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Anyways…. Donut run..

Have you ever met a person who didn’t like donuts?

I would imagine that such a person would be difficult to find, simply because the label donut applies to such a wide range of treats – they could be simple, yeast dough glazed donuts, they could have thick frosting on top with sprinkles, they could be filled with jelly and coated with icing sugar, they could have cream inside with a thick layer of frosting on top, they could be fritters, they could be crullers, they could be made of chocolate cake… Well. That covers a lot of different donuts, and it’s not an exhaustive list. So, chances are excellent that you’ll find something to your liking in a donut shop.

Now, Canadians typically flock to Tim Horton’s for their donuts, but I must admit to a fondness for Krispy Kreme donuts – the original plain glazed ones. Their fancy ones are good too, but there is something wonderful about those simple signature donuts that really hits the donut spot. Unfortunately, Krispy Kreme locations are not exactly abundant in this country, so going to fetch some can be quite a trek, and often is ruled out for reasons of practicality. So most of my donut runs are either to Tim Horton’s, which is still good, just not Krispy Kreme, or sometimes I just the local grocery store.

The local grocery store donuts tend to be a bit more hit or miss. Sometimes they’re dry. Sometimes, they’re not sweet enough. Usually I’m left with a sad recognition that these are nowhere near Krispy Kreme donuts.

A few years ago, I was apartment hunting, and I viewed a place that was across the street from a Dunkin’ Donuts. I didn’t rent that apartment, but I wonder how my life would have run differently if I had.

I sort of wonder if my dress size would have changed….

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I have a Facebook account, but don’t really use it for its intended purpose. I admit, I’ve jumped on the FarmVille bandwagon, and my Facebook account is primarily used so that I may tend to my virtual crops. I do keep in touch with a few people using Facebook, and I also play Treasure Isle, but FarmVille is the thing that really got me logging in on a regular basis.

Now, since my discovery of FarmVille, I haven’t done much temporary changing of geographical location. Until now.

I tried to log in this morning.

It told me that since I was attempting to log in from a different place, it wanted to run through some tests to confirm my identity. It warned me that the system would not allow me in if I got any of the questions wrong, and that if I was not sure, I should enter I don’t know as my answer, and that I would only be allowed to do that twice.

Nervously, I started the test. I’d never had to do this verification thing with Facebook before, and I wasn’t sure of what to expect – I had no memory of setting up any security questions, never mind what sorts of answers I had given upon doing so.

As it turned out, it was the spiffiest identification procedure I’ve ever been through. It presented me with two pictures, pulled from the online collections of one of my friends, outlined the relevant person where necessary, and then asked me to identify that person from a multiple choice list of possibilities. I had to identify seven friends in this manner. Very funky, no memorization of trivial bits of information necessary – like Did I list my high school’s full name, or the shortened version of it? Which, by the way, has caused me grief in the past. It also strikes me as a pretty good system, since a stranger would really not be able to fumble their way through the process – especially with the zero failure policy.

I wish banks and credit card companies could figure out a way to do this. I always get tripped up by questions like What was the amount of your last payment?

Like I remember that stuff…

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Anyways, I gave someone a lift to the airport today….

As I approached the terminal, I remembered that some people out there seem to have a real allergy to airports. They really don’t like them, get all tense and grouchy if they have to be near them, never mind in them, and will complain bitterly about time spent waiting in the airport.

Me? I’ve never really minded airports. I wouldn’t exactly call myself a globe trotter, but I’ve spent my fair share of time waiting in airports. I’ve experienced hours of delays – delays sufficiently long that the airline employees were sent out with complimentary juice boxes for all the waiting passengers, I’ve sat watching the gate somewhat nervously as a flight other than mine got cancelled, and passengers swarmed the desk trying to get onto my flight. I’ve had delays that caused me to miss connections, resulting in unexpected overnight stays – okay, this only happened once, but still, it was a surprise overnight in Toronto. Yes, the airline paid for my accommodations, and they had given me some vouchers for food too, but the vouchers were only good for the hotel restaurant, where the cost of the food exceeded the value of the vouchers. That was a little irritating. And I suppose they did let me know that their delay meant I would be stuck overnight in Toronto before I left Montreal, but my options were to either take the flight anyway and be put up in the airport hotel overnight, or to have the airline pay for my cab ride back home again, but I’d have to pay for my transportation back to the airport the next day. Admittedly, I was a bit annoyed that they wouldn’t pay my taxi fare both to and from the airport in Montreal, so I opted for the more expensive hotel fare in Toronto – sometimes I’m a spiteful little thing… ^_^

Anyway. The point is that my experience with air travel hasn’t all been roses and rainbows, and yet I don’t hold grudges against airports. In fact, airports can be pretty neat places. Usually there are some visually interesting bits that you can spend a bit of time looking at – I suppose the idea is to give those travellers passing through a bit of a sense of the local flavour, I’ve seen lots of nifty sculptures and bits of art, and sometimes there are sort of locally-known shops in there too. Huge hubs are pretty interesting places – they’re just so massive. The little airports are interesting too – after having seen major hubs, you get to the smaller airports and wonder how they can manage to make it all work with fewer resources.

Me? I like airports. Not that I’d want to live in one or anything, but mostly I have positive associations with them. Even though not all my travel is for pleasure, I still get excited about going to the airport.

Maybe it’s because part of me is convinced that no matter what I’m going to the airport for, I’m about to embark on a grand, epic adventure… Where’s my explorer hat?

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As always, I’m behind schedule…

I seem to exist in this state where I am perpetually behind schedule.

I’ve tried to allow myself extra time to make up for my apparent inability to correctly estimate how long it will take me to do something. This always fails.

I’ve set all my watches ahead to try to keep me on time – if I look at my watch and believe I have enough time and leave when I am actually leaving earlier than I think, this increases the odds of my arriving on time. This doesn’t really work either. Things have improved somewhat since I made the decision to set my watches fast by a number of minutes that is not precisely known to me – instead of knowing my watch is, say, three minutes fast, I just know it’s a bit fast. So I can’t tell myself that I really have three more minutes than I think I do, since it might only be one, or it might even be five. This does help some with my inability to estimate accordingly, since it basically adds a small window of extra time into my planning.

Problem #1: I never really know what time it is, and sometimes, it’s important to know precisely what time it is.

Problem #2: I’ve been know to try to take that unknown window of extra time into account when planning, and I’ve figured the size of the window wrong, resulting in me being late anyway.

I suspect this is some deeply rooted aspect of my personality, and the only way to fix it is to move to some place where punctuality is highly devalued. I hear Spain is like that. Maybe I ought to move to Spain….

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Anyways, I’m conflicted…

I’ve been happily playing Zombie Farm on my iPhone for a few weeks now….

About a week ago, maybe, I got myself up to level 8, which unlocked the Zmurf zombies. I eagerly tried to plant them, and was told I needed to get the Blue Headstone first before I would be able to plant any blue zombies. So I checked it out, and saw that the only way to get the Blue Headstone was to buy it for $1 USD. At that time, I figured, Nuts to that and continued growing Girl Zombies and Mini Zombies as needed.

Then I leveled up again, and unlocked ZomBeauty, only to discover that this was another blue zombie that I could not plant without paying that $1 USD. Again, I mentally flipped the game the bird and continued on.

Today I leveled up to level 10. I unlocked the Zyborg, and surprise surprise, it’s another blue zombie that I cannot plant.

But an interesting thing happened when I hit level 10. The game played me a little animation. First, it acknowledged that I seem to be enjoying the game, which is true. It then went on to implore that I purchase that Blue Headstone to continue enjoying the game. It reminded me that the game had been provided for free, and that this purchase would be a little nod of encouragement to the game’s developers. It then went on to tell me that purchasing the Blue Headstone would not only allow me to grow blue zombies, but it would also later unlock the Red Headstone for purchase with a brain, which would in turn allow me to grow red zombies at higher levels. All this fun could be mine for one measly US dollar.

Now, I’ve been thinking about this. They’re right, it’s just a dollar, and there are no ads in the game, so it’s really the only bit of revenue I’d be sending the developers’ way, and part of me feels that I should support them since I’m enjoying the fruits of their efforts.

Then again, another part of me is feeling rather blackmailed by this – it looks like the game is forcing me to buy the Blue Headstone in order to continue progressing, when the initial offering was a free game. It’s not truly a free game, it’s free until you hit a certain point, after which you must pay in order to proceed. And then keep paying.

But they only want a dollar.

But a free game should be a free game.

I still don’t know if I’m going to be parting with that dollar or not.

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Anyways… Decreased tolerance…
For a period of about two years, I only cut my hair once a year. Meaning my bangs would routinely grow to the point that they weren’t really bangs anymore.

I remember being okay throughout that growth process, but I’m wondering if I’ve mentally blocked something out, or if I’ve just gotten fussier recently, because right now? My bangs are driving me bonkers.

They’re too short to tuck behind my ear. They’re too long to wear as bangs proper. They look good if I sweep them off to the side, but they’re so long that they’re too heavy to just stay swept off – I move my head, and down they come, obstructing my view and tickling the side of my nose, making it itch like crazy.

I still want to put off my next haircut.

I need to do something about my bangs.

I’m pretty sure cutting them myself is not the appropriate solution – I’ve been known to cut them crookedly and horribly in the past.

Maybe it’s time to dig in my drawer and see if I have any old clips kicking about.

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Anyways… forget everything you know…

Normally, I like to eat my Oreo cookies in layers.

First, I carefully separate the two cookie halves. If you are gentle as you do this, you end up with all the icing in an undisturbed layer on the wafer in one hand, and a clean wafer in the other.

Next, I eat the icing. I don’t lick it off – that would get the wafer soggy, which would be gross. Instead, I use my bottom teeth to sort of bite the icing layer, and gently tease it away from the wafer so that portions of it come off cleanly, so that I don’t have to scrape icing remnants off, which is unattractive.

Next, I eat my clean wafers, one at a time. Sometimes I bite them, sometimes I pop the whole thing in my mouth, and then apply gentle pressure with my tongue to encourage the wafer to break apart in my mouth.

This is my Oreo routine.

And just now?

I ate a cookie in three bites, in sandwich form, using my teeth to bite in, as opposed to breaking smallish chunks off with my hands. I almost never bite my cookies, any cookies, and I just did it, with an Oreo.

Cue the ominous music…

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Anyways… On preparedness…
There’s a lot of candy in my house.

I don’t see anything wrong with this, but probably I should devote more energy to buying real food. A few minutes ago, I thought to myself, if there were some horrific catastrophe that wiped out the local food supply and I were forced to survive on what’s in my home, I’d be one sick girl. I’d still be alive – there are enough sugar-derived calories here to allow me to stave off starvation for quite some time, but I don’t think I’d be very healthy.

But then I thought about that a bit more. Would I actually be so badly off?

As of right now, the only fresh produce I have on hand is one white onion and half a red onion. That’s not great. Also, the only meat on hand right now is a bag of frozen shrimp, and a few tins of smoked oysters – I used up the last of my canned tuna for tonight’s dinner. That paints a pretty grim picture.

There are some frozen green beans in the freezer, though, maybe a couple of side dishes’ worth. There’s lots of frozen fruit though – I bought a big bag of frozen blueberries at Costco some months ago, with the intention of making smoothies, and then I promptly forgot all about smoothies for, well, a few months. I actually opened the bag this past weekend. I also have a bag of dried cranberries, and a couple of jars of canned pineapple. Plus several large tins of diced tomatoes. So actually there’s a fair amount of fruit and vegetables, though not fresh. I could carefully ration and stretch that out a while.

I also have a bag and a half of brown rice, two thirds of a large box of whole grain spaghetti, most of a bag of white spaghettini, and a few jars of tomato sauce. There’s lots of basic, plain meals in there. Plus a fair amount of dry breakfast cereal.

Maybe my pantry isn’t so poorly stocked after all.

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Anyways… Patience is a virtue….
One that I apparently do not possess….

You’d think I’d have developed a tolerance for waiting for things by now – with all the online shopping I do, I’m too cheap budget-conscious to pay for upgraded expedited shipping, so I typically have to wait two to three weeks to receive my purchases. If I’m very lucky, my goodies will be delivered in a week and a half, but that’s a pretty rare occurrence. Yes, I get sort of twitchy as the days roll past and still no packages appear for me, but I don’t grouse too loudly, and I don’t obsessively check any available tracking information to get the most recent information on just where my things are.

iPhone 4 was released in the US over a week ago. Rogers still has no information available about it.

I should not be surprised – the original iPhone never even made it to Canada, really – the first iPhone available here was the 3G model, which is a pretty serious lag behind the US availability. I wasn’t paying attention when the 3GS model was released, so I don’t know if it was pretty quick to come to the Canadian market or not.

It’s that darn Coming Soon banner on the Rogers website. I saw the word soon and took it to mean in the very near future. The trouble is, soon is one of those words whose interpretation can be relative. In the context of a week, tomorrow is soon. In the context of ten years, two years into the future is soon.

Clearly, my interpretation of soon was not that intended by Rogers, and now I’m all huffy about it.

So, until we arrive at Rogers’ version of soon, I shall keep reminding myself that patience is a virtue.

Then again, what fun is being virtuous?

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Anyways… Odd hours….

For as long as I can remember, I’ve been a night owl. I’d stay up super late, sometimes doing homework, other times just tinkering on something, or reading a book, and then I’d sleep in – provided, of course, that I didn’t need to get up early for school the next day. Having to get up for school didn’t encourage me to go to bed before midnight, but it would keep me from staying up past 3 or 4 AM.

I used to be able to get by on much less sleep. Now, it messes me up. Not in the sense that I’m grouchy and tired all day, though. It messes with my sleep patterns.

Falling asleep is almost never the issue. It’s sleeping through the night. I’ve been waking up partway through the night on an annoyingly regular basis for a while now. I’ve blinked into consciousness at all sorts of strange hours, when I’ve attempted to go to bed at a reasonable hour so I’m not trying to function on three or four hours’ sleep. It is incredibly frustrating to be awake before you want to be awake, and then be unable to get back to sleep.

What’s worse, I’ve begun to suspect that an erratic sleep pattern may be the cause. My bedtime is subject to some variability, based on my whims and what my scheduled obligations will tolerate. Meaning one day, I might have to wake up at 6:30 AM to get to work by 8 AM, and the next day I’ll allow myself to sleep in till noon. I think I’ve been erratic enough that my body has become thoroughly confused about when it should be sleepy, and when it should be awake.

I remember, a while back, a friend of mine was jetlagged from some major travel – she found herself staying up until the wee hours of the morning and then wanting to sleep until mid afternoon. I remember her saying she needed to shock her system back into an appropriate cycle by staying up until the next appropriate sleep cycle should start. So she’d get up at her usual mid to late afternoon time, then just stay awake until her desired bedtime of the following day. I honestly don’t remember if she actually did it. But I’m sitting here thinking the idea might have some merit.

Or maybe I just don’t want to go to bed yet….

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