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Anyways, who wears short shorts?

Not me. Well, not very often, at any rate. This is Canada, after all – shorts wearing season is lamentably, well, short.

So it is perhaps not surprising that the last time I bought new shorts was, well. A very long time ago. Several years. I had one pair in black, and one pair in khaki. They’ve held up decently over the years, but they are clearly not recent acquisitions. For starters, the black pair has faded in the wash, and they’re a sort of bizarre murky dark blue now. The khaki ones have not done weird things colour-wise, but one of the back pockets has lost a button – I was getting into the car one day and saw a button on the seat, picked it up, took it in the house, and figured out where it came from about two months later. In my defense, I didn’t think about it for very long, or all that carefully.

I’d be okay being mostly shortless, except that there is a shorts wearing season, even if it is not that long, and I’ve also developed a taste for taking vacations in warmer climates, where the shorts wearing season is, um, longer. And the thought of wearing those old beat up looking ones makes me cringe.

So I’ve gone ahead and ordered some new ones. Don’t look at me like that – Victoria’s Secret has a sale on, so they were only $20 USD each pair. I got two. They might both be khaki coloured. Don’t you judge me.

I might have also ordered a couple of sundresses, since these were on sale for $25 USD each. And I might have tossed a new bikini in there – $22 USD.

Okay, I guess now you can judge me a little bit.

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Anyways, a life fantastic….

Some days, good blog fodder is just hard to come by. This is because I have a relatively ordinary, run-of-the-mill life. I have a job that provides me with a modest yet sufficient income. I do not hobnob with celebrities, or people with any degree of fame or interesting notoriety. I do not partake in exotic hobbies of an extreme nature. Mostly, I suppose I’m just one of those normal people whose existence keeps things running, but this is achieved through execution of work that is pretty much background noise for the planet.

I’m not saying I don’t like my life – I like being me a whole lot, as it turns out. I’m merely acknowledging that there may be days where things that I think are interesting really aren’t, and I’ll still blog them because I think they’re interesting, but it totally wasn’t blog fodder. If I were willing to photo document evidence of my clumsiness for the webiverse that might liven things up, but I’m a prideful, prideful girl, so there’ll be almost none of that. I have done it before, so never say never.

Today, though, when I think back on the mundane little errands I spent my day on, even I’m not that interested, so I know there’s no hope of trying to spruce it up into something bloggable. The only vaguely interesting thing is that I was presented with yet more evidence that crazy runs deep in my genetic code, and probably I am doomed, but at present I’m unwilling to share the details of what that evidence was.

Instead, imagine an exciting escapade for me. Maybe tomorrow something interesting will happen. Or something will happen that makes me think an interesting thought. Or maybe I’ll have an interesting dream. Now that I think of it, last night’s dream was pretty wacky, but the details are sort of hazy. I know there was a mystical ninja warrior princess who turned out to be a pretty ordinary looking fellow in magical drag, a Turkish assassin, and I had the ability to walk on clouds, until it started to rain, at which point I fell through. How those are all connected into a single, somewhat coherent storyline – well, as coherent as dreams ever are – is beyond me at this point though….

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Okay guys, I posted a hardcore gallery of Abelinda a few days back… I figured it’s as good a time as any to finish up with her double penetration gallery!! Abelinda is a tiny teenager with that ‘innocent’ girl next door appearance! It’s interesting to see her being double penetrated by two large cocks!! Yay for group sex!

Anyways, you don’t know if you don’t try….

A little over a month ago, I was getting a nail fill done, and the tech was talking up this new gel they were getting in. She said it was organic, did not require a primer, was not subject to lifting, and did not warm while being cured under the UV light, which for some folks causes discomfort. While I am not one of those who gets a burning sensation while the gel is curing, I was intrigued by the idea that this new gel formulation would not require the primer, but really, she had my interest fully piqued when she said new – what can I say, I have a cruel, fickle heart.

Anyway, at the next fill, two weeks ago as of tomorrow, I decided to give the new gel a whirl. Why not? During the application, there seemed to be fewer steps involved, but each step took longer, so the overall time was the same. One thing that did make me wonder was the fact that I had to sit with my hands under the lights for a solid five minutes – while sitting there I started wondering about things like applying sunscreen to my hands before coming in for the next fill, if I kept up with this new gel.

I think, though, that I will be going back to the old gel.

Because last week, I noticed one of my nails had a strange little anomaly on it – the top most layer of gel had somehow gone missing. Then, yesterday, a large portion of the gel nail actually broke off when I was fluffing up a beanbag chair. This has never happened before, and I wasn’t doing anything particularly hard on my nails. The new gel must be weaker. Not that I need invincible nails. But now I have a stupid broken one, and I have to go in tomorrow to get it fixed, where I would have been able to wait an additional week before needing another fill… Stupid organic products… bring on the chemicals!

Sigh. Well, it was an adventure in trying something new.

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Okay guys, I’m not so sure how I’d feel if I was Kyra Banks in the middle of this gangbang.. I think it would kind of freak me out that they’re all wearing masks, and covered head to toe… I’m not sure if I’d be wondering about whether they were worried about catching something from me, or whether I should be worried about catching something from them… Or whether I should be wearing a similar outfit???
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Anyways, An untimely end…..

Last night, I had rice as part of my dinner, which means I cooked up a batch in my faithful, handy, and ever so cute Zojirushi rice cooker. I had just cleaned up a batch of pots and pans earlier in the afternoon, so I left the pan and the rice cooker on the stovetop, waiting for the next round of kitchen cleanup.

Tonight, I was reheating leftover soup from the weekend. I put the soup in a small pot, put it on the stovetop, turned on the burner, and walked away.

A short while later, I started hearing an odd popping sound. When I reheat leftover chili, I sometimes can hear a crackling sound, not sure why, so I figured the soup was making the noise, but I decided to play it safe and go investigate.

As I got closer to the stove, I detected a smell. A melting plastic smell. Oh, no.

When I got to the stove, I saw the problem. I had mentally reversed the burner controls, and had turned on the burner that was under the rice cooker, instead of the one under the soup pot. The soup was still stone cold.

The rice cooker?

Now it looks like this on the bottom, and a metal coil fell out when I picked it up off the burner, after having shut the burner off and turned on the fan to suck out as much of the toxic plastic fumes as possible. It’s totally not salvageable – I don’t even know what the metal coil that fell out is, never mind where I might try to put it back. My poor Zojirushi is going in the trash.

As for the stove? Puddles of melted plastic were where the burner is. After the burner and plastic had all cooled, I started attempting to clean the mess up. Some of the plastic came off fairly easily. Other bits were made of different plastic, and are a bit more tenacious in their grip. I’m going to have to find some implement to really scrape away with. Ugh.

The moral of the story? I mean, beyond keep me out of the kitchen.

Do not leave a lit burner unattended.

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Now, I’m not so sure that Charlotte can classify as a teen… She looks more mid-late twenties to me, with a fair number of dirty gangbangs under her belt – made up to look like a teen! That being said, I don’t discriminate. If she’s a dirty slut, it’s all the more fun to watch – even if she is wearing pigtails to look young!

Anyways, it’s inertia…

It’s happening again. I’m feeling this huge need to avoid a project.

I have other work stuff that keeps me busy for at least three hours a day. I know these other things will not go away once I’m ready to get back to work on this project, and since they eat up time, I really need to get moving if I’m going to make my next self-imposed deadline.

A massive mental block is allowing my thoughts to stray to other things though. Other non-productive things. I spent an hour playing Rock Band tonight. I’m sure this isn’t helping any.

It sure was fun, though! Maybe I’ll buy the Beatles edition soon!

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Anyways, it’s time to tighten the belt….

Except I don’t have one. Well. I have one somewhere, it’s just I’m not terribly sure where.

I haven’t worn a belt with my pants in years. Years. It just never seemed necessary.

I noticed today, though, that the dress pants I bought last year are a bit long. I bought my usual pant length – 32 inch inseam – which should be okay so long as I’m wearing heels. Today, I had the sense that my pant cuffs were brushing the ground as I walked. Now I’m worried about wearing out the bottoms of the cuffs! They’re dress pants – they won’t look cozily worn or vintagey if the cuffs start to go a bit raggy.

Now this brushing thing goes away if I pull the pants up a bit higher than they’re supposed to sit. They’re designed to sit ‘below my natural waist’ – I find they like to rest about an inch and a half below my belly button. Fine, no problem. If, however, I pull them up so that they are really just below my belly button, my cuffs no longer swish the floor, yet I don’t end up feeling like I’ve totally hiked up my pants beyond reason. Great!

Except they don’t stay there – not on their own. Pretty quickly they’ll drop back down, and the swishing will recommence. Which is why I’m thinking about digging out my single belt and seeing if that helps. I suspect it’ll be ugly though. That would mean buying a new belt. Never mind that after this long, I don’t really like belts anymore, and I feel like the fit of the pants is much sleeker and more flattering without a belt.

Maybe I’ll just wear the pants ragged, then get replacements at the next VS Semi-Annual Sale. $30 USD for a pair of pants isn’t so bad, right??

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Hey guys! Here’s a classic car porn gallery from Private.Com featuring pornbabe Michelle Wild having group sex on the hood of a classic convertible!! I feel a little bad for the owner of the car. I wonder if he knew that his hood would be bearing the weight of 3 people…. Getting dented by some guy’s butt cheeks, and a girl’s knees? I don’t think sex on a car is really a smart thing to do – even though skin shouldn’t really scratch the paint!

Obviously, I didn’t get to experience the 50′s… Or the 60′s… or even the 70′s… And I was way too young in the tail end of the 80′s to really understand the culture at that time. Still, when I see a classic car cruising down the road – a convertible – I sometimes wish that I was in the car, wearing a poodle skirt, on the way to a milkshake shop!!!

These desires must be completely fueled by TV, musicals and music. I can almost imagine feeling the sun on my skin, wind whipping through my hair, as we cruise down the road listening to old tunes.

I think I blame the Beach Boys.
And Grease….

At the same time, I think about how life must have been different. Now, we can kill time by watching TV, playing our portable video games, and sitting in cool movie theaters to beat the summer heat…. It must have been so different to not have these ‘easy’ distractions. Having to play ‘board games’ with friends, go out to dances… I’d almost like to experience it!

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Anyways………. Success!

Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Why am I laughing? Because I have just ensured that I will be getting my very own copy of Rockband 2 right when it becomes available for the PS3. How? I pre-ordered it. Yes! I made a phone call yesterday, and learned that it was possible to pre-order the bundles! So I did! Today! Ha!

Now I can sit back and focus on my real work without that feeling of despair gnawing away at the back of my brain, woeful that I will have to wait longer than necessary to play with my new toy.

I’ve also already pre-registered to get my replacement USB power adapter for my iPhone – the one I have has been recalled, as you may have heard elsewhere. I received a text message from Rogers today reminding me to do it, and I thought Ha! I’ve done it already! I’m more organized than Rogers thinks I should be! I’ve also been fortunate in that my adapter has not yet lost its prongs to the wall socket. Knowing my luck, though, that’ll probably happen when I try to remove it so that I can ship it back to Apple once the new one gets here.

In fact, with all these little successes I’ve started to accumulate, I’m starting to wonder if another mulligan day is looming. What’s a mulligan day? Well, it’s a day you want to mulligan on. What’s a mulligan? I’m not sure why I know this, because I don’t watch golf at all, but I do know this term, and it means that you get a do-over on your shot. I’m not sure what circumstances have to be in place to allow a player to qualify for a mulligan, but it’s a do-over. Some days you just want to restart, undo everything that’s happened so far, and just try again. Those are mulligan days. I guess they’re the universe’s way of balancing everything out when things are going just a little too well for a person.

The last mulligan day I had was almost two weeks ago. I got delayed leaving for work, which meant I had to rush. Halfway to work, I realized I’d left the key to my office at home, and since I was rushing, I had no time to turn around to get it. Once I got to work, no one was around who could let me into my office, and I had to dash about in a desperate search to either find someone with a key, or someone who knew the number to security so that they could come let me in. I forgot some stuff I had wanted to work on over the weekend in my office when I left work, only this time I realized I had forgotten when I got home. I then had to rush off to an appointment. I considered spinning by the office after my appointment, but again realized after leaving the house that I had left my office key behind, and again had no time to backtrack to retrieve it.

I’m really not looking forward to my next mulligan day….

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Okay guys – time for a wet and messy orgy!!! Now, I’m not sure of the appeal of getting paint deep inside places that are very, very hard to clean thoroughly – short of stapling a small sponge to a stick!!! That being said, this gallery is nicely raunchy, and created by the same guys who do PartyHardcore and DrunkSexOrgy!!! Still, a paint filled double penetration doesn’t sound pleasant!!!

Anyways, I have a friend who has asked me to do some proofreading for her. Since she really truly is a friend of mine, I have no problem with this – even though this means that instead of going brain dead in front of the TV tonight, I will be reading through the 69-page document she sent me because being the procrastinator that I am I didn’t touch it till now and she asked me to do it by tomorrow!! But that’s okay! Because she’s my friend.

That being said, someone else I know sent me an email message today asking if I could proofread something of his. This I am less inclined to do. Not because I dislike him – I wouldn’t call us friends, but I have nothing against him. Simply because it’s the frantic season, and I have mental images of stacks and stacks of things that I need to get accomplished that all want to have top priority…. Adding one more thing to those piles seems like it would be a mistake.

Am I really going to refuse though? I don’t know. It seems so mean and unfriendly. And if he doesn’t need it done very promptly, I could probably squeeze it in somewhere. But he did give me an out – he said that if I just don’t have time, he’ll understand. And that little nagging voice in my head is screaming You really don’t have time for this! But I keep thinking, well, I could spare a little bit of time to help him out…

Instead I come on here and blog while I look at porn… I guess it’s time to get to work!

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