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Anyways… The circle of life…

A while back, I was talking with a colleague at work, and she mentioned that she was having some trouble with her laptop computer. She’d taken it to have someone knowledgeable on the inner workings of these things take a look, and the verdict was that a part needed to be replaced. Trouble was, the part was rather expensive, and the tech had advised against replacing the part, and told her that she should just buy herself a new laptop – it wouldn’t cost a huge amount more, and she’d get a machine that was a couple years newer and thus a couple years better.

She was upset about this. Not that she had some sort of deep personal attachment to the thing – she actually didn’t care for it much at all. She was more upset about what she called our disposable society. She felt it was wasteful to toss a computer when its life with her had been so short. Thinking she was worried about the machine sitting in a landfill forever, I pointed out that she could take it somewhere to be recycled, or somewhere where they would figure out a way to fix it up and make it useful, though probably not super nice, for someone who needed it but really wouldn’t otherwise be able to afford it. She said, yeah, she knew about those sorts of programs, and that was what she was going to do, but she still didn’t feel right about it. It really bothered her that when something goes wrong with a laptop, often the most cost effective solution is to replace it.

I’m not bothered by this, but then again I have what is likely an unhealthy appreciation for new things. The way I see it, if technology is able to change quickly enough that I notice a difference in performance between a new laptop today and a laptop that was new two years ago, so much the better if the upgrade is affordable. I use my computer every single day – might as well be happy with it!

Or maybe she’d just see me as part of the problem.

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Okay guys, today’s gallery was influenced by my taking advantage of free shipping while in the US from zappos.com!!! I love getting free return shipping – although, if I recall correct, Zappos used to have general ‘next day free shipping’. Now they charge for it!!! Back to the XXX though – Thinking of boots made me decide to find a boot fetish porn gallery… Not, boot fetish usually splits in to one of two categories – foot fetish, or domination…. Today’s XXX pictures and movies derive from HotLegsandFeet – the same guys who do 1by-day. it has a little bit of BDSM porn, and a lot of foot fetish porn….

Now, on to the important things…. Influence….
I was perusing the selection of shoes available in Zappos’ clearance bins today. In doing so, I learned a couple of things about myself.

Learned thing #1: I take more than the physical appearance of the shoes into account when evaluating them. The name the designer gave the shoes actually matters, it would seem. Names that appeal to me can help pull a pair of shoes into the under consideration pile. A name I don’t like can actually keep a pair of shoes that I otherwise might consider out of the pile. Similarly, an appealing brand name can make me take a second look at a pair of shoes. Boring names tend to get passed by. I’m not sure how I feel about this – on the one hand, it helps me sift through and narrow the range of choices, on the other hand, names don’t seem like an appropriate evaluation criterion for footwear.

Learned thing #2: I am not a total sucker for a deal. I saw a pair of shoes that I thought were ugly, but they were Dolce & Gabbana and they were on clearance for $300, regularly $800. Good deal, but I didn’t bite.

Thing I already knew: sometimes, I can be cheap budget-conscious. I saw several pairs of shoes that I liked the look of, but resisted the urge to buy, because I felt that the sale price was more than I was willing to pay for a pair of shoes.

I ended up ordering two pairs of shoes. One pair I thought would be nicely appropriate for work. The other pair is a cute pair of booties that I do like, but I’d be lying if I told you that the appeal didn’t skyrocket when I saw that the brand name was Me Too. Yes, that’s them. Size 6.

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Okay guys, here’s a hot gallery featuring two slutty babysitters getting banged by an older man!! It’s a ‘network’ site, so if you going it, you get access to all the other sites (Like Mr. Chew’s Asian Beaver). Sometimes I don’t mind ‘themed’ porn – usually though, I bypass the theme and just look at the genre – eg: I’d consider this ‘teen threesome porn’, and the ‘babysitter’ part would never enter my head….. This gallery however, does kind of bring ‘babysitter’ to the forefront. Maybe it’s just how slutty the two teens look?

Anyways…. Donut run..

Have you ever met a person who didn’t like donuts?

I would imagine that such a person would be difficult to find, simply because the label donut applies to such a wide range of treats – they could be simple, yeast dough glazed donuts, they could have thick frosting on top with sprinkles, they could be filled with jelly and coated with icing sugar, they could have cream inside with a thick layer of frosting on top, they could be fritters, they could be crullers, they could be made of chocolate cake… Well. That covers a lot of different donuts, and it’s not an exhaustive list. So, chances are excellent that you’ll find something to your liking in a donut shop.

Now, Canadians typically flock to Tim Horton’s for their donuts, but I must admit to a fondness for Krispy Kreme donuts – the original plain glazed ones. Their fancy ones are good too, but there is something wonderful about those simple signature donuts that really hits the donut spot. Unfortunately, Krispy Kreme locations are not exactly abundant in this country, so going to fetch some can be quite a trek, and often is ruled out for reasons of practicality. So most of my donut runs are either to Tim Horton’s, which is still good, just not Krispy Kreme, or sometimes I just the local grocery store.

The local grocery store donuts tend to be a bit more hit or miss. Sometimes they’re dry. Sometimes, they’re not sweet enough. Usually I’m left with a sad recognition that these are nowhere near Krispy Kreme donuts.

A few years ago, I was apartment hunting, and I viewed a place that was across the street from a Dunkin’ Donuts. I didn’t rent that apartment, but I wonder how my life would have run differently if I had.

I sort of wonder if my dress size would have changed….

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Anyways.. I’m giving in…

Today, I attempted two invasions on Old McDonnell’s farm in Zombie Farm. Both times, I had plenty of zombies – 15 the first time, 16 the second; my army cannot exceed 16 zombies. Both times, my zombies were very hungry, so they were quite keen to get into the fray of the invasion.

And both times, I was thoroughly whupped.

It became abundantly clear after the second loss that this game has been constructed in such a way that the only way I can continue playing is if I purchase that Blue Headstone.

Now, part of me is miffed, and wants to just walk away, move on to something else.

A larger, more vocal part of me, on the other hand, is screaming that it’s well worth one lousy dollar to keep playing.

So I paid the dollar. I got my Blue Headstone. I’ve grown some blue zombies – Zmurfs, with some ZomBeauties planted to replace the Zmurfs as needed.

I’ve also attempted another invasion, with hungry zombies, so not as enthusiastic as very hungry zombies, and I only lost one of my Zmurfs.

I’m back at it! Watch out, Old McDonnell. I’m coming for your brains. Though I suspect those are in relatively short supply, since he keeps coming back after my zombies tear through his farm. I’d think if he were smarter, he’d leave….

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Okay guys, here’s a gallery of some Best Friends Forever pleasing a lucky guy. The XXX threesome is very high resolution, and I’ve included a couple of the teen bff threesome movies at the bottom of the page. You may recognize one of the teens – Amia Miley.

Anyways, I’m conflicted…

I’ve been happily playing Zombie Farm on my iPhone for a few weeks now….

About a week ago, maybe, I got myself up to level 8, which unlocked the Zmurf zombies. I eagerly tried to plant them, and was told I needed to get the Blue Headstone first before I would be able to plant any blue zombies. So I checked it out, and saw that the only way to get the Blue Headstone was to buy it for $1 USD. At that time, I figured, Nuts to that and continued growing Girl Zombies and Mini Zombies as needed.

Then I leveled up again, and unlocked ZomBeauty, only to discover that this was another blue zombie that I could not plant without paying that $1 USD. Again, I mentally flipped the game the bird and continued on.

Today I leveled up to level 10. I unlocked the Zyborg, and surprise surprise, it’s another blue zombie that I cannot plant.

But an interesting thing happened when I hit level 10. The game played me a little animation. First, it acknowledged that I seem to be enjoying the game, which is true. It then went on to implore that I purchase that Blue Headstone to continue enjoying the game. It reminded me that the game had been provided for free, and that this purchase would be a little nod of encouragement to the game’s developers. It then went on to tell me that purchasing the Blue Headstone would not only allow me to grow blue zombies, but it would also later unlock the Red Headstone for purchase with a brain, which would in turn allow me to grow red zombies at higher levels. All this fun could be mine for one measly US dollar.

Now, I’ve been thinking about this. They’re right, it’s just a dollar, and there are no ads in the game, so it’s really the only bit of revenue I’d be sending the developers’ way, and part of me feels that I should support them since I’m enjoying the fruits of their efforts.

Then again, another part of me is feeling rather blackmailed by this – it looks like the game is forcing me to buy the Blue Headstone in order to continue progressing, when the initial offering was a free game. It’s not truly a free game, it’s free until you hit a certain point, after which you must pay in order to proceed. And then keep paying.

But they only want a dollar.

But a free game should be a free game.

I still don’t know if I’m going to be parting with that dollar or not.

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Anyways, delaying gratification…

The glow of being able to tie my hair up again has worn off. I’m back to thinking that my hair is a shapeless mess of a shag that is in desperate need of a pretty serious trim. It probably doesn’t help matters that I received a text from my stylist a couple of weeks ago indicating that she is once again seeing clients – she took some time off as maternity leave, but apparently feels up to adding some work back into her days. Though when we last talked back in February, she suspected she’d want to start working again pretty soon as it would give her a break from motherly duties, and some much needed conversations with actual adults.

I’m trying to hold off though. I don’t want to get my hair cut till late August. I’m trying to shift my haircut schedule around a bit – aiming for cuts in late August, late December or early January, and early May.

I’m only trying to wait another five or six weeks. That’s not so bad in those terms.

Then again, that makes a work-related deadline seem wickedly close.

I just can’t win…..
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Okay guys, here’s a hot lesbian fisting gallery featuring two slutty babes fisting their pussy outside in the hot Mexican sun!!! Now, fisting isn’t really my idea of fun.. Maybe it’s because I’m so small… The idea of trying to stuff a fist in seems impossible. This Latina babe stuffs a fist in her pussy and looks like she has room for more! I’m not sure if that’s a good thing.. Wouldn’t fisting make her pussy loose and ‘less pleasant’ for the guy?

Anyways, here’s an interesting link about Mel Gibson and his ‘hate filled rants’… Apparently he was just dumped by his talent agency due to the release of these. It certainly makes me see him in a new light, and it’s quite unfortunate. I really enjoyed his Lethal Weapons series.. In fact, I like most of his movies!!

Oh well… This is about seasonally appropriate…

I’ve had a rather long run of seasonally inappropriate dessert choices. In the dead of winter, when snow is blowing icily around outside and I should be thinking about hunkering down under a blanket with a mug of hot chocolate and some warm, fresh-baked cookies, I instead choose ice cream. In the blazing heat of summer, when the temperature refuses to drop below 25 C at 9 PM and I should be thinking of frozen treats, I put on the kettle for hot chocolate and microwave some popcorn – to my credit, I’m not so completely bonkers that I actually consider turning the oven on for the warm cookies. Most of the time.

So it was a bit off pattern for me tonight when I thought to myself, Ice cream would really hit the spot for dessert tonight, and I actually followed through on it.

Maybe this is the beginning of a new pattern????

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Okay guys, Winston suggested that I post some Canada Day Patriotic porn…. Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to really find any!! I was hoping for a naked girl wrapped in a Canadian Flag… My quick search revealed nothing. The best I could do is a Canadian lesbian threesome featuring an amateur asian amongst others… It’s from Amateur Canada.. You might want to check AdultAccess.ca to access all the Canadian porn websites managed by these people!

Anyways… I enjoy the warmer weather summer brings – it’s nice to have a change of seasons, to have some time where the clothes you wore all winter can be tucked away out of sight and replaced with the things that you tucked away in the fall. It’s like getting a brand new wardrobe twice a year, without having to spend buckets of money and loads of time shopping.

The warmth of summer brings out my warm weather clothes, but it also makes me not want to cook. I mean, really not want to cook. When the sun heats my living space up, the last thing I want to do is turn on the oven, or stand in front of the stove. While part of me would love to just live off takeout for the duration of the summer, the part of me that thinks a bit more logically and responsibly tells me that this is not an appropriate meal plan.

I think the solution may be salads.

Big salads. With some focaccia bread on the side, with olive oil and balsamic vinaigrette for dipping. Last night I made up some quinoa and avocado salad – baby spinach, tomato, a wee bit of red onion, quinoa, and avocado, all tossed in a lemon and olive oil dressing. I had a biggish portion, with some bread on the side, and after the meal I felt satisfied – not wondering where my main course was. True, I have to run the stove to cook the quinoa for this, but I don’t have to stand there in the heat attending to it – unlike, say, a stir fry.

This could work. Granted, I can’t have the same salad everyday – I really like this salad, but having it everyday would probably foster a deep burning hatred for all that is wonderful about it – but the idea has merit. Toss a few actual cooked meals in here and there, when the glorious summer sun doesn’t suck out the few culinary inclinations I have, and I could have a very healthy caloric intake this summer.

Of course, I’ll still treat myself to takeout here and there. It’s all about balance, doncha know.

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Anyways, I found a convenient solution…

Some of you might get bored by this – so you can skip off to some free porn at girlsaresexy!! But for those of you who love brown sugar… (darn! I should have posted an ebony gallery…)
Yesterday, I made some tarte au sucre tarts. They bubbled over on me, so the resulting tarts are sort of ugly, but they’re tasty nonetheless. I make them pretty infrequently, and I know one time I managed to get half the batch to not bubble over. Darned if I can remember how that was achieved, though. For those out there who are saying Don’t fill the tart shells so full!, know that every time I make these I always end up with exactly 30 tarts, so it’s really not clear how I got that one half batch of non-overflowing tarts, with the other half not massively overflowing, using the same quantity of stuff.

Anyway, to make tarte au sucre, I need brown sugar. I keep brown sugar around, but since I use it so infrequently, it always goes rock hard. No matter how carefully I reseal the bag after removing some, no matter if I go through the effort of placing it in an airtight, vacuum-sealed container – I still end up with a solid block, because I use it so infrequently. Now, I know that an apple slice in the container overnight will loosen up your solidified brown sugar. Problem: I don’t ever buy apples. I like apples, but I never think to buy them just for eating – especially when berries are on sale, I’d much rather have a bowl of fresh berries with some yogurt and granola on top. So it seems like a whole lot of bother to go buy a single apple, just to have a slice to put in with my brown sugar.

I also know that there are clay discs a person can buy, soak in water, then toss in with the brown sugar to achieve the same goal. Again, because I use brown sugar so infrequently, I never think to duck into a cooking supplies store when I’m out and about and buy one of these discs.

So on Saturday, as I was pondering the notion of making tarte au sucre on Sunday, I remembered my brick of brown sugar, and pulled it out of the pantry. It was a somewhat pliable brick, but still far too firm to allow for easy measuring. I did a quick search on the web, and found the following pointer:

Place a slice of fresh bread in an airtight container with brown sugar overnight to soften.

Bread? Really? Well, I almost always have fresh bread on hand! So I pulled a slice out of the loaf, carefully separated a chunk of brown sugar off of my slightly flexible brick, and placed them both in a bowl, which I then covered in plastic wrap, and left it overnight.

Sunday morning? The bread felt a bit crispy, and the brown sugar was completely restored to its crumbly self. I understand how it worked, but I was still amazed at just how well it worked – there were absolutely no dry crunchy bits in the bowl! Better yet, there weren’t any wet gloppy bits either.

I’ll have to remember this one – for, like, ever.

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Anyways, crumbly…..

Watching TV tonight, I hunkered down with some cookies. I had a couple of Oreos – maybe three? And I had a single Pirate cookie.

Pirate cookies crumble a fair bit when I bite into them. I’m not sure why.

This is problematic and bothersome, though, because those crumbs always end up down my shirt, settling into odd and uncomfortable places. Like between me and my undergarments. Or they find their way even further down, and make a cozy new home in my bellybutton.

Which is why I only had a single Pirate cookie.

Because after spending a good minute with my hand down my shirt fishing out the first cookie, it was all the more maddening to have to do it all again when I had bite number two and more crumbs showered down my top.

Sigh.

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