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Okay guys, here’s a ‘Hot Milf’ gallery for some of you…. Personally, I like my pornstars to be a little younger, a little tighter, and with smaller, more athletic bodies… No fake breasts either… But at the same time, you can enjoy the pure, raw, experienced nastiness of a milf like Emma Starr!!! I’m pretty sure I’ve seen her in an interracial gangbang on blacksonblondes as well….

Anyways… Exhaustion…

I’m deadlining. Again. I know I’ve mentioned something in the past about this perpetual state I seem to exist in when it comes to work stuff – I just procrastinate, thinking I’ve got loads of time, and I do all sorts of other things thinking that I’m appropriately prioritizing things in my workload, and then suddenly wake up and realize I’ve let something slip through the cracks and now I’ve really got to crank long and hard to get it done by the set deadline.

I don’t like that I do this. You’d think that my being aware of the pattern might give me some sort of power to put a stop to it, but no. It seems to be coded into my DNA to proceed as I have been proceeding.

For the first time, though, I’m feeling weirdly tired before the big push. As if the knowledge of the upcoming long hours and possibly late night hauls is weighing on me.

I mean, I got plenty of sleep last night, slept in rather blissfully this morning, I worked a few hours on the project today, and I am feeling rather zonked. I’ve been awake less than fourteen hours, and I want to go to bed. So rather than try to stay up and push through a bit more tonight, I’m just going to give in.

Tomorrow will be better. Right?
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Click the picture for a hot porn gallery of a big breasted blonde shooting a handgun!

Okay guys, you’re going to be proud of me… I’m betting that the “revolver’ that the topless busty blonde is pointing at us is a .44 Magnum. I actually know a little bit about guns – I can’t really say for sure that it’s a .44 vs a .50 something or another, but, I know that the barrel looks rather large, and, like magnum condoms are extra large, .44 magnums shoot extra big bullets!!!

Anyways… Still Potterific…
As I mentioned, I’ve been reading the Harry Potter books recently. Part of me had been hoping to get through all seven of them by now, but life kept interfering, with its insistence that I actually do real work, so I’m just working my way through the Prisoner of Azkaban now.

Something’s been bothering me a bit though.

Hermione is a very talented and clever witch – intelligent, quick thinker, problem solver, wicked memory, amazing work ethic. All of this comes together to make the girl a veritable encyclopedia of all things pertaining to the world of magic, and she appears to have a real, strong desire to internalize everything.

My question is, how did she get sorted into Gryffindor? Or, perhaps more to the point, why didn’t she get sorted into Ravenclaw?

If Ravenclaw is the house that prioritizes intelligence, cleverness, and the pursuit of knowledge, well, isn’t that list of qualities just Hermione in abstract form?

Of course, if she had been placed in Ravenclaw, well, she wouldn’t have become such good friends with Harry and Ron, and probably many things would have needed to be worked differently in the grand storyline. So I understand the practical reasons behind that sorting.

It just seems like a bit of a honking plot hole.

A plot hole?! I was wondering how those writers were going to get us out of this… – Tiny Toons

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Click the picture for a hot Vivi Veps – female XXX photographer and model!

Okay guys, here’s more Vivi Veps free pictures! Vivi Veps is an XXX model who also occasionally plays the role of porn photographer.
She was hotter before she got her fake porn breasts as you can see in Today’s porn gallery!!! If you look through the history on the site, you’ll see Vivi Veps XXX porn photos with ginormous DD breasts. eg: Vivi Veps after breast enlargement here

Anyways, neato….

I have a Facebook account, but don’t really use it for its intended purpose. I admit, I’ve jumped on the FarmVille bandwagon, and my Facebook account is primarily used so that I may tend to my virtual crops. I do keep in touch with a few people using Facebook, and I also play Treasure Isle, but FarmVille is the thing that really got me logging in on a regular basis.

Now, since my discovery of FarmVille, I haven’t done much temporary changing of geographical location. Until now.

I tried to log in this morning.

It told me that since I was attempting to log in from a different place, it wanted to run through some tests to confirm my identity. It warned me that the system would not allow me in if I got any of the questions wrong, and that if I was not sure, I should enter I don’t know as my answer, and that I would only be allowed to do that twice.

Nervously, I started the test. I’d never had to do this verification thing with Facebook before, and I wasn’t sure of what to expect – I had no memory of setting up any security questions, never mind what sorts of answers I had given upon doing so.

As it turned out, it was the spiffiest identification procedure I’ve ever been through. It presented me with two pictures, pulled from the online collections of one of my friends, outlined the relevant person where necessary, and then asked me to identify that person from a multiple choice list of possibilities. I had to identify seven friends in this manner. Very funky, no memorization of trivial bits of information necessary – like Did I list my high school’s full name, or the shortened version of it? Which, by the way, has caused me grief in the past. It also strikes me as a pretty good system, since a stranger would really not be able to fumble their way through the process – especially with the zero failure policy.

I wish banks and credit card companies could figure out a way to do this. I always get tripped up by questions like What was the amount of your last payment?

Like I remember that stuff…

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a scary blonde with a machine gun! Machine Gun Porn!

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Anyways… Die die die!!!!

I am my mother’s daughter. I don’t like bugs.

It matters not whether they are winged or crawly. It matters not how many legs they have – be it six, eight, or many more. It matters not whether they are the sort that hunt humans, the sort that are pests to humans, or the sort that are beneficial to humans.

I don’t like any of them, and I really don’t like it when they get into my living space. Too bad for me, this is pretty much inevitable in the summertime, since I have to open the door to leave, and open it again to come back home, and the little opportunistic freaks are fast. That and my home is not a hermetically sealed box, so I realize that there are probably many other ways that insects can gain access that I would really rather not think about.

So I understand that being one of the many creatures that walk this earth, the probability of me having to deal with insect encounters in my home runs pretty high.

Too bad for them, though, I have a secret weapon – a bug zapper. It’s a thing that’s sort of shaped like a tennis racquet, but smaller, with tines where the tennis racket strings would be that become electrified at the press of a button thanks to a battery. This thing is fabulous because it means I can kill the rotters without having to touch them or squish them, or clean up the squishing aftermath, and it’s particularly useful with winged ones, because I can swing wildly at the area where I last saw the bug, and I have a better chance at getting it armed than I do trying to clap at it on my own. Those flying ones all seem to have a weird teleporting ability – they’ll suddenly wink out of sight even though you haven’t taken your eyes off them and you haven’t blinked. Argh.

I just got one of the airborne ones with my electro-racquet. It eluded me for a bit, but I persisted in my hunt, and was rewarded with watching the evil thing sizzle on the electrified tines, then I got the deep satisfaction of flushing the dead thing down the toilet. It is gone away from me forever.

Yup. I don’t like bugs.

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a gorgeous blonde with a flamethrower – XXX!!

Okay guys, here’s another ‘action oriented porn gallery’. It stars a tattooed blonde with big breasts using a flamethrower. Seriously. Where do they come up with these weapons?? And is is really safe to have a porn actress playing with them?? What if she clogs the line, or loses hold on her little pursedog??? I mean, she’s wielding a highly dangerous weapon…. all for the name of XXX porn… Weapons and nude females.. Dirty weapon porn…

Anyways, the Rule of Four…
As I was brushing my teeth this morning, I was sort of idly thinking back to Toy Story 3, which I had the pleasure of seeing over the weekend, and I remembered that early on in the movie, the toys were acknowledging the absence of some toys from the previous movies in the franchise. One of the no-longer-with-us toys was Bo Peep, a ceramic doll who had served as a romantic interest for Woody in the first two movies.

I wondered why Bo Peep was excluded. I tried to remember who had provided Bo Peep’s voice, but could only remember that she had been on some TV show in the 80s, Designing Women, along with Delta Burke and…well, two other women. (I’ve since looked it up – all hail IMDb. Annie Potts is the one who voiced Bo Peep. The other two women were Dixie Carter and Jean Smart. Seems like I should have known that.)

And that got me thinking about other shows that are aimed at a female audience, featuring a sort of leading ensemble of female characters. Designing Women had four women at its core.

The Golden Girls featured the adventures of four women.

The Facts of Life featured the hijinks of four girls.

Desperate Housewives focuses on the lives of four women in suburbia.

Sex and the City follows four female friends in exciting New York City. (I think – haven’t actually watched that one.)

Is it just me, or is this some sort of pattern? Why does there always seem to be four members of the core group?

And then I realized that even in my own life, in high school, when I wasn’t in class I could be found in the company of my three closest friends – making for a total of four of us in the group.

All of which has got me wondering what makes four such a special number, and wondering if it’s a gender-specific sort of thing.

Four. I’m watching for it…. Got my flamethrower ready!

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Okay guys, here’s a good ‘guns and girls’ XXX gallery. It features a hot blonde playing with a sniper rifle…. I’m wondering if the guy who shoots these gun porn pictures owns an army surplus store.. Or maybe works on an Army base?? The naked girl has a tank behind her in some of the shots…. The website is dedicated to gun porn, action porn, etc…. Nude sniper porn…

Anyways… Independence….

The Americans recently celebrated Independence Day. July 4 is also my own personal independence day – it’s the anniversary of the day I had my vision correction done.

I had LASIK in 2008. It’s now 2010. Two whole years of clear vision without glasses or contacts.

If I were to be timewarped back to 2008, wondering if I should go for it or not, I’d totally do it all again. I love not having to fuss with contacts, and solution, and glasses, and making sure I have spare pairs of lenses on hand, and it’s a wonderful to not have to give vision care a second thought when I’m packing to go away – no more worrying about whether the bottles will rupture in my luggage, and sorting out the odds of needing a replacement lens, or maybe even two.

That being said, my current situation is not perfect. I consistently wake up with dry eyes. Painfully dry eyes, actually – I keep a bottle of eyedrops beside the bed, and the first thing I do when waking up is grab that bottle and carefully place a drop into each eye before I attempt to open them. How do I get the drops in without opening my eyes? I pull gently at my lower lid, creating a small opening. The pain is when I try to raise my upper lid – it has more surface area stuck to my dry, sensitive corneas, so that hurts. The lower lid is okay, provided I’m careful and don’t raise the upper lid as I’m doing this. I think there have been fewer than twenty mornings in the past two years where this hasn’t been necessary. So there’s a pretty significant nuisance.

I’m also way more sensitive to onion fumes when chopping onions. I was cutting into a red one the other day, and it didn’t just burn and sting, but I actually had tears run down my face. I was glad I wasn’t in public – but then again, who chops onion in public?

Still, even with the downsides, I’d still absolutely do it again, and if anyone were to ask me, I’d give the procedure a wholehearted endorsement.

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Click the picture for a hot XXX gallery of Vivi Veps!

Okay guys, here’s a hardcore gallery of Vivi Veps… I posted Vivi before when she had natural breasts and less piercings… It was also before she did hardcore. Vivi Veps had amazing potential. She’s still cute – but with her fake breasts, and the corny sex outfits they’re using for this hardcore photoshoot, Vivi is losing some of her appeal!

The content of this post actually comes from a rather minor event from a few days ago, but I’m still laughing, so I figured it might actually be blog-worthy.

As I’m sure you’re well aware, the iPhone 4 has been released in the United States, as well as some other countries – I believe folks in the United Kingdom are also enjoying this new bit of technological wizardry, not sure who else is at this point.

I’ve had my iPhone 3G for a couple of years now, and so I’m thinking of upgrading to the new one. And sure enough, Rogers has had a tantalizing Coming Soon space dedicated to iPhone 4, and I rather promptly added myself to their email notification list so that when upgrade information becomes available, I’ll get it – instead of driving myself bonkers obsessively check their page ever single day until the Canadian release date.

Now, iPhone 4 was released to US consumers (among others, but crucially not Canadian consumers) on June 24, 2010. No update appeared on Rogers’ website.

On June 25, 2010, I received an email from Rogers. It was a very nice, polite email, expressing how excited Rogers was about it, but at that moment no information on availability or pricing was available. The email also stated that the good folks at Rogers “recommend that customers do not call our Customer Care representatives as they have no additional details.”

Now, perhaps I’m reading too much into it, but I interpreted the real message behind those words as:

Stop calling us, you impatient twerps, WE DON’T HAVE IT YET.

Which makes me wonder just how massive the call volume they were getting was.

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a teen with giant breasts wiping whipcream on them!

First off, thanks to the two of you who signed up for dropbox… I still need a few more!!! Just remember that you need to install the application as well, or we don’t get the credit

Anyways, today’s XXX gallery features giant boobs. Giant, natural, teen boobs. And yes, she drew happy faces on them out of whipcream….

Anyways…. Grouchy grouch….. Last night, I was dreaming that a portion of my extended family had gathered at my uncle’s place for dinner. My uncle and his wife live in a three-bedroom, two-storey house, so there’s space for people to spread out some. I was in my uncle’s music room – he’s a big-time classical music and opera aficionado, so one room is decked out with two tall pillar speakers and bits of acoustic foam in the corners of the ceiling, and there’s a groove in the middle of the couch at the spot where all the sound is essentially aimed, he sits and enjoys his collection in that spot. Anyway, in my dream, I was in that room, except there was a TV in the corner, and the pillar speakers were gone – the room was set up the way it had been when my grandparents had lived in the house. I was trying to have a conversation with someone, and someone else was trying to watch TV, and kept turning the TV volume up higher, drowning out both my voice and the voice of my conversational partner. It was pretty frustrating, but what made the frustration level mount exponentially was the fact that whoever was controlling the TV was blasting out a weather forecast. I was rapidly moving from frustrated to infuriated. It’s a freaking weather forecast! How is this important? And then I realized that the weather forecast was actually on the radio, not TV, and it was my alarm clock waking me up for the day. So I woke up feeling all ticked and grouchy. Thankfully, the mood didn’t last, and I was feeling more normal and less snarly within fifteen minutes. Still, not a great way to start a day. Stupid alarm clock. Stupid dreams…

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Okay guys, here’s another Vivi Veps gallery… I should have posted one of her other picture galleries – just so you could see her de-evolution as she goes from sweet teen with a nice, natural body, to a tattooed slut with fake breasts…. She’s still hot though. It’s interesting to see the photos taken soon after her breast enlargement – they haven’t fallen naturally and still look rather inflated and almost conical. I’ve heard it takes a few months before fake breasts start to fall and look a little more natural. I preferred Vivi Veps when she was natural (as seen here)

Anyways… Weakness or foresight…

I made a quick little stop at the grocery store today – picked up a few things for a couple of dinners for this week, but not a whole lot, since produce doesn’t stick around very long so I tend to make at least two small-load trips in a week, rather than trying to do it all in one big load and ending up with things going bad before I can eat them.

As I walked past the pharmacy/health section, I noticed sale signs. Sale signs posted for the deodorant I use, that I quite like, that I intend to continue using. I paused to investigate.

The sale: $2.99 per tube (regularly over $4), plus if you buy three you’re entitled to 30 bonus Air Miles.

I collect Air Miles. 30 is a pretty decent bonus.

But did I really need to pick up three tubes? Would I end up throwing them away because I couldn’t use them before they expired? Because, really, how much deodorant does a person need in one day? Don’t answer that…

There’s a reason I don’t buy the three-packs at Costco. Unless I can find someone who wants to buy one of the tubes off me, I end up throwing them away. I did this precisely once. Who says I never learn?

I flipped the tubes over, and checked the expiry dates. 2012. Well, that’s ages off!

So, three tubes jumped off the shelf and into my basket. I even decided to gamble a bit and bought a scented one – vanilla, hopefully a not very strong, not very sweet vanilla. I mean, I sniffed at it in the store, but the scents are usually stronger than you think because the packet is sealed up. The other two tubes are unscented, which is always safe, and probably preferable in the summertime – I have these visions of swarms of bugs surrounding me, attracted by the deodorant. I’m thinking I’ll try out that vanilla one in the depths of winter.

So now I’m set. For at least the next eighteen months. Aren’t you happy I shared? ^_^

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a European Pornstar – Veronica Zemanova posing in front of a gullwing Mercedes!

Okay guys, time for another kinky car-porn gallery! This one stars the very large breasted Veronica Zemanova posing in front of a gullwing Mercedes while wearing a gun belt..

Anyways… Retro, sort of…

The other day, I was out walking, and I fired up the iPod function of my iPhone to have some tunes while I walked. I used to do this all the time, and it sort of made me have flashbacks.

Now, I haven’t added new music to my portable collection in a really long time, owing to the fact that I so rarely use the music listening function. That may change, since I had such a good time. Or not, since the circumstances of my life have not changed.

In any event, I browsed my library and stumbled upon my Atomic Kitten albums. And I thought, golly, I haven’t listened to Atomic Kitten in ages.

So I did.

And, as I said earlier, I enjoyed myself.

But it got me thinking. How old is this music? Does Atomic Kitten still exist anymore? I mean, I know they had a few roster changes, but are they still active as a group?

Apparently, the answer is no. I Googled the band name, and found their official site, along with a Wikipedia article that made use of the past tense in describing the band. The band’s official site appears to have last been updated in 2009, with the most recent news acknowledging that the members of the group have not been performing together, but have been pursuing solo careers or doing other things, and provides links to their social networking sites and/or official solo sites.

I wonder if they had a big meltdown fight like the Spice Girls did? I wonder if there will be an Atomic Kitten reunion in a few years? I’m not sure if their popularity level ever got to a point where there would be a sufficient fan base to make a reunion profitable.

I wonder for how much longer I’ll feel compelled to sing Atomic Kitten songs in the shower?

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