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Okay guys, time for another amateur gallery. This one is of a hot young Asian with giant breasts!
I really need to learn to rename the files before I upload them… My current gallery uploader is broken, so I can’t add anymore of the nice, big porn images that I like :( I guess it’s just time to upload some amateur Asians….

Anyway, here we go again….
I’ve been in a strange cycle for quite some time now. I’m not too clear on when exactly it started – possibly when I read the Harry Potter series of novels back a few years ago. I think that was in the summer of 2010? I read the entire series in one big streak – just devoured the books. And then, once I was done, I sort of flailed about a bit, trying another book here and there, but nothing really captured my imagination, and eventually I just gave up on reading fiction for a little bit. As time went on, I’d read a little here and there, working my way slowly through a couple of novels, but they didn’t have the same grip on my attention.

Last year, I did the same thing, but with the Hunger Games trilogy. Blasted through all three books in relatively short order, and then, once I was done, was sort of left unsure of what to read next. I tried a couple of things here and there, but again, it seemed as though I couldn’t really sink my teeth into anything.

Just last week, on a strong recommendation, I gave the first short story in the Iron Druid Chronicles a try. Being a short story, I whipped through it fairly quickly.

And I promptly burned through the second short story.

And then plowed through the first novel in the series.

This wasn’t all in one sitting – I do have a job, after all, and other human needs like eating and sleeping and some basic hygiene. But I am back to reading voraciously.

And it feels good.

I’m just getting into the second novel in the series now. There are five out in total, with the sixth due out this summer, and there are some more short stories scattered around in between the novels as well, so I’ve got a decent queue built up for me here, and I’m rather looking forward to it all. I don’t always agree with Atticus’ decisions, but I’ve become rather fond of Oberon. He’s a good doggy.

Enjoy the Amateur Asian – and check out the Iron Druid Chronicles

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Blonde Amateur with Giant Breasts and Funny Face
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Anyways, lucky 13…
The elementary/primary school I attended as a child was a relatively small one, and somehow, things worked themselves out so that my class happened to stay in the same classroom for at least the last three years that we were there. We didn’t have the same teacher all three years – though we did have the same one for the last two. Someone somewhere must have decided that spatial consistency is good for developing young minds, and so we stayed where we were from one year to the next.

In room 13.

Lots of people think of 13 as an unlucky number. As young kids, my classmates and I had all learned the general superstitious belief that 13 is unlucky.

As young kids, however, we were a resilient bunch. Rather than grow fearful and stressed that we had been doomed to a year – in fact, multiple years – of bad luck, we turned it around in our favour. I no longer remember which classmate had this idea, but it spread through the group like wildfire, and within a matter of days, we were all trumpeting this same story back to anyone who would listen.

For us, and only us, the number 13 was not unlucky. How could it be? It was ours. It had been assigned to us, as indicated by our classroom. If we owned it, it couldn’t possibly be bad for us. In fact, this likely indicated that it was in fact a good omen for us to encounter 13 elsewhere in our lives – because, at school, 13 was where we lived.

Yes, that is the sort of logic you can expect a bunch of potentially superstitious nine and ten year olds to come up with. It worked for us, though – none of us ever had a problem with 13.

At least, not while we were in that classroom. After our last year, we all moved to different schools, and a year after that, I moved to an entirely different city, so I don’t really know what became of most of my childhood classmates. They may now be a cluster of fierce triskaidekaphobes.

Now that we’re going to all be writing a whole bunch of 13s for the next twelve months minus a couple of days, I find myself wondering if that lucky 13 logic could apply to this year, for those superstitious types.

How do I feel about 13, years out of that period of my childhood?

Honestly? I don’t like the number 13. I don’t think of it as really unlucky, though. I don’t think of myself as a superstitious person, despite the observation that there are lots of those running around in my family, and the odds of transfer are thus really, really high. I do sort of avoid 13, but not because I think it’s a bad omen or anything.

I don’t like 13 because it’s odd, and I have this weird thing where I just don’t seem to like odd numbers. I much prefer even numbers. The only redeeming quality I see in odd numbers comes from those which are also prime numbers, which, oddly (ha!), I kind of like – which is really strange since even numbers aren’t primes, with the exception of 2. I also like multiples of 5 – because they’re multiples of 5. So 13 is sort of neat in my books because it’s a prime, but it’s still odd, which makes me not like it too much.

So yeah. I’m not a triskaidekaphobe.

There might be another word to describe me and my number preference system, though.
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Lupe - Angel Halloween Porn
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Anyway, remember Tamagotchi?

They were these little keychain toys that were wildly popular in the late 90s. The whole premise of the things was that you had this little virtual pet that you needed to take care of through its life cycle. There were commands that allowed you to feed the pet, bathe it and clean up after it, play with it, treat it with medicine when it got sick, and put it to sleep. It doesn’t seem like something that should be fun, but turns out it was. I had a Tamagotchi toy. I carried it around with me for a period of time, taking advantage of otherwise idle intervals to check in on it and provide the necessary care. After a period of time, though, I removed the batteries and put it away – and every once in a while, I wonder where my Tamagotchi ever got to. I may try to see about locating it again.

Or, you know, not. Because I just downloaded a new app onto my iPhone – Hatchi. I got a tip that it was available for free, so I decided to check it out.

Earlier today, I had a few minutes to fill, so I pulled out the phone, fired up the app, and hatched my first little pet blob – a female, so I named her Hatchiko. So far I have read her enough books to fill her smartness meter, bounced a ball with her enough to fill her activeness meter, fed her to capacity twice, bathed her twice, put her down for two naps, and accidentally given her medicine once – I thought the medicine icon would pull up a menu the way the activity and food icons did, but it was just a simple button, like the bathing and sleeping icons. She didn’t seem to mind the unnecessary shot – her happiness meter didn’t dip or anything – so maybe we can call it a vaccination.

The game even makes the same sorts of beeping noises that my old Tamagotchi made.

It’s like I’ve warped into the past!

That being said, it remains to be seen how long this nostalgia-driven infatuation lasts. Could be a while. Or, you know, I could be done tomorrow. It’s hard to tell.
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Anyways, probably not quite like this…
It’s one of those movie lines that everyone knows.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

A couple of weeks ago, I was at Costco, picking up a few odds and ends that I like to keep on hand but had previously refrained from restocking on since I was going away on vacation. I happened to go down the aisle where they keep baking necessities, and I noticed boxes of chocolate chips. I stopped to check out the ingredient listing – my baking is frequently consumed by someone with a dairy allergy, so when I put chocolate chips into cookies, they need to not contain milk. This is totally fine by me, since I prefer darker, semi-sweet chocolate anyway, and that’s the type that doesn’t have milk in it.

Anyway. I saw these boxes at Costco, and they said, 100% Pure Chocolate Chips, and sure enough, the ingredient listing did not have milk ingredients as one of the components. I noticed that the box said there were 2000 chips per pound, and that it was a 5 kg box. I picked up a box and added it to my cart.

Today, I decided to bake up a batch of cookies, and I decided to pull one of the packets of chocolate chips from the Costco box to try them out. I pulled the box out, cut the packing tape open with a knife, lifted the flaps of the box, and saw a single layer of translucent blue plastic, under which I could see the chocolate chips.

What I could not see were seams in the plastic, or distinct smaller packages.

I lifted up that layer of plastic, and found myself looking down directly on chocolate chips.

The box had had a single plastic bag placed inside it, and had then been filled with chocolate chips. I thought I had bought a box of bags of chocolate, but I had actually bought a box of chocolate.

Except the box doesn’t close up again once you open it, so I had to move the chips into Ziploc bags. I filled three big freezer bags.

I don’t think I need to buy any more chocolate chips for a while.

On a related note, it’s a really good thing I didn’t just decide to cut the box open while it was still on its side! That would have been a mess and a half. They really ought to warn a person.
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Anyways, I am not a sporty person. I remember we would do this fitness test thing in gym when I was a kid, and I always did terribly at it. I wasn’t fast, and I wasn’t strong, so my performance was typically pretty firmly in the Participant scoring zone. Granted, when I got a bit older my performance improved, and I earned better badges as a result – a couple of years I got bronze, and I think one year I even managed to get gold. I never got the top honour, though – I think it was called Excellence.

The point, though, is that I wasn’t one of those kids who was particularly interested in playing sports, and I was never really interested in watching sports either. Both of those hold true today. I don’t play sports. I don’t watch sports, be they live or on TV.

You’d think, then, that the Summer Olympics wouldn’t be very interesting to me, and that I would largely ignore that it was going on. I certainly thought that that would be true. And to a certain degree, it is – I’m not glued to the coverage broadcasts, I’m not constantly chasing down the results from the various events, I don’t have the event schedule memorized.

I have, however, caught a few events by chance at odd moments.

Each time that’s happened, I’ve felt myself getting sucked into an odd vortex to another universe where I am not really me – instead, I’m a person who does care about many different sports. I find myself being transfixed by BMX bike races, or diving competitions, or track races.

No, I don’t ride BMX, or race on my bike, or even really ride my bike. No, I don’t dive – I don’t even swim. No, I don’t run.

When they’re Olympic events, though, somehow they suddenly seem important, and suddenly I need to finish watching and see the final results.

Maybe there’s some subliminal messaging going on in the broadcast.
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