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Okay guys, here’s more Sunny Leone hardcore! Sunny Leone was a glamour model / Penthouse pet early in 2003… I posted a lot of her back when I started myxxxblog, and even had some custom video fan signs made up by her!!! Unfortunately, she became a ‘vivid’ girl, ended up generating much less content, and only appearing in one or two movies – as seems to always be the case when a girl joins vivid.. Sunny Leone only did hardcore with her boyfriend, and focused more on Lesbian… Now, she’s revamped her site, does hardcore with someone whom I suspect is her new boyfriend. I don’t believe any studio would hire a stunt cock with such creepy tattoos, pale skin, and a small penis….

Anyways, some years ago, I was using Origins Liquid Crystal as a face cleanser, and I was so very happy with it. Then, they discontinued it, and replaced it with another oil cleanser that they called Clean Energy. I tried it, but I found it dried my face out a bit, so I set out in search of something new.

Apparently, when I start out looking for something new, trying to find something that is similar to a product I already know that I like is not a strategy I use. Or maybe it was a flawed memory thing – instead of looking for another oil cleanser, because I had liked Liquid Crystal so much, I went looking for something else, because I had disliked Clean Energy. I have tried several different things in that time period – foaming cleansers, gel cleansers, creamy cleansers, and I thought I’d found something I liked.

Then, when packing for a short trip, I found in my collection a sample of some Shu Uemura cleansing oil, and decided to take that to try it out.

After a few days, I now remember distinctly how much I liked Liquid Crystal – though I’m a bit fuzzy on what was so bad about Clean Energy.

I think, when I get home, I’ll be making a trip to Sephora to see about tracking down a cleansing oil product. And maybe this time, if I don’t like the first one I try, I’ll manage to remember that there are some that I do like, and I should just try another one.

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Okay guys, here’s another cuckold gallery starring the exotic new pornstar, Claudia Valentine! In this gallery, a guy brings his ‘wife’ to get banged by a local stud… Now, the “stud” kind of creeps me out, but the rest of the gallery is pretty hot! Claudia is exotic and attractive, and it makes for generally good XXX action! It’s part of a large network of sites – you get access to Mr Chew’s Asian Beaver, I spy cameltoe, teeny bopper club and more!

Anyways, I just re-watched the pilot episode of Kitchen Confidential tonight, to kick off a stint of rewatching the whole series, which I own on DVD.

For those of you imagining me disappearing into slothly existence where I fail to keep up something resembling a standard of personal hygiene in favour of staring at the TV for hours on end, fear not – there was only one season, with a grand total of thirteen episodes.

At this point, you may be thinking, Hold the phone, there. Thirteen episodes? Aren’t there usually twenty-four episodes in a season? Is this some kooky British show? No, it is not – it is an American show. There are so few episodes because the show got axed very early on in its life – in fact, only four of them ever saw airtime on network television. The other nine only live on the DVDs.

I’ve watched the whole series before. I enjoyed it – hence why I’m doing it again. It’s something of a bittersweet experience for me, though, because as I’m watching and being entertained, I’m also feeling deep frustration, and maybe even a little resentment. Why? Because the show is so fun, and funny, and light-hearted – and it got canned. And yet other drivelly miserable excuses for television live on and on and on. (Hello Jersey Shore??)

Well. At least I’ve got my complete set on DVD.

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Cuckolding movies with Claudia Valentine are here

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Okay guys – here’s another site I don’t post much of… And I’m not really sure!! Previewing the gallery today, I thought the XXX action was very well done! The pornstar (Tori Black) is rather unique. The cumshot facial is well shot, and the interracial action is good too!! Now, I’m still not a fan of the growing movement in porn towards hairy pussy – but I guess it sells!

Anyways, I’ve been accused of being picky, fussy, fussbudgety, exacting, demanding – basically, being one of those people who insists that things must be just so.

When one of these accusations is lobbed in my direction, I counter it with an insistent Not so! I insist that I am in fact a very easy going person, happy to go with the flow, never imposing my will on others.

There may, however, be a teensy tinsy grain of truth to those accusations.

I had company for dinner this evening, and at one point one of my guests was trying out the new chair in the living room. The chair has an accompanying ottoman, and my guest wanted to be angled more towards the centre of the room, so he moved the ottoman about half a foot to the left. Now, I watched him do this, and said nothing.

BUT after he’d left? I rather promptly scooted the ottoman back to its proper original position. Not as soon as the door had shut after he’d gone, but within thirty minutes of his leaving.

It’s not like I have a problem or anything.

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Anyways… Decreased tolerance…
For a period of about two years, I only cut my hair once a year. Meaning my bangs would routinely grow to the point that they weren’t really bangs anymore.

I remember being okay throughout that growth process, but I’m wondering if I’ve mentally blocked something out, or if I’ve just gotten fussier recently, because right now? My bangs are driving me bonkers.

They’re too short to tuck behind my ear. They’re too long to wear as bangs proper. They look good if I sweep them off to the side, but they’re so long that they’re too heavy to just stay swept off – I move my head, and down they come, obstructing my view and tickling the side of my nose, making it itch like crazy.

I still want to put off my next haircut.

I need to do something about my bangs.

I’m pretty sure cutting them myself is not the appropriate solution – I’ve been known to cut them crookedly and horribly in the past.

Maybe it’s time to dig in my drawer and see if I have any old clips kicking about.

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Another hot video of Claudia Rossi is here

Click the picture for a hot movie and pictures of a ginger giving a blowjob!

Okay guys, here’s a hot combination gallery (pictures and movies) of a sexy redhead giving head, and then getting cum on her face. In this case, the pornstar herself is named Ginger Redd….. Now, is the term ginger derogatory? Or do Redheaded people not mind being called gingers? Either way, redhead and ginger porn is pretty rare, and I do enjoy it. When I find a good redhead XXX gallery, I try to get it up here on the net!

Anyways, in my previous apartment, I never opened the windows, never pulled back the blinds or curtains to let sunshine in. Why?

The windows were never opened because I was trying to minimize the appearance of spiders in my home – ideally, I’d have liked to have completely prevented spiders from getting in, but I strongly suspect that that would have been impossible. As for the no sun thing? No, I wasn’t in a vampire stage or something. There was a bit of a storage space issue, so the floor space in front of the windows was filled with stuff, making accessing the windows a bit tricky. So I just didn’t bother.

Now, I have more space, so the windows are accessible, spiders aren’t a huge issue anymore – in that there are fewer here, not that I’ve grown as a person and am now okay with sharing my living space with arachnids – and I have these lovely blinds that let light in, yet provide complete privacy. Sometimes, though, I will open them up to let a bit more light in, particularly as the sun fades for the day.

It’s nice, but given my propensity to peer into the windows of homes as I go by at night, when the inside is illuminated and highly visible, you’d think I’d be more mindful of my behaviour when the blinds are up, it’s dark outside, and the lights are on.

I wonder what the neighbours who can see in must think of me at times…. Sometimes I get ready for bed with my windows wide open….. No stalking me with zoom lenses!!!

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of Hayley Cummings in a ‘Hot Sluts Party’.

Okay guys, here’s a gallery starring Hayley Cummings. The only reason I posted it, is because it had a semi-asian girl in it!!! I wanted to find a bit more of her, but the effort was for naught! I guess it’s still okay porn.. Basically drunk girls getting screwed at parties… Only the drunk girls are pornstars…. The site itself is good

Anyways… Image management…

Sometimes, I take myself on little tours of IMDb. It usually starts with me wanting to look something up about some show or movie I saw. I’ll plunk the name in the search bar, pull up the desired result, and consult the cast listing – because the usual question that sends me to IMDb is either Who played the character of ___? or What else have I seen that actor in? Once I locate the information I’m looking for, something else piques my interest – this is where I’ll click on the Mini Bio or Trivia link, or I’ll notice the name of another show or movie whose cast I’d like to peek at. It’s sort of a Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon sort of game I play, except that I never end up on the page for Kevin Bacon, oddly enough.

I wonder, though – who decides which image is going to be the main one for a given actor? Is it the actor? His or her agent? A team of people at IMDb? Users voting from a fixed set? An image selected by an anonymous user, that can be changed by any other user at any given point in time?

The reason I ask is because some of the main images are pretty bad. Some appear to be rather out of date, others are wildly unflattering. For some individuals, there’s an image gallery with snippets that appear near the top of the page, yet there is no main image.

If the actors or their agents are responsible for selecting that main image, then I would tactfully suggest that some individuals should seek professional assistance in image management. Of course, in the case of the wildly unflattering shots, if they were willing to be photographed in that state, then probably they need all the help they can get anyway…

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a European Pornstar – Veronica Zemanova posing in front of a gullwing Mercedes!

Okay guys, time for another kinky car-porn gallery! This one stars the very large breasted Veronica Zemanova posing in front of a gullwing Mercedes while wearing a gun belt..

Anyways… Retro, sort of…

The other day, I was out walking, and I fired up the iPod function of my iPhone to have some tunes while I walked. I used to do this all the time, and it sort of made me have flashbacks.

Now, I haven’t added new music to my portable collection in a really long time, owing to the fact that I so rarely use the music listening function. That may change, since I had such a good time. Or not, since the circumstances of my life have not changed.

In any event, I browsed my library and stumbled upon my Atomic Kitten albums. And I thought, golly, I haven’t listened to Atomic Kitten in ages.

So I did.

And, as I said earlier, I enjoyed myself.

But it got me thinking. How old is this music? Does Atomic Kitten still exist anymore? I mean, I know they had a few roster changes, but are they still active as a group?

Apparently, the answer is no. I Googled the band name, and found their official site, along with a Wikipedia article that made use of the past tense in describing the band. The band’s official site appears to have last been updated in 2009, with the most recent news acknowledging that the members of the group have not been performing together, but have been pursuing solo careers or doing other things, and provides links to their social networking sites and/or official solo sites.

I wonder if they had a big meltdown fight like the Spice Girls did? I wonder if there will be an Atomic Kitten reunion in a few years? I’m not sure if their popularity level ever got to a point where there would be a sufficient fan base to make a reunion profitable.

I wonder for how much longer I’ll feel compelled to sing Atomic Kitten songs in the shower?

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Anyways… Fishy fishy fish fish…

When I went grocery shopping on Tuesday, a little voice in my head said, Hey! You should buy some fish for dinner this week. It’s good for you. And I thought in reply, Okay, I like fish. So I bought some frozen salmon and some fresh red snapper.

The snapper got eaten last night – I followed a recipe from one of the many cookbooks I’ve received as a gift. I cooked up some onion and red pepper in olive oil, then mixed them with some spinach so that the spinach wilted. Then, in the same pan, I pan fried the snapper. When it was done, I laid it on top of the veggie mix, then heated up some balsamic vinegar and honey to make a sauce for the fish. It was tasty.

But, the thing about cooking fish and enjoying fish is that fish smells. When you’re smelling the cooked fish, and about to eat it, it smells good. A few hours later, though, that fish smell takes on an ugly edge to it.

And it is a persistent sort of smell.

I took the garbage out last night, before going to bed, thinking I was ridding myself of the fish smell. Nope. It lingered. I had lit a candle while the fish was cooking, but it wasn’t powerful enough. Today, I opened windows and turned on the hood fan on the stove and relit that candle, and I thought after about half an hour things were good. Nope. Went outside for a bit, came back in and was greeted by a wall of fish smell.

When dinnertime rolled around, I thought perhaps I could finally rid myself of the fish smell by adding more fish smell, but taking better smell preventing measures. I cooked up that frozen salmon, with the candle lit and the stove hood fan going pretty well the whole time it was in the oven.

And? Well, I don’t smell fish anymore.

But I might be used to it. We’ll see how I feel about things in the morning.

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Time for a hairy pussy gallery starring a super slut – Ashley Blue! Ashley Blue started as an ‘Asian girl next door’ in some college fuckfest type movies, before getting absolutely nasty with double anal, and giant gangbangs!!

Anyways… Happy, but disoriented…

I watch Bones, I’ve watched it since it first appeared. I enjoy the show.

Within the past couple of months, I’ve also read the first three Kathy Reichs novels – the series on which the TV show is based. I’m enjoying them too. But the link between the novels and the show is pretty loosy-goosy, which means I have to pretty well separate the two in my head, or otherwise end up slightly confused.

For starters, the TV Temperance Brennan is the first one I knew – youngish, logical, somewhat emotionally distant, pays little attention to social conventions. This is not the Temperance Brennan of the novels. Novel Temperance Brennan is middle-aged, with a twenty-something daughter, an estranged husband, and she’s a recovering alcoholic. She is also less efficient about compartmentalizing her emotions – TV Temperance is able to distance herself from things to the point of appearing to outsiders as an unfeeling robot, whereas novel Temperance struggles to maintain her composure in various situations.

It helps that the character named Temperance Brennan is really the only area of overlap between the TV series and the novels. All the other characters are different, the locales for the stories are different, all of which helps me to keep the two distinct in my head, and not get confused.

Still. If they were going to change so much, why didn’t they just go ahead and give TV Temperance a new name???

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Okay guys, this is an early Lyla Lei gallery – before she really got into porn, but was still willing to sell her ass on the internet! Literally. She turned into a dirty Asian pornslut!!

Anyways, the futility of planning…

I went for a haircut yesterday. Which means that I have recently known the bliss of having someone manipulate my hair around, I felt the joy of the new swing of newly shortened hair, and today I’m eyeballing myself in all reflective surfaces wondering if it’s shorter than last time (probably not) and if I’ve made a huge mistake (also doubtful).

I was actually planning on holding off on this haircut until mid March or so, but my stylist is 7 months pregnant, and late stage pregnancy can be unpredictable, so I thought I’d better play it safe and get the cut sooner rather than later. Given that she will likely have the baby in April at some point, I figured it would be a while before my next cut – she mentioned wanting to keep up part time work and not take too much time off, but I figured I shouldn’t count on her being available for several months.

So I sat down and had a think. This shorter do tends to get shaggy looking as it grows out, but during the summer months I tend to not have any contract work, which means pigtails and ponytails are totally an option for dealing with unruly hair. A plan formed – I could just let my hair grow over the summer, and in mid to late August I could see about getting a cut before starting up with real work again in the fall. Plus, this had the added benefit of shifting my haircut schedule around a bit – instead of wanting a cut in November, I won’t want another one until late December or early January, and then the next one will want to come in late April or so. This seemed like a good plan.

Turns out, though, that she’s only taking 6 weeks off after she has the baby, and then she plans to return to the part time schedule. So getting a haircut in late June or early July would have been completely doable.

Oh well. We’ll see how it goes. I may try to hold off till August anyway….

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