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Anyway, once bitten, twice paranoid… When I was a young girl, my mother would zip up my coats for me, and she would always warn me to be careful and not stick my fingers in the path of the zipper, and not move around while she was zipping up near my neck. I once asked her why, and she told me she didn’t want me to get pinched in the zipper. I asked how that could happen, and she pointed out the little teeth of the zipper, and showed me how they locked together when the zipper was done up. If your skin gets caught between the teeth, it’ll pinch and hurt, she said. You might even get a cut.

Now, I was quite young, and therefore had a rather rudimentary young child’s view of how the human body is organized and works. I knew there was blood on the inside. I knew that if you got a cut, then blood would come out. I had absolutely no understanding of the circulatory system, or veins or arteries or capillaries, so I suppose in my view – and I didn’t really consciously think this through, as is typical of young kids – a person’s skin served to keep all their blood in, and the bones and other things were sort of in a structured suspension inside the blood. Cuts in the skin allowed blood to escape. Small cuts like papercuts were no big deal, and healed up quickly enough before blood loss got critical. But I also knew that sometimes people stabbed other people to try and kill them, and the problem with stabbing was blood loss. So I must have figured that if a cut got big enough, severe enough, then too much blood comes out and the person dies.

So there I am with my limited understanding of how the human body is structured, and my mother is telling me that a zipper could give me a nasty pinch and maybe even a cut if I’m not careful. I distinctly remember running my finger along the plastic teeth of my coat’s zipper, and commenting that the teeth didn’t feel sharp, and that’s when Mum pointed out the locking action when the zipper is done up, followed quickly by an order to withdraw my fingers so she could finish zipping me up, and to watch out for my neck and chin as she zipped up the collar. All that put together left me with this notion that zippers are sort of evil, and could potentially cause severe bodily harm.

Consequently, even though I am all grown up now and have a better understanding of many things, I’m a bit nervous around zippers. Not so nervous that I avoid them altogether, but I still exaggeratedly retract my chin and neck when zipping up my coats all the way, or if I’m wearing a top that has a zip neck and I’m doing it up. Sometimes I cringe inwardly when I see other people behaving cavalierly with their zippers. Sometimes I cringe outwardly when I see other people behaving cavalierly with their zippers.

Cognitively, though – despite all appearances otherwise – I know that zippers don’t pose any real threat to me. Not even the ones with metal teeth that have slightly rough edges to them.

A couple of days ago, I was rushing out the door to go to work, and I was pulling on my boots, since it had snowed some. My boots zip up, so I reached down with my right hand to zip up my left boot as I reached for my handbag with my left hand.

Meaning I wasn’t really paying attention to where exactly my hand was going as it sought out the zipper pull.

Suddenly I felt pain in my pinky finger, and that got my attention – I stopped reaching for my handbag, planted both feet firmly on the ground, and then looked at my right pinky finger. I saw the cause of the pain – a slender slice had appeared in my finger, about half an inch long. As I examined it, the margins of the cut grew pink, and then a thin line of blood appeared.

I had cut myself.

On my zipper.

I took a closer look at the offending zipper, all the while trying to ignore the mounting fire in my finger. One of the teeth right at the top of the zipper – perhaps not even a tooth, but some other structural component of the zipper – had gotten a bit bent out of shape, and was now presenting as a jagged bit sticking out slightly from the boot. In my moment of inattention, I had essentially dragged my finger along that jagged bit, neatly slicing myself open.

It’s been a couple of days now, and my finger is still tender.

I have resolved to be much more careful around zippers.

They have teeth. They bite.
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Anyways, proving smarts..
Everyone likes to believe that he or she has a fully operational, decently powered brain in his or her head. Invariably, we are asked to prove it in some way.

The education system is a big one for this – you have to demonstrate that you’ve learned something in your classes by writing tests and completing assignments. If you keep on plugging away in post-secondary, the proof of smarts starts coming in a different form – they start asking students to think independently and critically about what they’ve been learning in class and apply it in a new direction, or to some new material. The word research starts to get bandied about.

I’ve been down that path. I’ve come out the other side. I’ve now got the degree(s) to prove it.

I have a brain, and it works.

Now, I’m looking to what comes next, and guess what? Even though I’ve jumped through all sorts of hoops to demonstrate that I have a competent brain? I still have to jump through hoops to prove my brain worthy for the next project.

And reading through the guidelines, I could feel myself starting to freak out. As if I’ve done nothing to establish my worth thus far.

Good thing I’ve got some months before the competition deadline. Lots of time to freak out polish and hone my proposal.
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Anyways, years ago, when I first started watching Chuck, there was a two episode story arc in which a girl – Lou – comes into the Buy More, completely panicked because her smartphone has plotzed out, which is a big deal because she runs a nearby deli and has her sandwich recipes stored on the no-longer-responsive device. Chuck finds her charming right from the get-go, and Morgan accuses him of ‘mind cheating’, but concedes that Lou is indeed very charming and attractive, saying that her hair is ‘like licorice’.

Now, at the the time, I thought that a very odd sort of thing to be said about someone’s hair, and it seemed a very unusual compliment, if it could be interpreted as a compliment at all. And while I generally don’t find Morgan very charming – amusing, certainly, but not charming – that line has apparently wormed its way into my brain, somewhere deep in there where it gets turned over this way and that as my mind tries to make sense of it. The ‘licorice’ quality of Lou’s hair comes from the way they styled it for those episodes – long, mostly straight dark hair, with a few loose and poorly defined curls twisting their way through. Sort of like stylized licorice twists.

But is having hair like licorice a desirable thing?

Late last night, as I was getting ready for bed, I was turning my head this way and that and looking in the mirror, sort of assessing my haircut. It’s grown out probably an inch or so since my last cut, and is looking rather shaggier than I would have expected it to at this point in time, and I was peering at my reflection, and looking at the big, wayward flips of the ends that I’m getting now that the hair is a bit longer, and that licorice compliment popped up unbidden in my head, and it was like a flashbulb of realization.

Yes. Having hair like licorice is a desirable thing. I want my hair to be like licorice.

So I’ve decided to grow my hair out over the summer. Which, by the way, is really brutal given my affinity for instant gratification. I’ll let it grow through March and April, and at the end of April I’ll get a cut, but not a re-bobbing. I’ll tell her my plan – well, I’ll probably leave out the whole licorice thing, but I’ll tell her I want it to grow longer for a bit, and ask her to clean up the ends and put in thinning layers as appropriate. I’ll wear that all summer, and then at the end of August, I’ll get re-bobbed again.

This should work out really well, because if I have any shot of getting my hair to form those lazy, loose twists, without the aid of a curling iron, it’s during the summer, when I shift my schedule around and shower in the morning and let my hair air dry, rather than showering at night and blasting with a hair dryer, which tends to straighten things out. Also, sleeping on it flattens it out too. So if I’m successful in the licorice twists, they probably won’t stick around once I’ve slept on them, but that’s okay, because longer hair means ponytails, and ponytails are always a valid option for hair in the summer. In fact, some days when I was bobbed I really wished my hair was long enough to ponytail. Then, once September hits and I shift back to nighttime showers, I go back to being bobbed, which works out really well on that schedule.

This all sounds really good to me, in theory.

Now if only I could somehow magically grow my hair a bit faster. I’m having some anxiety over whether it will have gotten long enough by the end of April for what I have in mind. Just what I need, another minor life detail to obsess over.
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Anyways… It’s time to adapt…. I’ve experienced many Canadian winters in my lifetime.

And I don’t mean the milder winters that they get in Victoria and Vancouver. I’ve known True Canadian Winter – I’ve seen it in Montreal, I’ve seen it in Calgary, I’ve seen it in Edmonton, I’ve seen it in Winnipeg (well, Brandon, more precisely). I’ve not yet been through Arctic Canadian Winter, up in those northern territories, but from what I’ve seen in the more southerly regions of the country, I’m not at all convinced that I want to know what it’s like up there when the real cold sets in.

Bundling up is key to surviving True Canadian Winter – even if you’re in an urban area, you really want to keep yourself as warm as possible when venturing outside. Thick, warm coats are your friends. Hats, scarves, and mittens are all your friends too. But I have a bad tendency to forget most of my winter friends – the coat I always remember, in fact, my usual attitude when walking out the door is that I should have a coat, which leads to some really unnecessary coat lugging in the summertime. But the hat, scarf, and mittens are almost always left behind. It’s like I develop some sort of weird amnesia – at some point in the winter, I realize just how helpful these items are in keeping a person warm, and then the next year it’s like they’ve all ceased to exist. I’ll step outside, and the icy wind will whip my hair around my head, and I’ll think Gosh it’s cold. I wish I could just stay home where it’s warm.

Somehow, I never think, I should grab a hat to keep my noggin warm.

I may be finally getting that to change, though. On a bit of a whim, I pulled one of my hats out of the closet to wear, and I must shamefully admit that I was surprised at how much warmer and more comfortable my head was with that hat on. I know. Lots of winters means lots of evidence pushing me to that conclusion, and it’s taken rather a long time to sink in. I actually suspect I may have had a bit of an aversion to hats – when I was younger, my mother was very concerned that my head stay warm in the winter (yes, it gets cold in Japan as well – but only occasionally), and she produced this horrible hat with big wide stripes of red, white, and blue, with a big pompom on top. I did not like that hat, but it was available, so she kept shoving it onto my head before I walked out the door to go to school, no matter how much I protested that it was itchy, or felt funny – I think I may have even tried to convince her that it ‘wasn’t working’. Many a struggle was had over whether I would be wearing that hat or not, and I always lost and had the thing plunked onto my head. It very likely burned a message into my brain that hats are bad. Whatever, I’m convinced of the utility and general goodness of hats now.

So I’ve been wearing my hat, and remembering my hat every day since that first one, and I’ve actually been remembering hand-warmers too. I haven’t busted out full-out mittens yet, I’ve just been using some fingerless mittens I’ve got, which seems sort of silly, but they do keep the majority of my hands pretty cozy, and they have the benefit of allowing my the full use of my fingers.

We’ll see how long this remembering goes. It may not be a true learned behaviour quite yet. Only time will tell….

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Anyways, to the laundry room!!!
Hee hee hee.

It’s a banner day here. Sort of like Christmas, but without the snow, and a fair bit warmer, but it did rain all day, so maybe it’s not so far off?

A big box arrived with the mail today – well, technically it had to be retrieved from the post office but still. It came.

I tore it open eagerly.

It was full of clothes.

Yay!

I have tried on the new jeans, and phew, they fit. I know, I know, I checked my measurements against the sizing guide and really I shouldn’t have been worried about it, but still I was a bit worried. Returning ill-fitting jeans would have meant paying for return shipping. Yah boo sucks to that.

There’s also dress pants that I haven’t yet tried on – I guess I should, though I’m tempted to just take it on faith that if the jeans fit, then the dress pants in the same size will also fit, and toss ’em in the wash. I think two pair will need to be hemmed, but that’s okay. I knew that going into the purchase, and can probably do that myself, once I locate a sewing machine I can borrow. And by borrow I mean invade the owner’s home for a couple of hours while I sew my hems.

And the pyjamas! I want to wear them tonight. But I can’t, because I need to wash everything ($400 worth!) before I will wear it. And staying up all night doing laundry in order to wear new pyjamas seems a poor plan.

I have a date with the machines tomorrow, methinks.

Re-reading what I’ve written, it sort of makes me sound neurotic – which I wish I could blame on stress or something, but honestly, none of what I’ve written up there has ever been untrue in my life. I’ve worried about pants not fitting once I get them home even when I’ve tried them on in the store. I’m sort of tempted to change the topic of the post. But I’m in crazy pre-deadline workland, which means I’m rather short on entertaining stories to share – it’s the nature of locking yourself in your home all day, fairly well chained to a laptop.

I still haven’t seen that bug – either in alive and well or carcass format, or anything in between. Yes, I do still think about it periodically. Yes, I still get tempted to go looking for it. No, I haven’t done that, nor will I. I am rather dismayed that I keep thinking about it, though.

On the plus side, I haven’t seen any dimension-hopping gangs of insects bent on exacting revenge, either. I’ll take what I can get….
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