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Anyways, I was talking a bit about ice cream last night… Addictive, but not really…

I really really do love Laura Secord’s French & Frosted Mint ice cream. Seriously. All other mint chocolate ice creams I’ve had don’t even come close to this frozen nirvana.

With high praise like that, you might think I’ve got a wee addiction to the stuff, that they’ve laced it with crack or some other highly dependency-forming substance, so that no other ice cream will do when I just gotta have that hit.

The thing is, though, I don’t really crave it the way you might expect me to with an addiction. It’s not like Coke – which I probably am thoroughly addicted to – where I want it, need it, nothing else will do sort of thing.

I simply think it is the best ice cream out there. If it is not available at a given moment in which I want ice cream, I will be able to have others, and be content. I don’t get any weird ice cream withdrawal shakes if I haven’t had any in a long time. If I have a bit of a binge and have several helpings in a relatively short period of time – in terms of days, not hours – I don’t get sick when I leave off it cold turkey.

I guess it’s just really really good….

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As always, I’m behind schedule…

I seem to exist in this state where I am perpetually behind schedule.

I’ve tried to allow myself extra time to make up for my apparent inability to correctly estimate how long it will take me to do something. This always fails.

I’ve set all my watches ahead to try to keep me on time – if I look at my watch and believe I have enough time and leave when I am actually leaving earlier than I think, this increases the odds of my arriving on time. This doesn’t really work either. Things have improved somewhat since I made the decision to set my watches fast by a number of minutes that is not precisely known to me – instead of knowing my watch is, say, three minutes fast, I just know it’s a bit fast. So I can’t tell myself that I really have three more minutes than I think I do, since it might only be one, or it might even be five. This does help some with my inability to estimate accordingly, since it basically adds a small window of extra time into my planning.

Problem #1: I never really know what time it is, and sometimes, it’s important to know precisely what time it is.

Problem #2: I’ve been know to try to take that unknown window of extra time into account when planning, and I’ve figured the size of the window wrong, resulting in me being late anyway.

I suspect this is some deeply rooted aspect of my personality, and the only way to fix it is to move to some place where punctuality is highly devalued. I hear Spain is like that. Maybe I ought to move to Spain….

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Anyways.. I’m giving in…

Today, I attempted two invasions on Old McDonnell’s farm in Zombie Farm. Both times, I had plenty of zombies – 15 the first time, 16 the second; my army cannot exceed 16 zombies. Both times, my zombies were very hungry, so they were quite keen to get into the fray of the invasion.

And both times, I was thoroughly whupped.

It became abundantly clear after the second loss that this game has been constructed in such a way that the only way I can continue playing is if I purchase that Blue Headstone.

Now, part of me is miffed, and wants to just walk away, move on to something else.

A larger, more vocal part of me, on the other hand, is screaming that it’s well worth one lousy dollar to keep playing.

So I paid the dollar. I got my Blue Headstone. I’ve grown some blue zombies – Zmurfs, with some ZomBeauties planted to replace the Zmurfs as needed.

I’ve also attempted another invasion, with hungry zombies, so not as enthusiastic as very hungry zombies, and I only lost one of my Zmurfs.

I’m back at it! Watch out, Old McDonnell. I’m coming for your brains. Though I suspect those are in relatively short supply, since he keeps coming back after my zombies tear through his farm. I’d think if he were smarter, he’d leave….

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Anyways… forget everything you know…

Normally, I like to eat my Oreo cookies in layers.

First, I carefully separate the two cookie halves. If you are gentle as you do this, you end up with all the icing in an undisturbed layer on the wafer in one hand, and a clean wafer in the other.

Next, I eat the icing. I don’t lick it off – that would get the wafer soggy, which would be gross. Instead, I use my bottom teeth to sort of bite the icing layer, and gently tease it away from the wafer so that portions of it come off cleanly, so that I don’t have to scrape icing remnants off, which is unattractive.

Next, I eat my clean wafers, one at a time. Sometimes I bite them, sometimes I pop the whole thing in my mouth, and then apply gentle pressure with my tongue to encourage the wafer to break apart in my mouth.

This is my Oreo routine.

And just now?

I ate a cookie in three bites, in sandwich form, using my teeth to bite in, as opposed to breaking smallish chunks off with my hands. I almost never bite my cookies, any cookies, and I just did it, with an Oreo.

Cue the ominous music…

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Anyways, a few days ago I was asking you to help me out and sign up for a free dropbox account… It’s a ‘file-sync’ program that lets you access files on any computer/iphone/ipad that you’ve installed the application on….
You needed to create a free account using my link, and then actually download, install, and log in to the application for us to get our bonus credit. (We each would get an extra 250mb of webspace to save our files in)….

Basically, a bunch of you joined (you know who you are!!!!), and I want to thank you! So – if you joined, leave a comment or email me with the email address you used to create the account, and give me a one line sentence you want me to put on a piece of paper!
I’ll create a gallery of them and post them on my blog….

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In this day and age of widespread computer usage in all kinds of walks of life, I suspect the vast majority of people can type. I remember doing little typing drills at school when I was younger, and I took a typing and word processing class when I was 15. I did know how to type by then, and I did know how to use a word processor – had been using one for various school projects for several years at that point – but in the interest of full and honest disclosure, I took that class because I wanted an easy A. I finished the course content in about six weeks, and the teacher didn’t know what to do with me for the remainder of the semester, so she let me take a spare period so she didn’t have to find things to keep me occupied.

I was exposed to computers pretty early on – my father had an interest in these magical electric computational boxes, so we had one at home for tinkering pretty early on. I remember being totally mesmerized by his typing – he could go at lightning speed! Me? I would have to hunt down each letter and poke the key with my index finger. One. At. A. Time.

So I was beyond thrilled when we started getting typing drill practice sessions at school. I don’t remember the name of the program we used – it’s entirely possible that I actually never knew the name – but I do remember sitting in that chair in front of the monstrous terminal, my back straight, elbows bent at 90 degree angles, feet resting as close to flat on the floor as I could manage, which means I had my toes touching the ground, fingers resting lightly on the home row keys, just like the image on the screen demonstrated. The drill would start, and a letter would appear in a box on the screen, and I was to press the appropriate key as quickly as I could. The program would score you based on speed and accuracy, and my classmates and I would compare our scores for bragging rights.

Those programs must be pretty effective, though, because I became a pretty competent typer. Which is good considering that now, I am practically fused with my computer – I use it for work, I use it for recreation. Not a single day goes by without me plunking down in front of the computer for at least thirty minutes. If an exceptional day prevents me from using the computer, I actually get mild pangs of withdrawal.

And I still type pretty quickly. Practice makes perfect, doncha know!!

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Anyways… Back, elbow, shoulder…

Okay, fine, maybe just shoulder.

I noticed at some point earlier today that I’ve done something to my left shoulder. Don’t know what. Can’t remember causing any strain or injury.

Well. On Friday of last week I slung two bags onto my left shoulder, carrying a total of 12 L (6 bottles, 2 L each). I didn’t carry them far, but the experience sure gave me an appreciation for how heavy 12 L is.

Still, I don’t think that’s what did it to me, because I should have noticed that long before today.

Whenever I turn just so, or lean just so, I get an ache in my shoulder. Not really my shoulder proper, but more in my back, where my shoulder blade is. I think. I’d be pretty hard pressed to pinpoint a precise location. All I really know is that moving is sometimes kinda painful today.

Maybe a nice hot shower would help.

Or maybe it’s just time for me to call it a night and go to sleep…..

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One of my Christmas gifts this past holiday season was a hand-operated press juicer for citrus fruits – lemons, limes, and oranges. It’s a nifty little device – it sort of looks like two ceramic scoops that fit one inside the other, but are attached at the scoop end on a hinge, and the bottom scoop has some holes in the bottom of it. What you do is cut your fruit in half, then place the half flesh side down in the bottom scoop, then close the top scoop on top of it and squeeze. Juice comes out the holes in the bottom, and the fruit half ends up getting inverted from the pressure. Once all juice has been extracted, separate scoops and remove de-juiced pulp and skin.

While I appreciated the niftiness of the device right off the bat, a part of me wondered when I would ever use such a thing.

Well, that time came tonight. I had some red snapper in the fridge, and was feeling like trying some new method of preparing it. I also happened to have a lot of navel oranges on hand. Since citrus generally seems to be a good thing to pair with fish, I did a quick Google search to see if a recipe existed that made use of these ingredients. I found one that called for orange juice, so I used the new juicer press to juice a couple of oranges. Probably one was enough, but I wasn’t sure, and figured excess orange juice couldn’t be a bad thing in this case, so I went for the second.

The press surprised me in being easier to use than I imagined – I thought I might have to exert what little upper body strength I possess, but it required pretty minimal effort. It was also cleaner than I expected – I was afraid it might spray juice in all directions out the top between the scoops.

Perhaps some fresh squeezed orange juice is in my nearish future after all.

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Anyways, I happened to stumble upon a little TV show quite recently. You may have heard of it. It’s called Better Off Ted.

So far, I’ve watched the first five episodes. And? It ranks highly on my list of TV shows I’ve enjoyed. I can’t say it’s my favourite, but that’s because I have a hard time with the absoluteness of favourite, but if I were allowed to have a cluster of TV shows that I could refer to as my favourite, it would certainly be in that clump.

The show revolves around the key members of a research and development department for a large corporation. The characters are over-the-top stereotypes – the high-powered, emotionally unavailable boss lady, the two socially inept genius inventors/developers, the charismatic head of the R&D department, the product testing coordinator who is more normal than the scientists and the boss lady, but still has some quirks to her – but none of them are that sort of over-the-top that gets on your nerves and makes you abandon the show. They’re sort of at the extreme end of possible human beings, if that makes any sense whatsoever. The sorts of scenarios that unfold in each episode are also over-the-top, but again, not so far fetched that you roll your eyes and mentally shut down. It all just seems like fun. Maybe because of the dialogue – it’s really good. It’s fun and silly, but not like low-brow flatulent silly.

So why am I posting here about how much I like Better Off Ted? Because I hear it’s on the verge of being cancelled – in fact, I’m informed that it’s practically confirmed as being cancelled once season 2 finishes up. Which would be a real shame. TV needs more entertaining shows like this, and we could probably do with fewer of those reality shows that are set up to appeal to the baser, voyeuristic parts of human nature… Now, I admit I’m a bit of a voyeur – but more in the sexual realm!

So go do your part, and support Veridian Dynamics. I know I will. Because, you know. They make life better.

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Anyways…. ‘Twas the night before the night before the night before the night before Christmas.

That’s right, folks – only four more sleeps till Christmas morning.

Okay, typing that caused me a bit of an adrenaline rush. Must be the kid in me, who can’t wait till that magical morning, when I’ll wake up and rush out to see what goodies Santa has left under my tree, because I’ve been ever so good this year.

Or, perhaps the adrenaline rush is the adult in me, who is anxious because she has not yet managed to actually get the Christmas tree up and decorated, and how can Santa leave presents under the tree if there is no tree? Instead, I may find a lump of coal on my kitchen floor.

My parents have had a no-gift policy for each other for many years now. They do break it here and there, though. I remember, one year, probably the first year I was really aware of their no-gift agreement, one day near Christmas my uncle – Mum’s middle brother – dropped by with a large gift wrapped box. He stashed it sort of behind our tree – it wouldn’t really fit under the tree, the box was too big – and he did so with very little fanfare. There was no gift tag on the box, and I asked him who it was for, and he replied, “It’s a surprise!” Being a selfish young child, I wondered if it was for me. I then figured that it probably wasn’t, since it didn’t have a tag with my name on it – it must be for someone else, and he was hiding it at our house. When my father noticed it and asked about it, my mother told him it belonged to my uncle.

When Christmas morning arrived, my uncle’s gift box was still behind our tree. When we were nearing the end of the unwrapping, my mother then asked me to fetch my uncle’s gift box. I did, and then she instructed me to hand it over to my father. It was a surprise gift for him from her! She had recruited my uncle to help her purchase the gift without my father knowing, since she rarely went shopping without him. He cried out in protest: “Hey! That’s not fair! You weren’t supposed to get me anything! We had a deal!”

Mum just laughed. “Merry Christmas!”

Then my father said, “Well, there is one more surprise under the tree.” I was then instructed to fetch a smallish box from under the tree, again with no label, and to hand this one over to my mother. Apparently, when the big box had arrived, he’d gotten a bit suspicious, and thought he’d better cover his bases with a little something.

Both parents opened their gifts. For my dad, a new down-filled waterproof winter coat. For my mum, a decent-sized box of gourmet chocolates.

And a Merry Christmas was had by all…. I still would have been happier if both presents were for me though!!

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