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Ever since I moved out of my parents’ place, I’ve been a laptop person. Now, while the integrated touch pad is a useful pointing device when one is in transit, which happens not infrequently in my life, when I’m parked at home I like to have a real mouse. For one thing, if I have some fiddly bit of work to do, attempting to use the touch pad will leave me in a froth of frustration, and my work takes way longer to get through. For another, many of the point-and-click timewaster games I enjoy simply don’t work well on the touch pad – it takes too long to navigate the cursor to your next click.

So I have a wireless mouse. I’ve had it since, oh, 2005? It’s been around these parts, working faithfully, for quite some time. It runs off AA batteries, so whenever those die out, all I have to do is pop in some new ones and we’re good to go again.

Except, for the past week, things seem different. When I click, it doesn’t seem to always register. There have been a couple of incidents where I clicked, and for some reason two clicks registered – both times I was just playing a little timewaster game, so nothing critical happened in the grand scheme of things. Still my mouse’s performance has been somewhat spotty.

I’m wondering if it’s time for me to replace this mouse… I do like new stuff….
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Anyways… The sting of defeat…

A while back – in early to mid July – I bought some raffle tickets. The grand prize was a fully furnished new house. Who am I to deny myself the chance to win a house?

Now, I know the odds on these sorts of things are rather slim. I mean, you’ve got how many thousands of people buying multiple tickets? And there’s only one house to be given away? There’s just no way I would be lucky enough to win such an extravagant prize. That being said, it was one of those charity raffles, so at the time I told myself that, well, at the very least, I was donating money to a worthy cause.

Now, as I mentioned, even though I knew the odds were so very against me? The moment I dropped my little entry stubs in the box, I pictured myself winning the fantabulous prizes. Even though I hate moving with the burning heat of a thousand suns, I still pictured myself preparing my simple little meals in that gourmet kitchen, I fantasized about the massive ensuite bathroom, I imagined reclining on the comfy couch by the massive windows. I mentally inserted myself into that prize house, and got all cozy in there.

It’s now been just over a month, and I have yet to be contacted as the grand prize winner. I think that now it is safe to say that I did not win the house.

I happened upon my ticket stubs on the countertop today, realized that I needed to kiss all those lofty visions of myself goodbye, and unceremoniously threw them away.

And then consoled myself for my loss – because with all the daydreaming, it now truly felt like a loss, silly as that is – with a couple of my coveted Jelly Belly jelly beans.

You know, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down and all…

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Anyways… Decreased tolerance…
For a period of about two years, I only cut my hair once a year. Meaning my bangs would routinely grow to the point that they weren’t really bangs anymore.

I remember being okay throughout that growth process, but I’m wondering if I’ve mentally blocked something out, or if I’ve just gotten fussier recently, because right now? My bangs are driving me bonkers.

They’re too short to tuck behind my ear. They’re too long to wear as bangs proper. They look good if I sweep them off to the side, but they’re so long that they’re too heavy to just stay swept off – I move my head, and down they come, obstructing my view and tickling the side of my nose, making it itch like crazy.

I still want to put off my next haircut.

I need to do something about my bangs.

I’m pretty sure cutting them myself is not the appropriate solution – I’ve been known to cut them crookedly and horribly in the past.

Maybe it’s time to dig in my drawer and see if I have any old clips kicking about.

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Now, that brings to mind the question: If you could pick any 2 types of girls for a threesome, what type would you pick? Do you like variety? An Asian girl and a Blonde girl?? Or would you prefer something a little more homogeneous – 2 blondes or 2 asians for your threesome? My perfect MFF threesome would include a nice Californian blonde..

Anyways, hope springs eternal…

I have never ever won a lottery.

Now, to be perfectly honest, I don’t really play the lottery – I think I’ve bought maybe two cash lottery tickets in my lifetime, and I’ve purchased entries for other draws perhaps a handful of times. As they say, you can’t win if you don’t play, and certainly my results support that statement – I have a miserable track record with the lottery, countless jackpots have gone unclaimed by me because I didn’t have a ticket.

Not that the odds are good if you do buy your tickets. As I said, I’m not exactly a stranger to lotteries, and yet I’ve never won a darn thing. Knowing how poor the odds are doesn’t exactly encourage someone like me – you know, cheap budget-conscious – to part with my money in that sort of fashion. It really doesn’t sit well with the part of me that insists that if I must part with funds, I had darn well better get some tangible product or service in return.

I am, however, more likely to consider buying raffle tickets when they are part of fundraisers for charity, and when this happens, I always allow myself to daydream about how my life would be changed if I did win that fantabulous grand prize. Like the brand new fully furnished luxuriously appointed home. Or the brand new luxury car. Or the exotic vacation. Or the scads of cash. Even though I know it is highly unlikely that I will win squat all, I still picture myself winning it all.

I think there are two appropriate terms for this. One is hopeful. The other is delusional. Perhaps obviously, I like the former a whole lot more.

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Anyways, delaying gratification…

The glow of being able to tie my hair up again has worn off. I’m back to thinking that my hair is a shapeless mess of a shag that is in desperate need of a pretty serious trim. It probably doesn’t help matters that I received a text from my stylist a couple of weeks ago indicating that she is once again seeing clients – she took some time off as maternity leave, but apparently feels up to adding some work back into her days. Though when we last talked back in February, she suspected she’d want to start working again pretty soon as it would give her a break from motherly duties, and some much needed conversations with actual adults.

I’m trying to hold off though. I don’t want to get my hair cut till late August. I’m trying to shift my haircut schedule around a bit – aiming for cuts in late August, late December or early January, and early May.

I’m only trying to wait another five or six weeks. That’s not so bad in those terms.

Then again, that makes a work-related deadline seem wickedly close.

I just can’t win…..
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Anyways, I need some photography experts to help me out…. I’m thinking of buying a new camera… A Canon T2I….. I’ve been told that lenses are very important.

I don’t like wasting money.

People are throwing around terms like ‘crop body’, and confusing the heck out of me! I know that the best lens I can get is a 70-200mm “L” series. Other than the fact that it’s $2600, it means nothing to me…
What does 70mm mean?? Can I use it as an everyday general purpose lens? I’m assuming 200mm means it’s a good zoom.

In place of $2600, I’m thinking I want to get a 50mm 1.4 lens, and an 18-135mm lens. It will still cost me $1000….. Are there any photography pros that can advise me for/against my choice?

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Okay guys, here’s one of the galleries I grabbed a long time ago… It stars three hot Asians fucking a lucky man. One of the Asians is blond, one of the hardcore Asians is heavily Tattooed, and one of the Asians is just right… Okay, so it’s not the story of goldilocks – but it is a porn gallery from Fuck Team Five – which usually features a couple of girls running around trying to seduce and have sex with guys on the street. Normal, everyday, non-porn actors…

Anyways…. The Piglet complex….
I have never ever been horseback riding.

In the not-too-distant past, horses were a major means of transportation. Young girls dream of horses – I’m not sure why this is, but pretty well every girl has had some soft-focus vision of herself trotting daintily through a flower-filled meadow atop either a pony or a horse. Maybe there are flowers woven into the horse’s mane, or adorning the bridle and reins. Or maybe it’s some phallic power thing… ‘beast between the legs’…

I admit, I’m no stranger to these sorts of daydreams, and I rather think I’d like to try horseback riding, just once. I feel I might rather enjoy it, being up so high, able to travel much greater distances than I could on foot with significantly more ease.

Probably, though, if I were to get that close to a horse in real life, I’d be out of my mind with fear.

Because horses are rather large animals.

And standing next to a fully-grown horse, I would feel rather small. And rather unsafe.

I mean, what if that horse decides I look like a rather tasty snack?
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Just in case you don’t know, Ménage à trois is french for Threesome… Since this is a French porn gallery from Explicite Art, I figured that I could take the time to get the right accents on Ménage à trois!!! I posted this gallery because of the look of bliss and happiness on Aline’s face. It’s a great gallery!!

Anyways… Odd hours….

For as long as I can remember, I’ve been a night owl. I’d stay up super late, sometimes doing homework, other times just tinkering on something, or reading a book, and then I’d sleep in – provided, of course, that I didn’t need to get up early for school the next day. Having to get up for school didn’t encourage me to go to bed before midnight, but it would keep me from staying up past 3 or 4 AM.

I used to be able to get by on much less sleep. Now, it messes me up. Not in the sense that I’m grouchy and tired all day, though. It messes with my sleep patterns.

Falling asleep is almost never the issue. It’s sleeping through the night. I’ve been waking up partway through the night on an annoyingly regular basis for a while now. I’ve blinked into consciousness at all sorts of strange hours, when I’ve attempted to go to bed at a reasonable hour so I’m not trying to function on three or four hours’ sleep. It is incredibly frustrating to be awake before you want to be awake, and then be unable to get back to sleep.

What’s worse, I’ve begun to suspect that an erratic sleep pattern may be the cause. My bedtime is subject to some variability, based on my whims and what my scheduled obligations will tolerate. Meaning one day, I might have to wake up at 6:30 AM to get to work by 8 AM, and the next day I’ll allow myself to sleep in till noon. I think I’ve been erratic enough that my body has become thoroughly confused about when it should be sleepy, and when it should be awake.

I remember, a while back, a friend of mine was jetlagged from some major travel – she found herself staying up until the wee hours of the morning and then wanting to sleep until mid afternoon. I remember her saying she needed to shock her system back into an appropriate cycle by staying up until the next appropriate sleep cycle should start. So she’d get up at her usual mid to late afternoon time, then just stay awake until her desired bedtime of the following day. I honestly don’t remember if she actually did it. But I’m sitting here thinking the idea might have some merit.

Or maybe I just don’t want to go to bed yet….

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Anyways…. Braaaaaains….

A while back, several months ago now, I think, I happened to be browsing through the App Store on my iPhone and noticed a game called Zombie Farm, and it was available for free. I no longer remember if it was a limited time free download offer – though I suspect it was. In any event, since I am oddly partial to these farmy type games, I went ahead and downloaded it onto the phone.

And then proceeded to completely forget about it.

Last week, I happened to be waiting and browsing through my phone’s collection, and saw the little icon, and decided to give it a whirl.

It charmed me right from the moment gameplay began.

The premise: you are a surprisingly normal-looking farmer responsible for an empty plot of land, and you make use of your talents to grow zombies. It’s never made clear what sort of seeds one must plant to grow zombies, but there are several different types that can be sown. You start with just basic zombies, and unlock more types as your character gains sufficient experience. You also need to grow vegetables, as these crops will earn you money, which is then used to grow more zombies. Money can also be used to grow more vegetable crops – after all, everything costs money – and buying trees and other decorations to raise the life force level on your farm. If your life force runs too low, you run the risk of harvesting lifeless zombies, which I assume are useless – I haven’t actually had the misfortune of getting one yet. As you advance in the game and unlock stuff, you can also unlock and then purchase mutations – plant a zombie next to a specific type of vegetable, and you may harvest a mutated zombie that has absorbed some property from the adjacent vegetable. So far I’ve gotten zombies with turnip arms, and zombies with tomato heads.

The goal: I think you’re supposed to take over the world with your zombies. Once you’ve grown a minimum of eight (maximum of 16), you can send your zombies to invade a neighbouring farm. Additional farms are unlocked with experience – I can only invade poor Old McDonnell’s farm over and over again. The invasion itself is a sort of mini-game, as you have to direct your zombies to attack – they get distracted by rather non-zombie-like thoughts of sunshine, cupcakes, music, and rainbows. Successful invasions earn you money, and you may also be awarded a brain. Brains can be used to buy stuff for your farm. I’ve earned two brains so far, and have yet to spend either of them. Zombies also feed at invasions – you don’t really need to worry about them getting hungry, since they won’t die, since they’re zombies, but if they happen to be hungry when you go to invade, they’ll be a bit more enthusiastic about attacking.

My favourite part of the game? If you tap on a zombie, he says Brain in a clipped little chipmunky voice! Different types of zombies have different voices too. The girl zombie sounds younger and higher, the garden gnome zombie also has a higher pitched voice, though still male-sounding, the headless zombie says nothing. I grew some big bruiser-type zombies – I think they were called Bumpkin Zombies? These guys say Brain in a drawn out, ominous growl-whisper that I don’t like so much. I don’t think I’ll be growing anymore of those guys.

I never really thought I’d ever say, I need to harvest my zombies! And yet, I’ve been saying it a lot the past couple of weeks.

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Anyways… So much for that plan…

It occurred to me that I haven’t poked around for news on the release of the super exciting Microsoft Courier device that I’ve been looking forward to.

A quick Google search, however, reveals some now-old news that is not uplifting: the device has been shelved, with no plans for production at this time.

Well, bah, says I. So much for adding that new toy to my collection.

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