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Click the picture for a hot gallery of Beau Marie – a steaming hot redhead teen with milky white skin!

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Beau Marie is a creamy skinned model with what looks to be a redhead complexion. We obviously can’t tell if she’s a natural redhead because of her shaved pussy!

Anyways… The epic battle…

No, not between good and evil. I’m talking about the war waged between clean and lazy.

Individuals who genuinely enjoy cleaning are pretty few and far between. For I think the vast majority of the population, cleaning is what happens when the cleanliness-liking part of your mind hits its tolerance on acceptable dirt levels. If the dirt is within tolerance, the lazy part of your mind kicks in, and you do something else instead, probably something you actually enjoy.

Probably there is no scale of filth that people scatter onto, really it’s just a question of how loud your clean voice is compared to how loud your lazy voice is. My mother’s clean voice is really, really loud, so she runs her vacuum all throughout the house every other day. Some folks have really loud lazy voices, so they will tolerate decomposing food in their bedrooms.

As a child, I think I had a louder clean voice, or a quieter lazy voice, or maybe someone else’s view of the how the world should be was just imposed on me and my malleable mind. My mum tells a story of how she relented to let me play at the neighbourhood playground one day. I was a not-really-verbal-yet toddler. She had previously resisted, fearing I’d get all dirty and yucky in the sand. This one day, she took me over there, and set me down in the sandy pit, and I promptly got sand on my hands. Recognizing this foreign grit as dirt, she says I scuttled over to her, holding out my hands so that they could be cleaned off. She produced a tissue and wiped them down for me. She says I then took that tissue, and started chasing off after the other kids who were playing there, wanting them to have clean hands too.

Since then, my lazy voice has gotten a whole bunch louder – for example, I do not run my vacuum cleaner every other day.

I have this feeling that staying in a hotel is a nice way to satisfy both the clean and lazy voices. Your room is spic and span, without you having to lift a finger.

Too bad it costs so much, or I’d do it more often. Sometimes, on various TV shows there will be a character who is living in a hotel room, and honestly, that doesn’t seem so bad to me…..

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The XXX movies of this creamy skinned ginger are here!!

Click the picture for hot XXX pictures of a redhead giving a soapy massage!

Okay guys, today’s gallery features a hot pornstar with Orange hair giving a ‘Bubbly Massage’…. They almost have the idea of the ‘asian soap massage’ down, but they’re missing the slip ‘n’ slide action!! The whole point of a soap massage is to have a petite Asian girl slide up and down your body….

Anyways, it must be magic…

One of my favourite flavours of Jelly Belly jellybeans is the juicy pear flavour. Somehow, they have perfectly captured the exact taste of chomping down into a wonderfully fresh, ripe pear. It’s not simply a pear-flavoured jellybean – when you chomp into the jellybean, you get that same sensation of freshness as you would from an actual pear.

How do they do that? I can’t wrap my mind around how that works, and how they would have figured out how to simulate it in a candy, because I’m really not sure how one would describe it in a way that would allow you to concoct a reasonable substitute. I can’t identify any component subflavours in there.

Then again, perhaps that’s not saying much – I believe I’ve mentioned previously that my sense of taste is rather binary. Just because I can’t detect the flavours doesn’t mean they’re not there. Dr. Pepper is touted to be a fine blend of twenty-three distinct flavours, and while I don’t care much for the stuff, I have tasted it before, and I think the only flavour I was really able to identify was cherry. Further sampling might enable me to detect more, but as I said, I’m not fond of the stuff, so why would I subject myself to that?

I encountered a similar sense of fascination and wonder with a jar of skin cream I tried a few years ago. It was fragranced to smell like chocolate chip cookie dough, but not the raw dough – it actually smelled the way cookies smell as they’re baking in the oven. Not the way the cookies smell once they’ve cooled either, there’s a subtle difference, but they captured it and infused the cream with it. While my nose told me very certainly that this was the smell of a baking chocolate chip cookie, I was baffled. What exactly was I smelling that my brain was interpreting as baking?. I was tempted to give it a lick….

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Click the picture for a hot movie and pictures of a ginger giving a blowjob!

Okay guys, here’s a hot combination gallery (pictures and movies) of a sexy redhead giving head, and then getting cum on her face. In this case, the pornstar herself is named Ginger Redd….. Now, is the term ginger derogatory? Or do Redheaded people not mind being called gingers? Either way, redhead and ginger porn is pretty rare, and I do enjoy it. When I find a good redhead XXX gallery, I try to get it up here on the net!

Anyways, in my previous apartment, I never opened the windows, never pulled back the blinds or curtains to let sunshine in. Why?

The windows were never opened because I was trying to minimize the appearance of spiders in my home – ideally, I’d have liked to have completely prevented spiders from getting in, but I strongly suspect that that would have been impossible. As for the no sun thing? No, I wasn’t in a vampire stage or something. There was a bit of a storage space issue, so the floor space in front of the windows was filled with stuff, making accessing the windows a bit tricky. So I just didn’t bother.

Now, I have more space, so the windows are accessible, spiders aren’t a huge issue anymore – in that there are fewer here, not that I’ve grown as a person and am now okay with sharing my living space with arachnids – and I have these lovely blinds that let light in, yet provide complete privacy. Sometimes, though, I will open them up to let a bit more light in, particularly as the sun fades for the day.

It’s nice, but given my propensity to peer into the windows of homes as I go by at night, when the inside is illuminated and highly visible, you’d think I’d be more mindful of my behaviour when the blinds are up, it’s dark outside, and the lights are on.

I wonder what the neighbours who can see in must think of me at times…. Sometimes I get ready for bed with my windows wide open….. No stalking me with zoom lenses!!!

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Click the picture for a hot XXX gallery of a cute French Redhead!!!

Okay guys, here’s another hot Redhead porn gallery starring a kinky ginger from Explicite-art! As I’ve mentioned before, watersports aren’t my style, but ExpliciteArt has some of the hottest amateur French girls doing porn… It’s worth the occasional pee scene to see a hot redhead do anal sex!!

Anyways… The Disney bias…

I’ve seen probably more than my fair share of Disney movies throughout my life. My introduction to many a fairy tale or legendary story has been through Disney movies. It is perhaps not surprising that Robin Hood is among those childhood classics. Ooh-de-lally, ooh-de-lally, golly what a day!

Now, I know that the story of Robin Hood is really about humans – the Disney version features all sorts of creatures from the animal kingdom because, well, it’s cuter that way. Like in the jailbreak scene where the family of raccoons is scootling along in their stripey prison duds, which match perfectly with their stripey tails and the wee mask markings on their faces, and they’re hauling sacks of loot to boot! Or the bunny children in their adorable little items of clothing, though, like pretty well all Disney males, the boys need only shirts, and not pants, which is exactly the sort of attire that would never be appropriate in public for human males.

Having all the characters portrayed by different animals allowed for another level of interpretation of each of the characters. Robin Hood was oh-so-clever, and so he was a fox; Little John was strong and fierce, so he was a bear; Prince John was a sniveling coward, so he was a lion without its mane; King Richard was a brave noble lion, and thus he had an impressive full mane. Perhaps I’m reading too much into it, but then again, I’m the sort of person who tends to miss these sorts of things, so probably I’m not imagining it, and it’s painfully obvious to everyone else on the planet.

In any event, now, even as an adult, every time I hear the name Robin Hood, I think of a fox in a green tunic, with a great big brown bear in a darker green tunic as his sidekick. I know these are not the actual characters of the legends and stories.

Yet, when I went to see Robin Hood in theatres today (yesterday?), throughout the movie, something felt not quite right, a bit off. Don’t get me wrong – it’s not that I didn’t enjoy the movie. It just seemed wrong somehow.

I have a sneaking suspicion that my brain refused to accept this version of the story because it did not feature animals who on occasion burst into song.

I’m not sure how I feel about that….

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Click the picture for a gallery of a Redhead babe with a hairy pussy!
It stars Layla Rivera in “Fuzzy Friends”

Okay guys, this gallery isn’t really my type… I don’t mind Redheads – but I’m definitely not a huge hairy pussy kind of girl… And I guess to be fair, it doesn’t look like Layla Rivera is even a natural redhead! The carpet doesn’t match the drapes!!!

Anyways, last night, I decided to give my lazy self a treat and order pizza for dinner.

I called in and placed my order.

The guy tells me it’s going to take longer than usual because they’re extra busy.

I say fine, no problem – it’s not as though I will suffer dire consequences because my dinner is 20 minutes later than I thought it would be – and hang up without really giving the extra busy bit a second thought.

Then, this morning, I hear the reason for the extra busy on the radio in the news.

Yesterday was the Super Bowl. Of course the pizza place was extra busy! Anyone who wasn’t eating chili and watching the game was eating pizza and watching the game.

And you know, I heard the news announcer say which team had won, and I remember him saying it was something of an upset, but darned if I can remember which teams were actually playing, never mind which one won… Shame on me!! I bet most of you are actually upset that I don’t know!!!

*edit* I looked it up and saw that the Saints beat the Colts!!!

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The hairy pussy movie is here

Click the pic for a hot blonde lesbian gallery of Love Abbie and a friend!

Okay guys, here’s that strawberry blonde Jane Krakowski lookalike having a lesbian affair with her teen brunette friend!!!
I hope you enjoy it.. Unfortunately, I don’t have any movies of it…

Anyways, this is about the top 10 of all time..

I went and saw Avatar (No… Not Ass-atar) with a small group today – there were six of us.

We had to buy the tickets in advance online. This was done on Wednesday. We had originally been thinking, on Tuesday evening, that we’d like to see it on Thursday, but upon consulting the theatre’s website, realized that that plan would not work because all of the Thursday showings were completely sold out. After some discussion, we settled on the first showing New Year’s Day.

We arranged to meet up at the theatre an hour and a half before the scheduled show time, before the theatre’s doors had even opened to the public. There were four people lined up outside the door when we got there. We obediently took our place in line. Within half an hour, the line stretched a good forty to fifty people away.

When the doors opened, the guy in line ahead of us, who by the way was a gentleman who looked to be about in his 50s and was entertaining himself during the wait by playing with a PSP while ignoring his wife, saw other people coming in through another door and took off like a shot. It paid off for him – he ended up actually being the first in line at the actual theatre door. Big grin on his face, PSP still in hand, looking to catch a glimpse of his wife who’d been left in his dust. She did manage to locate him once she got to actual theatre door, and she hadn’t been too far behind us, so it’s not as though she was pokey – she just didn’t do the sprint to keep up with him.

The theatre was completely full.

After the movie was over, an interesting discussion ensued. While we all agreed that we had enjoyed the movie, none of us was willing to rate it as one of our top favourite movies. Someone said, If I could only have 10 movies on Blu-ray, this wouldn’t be one of them.

I agreed with that statement, but the next logical step in that line of thought gave me pause. What would those 10 movies be?

This is an exceedingly difficult question to answer. There are bazillions of movies out there, many bad, but also many good, or even excellent, and they vary widely in storyline, cinematography, action sequences, comedy – to pluck a small select few is a pretty tall order. I don’t even know where to start.

Or maybe this is all tied to that not really having a favourite anything thing I’ve got going. I think I’ve managed to figure out a favourite ice cream flavour – Laura Secord French & Frosted Mint FTW! – but ask me about any other absolute favourites, and I’ll probably just go, uhm and then run away with a squirrely look in my eyes….

Enjoy the Love Abbie gallery here!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a natural redhead with a hairy pussy!

Okay guys, here’s another new site for you – it’s from the same guys who do CumFiesta, CFNMSecret, and MoneyTalks!!! This site is dedicated completely to Hairy Pussies… Every girl has an almost natural bush… All the content is hardcore hairy pussy – pictures and movies…. And to start things off, I bring you a hot redhead, with her red pubic hair!!! I know at least one of you likes the unshaved, full bush look!!

Anyways, noncomprehension….

At work, in the lunchroom, someone has kindly left a stack of magazines for people to browse through as their lunches reheat in the microwave, or possibly to browse as they eat their lunches at the tables set up there.

The magazines vary widely in their content, which is nice because you can find something interesting no matter who you are, though I’m not sure how I feel about one of the options being Birthing. About a week ago, I noticed the September issue of Vogue magazine – the really big one – in the pile, and since then I’ve been slowly leafing my way through it in the minutes while my lunch is being zapped.

I’ve gotta say, I don’t understand some of the trends. In a lot of the photos, the models all have frizzed out hair, and their makeup makes them look all gaunt and malnourished. It wasn’t just one designer either – lots of different fashion units (houses? workshops? ateliers?) went with the gaunt malnourished look.

Maybe it’s just me, but it sure didn’t heighten my appreciation of the clothes.

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of a freckled redhead teen nude in a bathtub!

Okay, so Love-Abbie might not be a fire-redhead… She’s more of a strawberry blonde… I’m betting that Love-Abbie is actually a ginger who’s dyed her hair blonde. Her bright blue eyes and freckled complexion give her away!! Anyways, she’s gorgeous, and it’s rare that you see someone looking like her doing hardcore.. Click here for Love-Abbie’s tour…

Anyways, spammy spam spam…..

I fail to understand why I continue to get spam from American political parties seeking to inform me as an American voter.

I am not American. I have never been an American citizen, nor have I ever attempted to become an American citizen. I have crossed the border between Canada and the US, many, many times, but always as a visitor to the US. I have never lived in the US or worked in the US.

I have never voted in the US, nor have I ever been in a position where one would expect me to vote in the US.

In spite of all this, I keep getting these emails soliciting my non-existent vote.

I wonder how I got on their lists?

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Sexy Boot Fetish Santa! Enjoy this free gallery featuring Rhian In cool black boots!

Just a quick update with a Christmas porn gallery – a real update coming tonight ^_^ This is a bit of a grimmer look though.. Personally, I prefer my Christmas porn to be happy and bright!!!!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a tattooed goth sex kitten!!

Okay guys, yesterday I knew what this girl’s name was.. Today, it was on the tip of my tongue, and I had to search my old blog posts to find this hot, tattooed redhead!!! Her name is Scarlett Pain, and she has a couple of interracial, hardcore galleries out there… Personally, I think this redheaded pornstar’s gun tattoo is a little over the top, but the rest look pretty sexy!

Anyways, you get used to it… At least least, I hope I will.

I didn’t experience any burning in the eyes while chopping an onion to make a lasagna tonight, but it sure got me as I was cooking that onion with some garlic in olive oil on the stovetop. Is this normal? Does one become accustomed to this sort of assault on the eyes? I haven’t made lasagna in quite a long time, so it’s entirely possible that it was just like this last time, I just don’t remember… I know that wearing contacts had shielded me from any of this ‘onion’ discomfort!!!

Speaking of remembering, I forgot to add a handful of shredded mozzarella to the spinach onion garlic ricotta mixture for the filling. My memory sure isn’t what it used to be. Maybe I should spend some time playing Big Brain Academy on the Wii, give my ticker a tune up instead of playing so much rock band!!!

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