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Anyways…. Keep moving forward…

That’s the cheesy moral of the story for Meet the Robinsons. Yes, I’ve seen this movie – in fact, I own a copy on Blu-ray. This should not surprise you. If it does, you haven’t been paying attention.

Anyway, the point of it is that one shouldn’t dwell on the past, because it’s exactly that – it cannot be undone, changed, or reversed. Things that are undesirable can sometimes be fixed, but you still don’t end up with a scenario in which it’s as if the event never happened in the first place, because it will have taken effort and time and resources to ‘undo’ the event. And for those things that can’t be undone, no matter how you try? Well, there’s no point fixating on them. Just figure out where to go from here. Keep moving forward.

I had been hoping to finish off a massive, dragging-on-longer-than-it-should project by tomorrow. As it turns out, I needed the collaboration of other people on this more than I was expecting, so the thing is not done, and no amount of my effort would have gotten it done by my deadline, since my plan never factored in time for those other people to get their input in. Whoops.

Anyway. I’m disappointed, but I will not cease to exist as of 4:30 PM tomorrow, so I have to figure out what comes next. I have to keep moving forward.

That’s not to say that my plan at this point involves ice cream tomorrow. Laura Secord’s French & Frosted Mint should help me keep moving forward.

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Anyways… The circle of life…

A while back, I was talking with a colleague at work, and she mentioned that she was having some trouble with her laptop computer. She’d taken it to have someone knowledgeable on the inner workings of these things take a look, and the verdict was that a part needed to be replaced. Trouble was, the part was rather expensive, and the tech had advised against replacing the part, and told her that she should just buy herself a new laptop – it wouldn’t cost a huge amount more, and she’d get a machine that was a couple years newer and thus a couple years better.

She was upset about this. Not that she had some sort of deep personal attachment to the thing – she actually didn’t care for it much at all. She was more upset about what she called our disposable society. She felt it was wasteful to toss a computer when its life with her had been so short. Thinking she was worried about the machine sitting in a landfill forever, I pointed out that she could take it somewhere to be recycled, or somewhere where they would figure out a way to fix it up and make it useful, though probably not super nice, for someone who needed it but really wouldn’t otherwise be able to afford it. She said, yeah, she knew about those sorts of programs, and that was what she was going to do, but she still didn’t feel right about it. It really bothered her that when something goes wrong with a laptop, often the most cost effective solution is to replace it.

I’m not bothered by this, but then again I have what is likely an unhealthy appreciation for new things. The way I see it, if technology is able to change quickly enough that I notice a difference in performance between a new laptop today and a laptop that was new two years ago, so much the better if the upgrade is affordable. I use my computer every single day – might as well be happy with it!

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One of my favourite flavours of Jelly Belly jellybeans is the juicy pear flavour. Somehow, they have perfectly captured the exact taste of chomping down into a wonderfully fresh, ripe pear. It’s not simply a pear-flavoured jellybean – when you chomp into the jellybean, you get that same sensation of freshness as you would from an actual pear.

How do they do that? I can’t wrap my mind around how that works, and how they would have figured out how to simulate it in a candy, because I’m really not sure how one would describe it in a way that would allow you to concoct a reasonable substitute. I can’t identify any component subflavours in there.

Then again, perhaps that’s not saying much – I believe I’ve mentioned previously that my sense of taste is rather binary. Just because I can’t detect the flavours doesn’t mean they’re not there. Dr. Pepper is touted to be a fine blend of twenty-three distinct flavours, and while I don’t care much for the stuff, I have tasted it before, and I think the only flavour I was really able to identify was cherry. Further sampling might enable me to detect more, but as I said, I’m not fond of the stuff, so why would I subject myself to that?

I encountered a similar sense of fascination and wonder with a jar of skin cream I tried a few years ago. It was fragranced to smell like chocolate chip cookie dough, but not the raw dough – it actually smelled the way cookies smell as they’re baking in the oven. Not the way the cookies smell once they’ve cooled either, there’s a subtle difference, but they captured it and infused the cream with it. While my nose told me very certainly that this was the smell of a baking chocolate chip cookie, I was baffled. What exactly was I smelling that my brain was interpreting as baking?. I was tempted to give it a lick….

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Anyways… Souvenirs….

I am always torn when it comes to souvenirs.

On the one hand, I would very much like to have a little trinket or garment as a physical reminder of my wonderful time away from home, living a life that feels as though it’s not truly mine for a limited time. As I’ve gotten older, my tastes now run away from the garish, tacky items, and I would like to think that the items I tend to gravitate towards these days are elegant and refined.

On the other hand, I recognize that all these trinkets and garments are made as cheaply as possible, with less-than-stellar quality control, and then on top of that they are subject to a rather significant markup, meaning that really, when you buy these things, you’re really throwing your money away. Especially since, once you get home again, those things that seemed so elegant and refined suddenly start looking garish and tacky.

For now? I’m going to sleep on it……

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Anyways, a few years ago, I got sufficiently intrigued and purchased a couple of bra tops from Victoria’s Secret. They’re basically tank tops with an additional layer of stretchy fabric inside with an elastic band round the bottom of it, making the relevant portion of the top fit a bit like a sports bra.

As it turns out, I really really like them, and have since expanded my collection rather significantly. They’re great for summer weather – cool, since mine are all sleeveless, and no need to wear a bra underneath, so no straps or other peeking of undergarments to offend the sensibilities of others. I also really like them for travelling, since I’m a bit neurotic and worry about things like bras getting crushed and ruined in my luggage. Of course, this only works if I’m travelling somewhere warm, unless I pack smartly and plan on layering, but at that point I’m packing extra garments, which I’ve been trained to avoid.

As much as I like bra tops, though, I go through a few moments of frustration with them while actually dressing myself. There’s some extra wrangling that goes on as I’m putting the top on, and taking it off is a real exercise – trying to twist my arms and shoulders this way and that to slip the elastic over my shoulders, and then disentangle myself from the straps which have become all bunched and twisted from the first step. Usually, I end up sort of lurching about the bedroom, occasionally spinning this way and that as I attempt that extra bit of reach. The worst bit is when I get stuck – I’ll have the thing halfway off my shoulders, but my arms are squinched up into an unnatural position thanks to the elastic properties of the fabric, and it takes me a few moments to figure out how to squiggle out.

Still, the like factor outweighs the make-me-feel-like-a-clumsy-toddler-learning-to-dressy-myself factor.

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A while back – years back, really – I received a gift card for Starbucks.

The back of the card advised me to visit their website and register the card. Like the mindless zombie obedient girl that I am, I did so, and as a result, I am now on their email mailing list. I now get periodic emails notifying me of various coffee-related specials and promotions.

But here’s the thing – I don’t drink coffee. Ever.

What I should have done is turned around and given the card as a gift to someone who does drink coffee – I seem to know plenty of folks who fit that description. Instead, I registered the card in my name, then tucked it away in a drawer for safekeeping, thinking I’d use it to treat myself to hot chocolate from Starbucks when the occasion called for it – and when I happened to know I’d be near a Starbucks. This actually doesn’t happen much, since I work mostly from home, so the card has remained untouched in my drawer.

Today, I got an email from Starbucks with a subject line congratulating me on having attained Green Level Rewards status. I saw it and thought, Huh? But I haven’t bought anything from Starbucks.

I opened up the message, and sure enough, the body also congratulated me for having earned my Green Level Rewards status, implying that I did something to earn the five stars needed to attain this level.

Now either that five stars = Green Level Rewards statement is a flat out lie, and you just get it automagically, or I’ve lost significant chunks of time in which I purchase and drink Starbucks beverages.

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I really like bread.

I mean, I really like bread.

Particularly fresh baked French bread. It is truly wonderful. I was sort of moderately appreciative of it before, but in recent years, I’ve sampled some amazing authentic stuff, and boy howdy, I’m a big fan now.

Earlier today, I knew I’d be bringing some freshly baked French-style bread home to enjoy tonight – French-style because it’s not truly authentic, but it is still delicious.

And as I daydreamed in anticipation of the yumminess that I would be enjoying, I was sorely tempted to tuck into that loaf prematurely.

What stopped me, you may ask? Well, I didn’t want to make a crumbly floury mess all over the inside of my car. So I did wait until I got home.

Still. Just the sight and smell of that delightful loaf made me want to take a big ol’ bite out of it right away.

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Anyways, in my previous apartment, I never opened the windows, never pulled back the blinds or curtains to let sunshine in. Why?

The windows were never opened because I was trying to minimize the appearance of spiders in my home – ideally, I’d have liked to have completely prevented spiders from getting in, but I strongly suspect that that would have been impossible. As for the no sun thing? No, I wasn’t in a vampire stage or something. There was a bit of a storage space issue, so the floor space in front of the windows was filled with stuff, making accessing the windows a bit tricky. So I just didn’t bother.

Now, I have more space, so the windows are accessible, spiders aren’t a huge issue anymore – in that there are fewer here, not that I’ve grown as a person and am now okay with sharing my living space with arachnids – and I have these lovely blinds that let light in, yet provide complete privacy. Sometimes, though, I will open them up to let a bit more light in, particularly as the sun fades for the day.

It’s nice, but given my propensity to peer into the windows of homes as I go by at night, when the inside is illuminated and highly visible, you’d think I’d be more mindful of my behaviour when the blinds are up, it’s dark outside, and the lights are on.

I wonder what the neighbours who can see in must think of me at times…. Sometimes I get ready for bed with my windows wide open….. No stalking me with zoom lenses!!!

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I have raved previously about my scalp-massaging whisk thing. It still sits near my computer, and I do use it regularly and frequently.

Which got me to thinking, how would I handle it if some horrible fate were to befall my gizmo, and leave me whisk thing-less?

A future without the possibility of self-inflicted hair play just didn’t bear thinking about. So I went ahead and ordered a whole bunch of spares.

Now. These gadgets are packaged in boxes, with a picture on the box clearly illustrating what its contents are. This item has flexible wire tines, which means that it is crushable. It should therefore be protected from the possibility of crushing in transit.

I am therefore confused as to why my spares were all smushed together – their boxes were flattened and then the bundle was bound with packing tape to keep everything compressed – and then placed in a bubblelope for shipping.

Needless to say, my spares are all rather flat.

Good thing those tines are flexible – I’m able to gently reshape them, so they still work.

Serious logic flaw in the mind of the person who packed my order, though…. I guess what do you expect when it comes straight from Hong Kong???

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Anyways… The magic of Oreos..

I have a very fuzzy recollection from my early childhood.

It is dessert time. I have been a very good girl, so my parents are giving me a treat.

The treat is Oreos.

I remember getting an overflowing bowlful of the magical cookies. It is my earliest recollection of Oreos. Shortly thereafter, my mother suspected I had a mild chocolate allergy – she thought eating chocolate was giving me skin rashes – so I didn’t have them again for a long time. By a long time, I think I was an adolescent by the time I had my next Oreo.

Now, I was probably about three or four when the night of the magical Oreo occurred. Mum gave me my bowl, brimming with cookie goodness. I’m pretty sure which bowl it was – I think my parents still have it – and it’s not very big. Not big at all. Probably there were only three or four Oreos in there. But my toddler mind stored the memory as an overflowing, never ending mountain of cookies.

I still really like Oreos to this day. And every time I smell them, I am suddenly a toddler receiving my magical bountiful treat.

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