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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a heavily tattooed, yet innocent looking teen!

Okay guys, here’s a hot teen named Ivy Snow! Ivy is a heavily tattooed teen model with big breasts, milky white skin, and ornate tattoos!! You can see her shove a vibrating sex toy up her shaved pussy in the gallery above. You’ll see a fair bit more of Ivy Snow in the weeks to come on my xxx blog!!

Anyways, I was talking a bit about ice cream last night… Addictive, but not really…

I really really do love Laura Secord’s French & Frosted Mint ice cream. Seriously. All other mint chocolate ice creams I’ve had don’t even come close to this frozen nirvana.

With high praise like that, you might think I’ve got a wee addiction to the stuff, that they’ve laced it with crack or some other highly dependency-forming substance, so that no other ice cream will do when I just gotta have that hit.

The thing is, though, I don’t really crave it the way you might expect me to with an addiction. It’s not like Coke – which I probably am thoroughly addicted to – where I want it, need it, nothing else will do sort of thing.

I simply think it is the best ice cream out there. If it is not available at a given moment in which I want ice cream, I will be able to have others, and be content. I don’t get any weird ice cream withdrawal shakes if I haven’t had any in a long time. If I have a bit of a binge and have several helpings in a relatively short period of time – in terms of days, not hours – I don’t get sick when I leave off it cold turkey.

I guess it’s just really really good….

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a sexy babe with pussy and breast tattoos!!!

Okay guys, today’s gallery is a bit different from what I normally post… And because I’m trying to shake things up a little, it fits right in!! Now, I’d never consider getting my breasts tattooed…. Ever.. especially tattoos that close to the nipple. At the same time, I can appreciate the art. It *does* look neat on this model!! Would I want an evil kitty tattoo above my pussy? Probably not – but I hope you enjoy the pictures!!!!

Anyways… Buzz buzz buzz…

Can you hear that?

It’s a buzz of excitement. Listen. There. It starts as a low hum, almost a whisper.

But then it builds. More voices begin contributing. The noise grows, gathers strength, and presses onward.

It’s the sound of children, exhilarated because summer vacation is starting. One of the neighbours seems to have had a party in celebration – the evening was punctuated with the sounds of children playing: laughing, shrieking, shouting, all piercing the calm of the evening.

I might be a wee bit bitter that I don’t get a true summer vacation…..

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Click the picture for some hot, thin, tattooed lesbians!!!

Okay guys, here’s another gallery from the same people who did that ‘Pink Shoot‘ a few days ago. It features some hot, tattooed lesbians fooling around!

Anyways, I don’t see the link..

I know that brown eggs are brown because they come from brown chickens, while white eggs are white because they come from white chickens.

I understand that a chicken’s diet can have an impact on the taste and quality of the eggs that are produced. When a chicken is fed certain things, she produces eggs that are especially rich in omega-3 fatty acids. When a chicken is raised being fed organically produced foods, she produces organic eggs, which are free from any potential contamination of trace amounts of chemicals that might be found in non-organic eggs.

I’m not sure, though, what impact raising chickens as free run chickens would have on egg quality.

Sure, I could see that the chickens might be happier with their lot in life if they get to roam around a large space as they please, rather than being confined to a small hutch. But why would egg production be affected?

It seems that it is, though – I know someone who has found the free range eggs to be easier on digestion than non-free range eggs. In fact, because of this observation, I’m sort of screwing up my courage to try out eggs on toast for breakfast next weekend with the free range eggs.

We may have a return to eggs on toast in the near future.

Still don’t understand why letting a chicken run around might allow me to eat eggs happily, though.

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of a tattooed blonde getting gangbanged and bukkaked!

Okay, I’m not sure if it’s grammatically correct in english to turn ‘bukkake‘ into a verb. We’ll pretend it is. The tattooed pornstar gangbang gallery above stars Tricia Oaks sucking and fucking at least 8 different black cocks. It’s a new site from the makers of BlacksOnBlondes and Wifewriting – called “BroBang“. All movies on BroBang are of the gangbang/bukkake variety.

Anyways, I am so weak…

I took the plunge.

I treated myself today to a new handbag.

I got a little black Coach Madison Op Art Sateen Top Handle Pouch – essentially, a small single pouch handbag to slip over my shoulder, for those occasions where I need to carry my wallet, keys, and cell phone in something, but my full sized handbag would be an encumbrance or a flat out nuisance. It wasn’t that expensive – but then again, staring at the Coach pages for too long might have skewed my perception of what a reasonable price for a handbag is – and I had 25% off too, which helped spur me towards the tills with the display bag clutched in my hands.

And yes, it does fit my gargantuan wallet – I checked before I bought it. And yes, that means I was doing a bit of a suspicious looking manipulating in the store – pulling the stuffing out of the display bag, pulling my wallet out of my handbag, slipping the wallet into the display bag, then pulling it out again and tucking it back into my handbag. Rather shifty looking. Still, I don’t think any of the clerks noticed – there were two or three other women in the store trying on shoes. Sandal type shoes. In their bare feet. Ick. Mental note – buy all my sandals online from now on. You never know what’s on the bottom of someone else’s foot when they jam it into that shoe that might become yours. Blurk.

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a heavily tattooed porn model – Veronica from Gods Girls!

Okay guys, time for another hot gallery of a sexy blonde with a shaved pussy, and some major tattoo work!! Now… I like retro style fused with modern… EG: Pinup girl models with tattoos. Veronica from Gods Girls seems to be going for a ’70′s look… What I don’t approve of however, is her elbow spiderweb tattoo. I don’t like spiders, therefore, I don’t like spider webs…. Especially on an elbow that flexes and moves! It’s rather creepy! Now, part of this may stem from a fresh ‘spider web elbow tattoo’ I saw once… And it was a bit inflamed and protruding… Nasty….
The rest of the tattoo porn gallery is hot however!

Anyways, the surprises don’t stop!!!

Last summer, I learned that a very nice syrup for snow cones could be made by mixing up a simple syrup – a supersaturated sugar and water solution – and adding two packets of Kool-Aid drink crystals to it. So I bought some packets to try, and it worked really well.

Then, later, I realized that having those crystals on hand was a good thing for another reason – I could quickly and easily throw together a pitcher of drink. I use half the sugar the packet tells me to, and the result is pretty good – far better than plain water, at any rate.

Mostly, I had cherry flavoured crystals on hand, since I tried those first in the syrup and was completely blown away with how good it was. I bought a few other flavours to try too – some blue raspberry lemonade, some grape, some strawberry, and some tropical punch. The grape all ended up being made into drink. The strawberry became syrup, which was okay, but not as nice as the cherry – will not repeat. The blue raspberry lemonade was made up into syrup, but it was rather tart, so I won’t be repeating that one either. The tropical punch one never made it into syrup form – I sort of forgot about it.

Today, I needed to refill my drink pitcher, and reached for the drink crystals, and ended up going with tropical punch. The packet is blue. For whatever reason, I expected the crystals to also turn the drink blue – after all, cherry comes in red packets and produces red liquid, grape comes in purple packets and produces purple liquid. Thus, this blue packet should produce blue liquid.

It totally didn’t. It came out red. An orangier red than what the cherry stuff makes, but totally totally not blue.

What’s next? Green snow? (Because, you know, snow should be white, since it comes from clouds, and clouds are white…)

Click here for the GodsGirls gallery with blonde model Veronica!

Click the picture for a hot tattoo porn gallery from GodsGirls!

Okay guys, time for another interesting gallery featuring Gods Girl Chelsea! Something about the glamor shots combined with tattoos and an ice cream cone makes for a gorgeous gallery!!! It also makes me wish for summer… The lighting in the porn gallery is excellent!

Anyways, speaking of Summer and light, fog is confused clouds. Instead of being up high in the sky where they belong, the clouds are down low close to the ground, fouling up visibility for those of us bound by gravity to the surface of the planet.

I remember in my younger days always being excited when I heard my father say in the morning that it was foggy outside – I had visions of this super thick mist filling the air, making it impossible to see anything that wasn’t right in front of you. Of course, I was always sorely disappointed. Sure, I couldn’t see down the street to the corner perhaps, but I could still see my friend walking about twenty paces ahead of me. I’d scuff my shoes along the ground in bad temper, feeling cheated by the unimpressive fog, and wondering what the grownups were getting all in a tizzy about. After all, I could see.

The thing is, while I may have been able to see more than I had hoped in that fog, the amount of distance a person needs to be able to see in front of them varies with the speed at which they travel. A child walking along a quiet city street? Ten feet of visibility is fine. A person driving a vehicle at freeway speeds? Suddenly only being able to see ten feet ahead of you is downright deadly. While I like to believe that I am not easily spooked off of driving, reduced visibility conditions quite reliably make me tense up behind the wheel.

A few years ago now, I was making one of my day trip journeys to Plattsburgh, NY, and coming along for the trip was a friend who had not previously been in a car with me. Just my luck, there were whiteout conditions on the highway due to blowing snow that day. Seriously. Walls of white would whip across the road, and you absolutely could not see anything in front of you. That drive was the longest drive to Plattsburgh ever, because we were just crawling along – anything faster than 40 or 50 km/h felt wildly out of control, because we could not see ahead. We made it there and back without incident though – actually, the conditions improved significantly for the trip back.

I’ll never forget the fear I felt, though, watching the road just vanish from in front of me. And I think I’ll feel that same kick of adrenaline with a tinge of despair every time I drive when visibility is poor.

Enjoy the ?goth? tattooed beauty enjoying ice cream naked here!

Click the picture for a hot gallery of a incredibly sexy tattooed babe inserting a dildo into her shaved pussy!

Okay guys, the past month or so, I’ve found myself intrigued by gorgeous models with lots of tattoos. Now, I’d never get a tattoo myself. I’m far too fickle for something *permanent*, but I do like seeing classically beautiful girls decorate themselves with tattoos. As a flavour… something different. This tattoo porn gallery comes from the famous GodsGirls – a website filled with beautiful tattooed and pierced models showing off their artwork.

Anyways, this is about ambiance…

A few years ago – well, maybe more than a few – ambient toys became sort of popular. They’re these little plastic happy dudes equipped with a little solar sensor, which when triggered by sunlight turns gears inside that make the little guy’s head move. Being the easy prey for fads that I am, I got one – in all fairness to me, it was given to me as a gift. Mine is a monkey, clutching a banana with this look of sheer bliss on his face, and when activated by the sun his head tilts from side to side as if he’s saying, Whee, lookit me, so happy because I gots a banana! You know, monkeys don’t have the greatest grasp of English.

Now, the monkey doesn’t do anything, beyond tilting his head in the sun. I think the idea is that it’s just supposed to be a positive sort of decorative area enhancer. My father thinks these sorts of toys are plain silly. I told him they’re supposed to make you happy, and he couldn’t figure how that worked when the thing doesn’t actually do anything.

I’ve noticed though, that it does make me happy – not the sort of general Yay, cute stuff! happy – when I see that monkey’s head tilting to express his sheer simplistic joy, it makes me feel all content and peaceful. Like nothing could ever go wrong as long as a monkey has his banana.

I’m thinking I should maybe take this little guy to my office. Problem is, my office has no windows to the outside world. There’s a window to the hallway, and there’s a skylight in the hallway, though, so maybe it would still work. He might provide the little energy boosts needed to get back into a productive frame of mind when work sort of lags and stalls out. It’d be better for me than my current strategy, which is to dip into an office stash of chocolate. It might cause me to lose some social standing among my officemates, though….

If only they knew about my temporary tattoo fetish!

Now enjoy the Gods Girls gallery here!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of Candy Monroe!

Okay guys, here’s a cuckold gallery brought to you by the same people who do ‘blacks on blondes‘, ‘ruth blackwell‘, ‘spring thomas‘, etc! They specialize in the interracial niche, branching out into cuckolding, gloryholes, and gangbangs!!! I thought Candy Monroe’s tattoos were kind of intriguing… Now cuckolding is something I’m not 100% sure about… Partyhardcore, girls with male strippers – all good… Having your boyfriend in the room being humiliated while you fuck a big black guy??? not sure!!!

Anyways… who’s a walrus?

Last week, I got a copy of The Beatles Rock Band.

It’s fun, but then again, I like Rock Band. That being said, I sort of knew abstractly that the Beatles were highly influential in the music world, but I didn’t quite realize how many popular songs were theirs. Like Twist & Shout, for example. Or Birthday. Or Octopus Garden. Okay, to be honest, I didn’t know the name of Octopus Garden either, but I’d heard bits and pieces of it – in my mind, it was the I’d like to be, under the sea song.

I’m sure there are others that I just can’t remember right at this moment.

I also now fully understand the wild popularity of the Beatles – many of their early songs were darn catchy. The later songs were too, though they tended a bit more to the weird, drugged-out end of the musical spectrum. Like I am the Walrus. What were they on when they wrote that one? Goo-koo-kachoo?

Ah, Rock Band. You teach me so much, grant so many hours of fun, yet ask so little in return. I strum happily at your electronic altar.

Before anyone out there mocks me for my Rock Band devotion, know this: there are others far more obsessed than I. I know of one individual who not only has all the games, and after market instrument peripherals – you know, those fancy pants professional grade electronic instruments – but he has also fully set up his basement for the full Rock Band experience. As in, he’s got laser light effects, coloured spotlights that move in time to the music, and a fog machine installed.

My fandom has a long way to go!!!

Enjoy the Candy Monroe Tattooed Cuckold gallery here!
And the movies here!

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Okay guys, this is another hot gallery starring London Keys – a curvy asian teen pornstar with big breasts, body piercings, and a kinky smile! Oh, and don’t forget about the tattoos…… Watch her lick pussy, and get pounded by a large, hard cock!

Anyways, today was my first day for two of my three current work contracts.

Even though it wasn’t new work, and I in theory knew what I was doing, I was still jittery. I’m pretty sure I get more spastic when I’m jittery. I’m pretty spastic even in my calmest state – hence my ability to randomly walk into things or trip on nothing. Or maybe that should be described as an inability to avoid inanimate objects in my path or keep myself upright.

I’ve noticed I have this walking quirk where one of my heels will slide out from under me as I’m taking a step, causing me to lurch a bit, flail my arms in what I hope is a barely noticeable manner and sometimes even vocalize a little, hopefully at a just barely audible volume. I’d like to blame this on my shoes – the heels of my shoes grind away with use, and I’ve noticed that the way I walk tends to grind them down so that they become sort of rounded at one of the edges. I’d like to believe that that roundness is what causes me to lose my footing randomly for no apparent reason while walking.

Of course. It must be the shoes. I couldn’t be that I’m just clumsy. It couldn’t.

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Okay guys – here’s another gallery of that cute, curvy asian pornstar with a perfectly shaved pussy and pierced nipples!! London Keys has a bit of meat on her… and I guess, a bit of meat in her.. It’s quite rare to see Asian’s with nipple piercings, clit piercings, and belly button piercings… probably because we scar so easily…
London Keys – a tattooed asian pornstar has been in quite a few scenes in the last few months – and I’m sure you’ll see more of her!!

Anyways….. Brrrrr

It’s December, and I’m in onesie mode for jamamas.

It’s December, and I’m wishing I could escape to a beachy paradise for a couple of weeks.

It’s December, and I’m getting the urge to bake cookies. Lots and lots of cookies. I need to buy butter.

It’s December, and the realization is kicking in that 2008 will soon be over, and 2009 is coming.

It’s December, and I’m telling myself that cowering under the bed is not the way to deal with the never ending forward march of time, the ending of another calendar year, the beginning of a new one.

It’s December, and I still need to do my Christmas shopping. All of it.

It’s December. I wish time would cut me some slack and give me a little break.

How do you like my Christmas wishlist???

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