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Okay guys, these XXX pictures are again of a rather dubious tattoo choice. I’m not sure why Coco Velvet would choose to tattoo her neck like that… I didn’t actually notice it when I picked out the gallery – and didn’t choose it because of the tattooed nipple pictures I posted 2 days ago… It was just a random Asian XXX gallery

Anyways… Smudgy smudgy….

I’ve considered purchasing a biometric lock for my front door off and on for a while now – the sort where you program the thing to recognize your fingerprint, so rather than carry around a key, all you need to do is scan your finger whenever you want to unlock the door. Very spiffy sounding.

The only hiccup is, I often have some trouble with fingerprint scanners. They seem to not like me much. I suspect the problem is that the pads of my fingers are sort of smooth, so that the grooves of my prints are rather shallow, which means that when one of these scanning devices goes to capture an image, it gets a rather smudgy grubby one, which makes recognizing that print again later a bit of a crap shoot. I’d hate to be trapped outside my home one day, trying endlessly to get the door to grant me entrance by repeatedly swiping my finger, only to be rudely denied time after time, sobbing in frustration while the neighbours edge past me, hoping to avoid being noticed.

Maybe carrying a key isn’t such a bad thing after all.

I always worry about losing my key somewhere, and that worry would simply go away if I got the biometric lock. Of course, I was sharing this possibility with my father one day, and he snorted and said, Sure, but then if a thief wants into your place, he doesn’t need to find a key, he just needs to chop off your finger!

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Click the picture for a hot pictures of circular tattoos around the nipples on a sexy ebony model! Breast tattoos.

Okay guys, here’s an interesting nude picture gallery featuring a model with donut like tattoos around her nipples.. The discord between her tattooed breasts and her soft Victorian corseted dress is interesting – however, the tattoos themselves are really what makes this gallery stand out. Just like pussy tattoos – there are some areas I think you should keep pure!!! A set of rings through her nipples would be okay – but permanently having spikes tattooed around her nipples isn’t my thing…. Still, neat breast tattoo pictures!

Anyways, speaking of donuts – I finally gave in to my cravings, and hauled myself out to get Krispy Kreme today.

They are every bit as wonderful in real life as I imagine they are in my head.

I’m not sure what it is they’ve done to their original glazed donuts to make them so unique and delicious. Their fancy donuts are good too, though realistically, fancy donuts from Tim Horton’s are not significantly different, in my opinion.

The original glazed Krispy Kremes, however, are heads and shoulders above all honey glazed donuts I’ve had. They’re. Just. Better.

It makes me semi-seriously wonder if they’ve slipped some addictive additive into the recipe.

I bought two dozen donuts today. They dangled a $1 off the second dozen offer in front of my face, and frankly, I was hungry.

The next few days are going to be rather, er, donutty.

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Click the picture for a hot Asian group sex XXX gallery!
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Okay guys, here’s one of the galleries I grabbed a long time ago… It stars three hot Asians fucking a lucky man. One of the Asians is blond, one of the hardcore Asians is heavily Tattooed, and one of the Asians is just right… Okay, so it’s not the story of goldilocks – but it is a porn gallery from Fuck Team Five – which usually features a couple of girls running around trying to seduce and have sex with guys on the street. Normal, everyday, non-porn actors…

Anyways…. The Piglet complex….
I have never ever been horseback riding.

In the not-too-distant past, horses were a major means of transportation. Young girls dream of horses – I’m not sure why this is, but pretty well every girl has had some soft-focus vision of herself trotting daintily through a flower-filled meadow atop either a pony or a horse. Maybe there are flowers woven into the horse’s mane, or adorning the bridle and reins. Or maybe it’s some phallic power thing… ‘beast between the legs’…

I admit, I’m no stranger to these sorts of daydreams, and I rather think I’d like to try horseback riding, just once. I feel I might rather enjoy it, being up so high, able to travel much greater distances than I could on foot with significantly more ease.

Probably, though, if I were to get that close to a horse in real life, I’d be out of my mind with fear.

Because horses are rather large animals.

And standing next to a fully-grown horse, I would feel rather small. And rather unsafe.

I mean, what if that horse decides I look like a rather tasty snack?
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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a sexy babe with pussy and breast tattoos!!!

Okay guys, today’s gallery is a bit different from what I normally post… And because I’m trying to shake things up a little, it fits right in!! Now, I’d never consider getting my breasts tattooed…. Ever.. especially tattoos that close to the nipple. At the same time, I can appreciate the art. It *does* look neat on this model!! Would I want an evil kitty tattoo above my pussy? Probably not – but I hope you enjoy the pictures!!!!

Anyways… Buzz buzz buzz…

Can you hear that?

It’s a buzz of excitement. Listen. There. It starts as a low hum, almost a whisper.

But then it builds. More voices begin contributing. The noise grows, gathers strength, and presses onward.

It’s the sound of children, exhilarated because summer vacation is starting. One of the neighbours seems to have had a party in celebration – the evening was punctuated with the sounds of children playing: laughing, shrieking, shouting, all piercing the calm of the evening.

I might be a wee bit bitter that I don’t get a true summer vacation…..

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a heavily tattooed porn model – Veronica from Gods Girls!

Okay guys, time for another hot gallery of a sexy blonde with a shaved pussy, and some major tattoo work!! Now… I like retro style fused with modern… EG: Pinup girl models with tattoos. Veronica from Gods Girls seems to be going for a ’70′s look… What I don’t approve of however, is her elbow spiderweb tattoo. I don’t like spiders, therefore, I don’t like spider webs…. Especially on an elbow that flexes and moves! It’s rather creepy! Now, part of this may stem from a fresh ‘spider web elbow tattoo’ I saw once… And it was a bit inflamed and protruding… Nasty….
The rest of the tattoo porn gallery is hot however!

Anyways, the surprises don’t stop!!!

Last summer, I learned that a very nice syrup for snow cones could be made by mixing up a simple syrup – a supersaturated sugar and water solution – and adding two packets of Kool-Aid drink crystals to it. So I bought some packets to try, and it worked really well.

Then, later, I realized that having those crystals on hand was a good thing for another reason – I could quickly and easily throw together a pitcher of drink. I use half the sugar the packet tells me to, and the result is pretty good – far better than plain water, at any rate.

Mostly, I had cherry flavoured crystals on hand, since I tried those first in the syrup and was completely blown away with how good it was. I bought a few other flavours to try too – some blue raspberry lemonade, some grape, some strawberry, and some tropical punch. The grape all ended up being made into drink. The strawberry became syrup, which was okay, but not as nice as the cherry – will not repeat. The blue raspberry lemonade was made up into syrup, but it was rather tart, so I won’t be repeating that one either. The tropical punch one never made it into syrup form – I sort of forgot about it.

Today, I needed to refill my drink pitcher, and reached for the drink crystals, and ended up going with tropical punch. The packet is blue. For whatever reason, I expected the crystals to also turn the drink blue – after all, cherry comes in red packets and produces red liquid, grape comes in purple packets and produces purple liquid. Thus, this blue packet should produce blue liquid.

It totally didn’t. It came out red. An orangier red than what the cherry stuff makes, but totally totally not blue.

What’s next? Green snow? (Because, you know, snow should be white, since it comes from clouds, and clouds are white…)

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a incredibly sexy tattooed babe inserting a dildo into her shaved pussy!

Okay guys, the past month or so, I’ve found myself intrigued by gorgeous models with lots of tattoos. Now, I’d never get a tattoo myself. I’m far too fickle for something *permanent*, but I do like seeing classically beautiful girls decorate themselves with tattoos. As a flavour… something different. This tattoo porn gallery comes from the famous GodsGirls – a website filled with beautiful tattooed and pierced models showing off their artwork.

Anyways, this is about ambiance…

A few years ago – well, maybe more than a few – ambient toys became sort of popular. They’re these little plastic happy dudes equipped with a little solar sensor, which when triggered by sunlight turns gears inside that make the little guy’s head move. Being the easy prey for fads that I am, I got one – in all fairness to me, it was given to me as a gift. Mine is a monkey, clutching a banana with this look of sheer bliss on his face, and when activated by the sun his head tilts from side to side as if he’s saying, Whee, lookit me, so happy because I gots a banana! You know, monkeys don’t have the greatest grasp of English.

Now, the monkey doesn’t do anything, beyond tilting his head in the sun. I think the idea is that it’s just supposed to be a positive sort of decorative area enhancer. My father thinks these sorts of toys are plain silly. I told him they’re supposed to make you happy, and he couldn’t figure how that worked when the thing doesn’t actually do anything.

I’ve noticed though, that it does make me happy – not the sort of general Yay, cute stuff! happy – when I see that monkey’s head tilting to express his sheer simplistic joy, it makes me feel all content and peaceful. Like nothing could ever go wrong as long as a monkey has his banana.

I’m thinking I should maybe take this little guy to my office. Problem is, my office has no windows to the outside world. There’s a window to the hallway, and there’s a skylight in the hallway, though, so maybe it would still work. He might provide the little energy boosts needed to get back into a productive frame of mind when work sort of lags and stalls out. It’d be better for me than my current strategy, which is to dip into an office stash of chocolate. It might cause me to lose some social standing among my officemates, though….

If only they knew about my temporary tattoo fetish!

Now enjoy the Gods Girls gallery here!

Click the pic for a hot XXX gallery of sexy model Faye Runaway masturbating with a beer bottle!

Okay guys, it’s been awhile since i’ve posted some ALSScan… Now, I don’t neglect ALS on purpose… It’s just that it’s rather rare for me to get content of them…. That being said, since I had some free time on my hands without that evil TV demanding my attention, I was able to collect a few galleries from ALS – All Ladies Shaved!! I hope you like Faye Runaway… Inside the member’s area, you’ll see the actual bottle insertion as Faye stretches her pussy around it!!!

In other news, a friend pointed out to me that even though my TV is out of order, I could just watch my TV shows online on the computer, the only difference being a smaller screen. The problem with this solution is that I have a hard time eating in front of the computer, especially dinner type meals, which tend to involve both hands. Sitting on the couch in front of the TV, no problem. Sitting on a chair in front of the computer, where the computer takes up the table space in front of you and you need to sit closer, thus eliminating lap space as a surface for your dishes, bit of a problem.

Ah, but I’ll survive TV-less for a few days. I just might be a bit strange by the end of it. ^_^ But the restoration of normal routine should fix me up right proper!!!!

Maybe I’ll take some dirty pictures….

In the meantime, enjoy the Faye Runaway beer bottle in pussy gallery!