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Anyway, the nose knows…. Last holiday season, I had the good fortune of attending a rather fancy workplace holiday party as a +1. It wasn’t fancy in a sit-down multi-course gourmet meal sort of way, but it was held at one of the nicer restaurants in the city, and there were rather tasty and impressive appetizers being paraded around the room, along with an open bar.

One of the many tasty things I ate that night were what they called lamb pops – basically they did up rack of lamb, then cut the racks into individual ribs for serving. There were several of us standing in a small huddle near the tabletop grill where the attendant was doing a final sear and seasoning for these as they were being served – you’d walk up to his station and ask for the lamb pops, and he’d grab a couple of them, give them a quick sear, then sprinkle them with some sea salt crystals and put on a drizzle of balsamic reduction. Seriously good.

So there we were, a small clump of people, chowing down on lamb pops and exclaiming at various intervals about how good they were. Except for one guy. He didn’t even have a single pop. One of his work colleagues noticed, and inquired about this, encouraging him to try at least one, because they were so good it would be a shame to not even try one.

And this gentleman revealed that he actually really enjoyed lamb, and he was sure that the lamb pops were delicious, and that he was truly sorely tempted – but he was still going to decline. I can’t eat lamb, he said.

This, naturally, raised the question of, Why not?

The answer? It makes my dog sad.

He has a border collie – a dog whose breed was developed to herd and protect sheep, and their lambs – and when he eats lamb, the dog can smell it on him hours later, and treats him as if he’s been possessed by a monster and engaged in truly horrific, unforgivable behaviour. So he avoids having lamb so that his dog won’t give him the cold shoulder.

At the time, I figured the story was evidence of how sensitive dog noses are. Turns out, lamb meat has a really strong, persistent odour to it. Last night’s dinner was rack of lamb – my first time preparing it for the grill. (I did not do the grilling. I happily passed that task onto a friend who’s better with a bbq..) The lamb racks came from Costco, all sealed up tight in commercial vacuum packaging, and I cut them open yesterday afternoon in order to set them marinating. It was my first time working with lamb – I’ve eaten lamb that someone else has prepared before, but had never handled it raw myself.

Right from the moment I opened up the plastic wrap, I could smell it. And it got stronger as I pulled the 5 racks out of the plastic. Once I’d gotten them all sorted and tucked away in ziploc bags, thoroughly coated in marinade, I scrubbed my hands with the soap I keep in the kitchen, scented with ginger and vanilla. Still my hands smelled of lamb. I went on with my day – doing other dinner preparing stuff, then serving and eating the dinner, then watching a movie and having dessert.

And whenever my hands came near my nose, I could smell the lamb.

The smell only faded after I’d had a shower before bed.

So yeah. Lamb is powerful stuff. Knowing what I know now, I’d be shocked if a dog – any dog – couldn’t smell it on a person a day later.

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Sexy Russian Ass Fucked by Black Man for Cash
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Anyway, I need a fix… Back in 2009, I had the good fortune of going to Paris for nearly a week – I think I effectively had six full days in the City of Light.

Before departing, I had the good fortune of getting a sound bit of advice: seek out La Maison Ladurée, and enjoy some of their macarons. I followed this sage advice, on day two, I think, and wow was I ever glad. Many of the Euros in my pockets disappeared into the tills at Ladurée, in exchange for boxes of the tasty morsels that would get stashed away in the little tiny fridge in the hotel room, so that every night could end with one of these delights. Or two.

And yeah, some of them would get eaten once I’d set foot outside the boutique after buying them. After all, they’re best fresh.

Upon returning to Canada, I sort of set about putting macarons out of my head. Sure, it’s possible to get some here, but they’re not Ladurée, and they’re actually not as good. Not that they’re garbage or anything – but when your first introduction to such a treat sets the bar so high, it’s tough to settle for less. So I just generally abstain from the locally available fare, and rely on my memories of those sweet delights from Paris.

Somewhat randomly today, I happened to go take a peek at Ladurée’s webpage, looking at their international locations. I remember doing this right when I returned from Paris in 2009, and being saddened to see that there were very few international locations, and no North American locations at all. Today, though, there are far more international boutiques than there were in 2009 – most are still pretty inaccessible to me, being in Europe or Asia, but there’s a boutique in New York now.

Compared to going to Paris (or Belgium, or Monaco, or Lebanon, or Japan, or Hong Kong…), getting to New York is totally feasible.

And really. I’ve never been. What a great idea for a vacation.

Let the plotting planning begin…

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Okay guys, here’s a semi-strange porn gallery. It’s a very average, regular looking woman getting fucked by a black guy. She doesn’t looked very ‘pornstar’ like. The set looks like it’s out of the 80’s, but I know for a fact that it was shot in the last 10 years. Laila Mason was born in 1986. It’s just something about her.. I’ve seen other XXX videos of hers that look just as retro.

Anyway, the elegance… The other night, I was fixing up dinner – homemade sweet potato ginger soup with some grilled sausage sliced up and dropped right into the soup.

I dished the soup into bowls, and then began slicing up the sausages… I deftly pierced the skin on one sausage with the tines of a fork, so that I could hold the thing steady as I worked on it with the knife. The sausage must have objected to my action, because it retaliated by spurting a jet of sausage juice, which left a trail of three greasy drops on the front of my shirt.
The visual.

This annoyed me. That being said, I do understand the sausage’s reaction – I’d be pretty ticked if someone stuck a fork in me, too.

I continued with the sausage slicing, with no further greasy mishaps, and proceeded to add the sausage to the bowls of soup. When I got to the last one, I thought I’d be clever and, rather than picking up the sausage pieces one or two at a time, I’d pick up the whole cutting board and sweep the sausage pieces neatly into the bowl.

The sausage pieces disagreed with my plan. Rather than tumbling in neatly, they sort of rolled around a bit, and I ended up dropping one on the countertop. Three of the others hit the soup like they were vying for the prize for best cannonball, and little splotches of soup scattered themselves over the countertop.

This was turning out to be a rather messy meal.

The final blow came as I finished off my bowl of soup, and I was settling back into my seat to enjoy my warm soup belly with TV, and I moved my arm so that my hand ended up brushing up against my shirt, and I noticed it felt damp. Perplexed, I looked down, and saw that somewhere along the way in my eating my soup, I had managed to dribble a bit of it down the front of my shirt, so there were now damp spots smelling faintly of sweet potato and ginger accompanying the spots of grease left behind by the insolent sausage.

I guess it’s a good thing I don’t eat out often…..
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Okay guys, here’s a hot gallery of a sexy Asian Bunny! I know that Easter was a while ago, but I’m not sure that this gallery will still be available next easter. It’s getting posted!
I sort of have the feeling that I’ve posted this shaved, big breasted amateur before.. If so, she’s still worth posting again!

Anyway, such gratitude…

I’ve managed to keep up somewhat decently with my increased water intake, though for the past few days I’ve only managing to get in two extra glasses of water a day. The strategy of having a glass of water any time you will be sitting and working for a bit sort of falls apart when you end up running around doing all sorts of errands.

Anyway. One thing that I’ve noticed with the increased drinking is increased peeing. This should not be surprising. I have some rudimentary understanding of how the body works, and I know that what goes in gets processed and then comes back out again. I was, however, also under the impression that I had pretty formidable bladder control and wickedly efficient kidneys. The newly available evidence suggests that what I actually had was an underused urinary system.

So I’ve been having more, um, pit stops. Including when I am at work. And often, one of my trips happens to coincide with the time window when one of the custodial staff is just finishing the cleaning of the restrooms.

Now, I appreciate the custodial staff at my workplace – they do a pretty good job, things seem pretty decently clean. Not phenomenally clean – I wouldn’t want to lick the floors or anything – but nothing appears to be gross, and that’s pretty impressive considering the hundreds of people who traipse through the premises daily. So I end up feeling particularly guilty when I need to make use of the facilities right after they’ve been cleaned, while the person who cleaned them is still in the area.

Nothing says gratitude like peeing all over someone’s hard work.

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Anyway…. I don’t drink enough.

I don’t mean, I don’t go out drinking often enough, or I don’t consume enough alcohol. In fact, I never do the former, largely because I hardly ever do the latter. One of the gifts of my particular genetic heritage is an inability to properly process alcohol – I do the whole red flush thing, but with an enthusiasm and violence you probably aren’t accustomed to seeing. If I have a small glass of wine – somewhere around the 125 – 175 mL mark, I’d guess – with dinner, and I mean a full meal, I turn rather decidedly pink. If I have less food, or more wine, then I can actually break out in hives, depending on how far things go. I’ll get red, welty splotches on my arms, and neck, and torso. Sometimes they itch. If I’m bound and determined and keep on drinking, eventually I hit a point where I can actually detect a difference in my breathing – I can feel the air moving through my airways more, which suggests (to me) a narrowing of the airways, like mild anaphylaxis.

So, yes, I tend to stay away from alcohol.

But my habit is to not drink much of anything anyway. I’m not sure how this developed, but for as long as I can remember, I don’t consume much liquid. Some people must have a drink with their meals, and usually go through refills within a single meal. Generally, I don’t.

And it’s always been fine. Or, well, I thought it was fine. I felt fine. I didn’t seem to be suffering any ill effects.

Over the past two weeks, however, something has been different. My skin has been drier than usual – it’s usually pretty firmly on the dry end of the spectrum anyway, but it got all annoyed and irritated, and no amount of cream seemed to bring any relief. Which led to the suggestion that I might want to evaluate my water intake, and adjust it.

So for the past week, I’ve been trying to drastically increase my water intake. I’m up to three full glasses of water – straight up pure water – everyday, in addition to whatever I would normally drink (juice, pop, etc.) with meals and things. How? Basically, whenever I think I’m going to be sitting still for a little bit, working on something on the computer (or playing a little game on the computer, tee hee), I make sure I get myself a glass of water first.

Is it helping? Maybe. The problematic patches are clearing away by degrees, but there was certainly no magical miracle transformation.

Or does that kick in once you manage four glasses of water a day?

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