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Okay guys, Winston suggested that I post some Canada Day Patriotic porn…. Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to really find any!! I was hoping for a naked girl wrapped in a Canadian Flag… My quick search revealed nothing. The best I could do is a Canadian lesbian threesome featuring an amateur asian amongst others… It’s from Amateur Canada.. You might want to check AdultAccess.ca to access all the Canadian porn websites managed by these people!

Anyways… I enjoy the warmer weather summer brings – it’s nice to have a change of seasons, to have some time where the clothes you wore all winter can be tucked away out of sight and replaced with the things that you tucked away in the fall. It’s like getting a brand new wardrobe twice a year, without having to spend buckets of money and loads of time shopping.

The warmth of summer brings out my warm weather clothes, but it also makes me not want to cook. I mean, really not want to cook. When the sun heats my living space up, the last thing I want to do is turn on the oven, or stand in front of the stove. While part of me would love to just live off takeout for the duration of the summer, the part of me that thinks a bit more logically and responsibly tells me that this is not an appropriate meal plan.

I think the solution may be salads.

Big salads. With some focaccia bread on the side, with olive oil and balsamic vinaigrette for dipping. Last night I made up some quinoa and avocado salad – baby spinach, tomato, a wee bit of red onion, quinoa, and avocado, all tossed in a lemon and olive oil dressing. I had a biggish portion, with some bread on the side, and after the meal I felt satisfied – not wondering where my main course was. True, I have to run the stove to cook the quinoa for this, but I don’t have to stand there in the heat attending to it – unlike, say, a stir fry.

This could work. Granted, I can’t have the same salad everyday – I really like this salad, but having it everyday would probably foster a deep burning hatred for all that is wonderful about it – but the idea has merit. Toss a few actual cooked meals in here and there, when the glorious summer sun doesn’t suck out the few culinary inclinations I have, and I could have a very healthy caloric intake this summer.

Of course, I’ll still treat myself to takeout here and there. It’s all about balance, doncha know.

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Anyways… I must be a princess…

And there must be a pea that has wormed its way into my bed.

I’m still having issues sleeping through the night. I wake up – usually somewhere between 2 and 3 AM. There have been a couple more instances of me lying awake for at least an hour, unable to get back to sleep, but only one involved me being agonizingly uncomfortable. Mostly, it seems I wake up, experience some unhappiness at being awake long before I want to be awake, toss and turn for somewhere between five and fifteen minutes, and then I’m out again. Generally, I only wake up once a night, but there have been nights of multiple awakenings.

I don’t know what it is that’s waking me up, and I acknowledge that it could very well be something way beyond my control – noises produced by neighbours, nighttime winds whipping past my bedroom window, discomfort caused by difficulties with temperature regulation.

And yet? I keep having the same thought over and over again. It must be time to get a new bed.

I wonder if I’ll be a victim of my poor impulse control and have bought a new bed by the end of the weekend.

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Anyways, consider me snubbed…

Today, I was exiting a building that had a relatively large public entrance area, so there was a set of three doors side by side that all led to the outside world. As I approached the doors, I could see a woman approaching the same set of doors from a different direction, and I knew I would get there a smidge before she would.

I’ve always been taught that the polite and correct thing to do in these sorts of situations is to hold the door for the next person – just simply pausing a bit once I’m through and holding the door open so that it doesn’t swing shut in the next person’s face. I almost always do this – there have been a handful of times that I haven’t, only two that I actually remember, and both times that I can recall I felt very bad about not having held the door once I realized someone had been behind me. I also appreciate it when others do the same for me, especially when I am carrying a lot and would have had to wrestle with the door a bit to get through it, and I have felt the eyeroll of annoyance make my eyeballs spin when someone lets a door close on me as I’m stepping through it.

So today, as is my custom, I paused after passing through the doorway and held it open, looking back over my shoulder to make sure that the woman would take over the holding of the door before I let go.

There was no one there.

The woman had opted to go through the door beside the one I had just passed through.

Not only that, she had to juggle her coffee a bit to get her hand free to open that other door. I saw her do that as I stood there holding the other door open for her.

So much for my attempt at spreading a bit of good will. Ah, well. I’m not going to stop.

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Anyways… Donut or doughnut?

I really like donuts.

I’m a bit unsure about the spelling conventions though – I’ve always seen the word written as donut in donut shops, like Tim Horton’s, yet I’ve read the alternate doughnut in some texts. Is it another American spelling vs. British spelling thing? Canada generally seems to be pretty loyal to British spelling, though. Perhaps the apparent preference for donut is something of an anomaly then.

In any event, however you want to spell the word, I am a big fan of what it refers to. Unless you toss nuts into the dough, then no thanks. And certainly, like any other person on the planet, I do not like all members of the donut family equally. I’ve actually been taking a bit of flak for my donut preferences lately – all good-natured ribbing, I’m pretty sure, but still, there has been some mocking aimed in my very specific direction.

Why? Because when you get right down to it, my tastes in donuts run to the simpler varieties. A plain honey glazed donut is always fantastic. A plain donut with the ring of chocolate frosting on top makes me smile a big wide smile. Those donuts with the vanilla frosting and various candy sprinkles tossed on top are always welcome. As are long johns – the long, rectangular donuts with the layer of frosting on top, sometimes with sprinkles.

That’s not to say that I don’t like the fancier varieties – the powdered jelly donuts, the fritters, the various cream-filled varieties, the chocolate cake ones. They’re all good, but if I’m not in the right mood, I won’t want to eat them. The same is not true of the simpler ones – they’re always good.

I still think the very best donuts are the plain original glazed Krispy Kreme donuts, still warm, right out of their donut making machine. You can get pretty close by microwaving the donuts later, but fresh off the line is extra special.

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Anyways…. Stretch….

I’ve been thinking off and on about trying yoga for a while now. It may be a form of physical activity that I can sneak into my day without worrying about sweating myself into a non-presentable state, and does not seem to require much in the way of equipment – from what I can tell, I’ll need a yoga mat and some comfy stretchy clothes. As it turns out, I stumbled up on a deal on yoga mats some time ago, so I actually have two, still in their original packaging. And I’ve got the stretchy yoga pants and bra tops. It seems that I am set to start.

Thing is, I have a sneaking suspicion that this is something I should take a class for, rather than try to teach myself from a book or from an online tutorial. I am, er, not so flexible, so there’s probably a pretty high risk that I’ll try some pose and end up hurting myself. Also, I have no idea what I’m doing, which also increases the potential risk level.

Then again, I don’t really want to take a class. You see, I am embarrassingly clumsy a bit shy when it comes to trying to make my body do new things in front of an audience – even when that audience is also learning what I am learning. If I’m going to be doing something in a group class setting, I want to have a chance of being good at it. Since I am not particularly flexible at this point in time, my chances of being good right off the bat are rather slim. Also, it seems you need to be barefoot to do yoga, and I’m not sure how comfortable I am with the idea of going barefoot on a surface that someone else has been barefoot on very recently. Think they’d let me wear Crocs?

Maybe I should get a yoga video game for the Wii or PS3? That might be close enough to instruction to keep me from killing myself, but still be done in the privacy of my own home.

Maybe I should try something else? Take up running or something? The chances of me quitting in that scenario are almost a certainty. I don’t like running.

Maybe if I practiced enough I’d get good at it, and then I’d start liking it more? I’m definitely bad at it now.

Phew, all this exercise contemplation is wearing me out. Time for bed.

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Anyways, summer might really be here….

Lazy weekends, staying in PJs all day. This is precisely what I did today – no getting dressed for me! Besides, yesterday I polished my car (yes.. polished.. not waxed! ^_^). I earned my day of sloth.

Opening the windows, letting the breeze swing through to try and keep the temperature pleasant. Wondering if neighbours are peering in at me as I parade around in my jammies.

I should seriously think about making extra ice cubes, and stashing them in a Ziploc in my freezer – it’s getting to be sno cone time! The Margaritaville ice crusher awaits. I just need to make up some syrup first.

Days are longer, warmer.

We find ourselves in that magical period where it sort of feels like summer, yet the children of the world have not yet been set loose for summer vacation. The countdown has probably started, though.

I’m glad I’m not in mandatory schooling anymore. That counting down in June was just agony.

Of course, a world where summer vacations don’t exist at all is a different sort of agony. But let’s not go there for now.

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Anyways, I’ve been watching someone else play Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune on the PS3 recently. It’s a pretty fun game to be spectator to – but then again, I like being a video game spectator. I like to ‘help’ – I’ll holler out when I see things that might be important, and I lend my brainpower to puzzles that must be solved in order to proceed. Not that my help is necessary, but I think it’s generally appreciated – I’ve never been told to stop. Plus I get the fun of playing the game without any of the button-mashing related stress associated with playing – I never have to worry about accidentally hitting the wrong button, or not moving the joystick fast enough to aim at the right guy in time.

At any rate, most of the game is about hunting for treasure, sort of. You’re trying to track your way through an abandoned city, the main storyline involves several individuals all looking for El Dorado, and along the way you need to keep your eyes peeled for lesser treasures – little trinkets that glimmer in the sun to catch your attention. Collecting these earns you side trophies in the game.

All this treasure hunting got me wondering how good at it I’d be in real life. I like puzzles. I like the idea of secret passageways and vaults, and following a trail of clues that need to be deciphered using whatever cleverness and wits I possess.

At the end of the day, though, I think I’d probably be a pretty big failure as a treasure hunter, because I wouldn’t actually have the guts to go out looking for it. These hidden tombs and chambers are all creepy, creepy places, full of harmless but still frightening creepy crawlies at best, and foul-smelling mystery substances and not-so-harmless creepy crawlies at worst. You get dirty and smelly, plus there’s the element of risk in scrabbling about over ancient structures that predate even the shakiest set of building codes. You need to be sharp, with fantastic reflexes, so you don’t get caught in ancient booby traps. I’d probably end up dead pretty fast – either death by booby trap, death by fall in unseen crevasse, death by fall from unsafe bridge, or death by fright upon being greeted by something icky.

The idea of ancient artifacts and exotic locales is appealing. But I’d far prefer that everything be cleaned and de-dangered before I start traipsing through. Maybe camera friendly, with flush toilets…

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Anyways… Amateur photography….

When I was about eight or nine, I became keenly interested in photography. My parents, being the encouraging sort, bought me a (cheap, intended for young amateur photographers) 35 mm SLR camera for my birthday one year, and I went bonkers taking pictures. I remember blasting through an entire roll of film – 24 exposures – in the garden out back one day, just taking shots of flowers, and trees, and at one point I fetched an old basket of artificial flowers leftover from a stint as a flower girl, and spent some time trying to create artsy shots of the flower basket nestled in the grass near the actual living flowers.

I remember feeling this strong desire to capture moments on film so that they could be looked back on as fond memories. My parents have a pretty extensive collection of photos from their early years together and my infancy and early childhood – apparently my father got hit with the same photo documentation bug that got me – and we would spend hours together in the evenings, just going through the photo albums, with me asking questions about the events in the photos, and laughing at the ones of me as a toddler making, well, toddler faces.

While my parents were less pleased with the rate at which I went through film – processing all that film was an unexpected expense in their budget, and some of the rolls held few worthwhile pictures – they continued to encourage my interest. When I tired of the bulk of the SLR camera, they bought me a slim, portable 110 film camera. When I grew frustrated with the image quality I was getting from the 110, they picked up a 35 mm point-and-shoot type camera for me.

By this time, I was in high school. As I moved on to university, my interest in photography waned – I no longer felt the same urgent need to photo document everything. Even though digital cameras took all the guesswork out of the picture taking process – you see right away whether your shot turned out or not – I no longer felt I needed to take a camera with me everywhere. Yes, every once in a while I’ll snap a little photo using the 2 megapixel camera in my iPhone, but that’s about it. You maybe noticed how few ‘selfpics’ I’ve posted….

Today, thinking back to my fond memories of looking through old pictures, I find myself wondering. If I started randomly taking pictures of things and storing them in albums on my computer, would the urge to photo document my life come back? Is it even possible to make something like that come back? The photo quality one can get with a digital SLR camera these days is pretty phenomenal, and there’s absolutely no worry about film wastage, since there’s no film.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm+

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Anyways… Melty goodness…

Costco is a fabulous place. The candy aisle is a sight to behold – so many different types of candies! Yes, you can get a wide variety of chocolate bars in large boxes, for decent prices, but the gummy candies seem to be too good to be true – a while back, I picked up a box with two packets of sour cherry gummies in it for something like $6. Incredible.

I brought the box home, stashed it away, and, well, sort of forgot about it for a while. Like a few months. Maybe close to a year. For someone who claims to have a voracious sweet tooth, it seems that I don’t actually eat much of the candy goodness. I suppose that’s probably a good thing – I’d probably be considerably bigger than I am if I chowed down on the sweet stuff at the same pace at which I buy it. Yes, this means that I have a rather, erm, sizeable stash. No judging, please.

Anyway, I’m digging round in the food stash looking for a little something to nibble on, and I stumble upon the sour cherries, and I think, Oooh, gummies! That’s the ticket! I pull out one of the packets.

Oddly, some of the gummies inside seem to have gotten a bit melted somehow? They’re all sticky and gummed up against the plastic. But only some, and on one side of the packet only – it’s not as though the whole thing is one big sugary mass.

Months later, I dig out the second packet in the box – and sure enough, one side of the packet looks melty. I am rather perplexed by this. I’m not sure what could have happened to cause this apparent partial melting on one side of the packet – wouldn’t exposure to heat have caused melting throughout the packet, or at the very least, on both sides? If I had left them by a window with strong sunlight, then I could possibly see this happening, but these were safely tucked away in the depths of my food storage area. Maybe it happened in the car on the way home from Costco oh so long ago? But Costco is a fairly short drive away – fifteen minutes, tops.

Well, they’re still tasty, so I suppose I shan’t worry about it too much.

Whoa. Shan’t. Where did that come from? (Yes. I know – shall + not. But who even uses shall all that much anymore?)

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Anyways…. Ow.

I freely admit that I am pretty far down at the clumsy end of the spectrum.

I’m forever colliding with stationary objects, and I’ve been doing this for as long as I can remember. Put a chair in the middle of an empty room, and chances are excellent that I will find a way to accidentally bump into it. I could even be making a conscious effort to not knock the chair, and still make contact. Generally, it’s not so bad that I’ll knock it over, or even worse, manage to break it, but I will still appear to attempt to make me occupy the same space as it. In my parents’ kitchen, there’s an island, and I almost always knock my hip against it as I try to walk around it. My shoulders and arms bump on out-facing wall corners and door jambs. I’ve bumped my head on the door frame of my car climbing in and out of the driver’s seat more than once. Just this morning, I was reaching for the salt and pepper shakers in the kitchen cabinet, and rammed my knuckle into the shelf above the shakers – there’s now a small, shallowly skinned area.

Years ago, I would laughingly say that the problem stemmed from a lack of understanding of where I end and the world begins, but that just seems ludicrous – how could you not know where you end?

After this morning’s incident, though, I’ve had a little think about why I keep colliding with things that aren’t moving, and I think I have a logical answer. Not one that is terribly flattering to me, but at this point it seems to make a lot of sense, given how much I smack into things that really, really don’t move, like walls and countertops.

I think I’m so clumsy because I consistently fail to remember precisely where things are. I’ll have a general idea of where that thing should be, but the finer units of measure are off, or maybe completely absent. So when I’m climbing into the car, I’ll think I’ve bent my knees enough, like most days, except that this one time I’ve missed bending them enough by about two centimetres, which is totally enough to make me bump my head. When I reached for the salt and pepper this morning, I again thought I should have an extra centimetre of room, and thus reached a bit too high.

For someone who’s been known to get a bit obsessive and weird over details, you’d think that would extend to knowing where other objects are in the world around me. Apparently, it does not.

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