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Okay guys – the XXX gallery I posted above has really tiny thumbnails that link to really high resolution pictures… I thought the ‘lesbian poker’ theme was an interesting one!! It made my list of ‘interesting porn’…

Anyways… Clickity click click…

I have a certain weakness for time management games. Especially those that involve farming, oddly enough, since I seem to be utterly unable to keep live plants in real life. I know I’ve mentioned it before.. But I just finished killing a good chunk of time with it.

Maybe that’s why I like them so much – just a few clicks of the mouse, and I easily accomplish that which I cannot accomplish in real life. The game congratulates my clicking prowess with proclamations like Excellent!, Expert Score!, and Amazing! That sort of glowing praise can go a long way in boosting a person’s self esteem.

Even if it’s only about the speed of the clicky, with no tangible real world result.

Still, I’ll take the little bursts of happiness, thank you very much.

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Click the picture for a watersports (pee) lesbian gallery

Okay guys.. I didn’t really realize this was a pee gallery when I got it ready.. I thought it was just lesbian bondage. Not lesbian watersports. If you ignore the bottom left corner photo, it’s actually a fun little porn gallery! If watersports are your fetish, then feel free to check out the rest of the porn gallery and site…

Anyways… Hotness…

How warm should a laptop get?

I’ve noticed that my laptop gets sorta warm after it’s been on for an hour or so. I have one of those cushion things for it – not a cushy soft thing that blocks off all the vents, but one of those fabric covered firm platforms, to keep it off your lap so that you don’t end up scorching your thighs. Of course, I usually have the laptop on the table in front of the couch, so I suppose I could forgo the platform, but it does boost my laptop up by about four inches, which makes using it more comfortable than if it were just on the tabletop.

I haven’t noticed a decline in performance or anything, but I’m guessing there’s an optimal operating temperature, and I’m wondering how you know when your laptop has exceeded it.

I used to have a little platform with a fan built into it. I still have it, but it’s not really usable anymore – I let it get too dusty, and the fan’s mechanism burnt out. It started making a really hideous rattle when it ran. I responded by smacking it around a bit, hoping to shake loose whatever was rattling. After a few bashings, the rattling stopped, and I was happy. And then it started making an awful melted plastic smell. At that point, I just unplugged it forever more.

So yes, I had a fan, and while it was working it seemed to fulfill its purpose.

But did I actually need it?? I don’t think my laptop has any ‘cooling’ vents on the bottom… Maybe I need liquid cooling…

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Okay guys, I’ve barely posted Naughty Allie in the past…. She’s a hot blonde swinger milf that parties with her friends and husbands. Naughty Allie has been on the web for quite a few years now, and is quite popular!!

Anyways, you may have heard an audible sigh of relief earlier today. That would have been me.

I had my dental cleaning and checkup today, and the super good news is that I am cavity free! Apparently, my Sonicare electric toothbrush is also pretty awesome since the hygienist commented that the brushable surfaces of my teeth were in really good shape, tartar buildup wise.

The bad news? I need to be more vigilant when it comes to flossing. I admit, I’ve been a bit remiss in this department, and now it shows – there was a fair bit of scaling that needed to be done between my teeth, and my gums were inflamed, responding to the prodding and poking involved in scaling with bleeding. Part of my flossing problem has been that whenever I run out, I keep forgetting to buy more. Shamefully long stretches of time can go by with me not flossing simply because I can’t. Then, once I remember to restock, it takes me a bit of time to get back into that habit – because, after all, my teeth didn’t fall out while I wasn’t flossing, so maybe my super duper toothbrush is able to pick up some of the slack.

Well. No more of that kind of logic. Flossing every night. Gingivitis, consider yourself on notice.

I’m still super pleased I dodged the drill, though. Here’s hoping for more good news at my next appointment, which I’ve already scheduled, for December…

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Okay guys, drunk girl photos are definitely one of my favourite niches. Partyhardcore, Loverboys, etc. Normal, amateur women getting drunk, getting naked, and taking pictures of themselves posing, fucking strippers, and basically just letting their inhibitions run wild. Barry was mentioning a DareDorm scandal in his last comment.. I’m going to have to look it up! I hope you enjoy the pictures from today!

Anyways, time marches on…

No matter how much we might want to, we cannot stop or reverse the flow of time.

This stresses me out when I have a deadline, which annoys me to no end because I’m just wasting my energy fretting about something over which I have no control and cannot change. I don’t have any looming deadlines in the immediate future – that is, in the next work week – but still, I know that when the next one pops up, I will again be running in those pointless frantic circles, watching the seconds tick by into minutes as time marches on no matter how I try to stop it.

No wonder I keep turning to video games to escape. If things get to be too much for me, I can pause things and recalibrate myself. Or if I fail, I just hit that lovely Retry button….

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Anyways, slickery doo!!

When I got my iPhone back in July 2008, I put on a protective film in pretty short order. I wasn’t sure I wanted to put the film on at first – I liked the smooth, slick feel of the iPhone’s surfaces, and the films all have a bit of grippiness to them. Still, the thought of getting the fancy new toy all scratched up in short order was decidedly unappealing, so I wrapped it up. Better safe than sorry. (hum… condom metaphor?) Yes, it was grabbier with the film, but I didn’t need to be as careful placing it on tabletops, or sliding it into and out of my handbag – it was protected from scritchy zipper teeth, or unseen grit. I adapted to the feel of the film, and stopped noticing anything unusual about it.

Now, just before Christmas, one of the pieces of my wrapping came loose. The one I got comes in four main parts – the piece for the screen, a piece with some funky flaps for the back and sides, and then two little skinny pieces for the parts at the top and bottom sides where the flaps of the back piece can’t reach without blocking off important things, like the earphone jack, the power button, and the charger port. The little piece at the top came loose – one corner’s adhesive lost its grip, and some dust and other assorted gunk attached itself, thus destroying any remaining stickiness, so me pressing the little flap back into place on that corner did nothing. It also started to look dirty, and I decided that it must be time, and gently peeled the piece right off. As promised by the film manufacturer, no adhesive remained after the film had been removed.

And? I ran my finger along that exposed bit of surface, felt how smooth and slick it was, and instantly remembered what it was like when the whole device felt like that. It made me want to strip all of the wrapping off… It just feels more natural without the wrapping!

For now, though, what’s left of the wrapping remains in place. I may remove it over the summer, though, and let the scratches come as they may – at that point, my iPhone will be two years old!

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Click the picture for a free gallery of assorted drunk girls!

I like the tag line of the drunk gallery – ‘Instant Lesbians – just add alcohol’…. Personally, I blame (thank?) the media culture of today’s society for the proliferation of sluttiness amongst young females. Now that you can take pictures of your drunken debauchery, and share it with your 800 closest facebook friends, people are gradually coming to realize that sluttiness is the norm. Even today, I noticed it while watching ‘Las Vegas’. Apparently they were trying for a quick ratings boost, and decided the easiest way was to have two of their female stars make out with each other for no apparent reason… C’est la vie….

Anyways, weekends well spent…

What do you do with your weekends?

I know folks who spend their weekends running all kinds of errands. My parents fall into this category. They make a huge trip to the grocery store, stocking up on food items for the remainder of the week. This trip is, of course, supplemented by a couple of mid week trips as well, since fresh produce tends to be not so fresh after five days in the fridge. Some things can take it, but others get really unappetizing. Still, there is a major trip on the weekend. Other shopping gets done too. It’s quite rare for these sorts of folks to be home on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon.

Me? I am not a member of this category. It is odd for me to be out and about on the weekend. Not impossible – it’s not as though I become housebound once Friday night hits – but probably I will be home on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon. I try to run errands during the week as much as possible, so that I can stay home on the weekend.

Weekends are my time. I feel little to no guilt if I’m not working – unless a big scary deadline loometh – and I indulge my hobbies and video game addictions. Usually I do get dressed, but every once in a while, I’ll just spend the entire day in pyjamas.

Like today. Didn’t get dressed. Didn’t do a lick of work. And I’m okay with that…

Because tomorrow is another work day….

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Okay guys, here’s another ‘lesbian’ gallery of two hot teen babes – Ariel Rebel, a sexy little French teen, and Andi Pink, the ‘American Girl Next Door’ – now, I’m not sure if there’s any pussy licking – but it looks like it has potential to be a hot gallery! It’s been a while since I’ve posted Ariel Rebel and her hot, shaved pussy! I wonder if she’ll do hardcore?

Anyways… it’s just shoddy collecting…

I’ve always liked collecting things – must be a reflex of the formidable packrat genes I’ve inherited from my father. That being said, I like collecting things, but I’m not so into the preserving them aspect so that they become priceless heirlooms. I just like having the whole set. I don’t drive myself bonkers to complete sets though.

The Canadian Mint has released some special edition quarters from time to time. There were a couple of years featuring monthly changes in quarter designs – one year featured each of the provinces and territories, another year featured some designs that had been submitted by Canadians that had been selected as winners in a contest. I believe I have a complete set of the contest designs. I have a fair number of the provinces, and there’s another set of monthly designs that I have almost all of. I’m not going out of my way to collect the ones I’m missing – if I notice a special quarter in my change, I try to avoid using it and set it aside when I remember at home. I’ve got the Alberta and Sasakatchewan centennial quarters. I’ve got the poppy quarter, and the breast cancer quarter.

What have I done with these quarters? They’re jumbled up in a little container on my dresser. Thumb prints all over them….

I’ve also got a collection of American quarters going. There’s a quarter for each state. I’m not sure how many I actually have – not all of them, certainly, but more than twenty. Those are in another container, separate from my Canadian quarters.

In anticipation of the upcoming Olympics, there are special quarters in circulation that feature event-inspired designs. I’ve had a few of these pass through my hands – the speed skating one, the biathlon one, the hockey one. Recently, I purchased some Olympic glasses from Petro Canada (a gas station for you American’s ) – they’re nice glasses. Along with my purchase, I was given a little folder that has spots for each of the special Olympic quarters, as well as the Olympic loonies, and three spots labelled moment, whatever that’s supposed to mean.

Tonight, I proudly pressed a speed skating quarter into its place, realized it was crooked, pried it out, and pressed it back in, straight. I felt a strange swell of pride – this collection of quarters will be organized!

Now I wonder where the rest of the ones I’ve got have gotten to???

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Anyways…. draggy and cricky…..

Gmail has reworked the way labels work – now instead of having to open up or select a thread (conversation) in order to label it, you now have your labels handily stowed in the left sidebar, and can drag and drop to label messages – drag the label to the appropriate message in your mailbox, and ta da! Labelled message. You can also tinker with how many labels appear in your sidebar – if you want all of them up there, go for it. Or, you can simplify and just have the more frequently used ones up there, with the others hidden away in a drop down menu. Easy peasy… I hope it’ll allow me to deal with my spam…. My email account gets about 40 messages a day that *don’t* get auto-filtered into spam

Today was supposed to be super productive, but a few things conspired against me there. For starters, I don’t think I slept particularly well last night – I have vague memories of waking up in the night more than once, and this morning was misery! I wanted to burrow in and just stay there. Once I was actually up and ready to face the real world, construction noise prevented me from being able to really concentrate on my work. Then, once the noise stopped, I got productive, but quickly noticed that my restless sleep last night has also left me with a crick in my neck, which requires that I take rather frequent and longish breaks from working so that I might avoid seizing up into a painful crinkle on the kitchen floor.

Tomorrow’s another day, right??? By the way, Happy Independance day to you Ameri-friends!

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The Czech Lesbian Videos are HERE

Click the pic for a free gallery of clothed people having sex…

Okay guys, this gallery comes from the makers of PartyHardcore and DrunkSexOrgy… It features the fetish of ‘fully clothed’ people fucking! Personally, it’s not really my ‘thing’, but I’m sure some of you will enjoy the fetish!!!

Also, I’ve noticed that my site was acting slower and slower for the past few months, so I had my hosts server techs take a look at it… They did a few optimizations to the linux OS it was running, and hopefully, my site will behave better for you guys now!!! Let me know if you’ve noticed the speed increase!!

Anyways, can you say ‘aggressive advertising’??

I decided today that I should probably clear out some of the old Victoria’s Secret catalogues I have kicking around. They come in the mail, and they come tucked into the package when I order stuff, and I hang on to them for a bit so that I might leaf through them to see if there’s anything I want. Not sure why I do this – I won’t buy anything unless it’s on a good sale or on clearance, and lately the only time I go browsing through those bins online is during the Semi-Annual Sale.

Today, though, I decided that pulling them out of the, to be honest, pile of crap that is on top of my kitchen table might be a baby step in the direction of sorting through and getting rid of the pile of crap. So I did a quick purge.

As it turns out, I found twelve catalogues in my kitchen. That’s right. Twelve. The kicker? I have a feeling there are more, not in the kitchen.

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The videos are here….

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Okay guys, this shiny threesome gallery is from Private.com!! It features a sexy lesbian duo licking pussy while getting fucked in the ass by a well hung stud!! This strikes me as a threesome you guys should enjoy more than a set of twins… I still don’t understand the twin/sisters fantasy… I’d think two different girls would be best… A Blonde and a Brunette??? An Asian and a Blonde?? Variety!!!

Anyways, pass the malk!!! With Vitamin R!!

Normally, I take vitamin supplements to try and make up for whatever deficiencies pop up in my typical day’s caloric intake. While I don’t think I have terrible eating habits, I do not suffer from delusions that my diet is balanced, healthy, and nutritionally sufficient. Let’s face it – I don’t eat breakfast, and lunch can be hit or miss with me. Already I’m on the negative side of balanced eating. Throw in the fact that I’m quite fond of fast food, and suddenly it makes sense that some people – those who don’t see the bigger picture of my meal planning – might wonder how it is that I haven’t yet come down with a nasty case of scurvy.

The trouble with the vitamin supplements, is I take them at dinnertime, and if for any reason I’m not home when I’m having dinner, I end up not taking them. If I’m not home for a somewhat extended period of time – say, I’m away on a little vacation – then I lose the habit of taking them with dinner, and don’t resume the practice when I try to renormalize my daily schedule.

I realize that it’s been a while since I’ve had a vitamin.

So I’m going to take some tonight.

We’ll see if I remember tomorrow!!!

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