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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a Brazilian pornstar in a 5 person orgy!

Okay guys, I’m betting that you like your orgies like the one in the gallery above… 2 blonde pornstars and a Brazilian pornstar – ready to please you in any way possible!!!! The Brazilian Pornstar XXX pictures are of a new model – Dunia Montenegro who has her own site at Club Dunia. She’s a little older than I usually like, but has a ‘nasty’ factor that’s really appealing…

Now, that brings to mind the question: If you could pick any 2 types of girls for a threesome, what type would you pick? Do you like variety? An Asian girl and a Blonde girl?? Or would you prefer something a little more homogeneous – 2 blondes or 2 asians for your threesome? My perfect MFF threesome would include a nice Californian blonde..

Anyways, hope springs eternal…

I have never ever won a lottery.

Now, to be perfectly honest, I don’t really play the lottery – I think I’ve bought maybe two cash lottery tickets in my lifetime, and I’ve purchased entries for other draws perhaps a handful of times. As they say, you can’t win if you don’t play, and certainly my results support that statement – I have a miserable track record with the lottery, countless jackpots have gone unclaimed by me because I didn’t have a ticket.

Not that the odds are good if you do buy your tickets. As I said, I’m not exactly a stranger to lotteries, and yet I’ve never won a darn thing. Knowing how poor the odds are doesn’t exactly encourage someone like me – you know, cheap budget-conscious – to part with my money in that sort of fashion. It really doesn’t sit well with the part of me that insists that if I must part with funds, I had darn well better get some tangible product or service in return.

I am, however, more likely to consider buying raffle tickets when they are part of fundraisers for charity, and when this happens, I always allow myself to daydream about how my life would be changed if I did win that fantabulous grand prize. Like the brand new fully furnished luxuriously appointed home. Or the brand new luxury car. Or the exotic vacation. Or the scads of cash. Even though I know it is highly unlikely that I will win squat all, I still picture myself winning it all.

I think there are two appropriate terms for this. One is hopeful. The other is delusional. Perhaps obviously, I like the former a whole lot more.

Click here for a hot XXX porn gallery of a Brazilian Adult Actress – Dunia Montenegro!

Click the picture for a hot Asian group sex XXX gallery!
Click here for the movies of Asian lesbian group sex.

Okay guys, here’s one of the galleries I grabbed a long time ago… It stars three hot Asians fucking a lucky man. One of the Asians is blond, one of the hardcore Asians is heavily Tattooed, and one of the Asians is just right… Okay, so it’s not the story of goldilocks – but it is a porn gallery from Fuck Team Five – which usually features a couple of girls running around trying to seduce and have sex with guys on the street. Normal, everyday, non-porn actors…

Anyways…. The Piglet complex….
I have never ever been horseback riding.

In the not-too-distant past, horses were a major means of transportation. Young girls dream of horses – I’m not sure why this is, but pretty well every girl has had some soft-focus vision of herself trotting daintily through a flower-filled meadow atop either a pony or a horse. Maybe there are flowers woven into the horse’s mane, or adorning the bridle and reins. Or maybe it’s some phallic power thing… ‘beast between the legs’…

I admit, I’m no stranger to these sorts of daydreams, and I rather think I’d like to try horseback riding, just once. I feel I might rather enjoy it, being up so high, able to travel much greater distances than I could on foot with significantly more ease.

Probably, though, if I were to get that close to a horse in real life, I’d be out of my mind with fear.

Because horses are rather large animals.

And standing next to a fully-grown horse, I would feel rather small. And rather unsafe.

I mean, what if that horse decides I look like a rather tasty snack?
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Click the picture for a hot gallery featuring an orgy with Naughty Allie!

Okay guys, I posted a Naughty Allie lesbian orgy a few days ago… Now it’s time for just a regular male/female orgy featuring a bunch of swingers in a hotel room! She’s a dirty girl… And she brought a bunch of her milf friends!

Anyways, I’m feeling much better today, as I’m sure my post will convey. It was originally titled: The joy of deep frying…

I made a batch of homemade French fries today.

They were delicious.

As I was happily chowing down, I thought to myself, I suspect it’s not possible to actually make bad French fries. Deep frying makes for wonderful food. Full stop.

And then I realized that’s not true. I have made bad fries before. They were the frozen pre-cut potatoes in a bag type, and I think they may have loitered in my freezer longer than they should have. They may have been more than a little freezer burnt, and they were all dried out, so they actually ended up like powder chunks when eaten – you’d bite off a chunk and it would just turn to bland ash in the mouth. Terrible!

I actually threw them away. I tried to salvage them with some ketchup, but they really just refused to be edible. So into the trash they went.

I guess I’ll be sticking with fresh cut French fries from now on. Haven’t made a bad batch of those yet.

I think the others were 2 years old 0_o

Enjoy the milf orgy here!

Click the pic for a free gallery of high-definition screen caps of a big teen orgy!

Okay guys.. These pictures aren’t that exciting… The girls aren’t that cute… The colour and artistry of the pictures aren’t that great – however, it stars an interesting blonde girl that looks a bit Asian…. I’ve never really cared for blonde Asians, but figured that she was unique enough to post!!! She looks pure Oriental, and not mixed…

Anyways, it’s one of life’s mysteries

I am always amazed at just how well a mixture can be mixed simply by stirring.

I’m not sure why. People have been stirring to mix things together probably since the dawn of time. That wouldn’t be the case if it didn’t work. Generally speaking, techniques that are observed not to achieve the desired effect are abandoned in favour of techniques that do, or at least come closer to getting what you’re after. No one tries something, finds that what they’re doing just doesn’t get the job done, and then tries the exact same thing again and again. Okay, maybe some people do. But generally, less effective methods get left behind as more effective methods are discovered.

Any time a recipe directs me to stir some ingredients together, I get a bit nervous. Really? Stirring? Is that really going to provide adequate mixing? Am I really going to get a consistent mixture, or am I going to end up with weird layers or swirls of stuff? Then, I will obediently stir a bit, and look at that. They weren’t lying. It really is well mixed. And I didn’t have to sit here stirring for a solid 30 minutes or anything. What do you know.

I suppose it probably says something less than flattering about me that even though this scenario plays itself out many many times, the end is always a surprise for me. Let’s not think about that too carefully…..

Enjoy the blonde asian orgy gallery here!!

Click the pic for a hot Partyhardcore gallery!

Okay guys, I promised another Partyhardcore gallery…. And here it is! Had I put my thinking cap on this morning, I would have posted something from some of their other sites. DrunksexOrgy, MadSexParty, etc… Eitherway, Partyhardcore was one of my favourite sites when I first started this blog… It still is… I love the bachelorette party/hen party idea, naughty brides, drunk amateurs being corrupted…. I should post more free galleries in the future!

Anyways, they’re not fooling anyone… at least, not for long….

Returning recyclable cans for reimbursement on your deposit feels like free money. You give up all your empties, and in return you get some money – the more you return, the more you get. It feels like a bonus reward for your effort in stashing the cans and then finally hauling them away.

Then you take your little prize, and run off to buy yourself a little treat, because hey! It’s free money.

Except that it’s not. You’re getting back everything you paid in addition to the original purchase price as the deposit on recyclables. So really, once you get your deposit back, you’re breaking even, sort of.

In spite of knowing this, I still got myself a small treat with my deposit reimbursement today…..

Enjoy the Partyhardcore gallery!!! I won’t be posting tomorrow, and possibly not the next day!! It’s time to use my 3rd flight pass!!!!
The Partyhardcore gallery is here

Click the pic for a hot Easter gallery of some sexy bunny sluts having group sex!

Okay guys, it’s easter!!! And that means time for hardcore group sex in bunny costumes!!! This comes from the hot 1by-day site, and features European ultra-pornstars having dirty, dirty sex!!! European porn tends to be the hardest XXX!!!! This gallery features lesbians, group sex, anal, double penetration and cumshots…

Anyways, I’m renoodling…

Remember those push up and sit up programs I was working my way along with a while back? I was doing so well, sticking with the program every night before bed?

Well, I’ve sort of come unstuck.

Initially, it was not my inherent laziness that caused me to take my eye off the prize, but a head cold – my nose sprang a leak, and doing sit ups and push ups is not the most thrilling activity to begin with, but add in a leaky nose and everything just grinds to a halt. So for a week and a half or so, I just couldn’t keep up the program without being totally gross.

Now, I’m not sick anymore. Sure, I still have the stupid cough, but my nose is totally fine and non-leaky. Yet I still don’t do my push ups and sit ups. I’ve become reacquainted with how nice it is to simply crawl into bed once I’m all ready for bed, and then quietly drift off to dreamland.

I should get back on it. I will try. Really. I’ll do another round of exhaustion tests tonight and tomorrow night, to determine my starting point, because after being off the program for so long, it seems to me that it would make more sense to just start over again.

I’m pretty sure, though, that I still can’t do a single standard push up…

Enjoy the Easter Orgy here!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of drunk women getting fucked at a sex party!

Heh, when I got this preview picture ready, I didn’t quite see the creepiness of the girl looking straight towards the camera. I know halloween has passed, and I know that she’s drunk and in the middle of a giant intoxicated orgy – but she doesn’t need to pull a werewolf/vampire face while looking at the camera!!! This moderately creepy gallery is from the same guys who make Partyhardcore – or specifically, from their sister site – DrunkSexOrgy! Drunken sex orgies!

Anyways, Montreal has a new road rule. All cars driving in the winter *MUST* have snow tires….. Now, I know I’m not going to be living in Montreal for most of the winters, but this is what a snowy Montreal day looks like:

What do you think – will snow tires be a good investment???

Enjoy the hot DrunkSexOrgy gallery -featuring drunken women getting fucked by strangers! HERE

Click the pic for a hot male stripper fucking gallery!

Okay guys, it’s the weekend, and that means that many women are going to be going out to bars, getting drunk, and looking to get laid! In honour of that weekend activity, I’m posting another ‘drunk women fucking male strippers‘ gallery… Now, there won’t be too much of that happening on the weekend. Ladies Night tends to be on a Tuesday or Thursday night – the traditionally ‘lower attendance’ nights! But hey, you can dream, can’t you??? Enjoy the Partyhardcore gallery featuring tipsy women fondling male strippers!

Anyways, it’s not want, it’s need….

It would appear that winter is indeed coming. The days are getting shorter – it’s no longer bright when I wake up, and the sun is setting pretty quickly in the evenings. It’s also getting colder – in the morning, the task of getting out of bed has become exponentially more difficult because in bed is now so much warmer and cozier than the world outside of bed. I’m getting reacquainted with my long sleeved shirts and even some sweaters, and my short sleeved shirts aren’t seeing much usage anymore. Yes, summer has passed.

So perhaps not surprisingly, I am having very positive thoughts about escaping the winter doldrums to go somewhere sunny and warm for a vacation. A number of candidates have come to mind. I could go back to Las Vegas. I could go to Cuba. I could go to Cancún.

Alternately, I could embrace the glory of winter in Canada and run away to an undiscovered-by-me ski resort in the Rockies, and pretend I’m a ski bunny. This is also very appealing. In fact, at the moment, since it’s not yet miserably cold and wintery, this option seems to offer equal enjoyment levels to the sunny escape options.

I’ll have to have a peek at my budget for the remainder of the year and see what sorts of travel deals are available. Sadly, financial issues may have the deciding vote on my vacation plans – no matter how fervently I wish, I can’t seem to find a way to wake up and find never ending coffers of money under my bed. There’s some trick involved here that I have yet to figure out….

And the exchange rate isn’t helping…

Enjoy the nasty brides-to-be fucking male strippers at the gallery here!

Click the pic to see hot, drunk women getting fucked!!!

Okay guys – can you guess what site this is from?? I’ll give you a hint, it’s part of the Partyhardcore web of sites!!!!!!! It’s a free gallery from DrunkSexOrgy – a site where they pay aspiring porn actresses to get drunk, and get fucked in a giant orgy… Not quite as intimidating as 15 on 1, but still pretty good!

Anyways, today I arrived home to discover a package had been delivered to me. It was a box, so I knew that it wasn’t going to be another demand for information pertaining to previous taxation years. I wasn’t expecting any yarn. So what could it be?

Turned out to be my new USB adapter for the iPhone – you know, to replace the one that it came with, which as it turns out is defective in that people are experiencing issues where the prongs stay stuck in the wall outlet when you try to unplug it. I haven’t had that particular issue, but it’s nice to not have to worry about that sort of thing. I knew what it was from the shipping label, and sure enough, when I opened it and waded through all the packaging, there was my shiny new adapter, complete with the little green dot to indicate that it’s not one of the defective ones. Good thing, too – my iPhone ended up needing to be charged last night, so I swapped out the adapters to do it. The old defective one is now sitting on my kitchen table, next to the box that will serve as the vessel in which this will be returned, at no expense to me, because, you know, the original was defective.

I do find it a bit strange that they sent the thing in such a large box, though. Seriously, the adapter is small enough to fit inside my clenched fist (and I don’t have a very big fist!), but the box is big enough to comfortably hold, oh, about ten Mars Bars. The adapter itself was nestled in between three layers of foam – two for vertical cushioning, one with a square cut out of the middle of it to control lateral movement. Did the box really need to be this big? Aren’t smaller boxes cheaper to ship? Not that it affects me any, I’m not paying for any of this. It just all seems so inefficient though.

Not that I can claim to be the queen of efficiency. Instead of working away like a good girl for the past few minutes, I’ve been procrastinating by typing this up. No more, though – now to get back to a little more late night work!

Well, maybe I’ll surf a little bit first…

Enjoy the drunksexorgy gallery!!!

Click the pic for a free orgy gallery from Mad Sex Party!

Okay guys – this is a gallery from the same guys who do Partyhardcore….. The site is called Mad Sex Party, and basically features a bunch of people having sex… Usually groups of 10-20 gorgeous men and women having an orgy…
Of course, you also get access to Partyhardcore with the same membership ^_^ But the main reason this gallery caught my eye is because of the ASIAN MALE PORNSTAR!!! You don’t often see asian males in porn galleries… Asian femals, sure.. but Asian Men?? Eitherway, enjoy..

Anyways, so those wonderful smiley star stickers I blogged about a few days ago?? Not so wonderful, as it turns out.

I bought them because they appeared to have rounded points, giving the overall impression of a cheerful, cute, pudgy little star.

I’ve discovered, however, that their appearance on the sheet is misleading. Once you remove the sticker, you realize that they were cut in such a way that the points are pointy pointy pointy. My star stickers are still cheerful, but they’re not so pudgy, and as such have lost some of their cute value.

Oh well. I guess the quest for perfect stickers continues….

Meanwhile, enjoy the orgy from Mad Sex Party, and don’t forget about Partyhardcore to see what actualyl happens on Ladies Night!