cookie halves. If you are gentle as you do this, you end up with all the icing in an undisturbed layer on the wafer in one hand, and a clean wafer in the other.

Next, I eat the icing. I don’t lick it off – that would get the wafer soggy, which would be gross. Instead, I use my bottom teeth to sort of bite the icing layer, and gently tease it away from the wafer so that portions of it come off cleanly, so that I don’t have to scrape icing remnants off, which is unattractive.

Next, I eat my clean wafers, one at a time. Sometimes I bite them, sometimes I pop the whole thing in my mouth, and then apply gentle pressure with my tongue to encourage the wafer to break apart in my mouth.

This is my Oreo routine.

And just now?

I ate a cookie in three bites, in sandwich form, using my teeth to bite in, as opposed to breaking smallish chunks off with my hands. I almost never bite my cookies, any cookies, and I just did it, with an Oreo.

Cue the ominous music…

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Anyways, a few years ago, I got sufficiently intrigued and purchased a couple of bra tops from Victoria’s Secret. They’re basically tank tops with an additional layer of stretchy fabric inside with an elastic band round the bottom of it, making the relevant portion of the top fit a bit like a sports bra.

As it turns out, I really really like them, and have since expanded my collection rather significantly. They’re great for summer weather – cool, since mine are all sleeveless, and no need to wear a bra underneath, so no straps or other peeking of undergarments to offend the sensibilities of others. I also really like them for travelling, since I’m a bit neurotic and worry about things like bras getting crushed and ruined in my luggage. Of course, this only works if I’m travelling somewhere warm, unless I pack smartly and plan on layering, but at that point I’m packing extra garments, which I’ve been trained to avoid.

As much as I like bra tops, though, I go through a few moments of frustration with them while actually dressing myself. There’s some extra wrangling that goes on as I’m putting the top on, and taking it off is a real exercise – trying to twist my arms and shoulders this way and that to slip the elastic over my shoulders, and then disentangle myself from the straps which have become all bunched and twisted from the first step. Usually, I end up sort of lurching about the bedroom, occasionally spinning this way and that as I attempt that extra bit of reach. The worst bit is when I get stuck – I’ll have the thing halfway off my shoulders, but my arms are squinched up into an unnatural position thanks to the elastic properties of the fabric, and it takes me a few moments to figure out how to squiggle out.

Still, the like factor outweighs the make-me-feel-like-a-clumsy-toddler-learning-to-dressy-myself factor.

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I am not a thrill ride person.

I’m not sure exactly what it is about them, but I’ve never been fond of them, and my estimation of what constitutes a thrill ride has gotten increasingly tame over the years. Roller coasters and lift-and-drop type rides? Obviously out of the question. Pendulum swing rides? Pass. Spinning rides? I used to tolerate them, but now not so much. I guess I’m not so fun at an amusement park. Granted, I’m not the sort of person who will get all huffy and grouchy when other people want to ride rides, and I’ll happily hold onto their stuff while they get tossed and sloshed about. I actually quite like amusement parks. I just generally don’t go on the rides.

In 2007, I went on a trip to Disney World. It was fabulous. I did allow myself to be convinced to go on a few of the rides. It was not a massive personality change. I went on Splash Mountain because I knew there was loads of entertaining animatronics going on inside the mountain that I wanted to see. In fact, I think I went on that sucker two or three times. I went on the Rock ‘n’ Rollercoaster at least three times, because it was neat inside. I did not go on Space Mountain. I did not go on Thunder Mountain Railroad. I did not go on the Tower of Terror. The rides I did venture onto were beyond my usual comfort zone, but the payoff seemed to outweigh the cost.

What cost? Well, those two rides I did try out take your picture at a key point during the experience, and you have the option of purchasing a print of this picture as you exit. My travelling group kept falling about in peals of laughter every time our pictures would come up, because my facial expression was the same each and every time: pure, terror-filled panic. Eyes squinched shut, but eyebrows up somehow, mouth wide open in an ear-splitting scream. It’s pretty clear that, as the picture is snapped, the majority of my brain is convinced that I am having an emergency. I understand that that sensation is supposed to be the thrill, and yet I scream as if we’re about to crash into a den of angry rattlers.

Some day, everyone I know is going to decide that riding with me has a greater cost (embarrassment) than its payoff (hilarity), and they’ll just stop inviting me on these sorts of trips.

Unless I can figure a way to ramp up the hilarity factor….

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At this precise moment, my hair is the longest it’s been in over a year, since February 2009. I realize that’s not exactly a tremendous time period, and my hair still isn’t long – it buts up against my shoulders and collarbone. Still, I can tie it all back into a low ponytail, and I don’t end up with bits falling out. It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to do that.

I still like keeping it shortish, even though the summer months are prime ponytail season, and besides, my stylist is on mat leave. Probably I will call her in August and see about getting the mess that is my head cleaned up, just in time for new work contracts in the fall.

I’ve been thinking about buying a new hairbrush lately. I have an Aveda paddle brush that I bought way back in 2004, and I still like it, even though it’s now pretty obviously well-used – apparently, at some point I was using a hand lotion that was hard on the wood’s finish, so now the finish has been stripped off in sections on the handle. The brush is still perfectly functional, but it’s a bit ugly. Also, shorter hair isn’t the best fit with paddle brushes. It’s not as though suddenly the brushing motion fails – I don’t end up with more tangles than I started or anything – the motion is a bit awkward though. So my mind has wandered to considering a replacement. Aveda makes a narrower brush that I think could be just the ticket.

Plus there’s the added incentive of the $10 gift card they give me in celebration of my birthday. I’ve got one from last year in my wallet. I anticipate getting another this year. $20 puts a pretty serious dent in the price of their fancy brushes.

Probably I should be daydreaming about something a bit more significant and meaningful than a new hairbrush.

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Anyways… So much for that plan…

It occurred to me that I haven’t poked around for news on the release of the super exciting Microsoft Courier device that I’ve been looking forward to.

A quick Google search, however, reveals some now-old news that is not uplifting: the device has been shelved, with no plans for production at this time.

Well, bah, says I. So much for adding that new toy to my collection.

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Anyways, I was out walking today, and I decided to make use of the iPod function on my iPhone as I walked. I used to do this all the time while walking to and from metro stations, and also while riding the metro and buses. Since I mostly drive to and from work, as transit to get there is a bit of a nightmare, it’s changed my routine, and now I rarely have my headphones on.

I decided to go for some Atomic Kitten, and as soon a the first notes of It’s OK started up, I was mentally timewarped back to the summer of 2004, which is when it occurred to me that since I enjoyed Right Now in one of the Dance Dance Revolution games I had played, I might enjoy more Atomic Kitten, and so I gave them a whirl.

It just seemed so right to be out walking in the sunshine with that peppy music ringing in my ears.

Okay, summer. I’m totally ready for you.

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Anyways, when I got my Blizzard treat on Sunday, I was a bit gluttonous and got the large one. It didn’t seem like that much at the time.

As it turned out, when I was about halfway through, I started feeling a bit full. When I got to the two thirds mark, I was done, and I was faced with a choice – I could toss the remainder, or stick the whole shebang in the freezer to save for another day.

I pondered the options. Throwing out the remaining Blizzard seemed like a horrible waste of a perfectly good treat. On the other hand, I was worried about refreezing – I feared it would transform into a solid hunk of frozen goodness, thoroughly inaccessible until it had melted completely. I pondered pushing myself to finish it even though I felt as if one more bite would make me burst, and decided that doing so might make me not want Blizzards at all anymore for quite some time, not a desirable outcome.

And then I figured I might as well try freezing it – worst case scenario, I wouldn’t be able to eat it later, and it would get tossed then, and I’d be no worse off than if I’d tossed it in the beginning. So into the freezer it went.

Tonight, the leftovers were pulled from the freezer.

Turns out, you can totally freeze a Blizzard for later consumption! Yes, it came out rather firmer than a freshly made one, but I didn’t have to chisel away at a solid block in search of morsels that would fit comfortably into my mouth. I didn’t notice any deterioration in flavour – but then again, I have binary tastebuds, so your experience may differ if you try this at home.

I suppose, really, we toss other ice creams into freezers all the time, and the results are always good, so perhaps it was silly of me to worry about what would happen to a Blizzard, which is, essentially, ice cream. Ah well. I worried, I tested it, and now I know it can be done.

And now you know too. A joyous learning experience for all.

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Anyways….. Flu 2009: Recovery?

Well, I didn’t recover in time for work on Monday. Or Tuesday.

I’ve been lolling around at home, in my nightie with some yoga pants thrown on to keep my legs warm, with a fleece thrown over top of all that at random intervals if I start to get a bit cool. I’ve been comfortable, but sort of weird looking. Hair scooped up into a teensy sprig of a ponytail, zero makeup, no socks. Being out sick with the flu has done strange things to my perception – today, this getup feels like being dressed.

My fever broke a while ago – it never came back after I took those two Tylenols. This made me ever so optimistic that I would be well enough to return to work soon – I hate falling behind. Unfortunately, Sunday morning brought The Cough. Prior to Sunday, I’d had the occasional small, wimpy cough – not very loud, an insignificant sort of sound. Sunday morning, however, revealed that this small wuss of a cough had Hulked out overnight – now it was a frequent, deep, angry bark of a noise, and on occasion, it is a, er, productive cough. Ew.

I wondered if I could return to work with The Cough. Many many websites insisted that the answer was no – a cough at this stage in the game meant that I was still shedding virus, and thus contagious, meaning stay in voluntary quarantine. If I went to work, I would be promptly chased from the building by indignant coworkers who quite reasonably don’t want to catch my flu.

The Cough can’t mean I’m contagious forever, though – after all, a cough is typically the longest lasting and most persistent sign of illness with me, sticking around long after I’m all better. I’ve had Tamiflu to help me through this flu – actually, tonight is my last dose.

So I’m aiming to go back to work on Thursday, with or without The Cough. It might be prudent for me to arrange things so that I’m not doing a whole lot of talking that day, though.

We shall see how this goes….

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Anyways, it’s the Great Debate…

Whether or not to vaccinate.

Against the flu, that is. Everyone is all hyper about H1N1, and the recommendation now is for every individual to get vaccinated against the seasonal flu, and then once the H1N1 vaccine becomes available in November, to get that shot too.

I don’t know what to do. I generally don’t like needles, but I understand the benefits of vaccination, so I do get myself vaccinated. I’ve never had a flu shot though – I’ve always relied on my immune system to get me through the season. There are so many flu viruses kicking around, and the flu shot is really an educated guess about which particular strain will be the flu of the season. I understand that it is a guess made by experts, with some evidence backing their selection, but it is still a guess, and I remember there was one year where they totally guessed wrong. My thinking has always been that if getting a flu shot does not offer me guaranteed protection, then I’m not parting with my hard earned money for it.

That being said, I’ve had a flu before, and boy howdy, it hit me hard. I remember being utterly unable to do anything except sleep. I came home from work – yup, I went to work when I was pretty sure I was sick, because it was a Saturday and finding someone to cover for me was the impossible dream, so I did my level best to not get too close to anyone while I was at work – fell face down into bed, and basically lost consciousness for something crazy like 18 hours. When I was awake, I certainly wasn’t alert, I was hardly even aware of anything. This state of being alive but not living stuck around for two whole days after I emerged from the flu coma. I think it took me a full week to get back to normal.

So perhaps you understand, I’m pretty motivated about not getting the flu again… Especially something like the swine flu….

Still, I’m on the fence about the flu shot. Indecision is terrible….

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