Kaori`s XXX Blog!!

Click the pic for a hot porn gallery of a blonde teen hitchiking!

Okay guys, can you guess what made me post this gallery? I love the artistic preview photo… Her blonde hair blowing in the wind.. Hitchhiking on the side of a road near a hay field… It’s a pretty sexy interracial gallery…

Anyways, the sweet tooth wins…

After reflecting upon and then blogging about the considerable stash of sweet tooth approved things that I’ve got on hand, what did I do today?

I made a batch of cheater cupcakes.

I could rationalize it for you – I had some eggs that I needed to use up, and I haven’t had cupcakes in a while, and someone mentioned some fancy pants specialty cupcakes from a hoity-toity boutique that got me in a cupcakey frame of mind.

Bottom line is, instead of doing real work I’m squandering my time making sweets that are completely unnecessary.

Don’t you judge me – it’s brain food!

Enjoy the hot blonde interracial gallery here!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of sexy lesbians anal-fingering!

okay guys, this is one of the nastier lesbian galleries I’ve posted. Not nasty in a bad way. We’re not talking about ‘The Minion‘ or something. One of these hot lesbians has no qualms about sticking fingers up her ass… I’m sure the full gallery probably has her stretching both holes open with large dildos!! It’s from 1by-day… Lots of lube, and lots of hardcore!!

Anyways…. Grippy…

For, well, a few years now, I’ve been using dental floss that is microtextured, for superior cleaning. It’s my dentist’s fault – he gave me a little sample to try after one visit, and I got hooked on it. The floss is treated with something that gives off a minty burst sensation between your teeth. They call it a ‘clean burst sensation’. I remember reading the packaging and wondering how beneficial the burst and the microtexture actually were. I like the stuff, though, so I kept buying it.

Recently, I found another floss sample in my bathroom cupboard, and decided that to not use it would be wasteful, so I put it on the countertop with the intent of using it up, then returning to my usual stuff. And like a good girl, I have been using it for about a week now. It’s okay floss. It’s not minty – there’s no burst, but the burst must not be addictive or anything, because I’m not having any withdrawal pangs or anything.

I have noticed, however, that I have a much harder time hanging on to this floss. I’ll dispense a length, wrap it around my fingers, and right away I can feel it slipping and sliding around against my skin. The first couple of nights, I couldn’t figure out why I’d suddenly become so floss clumsy. Then it hit me – this stuff isn’t microtextured. I need that microtexture to maintain a good grip.

There’s no turning back now. Costco needs to start selling it so I can buy in bulk!!!

Enjoy the lesbians with super wet pussies here!

Click the pic for a hot gallery featuring a black skinned girl getting fucked by a big, black dick!

Okay guys, since some of you didn’t catch on to my ‘Nigerian Scam’ comment in regards to buying bags off ebay, I figured I’d post some ebony porn!! Hope you enjoy it!!!

Anyways, the perception of age is a funny thing. Or, well, maybe it’s just me and my inability to accurately associate the passage of time with increases in age.

I have several cousins who are quite a bit younger than I am, and I remember a world that existed before they did, and I remember them as tiny infants being welcomed into the big wide world. For some reason, they remain frozen in my mind as wee ones – not infants, but small toddlers. Because they don’t age in my mind, I end up being ridiculously surprised when they hit certain developmental milestones. Nothing struck me as unusual with things like sitting up, learning to walk, and uttering the first words. Not even using full sentences and being able to tell stories seemed odd. But I can’t seem to wrap my head around the concept that they’re not four years old anymore, and I end up saying things that make it look like I think they are very, very dumb.

Once, I was visiting one of my aunts, and was on the phone with a friend and needed to give her my aunt’s phone number so that she could call me back later. I was in the computer room where my cousin, who was about seven at the time, was playing, and he overheard me saying to my friend that I needed to go ask my aunt for the phone number, and he promptly gave it to me. At which point, I looked at him for a split second, then asked, “Are you sure?” He looked at me like I was nuts, and said, “Yeah, I’m pretty sure.” and went back to his game. At which point, I, thinking that it would be easy for a four year old to mix up a phone number, went off to find my aunt to double check the number. As I told my friend on the phone what I was doing, she asked me, “How old is he again? Isn’t he like seven? I’m pretty sure he knows his phone number.”

Another time, one of my uncles was visiting my parents with his two kids, and the older one came over to see what I was looking at – I was seated at the kitchen table reading something, I think it might have been a flier advertising a sale. My cousin would have been about six then, and he said hello, and scanned the flier, and then read out something – I no longer remember what, but I do remember being supremely shocked that he had been able to read the words on the page, because three year olds just don’t read yet. I turned to him, all wide eyed, and exclaimed, “You can read?” He looked at me a bit funny, and said, “Yeah.” As he ran off to play, I turned to his mother and said, ever so intelligently, “He can read?” She laughed and said, “Well, yeah, he’s been reading for a while now. He is six, you know.”

Anyways, enjoy the black girl porn!

Click the pic for the free breastjob/titjob gallery from Private.Com!

What’s it called when a girl uses her breasts to bring a guy off?? Handjob = hand, blowjob = mouth, ??? = breasts? Anyways, whever it’s called, I hope you enjoy the gallery!

For the past while, I’ve been waking up completely exhausted every day. It doesn’t matter how much sleep I get. The past few nights haven’t been great, in terms of hours of sleep, but they haven’t been horrific either.. I’ve been getting somewhere between six and seven hours each night. Before that, I was still in holiday mode, and I was getting at least nine hours a night.
I shouldn’t be feeling particularly fatigued. And yet, dragging my eyes open and hauling myself out of bed was unbelievably hard to do.

Today, though, I think I figured out why I don’t wake up feeling rested! I’ve been having unusually active dreams. They’ve been involving lots of running and hiding, and last night’s even involved a little Alias-style espionage, with dead drops and time-sensitive access codes, and some bullet-dodging and return fire. I had to shoot Patrick Bauchau to make my escape, and Lena Olin was helping me. Later on, I saw Patrick Bauchau again, but he was uninjured, and he wasn’t at all upset that I had previously pumped him full of lead!

I wasn’t wearing a neat wig however…

Anyway. I’m going to whip up a batch of cheater cookies, only because there are three eggs in the fridge that are best by today, so I’ll feel less badly about throwing away two than I will three.
I also have to run out the door to a hair appointment – at a new salon! I got my hands on a couple of new client VIP passes. We’ll see what a fresh set of eyes decides to do with my hair, which admittedly is in need of a trim! ^_^

I hope I have a nice, slow, boring dream tonight. I can’t take much more of this waking-up-tired routine. T-T

Enjoy the Private.Com gallery!! And enjoy the rest of your weekends! ^_^

Here’s a GREAT youtube video for you! – Masturbation talk!

Click the pic for a free gallery of a young blonde teen having anal sex…
*edit* Her name is Misty Mild. You can find her movie list page here

I think I need to add a category entitled ‘Super Hot’, and add this girl to it!
Not only is this teen hot, she’s DIRTY!

Anyways, I’m getting excited – I’m getting ready to go on a ski vacation in Banff! I’ll be leaving in just a few days to go hit the powdery slopes at Sunshine, Lake Louise, and some of the other wonderful mountains!!!

To all you east coast natives, I’m sorry – but there’s no real good skiing on this side of the continent.
I’ve tried Tremblant – it’s very picturesque, but the snow *sucks*… Icy, windblown…. blech!
I’ve tried Jay Peak in Vermont, which incidentally has terrific rates for Canadians…. (Used to be better when the exchange rate was stronger), and although it has better snow and less crowds than Tremblant, it’s still not very good!

Now, if only I was a better skier…. ^_^

Enjoy the hot babe from private.com!!

Click the pic to see this girl take four cocks in a big groupsex orgy!

As much as I hate being up late/early writing, being able to see the sunrise from my apartment, the sun playing shadows slowly out over the buildings in the neighborhood, the slow lightening of everything, is really a very calming experience, and one that I could do with more often if it didn’t involve being awake at 6 AM.

Yes, I am sometimes nocturnal…..

Anyways, they’re currently debating the renaming of one of our streets..
The proposal is to rename Park Ave. /Ave. Du Parc to Ave. Robert Bourassa. How awful is that??

Anyways, sorry my posts have been less than loquacious – I’ve been working on my paper for far too long this week!!!!

Enjoy the groupsex from Private.Com!! I need to hit the sack!

Click the pic for some nice and explicit Liz Vicious galleries!

Did you know that Liz Vicious just did a set involving herself, Raven Riley, and a third girl? It’s a pretty hot set!

Anyways, guess what? ^_^

My yarn arrived! ^_^

Wonderful chenille washcloth, here I come! I’ve already started making it, but had to restart when I noticed that I was knitting it too tight… It was starting to curl.

I also bought myself a new computer today! Found one on sale for $500, and since my current computer is on the fritz, I figured it was a good time to buy something new!!! I hope that it qualifies for Windows Vista, because that looks pretty cool!

Now I don’t know how I’ll get ANY work done – between my knitting, maplestory, and whatever other things I find to procrastinate, it’s going to be tough to stay motivated!!!

Enjoy the Liz Vicious gallery!

Click the picture for a hardcore bondage gallery from Private.Com

Brak’s comment about Guantanamo Bay got me thinking.. It’s time to post some prisoner porn galleries! Of course, it’s not hard to find on Private.Com, since they specialize in fetish photography…
Hope you enjoy the Benwa ball pictures ^_^

Remember how, oh, about two weeks ago, I ordered some lovely cotton chenille yarn from an online store so that I could make myself a new washcloth?

It still isn’t here!

I thought for sure it would be here by now! And I’d be lathering up with a wonderful new goodie! T-T

Well, I’ll keep my fingers crossed for next week. I guess. T-T

In other news, with the approach of winter, and the super drying effects of colder air and indoor heaters kicking in, I realized that my current body cream is no longer an adequate moisturizer. After every shower, I dutifully spread this stuff over every bit of skin on me – okay, fine, almost every bit – and in the spring, summer, and autumn, it’s great. The bonus kicker is they have a huge scent bar, which is the selection of scents you can have put in your product. So far I’ve tried the Body Souffle in Cinnamon Chocolate Swirl (meh), Frosted Marble Cake (okay), Peppermint Patty (awesome!), Cupcake Batter (wonderful!), and Pink & Black (fantabulous!). They have at least 100 scents to choose from, so you’re sure to find something that appeals to you. ^_^ But, over the summer they reworked their product line (and streamlined their scent bar – there used to be over 600 scents!), and the Hula Girl Body Souffle is no longer available. So my girly dilemma is, I need a more powerful wintertime moisturizer, and I need to look for a new moisturizer for the other seasons.

Yesterday, I happened to be near a Bay store, where they have Origins counters. I’m a big time Origins fan. ^_^ I believe their chemists do fine work, though I’m sure their marketers are even better at their jobs. ^_^ Anyhoo, I had a browse around, and ended up purchasing a tub of their Cocoa Therapy Body Butter. Normally, I don’t like body butters – though they’re amazingly good moisturizers, they tend to be so thick that putting them on is so unpleasant you’d rather just dry up and blow away. But the bit I tried on the backs of my hands spread so easily! So this might be my new wintertime moisturizer. ^_^ We’ll see how it works out. ^_^

Oh, and I almost forgot about the bonus kicker – it’s made with cocoa, so it smells like Tootsie Roll! ^_^

Do you prefer your girls to smell like chocolate, fruit, or vanilla? ^_^

Anyways, enjoy the prisoner/bondage gallery with ben-wa balls!

Click the pic for the free Shelby Bell gallery!

Shelby Bell is a fellow girl from Montreal who sports an extremely well used pussy! I think her very first appearance in film featured three to five guys in a big gangbang, and ever since, almost every gallery features double penetration and group sex!
That being said, she’s gorgeous, alluring, and incredibly sexy…

So, for you fellow Montrealers, enjoy her! It’s from Private.Com

In the meantime, I NEED to get to bed… I’ve been so lethargic recently, and I’m not sure why!
My creativity is definitely suffering

Enjoy the porn!

Click the picture for the nastiest asian pornstar you’ll ever see – From Private.com

Katsumi, a french/vietnamese pornstar really made a name for herself over the years – she does the hardest, nastiest porn seen on the screen…
Personally, I find her attitude attractive, her body decent, but her face marginal. At least sometimes – sometimes she’s really hot!….
Katsumi is definitely a girl of many looks, as you can tell in the last picture of the gallery, where she looks a lot like Christina Aquilera.

Last night, I went to dinner with some friends to a Vietnamese restaurant. In the little entryway area, they have some of those little vending machines where you stick in a coin, turn the knob, and out pops your goodie. Usually the goodies are just junk, but I discovered quite some time ago that there are goody machines like these that pop out little Winnie the Pooh danglies. They’re itty bitty Winnie the Pooh figurines in rubbery costumes, and if you so desired, you could remove the costume. ^_^ Very cute.

So, after several months, I finally decided that I wanted some. I got my first one several months ago – Pooh in a cat costume – at a Chinese restaurant. I got two more on our trip to Victoria, at the Tsawassen ferry port – Pooh in a clownfish costume, and Pooh in a starfish costume. Last night at the Vietnamese restaurant, I got myself two more – Pooh in a Piglet costume, and Eeyore (!!) in a Tigger costume. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

They are all dangling off of the zipper pull on my wallet.

Each of these danglies cost me $2, so in total so far I’ve spent $10 on danglies.

Anyways, in the spirit of my Vietnamese dinner in Montreal, enjoy Vietnamese/French porn! Click Katsumi to see more!

Or read more about her at Katsumi’s wikipedia link..

Katsumi (born April 9, 1979 in Paris, France) is a porn star of French/Vietnamese extraction who’s known for her anal sex scenes and renowned for her ability to deepthroat as well as handle large penises.