Kaori`s XXX Blog!!

Click the picture for a hot gallery of Beau Marie – a steaming hot redhead teen with milky white skin!

Okay guys, a comment from Barry in a previous post got me thinking about ice cream… Associating ice cream with XXX, naturally I thought of icecreambangbang! It’s part of the Mr. Chew’s Asian Beaver network – including sites like Pimp My Black Teen and XXX proposal.
Beau Marie is a creamy skinned model with what looks to be a redhead complexion. We obviously can’t tell if she’s a natural redhead because of her shaved pussy!

Anyways… The epic battle…

No, not between good and evil. I’m talking about the war waged between clean and lazy.

Individuals who genuinely enjoy cleaning are pretty few and far between. For I think the vast majority of the population, cleaning is what happens when the cleanliness-liking part of your mind hits its tolerance on acceptable dirt levels. If the dirt is within tolerance, the lazy part of your mind kicks in, and you do something else instead, probably something you actually enjoy.

Probably there is no scale of filth that people scatter onto, really it’s just a question of how loud your clean voice is compared to how loud your lazy voice is. My mother’s clean voice is really, really loud, so she runs her vacuum all throughout the house every other day. Some folks have really loud lazy voices, so they will tolerate decomposing food in their bedrooms.

As a child, I think I had a louder clean voice, or a quieter lazy voice, or maybe someone else’s view of the how the world should be was just imposed on me and my malleable mind. My mum tells a story of how she relented to let me play at the neighbourhood playground one day. I was a not-really-verbal-yet toddler. She had previously resisted, fearing I’d get all dirty and yucky in the sand. This one day, she took me over there, and set me down in the sandy pit, and I promptly got sand on my hands. Recognizing this foreign grit as dirt, she says I scuttled over to her, holding out my hands so that they could be cleaned off. She produced a tissue and wiped them down for me. She says I then took that tissue, and started chasing off after the other kids who were playing there, wanting them to have clean hands too.

Since then, my lazy voice has gotten a whole bunch louder – for example, I do not run my vacuum cleaner every other day.

I have this feeling that staying in a hotel is a nice way to satisfy both the clean and lazy voices. Your room is spic and span, without you having to lift a finger.

Too bad it costs so much, or I’d do it more often. Sometimes, on various TV shows there will be a character who is living in a hotel room, and honestly, that doesn’t seem so bad to me…..

Click here for an XXX gallery of a redheaded teen with milky white skin getting her shaved pussy stretched!
The XXX movies of this creamy skinned ginger are here!!

Click the picture for a hot glamour XXX gallery of dusky beauty Mulani Rivera.

Okay guys, here’s a hot gallery I found! Normally I’m not a huge fan of ‘glamour’ sites… And to be fair, I’m not a huge fan on her fake breasts.. Her ‘wrist piercing’ is kind of weird as well. Overall though, her ‘dusky skin’ and appearance is really hot! It’s a good gallery!

Anyways, it’s like a show…

In 2007, I was in Ottawa for a weekend, and I stayed at the Hotel Indigo Ottawa. It had just opened, I think the guy at the front desk told me two months or so prior to my stay? It was rather exciting when the airport shuttle driver didn’t know where I was trying to go when I asked to be dropped off at the Hotel Indigo. He figured it out eventually, but dropped everyone else on the shuttle off first, and then did a few loops of a couple of blocks in the area looking for it.

I remember being really pleased with the room, and the hotel in general; I remember the lobby smelled like cookies baking, rather strong vanilla scent, but not offset by any flowery notes or anything, so it was totally like walking into a warm, friendly kitchen. I remember the shower in the bathroom – it was one of those walk-in glass-walled deals, with no closeable door and no shower curtain. You just wander in there, have your shower, and wander back out again.

I remember being able to see myself in the shower in the bathroom mirror. That was surreal.

I remember thinking that I was going to manage to flood the hotel room when I had my shower, since there was no door to close. It didn’t happen.

I’ve since stayed in maybe one or two other hotels that had this sort of shower setup, and every time, my reaction is the same. I see the enclosure. I think it’s odd, and worry about making a mess. I have my shower, make no mess, and am disproportionately pleased. I contemplate getting one of these in my own bathroom.

Sadly, I think a big part of the appeal is being able to see myself in the mirror as I shower. I understand that this is not critical to a successful shower experience – after all, the vast majority of the showers I’ve had in my life have not been in one of these fancy enclosures, and I would argue that I’m a reasonably proficient showerer. But being able to see yourself as you shower? It adds a level of entertainment to the procedure.

Click here for a hot gallery of Mulani Rivera!

Click the picture for a hot Latina Teen gallery!

Okay guys, here’s some more Gigi Spice! Gigi is a hot latina teen who gets down right nasty on her website… In some of her pictures, she reminds me of a young Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives… And as I mentioned years back, Eva Longoria is a big fan of sex toys. I bet her petite body is just as sweet as Gigi and Pamela Spice‘s!!!

Anyways, I’m out of galleries….

I’ve pretty much run out of my ‘storepile’ of collected porn. Usually I have 50+ galleries sitting cached. Good pictures selected as previews, decent sites. In the recent months I’ve been incredibly lazy towards the upkeep of my XXX blog. I’ve been working my way through my stored galleries, I haven’t been posting many pictures of me (btw – the next set of Randoms should come later in the week).

If there are any sites you’d like me to focus on, let me know! I’m probably going to keep hitting Dancing Bear, FTVGirls, Met-Art, Private, Gigi Spice, Pamela Spice, and a few more..

Meanwhile, I need to figure out how to fix my broken tags!!!

Enjoy the Gigi Spice fingering her pussy gallery here!

Click the picture for a hot gallery of a girl with braces covered in whipcream!

Okay. I’ll be honest. I don’t like ‘Whipped cream’. In fact, the only ‘cream’ I like is Ice Cream… It’s still a hot gallery, and has braces for those of you with the metal in mouth fetish, and toe sucking – for those of you with a foot fetish! Don’t worry, I’ll continue my random picture posting soon.. I just can’t post a set every day. That would be boring.

Anyways… The power of shame…

The other day, I was fetching myself something to drink, and as is my habit, I went into the freezer for ice cubes for my drink.

I pulled out the full tray, thought to myself, Look at all those perfect ice cubes. Isn’t that nice. I think I’ll take those two there for my drink.

Then, as I reached for the first of the two, something weird happened. I’m not entirely certain how, because I’ve fetched ice cubes umpteen bazillion times in my life, without incident, and when you’re reaching for the ice with one hand your other hand can remain securely gripping the tray.

Still. I dropped the tray.

It bounced on the kitchen floor.

All of the ice cubes popped out except for one.

The ice cubes skittered across the floor in all directions.

I stood there, surrounded by ice cubes, shocked for a split section.

And then I leapt into action, scuttling around scooping up fallen ice cubes and tossing them in the sink as quick as I could. Then, once I’d gotten them all, I quickly refilled the ice cube tray and popped it back into the freezer. Then, I sauntered out of the kitchen, as if nothing had ever happened.

I’ve been thinking about this reaction. I mean, it’s not like it’s unheard of for me to be a bit clumsy. I was home alone, though, and yes, ice melts, but it doesn’t melt that fast. I was really rushing to clear away the evidence of my klutz attack.

I think I was embarrassed.

In spite of the fact that no one was around.

It’s normal to get embarrassed when no one is around to witness your blunder, isn’t it?

Enjoy the whipped cream and braces gallery here!

Click the picture for a hot squeezed camel toe!

Hum, “hot squeezed cameltoe’ almost sounds like a drink… I’m not sure it’s a drink I’d want… Eitherway, I thought it was a sexy XXX gallery featuring a hot, shaved pussy blonde – with the side benefit of pierced nipples and a vertical clit hood to add to the discussion we’ve been having!!! I posted pictures of a girl with tattoos around her nipples and over her pussy, and we discussed how it affected our desire towards her. Today I just really liked the picture of him squeezing her cameltoe

Anyways, new shoes!
I gots new shoes! I gots new shoes!

One pair of work appropriate heels – dark brown marooney in colour, a 2.5″ kitten heel, rounded toe. Very cute.

One pair of booties – dark brown suede, 4″ stilettoey heel. Very cute. (Me Toos – here)

Probably I shouldn’t buy any more shoes for a while.

Unless I see a great sale on something cute.

Woohoo!

Click here for XXX pictures of a guy squeezing a girl’s camel toe!!
The cameltoe squeezing movie is here

Click the picture for a hot gallery of a sexy Half-Asian pornstar in XXX action!

Okay guys, these XXX pictures are again of a rather dubious tattoo choice. I’m not sure why Coco Velvet would choose to tattoo her neck like that… I didn’t actually notice it when I picked out the gallery – and didn’t choose it because of the tattooed nipple pictures I posted 2 days ago… It was just a random Asian XXX gallery

Anyways… Smudgy smudgy….

I’ve considered purchasing a biometric lock for my front door off and on for a while now – the sort where you program the thing to recognize your fingerprint, so rather than carry around a key, all you need to do is scan your finger whenever you want to unlock the door. Very spiffy sounding.

The only hiccup is, I often have some trouble with fingerprint scanners. They seem to not like me much. I suspect the problem is that the pads of my fingers are sort of smooth, so that the grooves of my prints are rather shallow, which means that when one of these scanning devices goes to capture an image, it gets a rather smudgy grubby one, which makes recognizing that print again later a bit of a crap shoot. I’d hate to be trapped outside my home one day, trying endlessly to get the door to grant me entrance by repeatedly swiping my finger, only to be rudely denied time after time, sobbing in frustration while the neighbours edge past me, hoping to avoid being noticed.

Maybe carrying a key isn’t such a bad thing after all.

I always worry about losing my key somewhere, and that worry would simply go away if I got the biometric lock. Of course, I was sharing this possibility with my father one day, and he snorted and said, Sure, but then if a thief wants into your place, he doesn’t need to find a key, he just needs to chop off your finger!

Click here for a tattooed Asian pornstar XXX gallery
XXX movies of Coco Velvet – a tattooed Asian pornstar are here

Click the picture for some hot French porn!

Okay guys, here’s a hot French teen with a nicely shaved kitty!!! It’s from the biggest French pornsite – Explicite Art, and as usual is exemplary! It has the usual teen pussy spreading and female masturbation – and if you look in the member’s area, I believe you’ll also find her doing hardcore! I’ll talk to Explicite-Art and see if I can get some of the XXX pictures/movies for you!!

Anyways, I gave someone a lift to the airport today….

As I approached the terminal, I remembered that some people out there seem to have a real allergy to airports. They really don’t like them, get all tense and grouchy if they have to be near them, never mind in them, and will complain bitterly about time spent waiting in the airport.

Me? I’ve never really minded airports. I wouldn’t exactly call myself a globe trotter, but I’ve spent my fair share of time waiting in airports. I’ve experienced hours of delays – delays sufficiently long that the airline employees were sent out with complimentary juice boxes for all the waiting passengers, I’ve sat watching the gate somewhat nervously as a flight other than mine got cancelled, and passengers swarmed the desk trying to get onto my flight. I’ve had delays that caused me to miss connections, resulting in unexpected overnight stays – okay, this only happened once, but still, it was a surprise overnight in Toronto. Yes, the airline paid for my accommodations, and they had given me some vouchers for food too, but the vouchers were only good for the hotel restaurant, where the cost of the food exceeded the value of the vouchers. That was a little irritating. And I suppose they did let me know that their delay meant I would be stuck overnight in Toronto before I left Montreal, but my options were to either take the flight anyway and be put up in the airport hotel overnight, or to have the airline pay for my cab ride back home again, but I’d have to pay for my transportation back to the airport the next day. Admittedly, I was a bit annoyed that they wouldn’t pay my taxi fare both to and from the airport in Montreal, so I opted for the more expensive hotel fare in Toronto – sometimes I’m a spiteful little thing… ^_^

Anyway. The point is that my experience with air travel hasn’t all been roses and rainbows, and yet I don’t hold grudges against airports. In fact, airports can be pretty neat places. Usually there are some visually interesting bits that you can spend a bit of time looking at – I suppose the idea is to give those travellers passing through a bit of a sense of the local flavour, I’ve seen lots of nifty sculptures and bits of art, and sometimes there are sort of locally-known shops in there too. Huge hubs are pretty interesting places – they’re just so massive. The little airports are interesting too – after having seen major hubs, you get to the smaller airports and wonder how they can manage to make it all work with fewer resources.

Me? I like airports. Not that I’d want to live in one or anything, but mostly I have positive associations with them. Even though not all my travel is for pleasure, I still get excited about going to the airport.

Maybe it’s because part of me is convinced that no matter what I’m going to the airport for, I’m about to embark on a grand, epic adventure… Where’s my explorer hat?

Click here for a teen pussy fingering gallery from Explicite-Art!

Click the picture for a sex gallery of fresh solo teen Taylor Lain!

Okay guys, here’s a hot dildo gallery of a brand new teen – Taylor Lain!!! She’s a sexy, barely 18 year old teen who has lesbian and toy fun on her website!!! Hopefully I’ll be posting more Taylor Lain in the future. In the meantime, I’ve added a video below!

As always, I’m behind schedule…

I seem to exist in this state where I am perpetually behind schedule.

I’ve tried to allow myself extra time to make up for my apparent inability to correctly estimate how long it will take me to do something. This always fails.

I’ve set all my watches ahead to try to keep me on time – if I look at my watch and believe I have enough time and leave when I am actually leaving earlier than I think, this increases the odds of my arriving on time. This doesn’t really work either. Things have improved somewhat since I made the decision to set my watches fast by a number of minutes that is not precisely known to me – instead of knowing my watch is, say, three minutes fast, I just know it’s a bit fast. So I can’t tell myself that I really have three more minutes than I think I do, since it might only be one, or it might even be five. This does help some with my inability to estimate accordingly, since it basically adds a small window of extra time into my planning.

Problem #1: I never really know what time it is, and sometimes, it’s important to know precisely what time it is.

Problem #2: I’ve been know to try to take that unknown window of extra time into account when planning, and I’ve figured the size of the window wrong, resulting in me being late anyway.

I suspect this is some deeply rooted aspect of my personality, and the only way to fix it is to move to some place where punctuality is highly devalued. I hear Spain is like that. Maybe I ought to move to Spain….

Click here for sex toy pictures of a young teen – Taylor Lain!
Click here for a hot XXX dildo video gallery of Taylor Lain!

Click the picture for an XXX gallery of shaved lesbian pussy!

Okay guys! Time for another hot lesbian toy gallery!! It’s from a sexy European lesbian site.. Tons and tons of the hottest European pornstars!!!

Anyways.. I’m giving in…

Today, I attempted two invasions on Old McDonnell’s farm in Zombie Farm. Both times, I had plenty of zombies – 15 the first time, 16 the second; my army cannot exceed 16 zombies. Both times, my zombies were very hungry, so they were quite keen to get into the fray of the invasion.

And both times, I was thoroughly whupped.

It became abundantly clear after the second loss that this game has been constructed in such a way that the only way I can continue playing is if I purchase that Blue Headstone.

Now, part of me is miffed, and wants to just walk away, move on to something else.

A larger, more vocal part of me, on the other hand, is screaming that it’s well worth one lousy dollar to keep playing.

So I paid the dollar. I got my Blue Headstone. I’ve grown some blue zombies – Zmurfs, with some ZomBeauties planted to replace the Zmurfs as needed.

I’ve also attempted another invasion, with hungry zombies, so not as enthusiastic as very hungry zombies, and I only lost one of my Zmurfs.

I’m back at it! Watch out, Old McDonnell. I’m coming for your brains. Though I suspect those are in relatively short supply, since he keeps coming back after my zombies tear through his farm. I’d think if he were smarter, he’d leave….

Enjoy the European lesbian toy gallery here!

Click the picture for a super hot asian porn gallery featuring a toned Japanese babe with a perfectly shaved pussy!

Okay guys, here’s that perfect naked Japanese girl from Met-Art! Mariko is one Asian teen that I’d love to see hardcore XXX pictures of… Sadly, I don’t think we ever will – or, if we do see hardcore pictures, it’ll be 3-4 years down the road, after she’s popped a kid and ruined her flat abs!!! Mariko from met-art is a goddess… My link gives you a trial discount to met-art….

Anyways…. Brain juice….

I was slogging away today, trying to get some work done, and my brain was being uncharacteristically sticky about it, refusing to let me focus in on something workable, drifting off to either unrelated topics, or problems that I’m not yet in a position to work out. This is a very frustrating position to be in.

I decided that I might be in need of a bit of a boost, so I poured myself a nice glass of the life elixir itself, Coca-Cola.

I had some, I let my brain continue its irrelevant freak out a while longer, and then things started to crystallize a bit. Not useful thoughts about those problems I can’t yet work out, but the things I was actually wanting to work on suddenly started falling into place, and wouldn’t you know it, I actually got stuff done.

Clearly, I am on to something here, and should no longer think twice about jump starting myself with the good stuff.

Enjoy the athletic Japanese teen gallery of Mariko from Met-Art here!