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Okay guys, here’s an interesting nude picture gallery featuring a model with donut like tattoos around her nipples.. The discord between her tattooed breasts and her soft Victorian corseted dress is interesting – however, the tattoos themselves are really what makes this gallery stand out. Just like pussy tattoos – there are some areas I think you should keep pure!!! A set of rings through her nipples would be okay – but permanently having spikes tattooed around her nipples isn’t my thing…. Still, neat breast tattoo pictures!

Anyways, speaking of donuts – I finally gave in to my cravings, and hauled myself out to get Krispy Kreme today.

They are every bit as wonderful in real life as I imagine they are in my head.

I’m not sure what it is they’ve done to their original glazed donuts to make them so unique and delicious. Their fancy donuts are good too, though realistically, fancy donuts from Tim Horton’s are not significantly different, in my opinion.

The original glazed Krispy Kremes, however, are heads and shoulders above all honey glazed donuts I’ve had. They’re. Just. Better.

It makes me semi-seriously wonder if they’ve slipped some addictive additive into the recipe.

I bought two dozen donuts today. They dangled a $1 off the second dozen offer in front of my face, and frankly, I was hungry.

The next few days are going to be rather, er, donutty.

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Okay guys, this well muscled black female model is named Cedez Jonez. She’s an ebony XXX body builder from Toronto. In actiongirls, she plays the role of an ebony Mercenary… So any of you looking for non-anime Mercenary Porn, here you go!

Anyways.. A laughing place…

If you’ve ever been on Splash Mountain in Disney World, you’d know that the storyline of the ride involves Brer Rabbit trying to go to his laughing place.

What’s a laughing place? I would imagine it’s a place where everything is lighthearted and fun, full of carefree whimsy and laughter. Lots and lots of laughter. Small giggles that build up into full out hysterics that can last for, well, an embarrassingly long time.

Now, you might not guess it from seeing me as I’m reading comics, or a funny chunk of text, or watching a comedic movie or TV show. I don’t tend to laugh out loud at those things, unless they truly are devastatingly funny. When I was a wee one, I was reading the comics and laughing uproariously, and the noise was disrupting one of my parents – I no longer remember which one. Parent asked me what all the commotion was about. I replied that I was reading the comics. Parent informed me that I did not need to laugh so loudly. I informed parent of the humourous nature of my reading material. Parent informed me it is possible for one to laugh inside one’s head, so as not to disturb those around me. So now, much of the time, I do.

When in conversation, though, it’s, um, remarkably easy to set me off on a giggling snit that may persist into the sort of laughing fit that kind of resembles a seizure.

Frequenting your laughing place is healthy, right? I wonder if Brer Rabbit’s was really an hallucinogenic herb patch?

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Click the picture for another hot Black Lesbian gallery!

Okay guys, time for another Ebony lesbian gallery… They both have sexy shaved black pussies. The one girl looks ‘gangsta’… She’s dressed in white, has giant lips, and a bit of a gap in her teeth. The last time I posted ‘ebony lesbians’, the XXX gallery went over well, and Pat wanted to find the ‘hottest black girl porn’. Unfortunately, the really hot ebony teen I was thinking of seemed to have removed herself from the Internet… I can’t find her website anymore!!
If you’re not a fan of these gangster lesbians, here’s another black teen you might like – Minnie St. Claire!

Anyways, crumbly…..

Watching TV tonight, I hunkered down with some cookies. I had a couple of Oreos – maybe three? And I had a single Pirate cookie.

Pirate cookies crumble a fair bit when I bite into them. I’m not sure why.

This is problematic and bothersome, though, because those crumbs always end up down my shirt, settling into odd and uncomfortable places. Like between me and my undergarments. Or they find their way even further down, and make a cozy new home in my bellybutton.

Which is why I only had a single Pirate cookie.

Because after spending a good minute with my hand down my shirt fishing out the first cookie, it was all the more maddening to have to do it all again when I had bite number two and more crumbs showered down my top.

Sigh.

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Anyways, I’ve been watching someone else play Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune on the PS3 recently. It’s a pretty fun game to be spectator to – but then again, I like being a video game spectator. I like to ‘help’ – I’ll holler out when I see things that might be important, and I lend my brainpower to puzzles that must be solved in order to proceed. Not that my help is necessary, but I think it’s generally appreciated – I’ve never been told to stop. Plus I get the fun of playing the game without any of the button-mashing related stress associated with playing – I never have to worry about accidentally hitting the wrong button, or not moving the joystick fast enough to aim at the right guy in time.

At any rate, most of the game is about hunting for treasure, sort of. You’re trying to track your way through an abandoned city, the main storyline involves several individuals all looking for El Dorado, and along the way you need to keep your eyes peeled for lesser treasures – little trinkets that glimmer in the sun to catch your attention. Collecting these earns you side trophies in the game.

All this treasure hunting got me wondering how good at it I’d be in real life. I like puzzles. I like the idea of secret passageways and vaults, and following a trail of clues that need to be deciphered using whatever cleverness and wits I possess.

At the end of the day, though, I think I’d probably be a pretty big failure as a treasure hunter, because I wouldn’t actually have the guts to go out looking for it. These hidden tombs and chambers are all creepy, creepy places, full of harmless but still frightening creepy crawlies at best, and foul-smelling mystery substances and not-so-harmless creepy crawlies at worst. You get dirty and smelly, plus there’s the element of risk in scrabbling about over ancient structures that predate even the shakiest set of building codes. You need to be sharp, with fantastic reflexes, so you don’t get caught in ancient booby traps. I’d probably end up dead pretty fast – either death by booby trap, death by fall in unseen crevasse, death by fall from unsafe bridge, or death by fright upon being greeted by something icky.

The idea of ancient artifacts and exotic locales is appealing. But I’d far prefer that everything be cleaned and de-dangered before I start traipsing through. Maybe camera friendly, with flush toilets…

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of sexy ebony teens partying in a dorm room!

Okay guys, here’s a dorm room sex picture and movie gallery featuring hot ebony teens getting drunk, and posing nude in their dorm! It’s not often you see a gallery depicting drunk black teens – so I hope you enjoy today’s daredorm update! The same guys do moneytalks, and I believe it’s part of the same “pay one price” network!!!

Anyways, so much for good intentions….

Last year, I did a bit of a frantic scramble when the RRSP contribution deadline rolled around. Meaning, I left making my contribution until the very very last day possible, counting on being able to do it smoothly and quickly online. Then, I logged into my online banking system, and realized that because I had made a change to my account during the year, I would have to phone in and speak to a representative. On the last day where RRSP contributions for the 2008 tax year could be made.

Well. It got done. I sat on hold for a very, very long time, and you might remember my frustration upon realizing that my cordless phone’s battery had died – the hold music had been cutting in and out, and I put the line on speaker phone so I could do other things while I waited, and thus didn’t notice when the line just went completely dead. In any event, eventually it was all done, and I breathed a sigh of relief, followed by a solemn promise to myself – I would not go through this again. For the 2009 tax year, I would sort out my contributions early, and get them done early.

How’s that working out, you might ask?

Well.

Today is February 25.

I have yet to make my 2009 year’s contributions.

Everything’s all set up now – I should be able to do it all online, quickly and painlessly, right???

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Click the pic for a hot gallery featuring a black skinned girl getting fucked by a big, black dick!

Okay guys, since some of you didn’t catch on to my ‘Nigerian Scam’ comment in regards to buying bags off ebay, I figured I’d post some ebony porn!! Hope you enjoy it!!!

Anyways, the perception of age is a funny thing. Or, well, maybe it’s just me and my inability to accurately associate the passage of time with increases in age.

I have several cousins who are quite a bit younger than I am, and I remember a world that existed before they did, and I remember them as tiny infants being welcomed into the big wide world. For some reason, they remain frozen in my mind as wee ones – not infants, but small toddlers. Because they don’t age in my mind, I end up being ridiculously surprised when they hit certain developmental milestones. Nothing struck me as unusual with things like sitting up, learning to walk, and uttering the first words. Not even using full sentences and being able to tell stories seemed odd. But I can’t seem to wrap my head around the concept that they’re not four years old anymore, and I end up saying things that make it look like I think they are very, very dumb.

Once, I was visiting one of my aunts, and was on the phone with a friend and needed to give her my aunt’s phone number so that she could call me back later. I was in the computer room where my cousin, who was about seven at the time, was playing, and he overheard me saying to my friend that I needed to go ask my aunt for the phone number, and he promptly gave it to me. At which point, I looked at him for a split second, then asked, “Are you sure?” He looked at me like I was nuts, and said, “Yeah, I’m pretty sure.” and went back to his game. At which point, I, thinking that it would be easy for a four year old to mix up a phone number, went off to find my aunt to double check the number. As I told my friend on the phone what I was doing, she asked me, “How old is he again? Isn’t he like seven? I’m pretty sure he knows his phone number.”

Another time, one of my uncles was visiting my parents with his two kids, and the older one came over to see what I was looking at – I was seated at the kitchen table reading something, I think it might have been a flier advertising a sale. My cousin would have been about six then, and he said hello, and scanned the flier, and then read out something – I no longer remember what, but I do remember being supremely shocked that he had been able to read the words on the page, because three year olds just don’t read yet. I turned to him, all wide eyed, and exclaimed, “You can read?” He looked at me a bit funny, and said, “Yeah.” As he ran off to play, I turned to his mother and said, ever so intelligently, “He can read?” She laughed and said, “Well, yeah, he’s been reading for a while now. He is six, you know.”

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy black babe fucking a sexy black dude!

Okay, so the black guy may not be too sexy… In fact, he’s kind of dorky, and the only thing he really has going for him is his huge cock! But she’s definitely a hot, ebony babe!!! And this black female hardcore is a nice change from the usual blonde teens I post!!!!
I’ve posted this girl before in this ‘half-asian, half-black‘, and apparently she’s not half-asian (as per the comments ^_^)…
Eitherway, it’s from monsters of cock..

Anyways, in the past few days I’ve managed to break my blog significantly 3 or 4 times.

I’ve corrupted the database, I’ve broken the theme, I’ve screwed up some plugins…. It hasn’t been good! In an attempt to avoid real work, I decided to start upgrading the blog. I upgraded to the new wordpress – *boom*…

I’m upgraded the theme…. BLUE??? WHY IS IT BLUE??? And then I managed to lose my columns, and defaults…

Then came a new plugin to replace an old antispam one – et voila, it does not work with my version of PHP, and brought the whole blog down….

I think I’ll leave it alone now….

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Okay guys – time for another hardcore gallery starring a half black, half asian girl.. (blackasian??) getting banged!! This gallery is from the same guys who bring you bangbus and more… it’s from Ballhoneys!!

Anyways, one of the dangerous things about a trip to Costco is their junk food aisle. They conveniently place it right near the tills, so you are guaranteed to wander past it, regardless of what you’re there to buy. I suppose it’s like the strategy employed by grocery stores – they put the individual candy bars and packets of gum right up where the registers are, in the hopes that you’ll make a last minute splurge on a Kit Kat. They also put the tabloids there, and though I’ve never bought them, I must admit that I do scan the headlines while I wait my turn in line. I don’t actually pick them up to thumb through them – I just read what I can see. ^_^

Anyway, the dangerous thing about the Costco junk aisle is their gummy collection. Sure, they have an impressive selection of chocolates and things too, but the gummies are particularly dangerous, because they’re much cheaper. You could wander by, and think to yourself, gosh, I sure could use a box of Coffee Crisps. Then, you look at the price, which is roundabout $20. This may make you reconsider your need for a big box of Coffee Crisps. With gummies, you wander by, and think to yourself, gosh, I sure could use a box of sour cherry Cola bottles. Then, you look at the price, which is roundabout $6. Compared to the $20 box of Coffee Crisps, the gummies seem like a bargain! So you get them.

And then you have gummies in your home, ready and available for you to munch on whenever the mood strikes.

And then, if you’re like me, after a few trips you amass quite the collection of gummies. ^_^ My home is a diabetic’s nightmare. ^_^

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of an ebony babe getting fucked hard!

Okay, so this black pornstar isn’t exactly ‘African Porn’, which I get a fair number of google hits for….. And I know a lot of you are fans of ebony babes, so I hope this gallery makes you ‘happy’ ^_^ I guess it might be fairer to call Courtney Foxxx an ‘Ebony Goddess’…. the gallery is from Ballhoneys..

Anyways, I’m not sure why, but it seems like I’m always getting little mysterious cuts and bruises, with no recollection of when or how the injury was sustained. I’ll wake up and go Hm, where’d that little dark spot on my leg come from? or I’ll be doing something and suddenly feel a sharp sting on my hand, take a closer look, and realize there’s a little paper cut there, at which point I’ll wonder how long that’s been there because whatever I’m doing at the time when I notice, I’m nowhere near any paper.

Maybe, though, this is a phase I’ve been stuck in for several years now that is passing. As of this moment, I know where all my owies came from. That tender spot on the palm of my right hand where my ring finger connects is from vacuuming this morning. The stingy little cut on the knuckle of my right thumb was sustained while breaking down boxes for recycling a couple of days ago – I thought I stopped the motion in time to avoid getting a cardboard cut, but I was wrong…. 0_o

Or maybe I know the source of these owies because the sore spot is a recurring vacuum-related thing, and the pain of the cardboard cut registered at the moment it was sustained. Mystery ouchies, then, might be the result of moments of complete inattention. X_x

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Okay guys – time for another interracial gallery, only this time, it’s a reverse interracial gallery!!!

Anyways, I’m not sure how convinced I am of the power of hypnosis.

I saw a couple of hypnotism shows tonight. The hypnotist called a dozen or so people up to the stage each time, and talked them into a deep relaxed sleep state. The ones who didn’t fall into this state were quickly dismissed from the stage. Then the remaining volunteers were then put to a number of entertaining-to-watch tasks, such as huddling together against imaginary cold, or sobbing as they watched the saddest nonexistent movie ever. One of the shows was an “R-rated” show, so the volunteers were given suggestions that involved the men stripping off their shirts, as well as rubbing up each other….

I guess an X-rated show would have been better, but the orgasm thumb was still pretty good!!! I talked to a few of the participants afterwards, and it seemed like they were really hypnotized…. hummmm….

Anyways, tomorrow I reach Aculpulco!! Should be fun!!! Look for another update tomorrow night!!!!!!

in the meantime, enjoy this hot reverse interracial porn gallery from Ballhoneys – the same guys who do Brandi Belle!!