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Sexy brunette gets bushy pussy fucked - Nadine Sage
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Sexy brunette gets bushy pussy fucked - Nadine Sage

Sexy brunette gets bushy pussy fucked - Nadine Sage
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Okay guys, here’s a hot Amateur Allure gallery of brunette teen Nadine Sage getting her (sort of) bushy pussy fucked! It seems to be the newest fad – reverting back to the late 90’s – when full on pussy waxing wasn’t the standard.. Instead, you’d have a little triangle of hair above fully shaved pussy lips. It seems like a lot of the pornstars are going back for that look…
It’s interesting actually – apparently the prevalence of shaving/waxing has reduced the incidence of crabs. (Bloomberg link for those that care)

I know I’ve mentioned here before that I have this quirk when it comes to clothes shopping – I tend to like to buy things in twos (or, depending on what the garment is, multiples of two). Historically, any time I would purchase singleton items of clothing, I would end up regretting it later, so I went proactive and got into the routine of buying multiples. See a shirt I like? I’ll try to get it in two different colours. Pants? Jeans? I buy them two at a time, with the two being identical. Like two colours? I’d buy four.

More recently, though, I’ve sort of gotten away from this. My most recent purchase of dress pants was for three – one in each colour that I liked. I’d also picked up some pyjamas and pyjama sets as singletons. I thought that perhaps I’d outgrown that multiples phase. I don’t necessarily think it was a bad phase to be in – it’s not as if I would put myself in debt just clothing myself. I will admit that it led to a bit of a reduction in the variety in my wardrobe, though.

So I went boldy forth and purchased a couple of new nighties in my last online clothing purchase – two different styles. They arrived, I washed them, and now I’ve worn one of them.

And I deeply regret that I didn’t buy more of this particular style.

I really like it. It’s soft, and cozy, and comfortable, and why oh why did I only get the one? I even had two in my virtual shopping bag, but I gave a little mental snort of derision, telling myself that I didn’t really need that second one, and I removed it.

Next time. Next sale. I will buy more of these.

So much for I don’t need multiples.
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Christmas brunette cum swallow
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Christmas brunette cum swallow

Christmas brunette cum swallow
Click the picture to see Holly Madison in a naughty Christmas porn outfit getting her shaved pussy fucked and swallowing cum.
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Okay guys, it’s nearly Christmas, and since I’ve stopped posting as much as usual, I haven’t had very many Christmas porn galleries up! Today’s is another winner from Amateur Allure. I know that I can never go wrong when I’m posting one of their galleries. The women are beautiful and the XXX action is well shot. I also like that Amateur Allure does some holiday themed porn shoots as well – Christmas XXX, Halloween XXX, etc.

Anyway, as I was saying, Christmas is practically here…

You wouldn’t know it looking around this place. There’s no tree, no stockings hung up, no festive ornamentation. There are a couple of scraps of wrapping paper on a tabletop, because I did a hasty wrap job yesterday afternoon, but those gifts have all since gone out into the world – no glittering pile of presents here.

I didn’t even get Christmas cards done.

Sure, it looks sort of grinchy around here, but it’s all a false front – I’m really not a grinch. I’m just not well-organized enough to show it. Ever since I started working, December is a pretty hectic month, with tons of work-related stuff to do. I dive right in to get it all done, and sort of stop noticing the calendar dates tick past. Well, I notice them, but it never really registers that I am getting closer to Christmas, which means that there are other things that should really be getting done.

The realization that Christmas Day is the coming Tuesday sort of put me into a bit of a stupor of shock when I had it a few days ago. Followed quickly by a wave of shame upon realizing that I’m not ready, and very likely won’t get all the things I’d like to have organized figured out in time.

It’ll be okay, though. Tonight, I watched The Santa Clause after dinner, and tomorrow I plan on doing some baking – going to make some cookies. Not Christmas cookies, specifically, but I find Christmas really needs some home-baked cookies, so I’ll do some up. Enough to take a decent amount to a Christmas Eve gathering, while still having a good stash leftover here at home for nibbling.

After all, I’ve got to have the right stuff to leave out for Santa.

I don’t have any milk, though.

Who am I kidding? Everyone knows the big guy is a big time Coca-Cola fan, just like me. We’ll get along just fine….
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Asian babe has anal and gets shaved pussy fucked
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Asian babe has anal and gets shaved pussy fucked

Asian babe has anal and gets shaved pussy fucked
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Okay guys, here’s a hot gallery of a sexy Asian with a shaved pussy having anal sex. It’s from Amateur Allure and stars the sexy “Mika”. It was actually part of their Halloween porn gallery, but it didn’t get posted, and I didn’t feel like saving it until Halloween again. Instead, you get it during the Christmas season.
She’s Asian, she’s having butt-sex. Her puffy Asian pussy is fully shaved. It’s XXX from Amateur Allure. It’s good enough for Christmas regardless of the Anime costume.

Anyway, glad tidings…
I looked at the calendar the other day – I think it might have been Friday of last week – and realized that if I’m going to send out Christmas cards, I’d better do it quick fast, or they’ll end up being weird New Year’s cards instead of nice Christmas cards.

And then I thought to myself, does anyone even send Christmas cards anymore?

Typically I get some from some of my cousins on my father’s side, so I suppose I should get my act together and continue with tradition for them. But that might be it. In this modern enlightened age of email, texting, and video chat, maybe old fashioned cards sent by post are a thing of the past. A relic of times gone by.

Some people are still sending them, along with the annual family update letter. On Friday, I went to the post office to claim a package that, according to the notice left on my front door, was waiting for me there. Ahead of me in line was a woman with a stack of envelopes – rather full looking envelopes. I didn’t try to listen in on what she was saying to the postie, but I did hear her inquire about delivery times – when the letters would arrive at their various destinations, some were going within Canada, but others were going to the US and beyond – and the guy had to go through the pile very thoroughly, weighing each individual envelope, and then slipping them through the little slot template they have to make sure that letters truly fit within the letter sizing limits.

It took for-freaking-ever.

I did my best to be patient and civil. After all, even though I hadn’t heard her say as much, I suspect that was her stack of Christmas greeting letters, and in the spirit of the festive season, I simply waited for my turn, and sort of vaguely thought about my own Christmas card list, and wondered abstractly if I was actually going to go through with it this year.

And then my turn came at the counter, and I turned my claim slip over with a smile.

And the postie scanned the slip and then informed me that my package wasn’t there yet – I’d have to return another day.

My mood soured considerably at that point.

To my credit, I did not explode into a seething mass of fury. I did, however, point out that the slip indicated that my package should be available for pickup. In hindsight, I’m not sure why I did that – if the guy scans the slip and the system tells him that it’s not there, then nothing I say or do is going to make it magically appear. I think it was really a passive-aggressive way of displaying my disappointment.

He must be used to that, though, because he simply replied, Yup. You can come pick it up tomorrow.

At which point I thanked him – politely – and left.

I picked up the package today. All’s well that ends well.

Fa la la la la, la la, la la.
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Princess Leia blowjob porn
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Princess Leia blowjob porn

Princess Leia blowjob porn
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Okay guys, here’s another hot Halloween porn gallery. This time, from Amateur-Allure starring a sexy brunette dressed as Princess Leia! I’m not sure what the ‘average age’ of you guys are, but I remember watching a ‘Friends’ episode (The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy) in which Ross and Rachel discussed their fantasies… And Ross wanted to have sex with Princess Leia. A little googling surprised me.. Apparently it’s a bit of a fetish!
Eitherway, this XXX Halloween gallery from Amateur Allure has the hot brunette dressed in a white robe, with a light saber, and her hair in Leia buns. Plus she gives a great blowjob, gets fucked, and then swallows cum. I bet Leia never did that!

Anyway, I know someone whose parents own some vineyard and orchard property out in the Okanagan Valley. Consequently, she will drive all the way out there to visit during the summer, and return with loads of surplus fresh fruit that she happily distributes among members of her social circle. I am one of those fortunate people, so I get some lovely free fruit from her. Last year, I was able to enjoy some BC cherries. This year, I was able to score some apples, pears, and plums.

As I was gleefully pulling pears, my produce benefactors drew my attention to some compact-looking bunches of small grapes, some green, some a purple so dark they almost appeared black. The green, I was told, were chardonnay grapes, while the purple were merlot grapes.

Now, I know enough to know that wine comes from grapes, and different wines come from different grapes, and chardonnay and merlot are indeed wine grapes. I’d never heard of anyone eating them fresh before, though. So, I asked – Are they for eating, or for other purposes? I was thinking that perhaps my hosts had confused me with someone who is very handy in the kitchen, and might now how to turn otherwise inedible fruit into fabulous jams or preserves of some sort.

I was assured that no, these could be eaten, and were in fact quite tasty, and I was encouraged to take some to try. So I did. I selected a tiny bunch of nice-looking chardonnay grapes, and another small bunch of the merlot grapes – though the merlot bunch ended up being twice as large as the chardonnay.

I said my thank yous, packed my haul into my car, headed home and carefully stashed it all in the fridge.

This was a little over a week ago. Today, I finally washed up the grapes to give them a try. I washed all the chardonnay, and about a third of the merlot.

Turns out, these grapes are darn tasty fresh. They’ve got seeds, which is a bit of a nuisance, and the skins are a bit sour, as grape skins tend to be, but the flavour of the flesh more than makes up for those annoyances.

Which leads me to wonder why anyone would have thought it would be a good idea to take large quantities of this really nice stuff, mash it up, and stuff it in a keg to sit until it ferments?

I suppose the answer essentially boils down to something like, To get the precious alcohol.

Being someone for whom alcohol has limited utility, though, I think I’d rather take the grapes.

I wonder if it would be rude of me to flat-out ask for more of these grapes next year?
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Thai Cumshot
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Thai Cumshot

Thai Cumshot
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Okay guys, here’s a dirty gallery of a dirtier Thai hooker giving some tourist a blowjob and taking a messy facial cumshot. It’s from Thaichix, and probably the last gallery I’ll post from there…. They have unique Asian girls, but they don’t make for great little galleries – you really need more of the full content.

Anyways, now I want one!
Today my department had its semi-annual birthday party. Someone arranged for a big carrot cake festooned in cream cheese icing and happy script reading Happy Birthday Everybody and we sort of celebrate the birthdays that have happened since the previous celebration. And by celebrate, you understand that we all sort of trickle through the staff lunchroom in a scattered and disorganized fashion, stopping to collect our piece of cake, maybe pausing to chat for a few minutes with whoever’s there, and then retreating back to our offices and whatever tasks await us there.

So I went, and sat with my piece of cake and chatted with a couple of my colleagues for a few minutes – longer than I usually stay, but the Chair was there, and I know he runs these things as opportunities for us to socialize so that we are truly a cohesive department, and so I did my bit.

And while chatting and munching on carrot cake, the topic of conversation turned to cake, and then ice cream cake. Specifically, Dairy Queen ice cream cake.

I still remember the first time I had a slice of Dairy Queen ice cream cake. It was magical. It was all ice cream, but with little chocolate cookie crumbles and fudge in the middle. I’ve had other ice cream cakes since them – usually they’ve got real cake in them – but still the DQ cake holds a treasured place in my memory. Actually, it seems wrong to me for ice cream cake to have actual cake in it, since my first experience was of the DQ variety, and that has been forever preserved in my brain as the model against which all others are compared – and found wanting, if they deviate from that model in any way.

So we laughed and reminisced about our previous experiences with DQ ice cream cake, and then it was time for me to get back to work, so I wandered back to my office, and then continued on with my day, the ice cream cake forgotten.

Until now.

Now, I want some. It’s been years since I last had any, and I didn’t think I missed it, really, but talking about it today has planted the notion in my head, and it seems to have taken a somewhat firm hold.

We’ll see how I’m feeling about all this tomorrow. I could just forget about it overnight and continue on with my life.

Or this time tomorrow could see me with my face firmly planted in a just-purchased DQ ice cream cake.

Only time will tell.
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