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Okay guys, here’s a hot gallery starring the mature Hooker theme. The ‘Hooker’ in this case, is an attractive milf named Brooklyn Lee. It’s sort of a fun theme.. A gorgeous girl comes late in the middle of the night… Gets paid a little bit of cash, and you both have wonderful sex before she slips out into the night – to never be seen again. It’s a kinky little fantasy – and I understand that quite a few people like the hooker fantasy.. (Not the actual hooker experience – but just the dark role playing fantasy.

Anyway, once bitten, twice paranoid… When I was a young girl, my mother would zip up my coats for me, and she would always warn me to be careful and not stick my fingers in the path of the zipper, and not move around while she was zipping up near my neck. I once asked her why, and she told me she didn’t want me to get pinched in the zipper. I asked how that could happen, and she pointed out the little teeth of the zipper, and showed me how they locked together when the zipper was done up. If your skin gets caught between the teeth, it’ll pinch and hurt, she said. You might even get a cut.

Now, I was quite young, and therefore had a rather rudimentary young child’s view of how the human body is organized and works. I knew there was blood on the inside. I knew that if you got a cut, then blood would come out. I had absolutely no understanding of the circulatory system, or veins or arteries or capillaries, so I suppose in my view – and I didn’t really consciously think this through, as is typical of young kids – a person’s skin served to keep all their blood in, and the bones and other things were sort of in a structured suspension inside the blood. Cuts in the skin allowed blood to escape. Small cuts like papercuts were no big deal, and healed up quickly enough before blood loss got critical. But I also knew that sometimes people stabbed other people to try and kill them, and the problem with stabbing was blood loss. So I must have figured that if a cut got big enough, severe enough, then too much blood comes out and the person dies.

So there I am with my limited understanding of how the human body is structured, and my mother is telling me that a zipper could give me a nasty pinch and maybe even a cut if I’m not careful. I distinctly remember running my finger along the plastic teeth of my coat’s zipper, and commenting that the teeth didn’t feel sharp, and that’s when Mum pointed out the locking action when the zipper is done up, followed quickly by an order to withdraw my fingers so she could finish zipping me up, and to watch out for my neck and chin as she zipped up the collar. All that put together left me with this notion that zippers are sort of evil, and could potentially cause severe bodily harm.

Consequently, even though I am all grown up now and have a better understanding of many things, I’m a bit nervous around zippers. Not so nervous that I avoid them altogether, but I still exaggeratedly retract my chin and neck when zipping up my coats all the way, or if I’m wearing a top that has a zip neck and I’m doing it up. Sometimes I cringe inwardly when I see other people behaving cavalierly with their zippers. Sometimes I cringe outwardly when I see other people behaving cavalierly with their zippers.

Cognitively, though – despite all appearances otherwise – I know that zippers don’t pose any real threat to me. Not even the ones with metal teeth that have slightly rough edges to them.

A couple of days ago, I was rushing out the door to go to work, and I was pulling on my boots, since it had snowed some. My boots zip up, so I reached down with my right hand to zip up my left boot as I reached for my handbag with my left hand.

Meaning I wasn’t really paying attention to where exactly my hand was going as it sought out the zipper pull.

Suddenly I felt pain in my pinky finger, and that got my attention – I stopped reaching for my handbag, planted both feet firmly on the ground, and then looked at my right pinky finger. I saw the cause of the pain – a slender slice had appeared in my finger, about half an inch long. As I examined it, the margins of the cut grew pink, and then a thin line of blood appeared.

I had cut myself.

On my zipper.

I took a closer look at the offending zipper, all the while trying to ignore the mounting fire in my finger. One of the teeth right at the top of the zipper – perhaps not even a tooth, but some other structural component of the zipper – had gotten a bit bent out of shape, and was now presenting as a jagged bit sticking out slightly from the boot. In my moment of inattention, I had essentially dragged my finger along that jagged bit, neatly slicing myself open.

It’s been a couple of days now, and my finger is still tender.

I have resolved to be much more careful around zippers.

They have teeth. They bite.
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Asian Christmas Porn - Blowjob in Santa Hat
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Okay guys, I know Christmas is over… But I can still try to hold on to it a little bit longer! In reality, I actually just found this Asian Christmas Porn gallery, and realized how little I had been posting since my blog was breaking daily.
Now that my XXX blog is running a bit smoother, I can post a few more of the holiday porn galleries, and we can pretend that Christmas is still on it’s way with all of the presents that follow! :)

Anyway, shiny, but not new…

I did it.

I went for broke and removed the matte screen protector from my iPhone, and installed the shiny film that was a match to the film that I put on the back.

The result is pretty slick – both literally and figuratively. I didn’t get the alignment exactly perfect – I have yet to do that – but there aren’t any bits of film hanging off an edge, no creases or wrinkles, so I’ll take it. The phone now feels more like a bare one – very smooth, glassy surface. The matte film also subdued the display a bit – everything looks a bit brighter and crisper with this crystal film.

It’s actually a bit like having a brand new phone! Without all the new phone setup steps to get it all figured the way I like it.

There is a downside, though – the crystal film shows fingerprints and smudges far more readily than the matte film did. I may tuck a microfibre towelette into my handbag so that I can shine it up whenever I feel the need – I got a few as freebies some years ago when I was using a freebie promotional gift card to buy some contact lens cleaning solution, and the solution didn’t use up the balance of the card and the promotion didn’t allow for an unused balance to be kept for later purchases. Faced with a spend it or lose it decision, I opted to spend it, and grabbed some eyeglass lens cleaning kits, complete with solution and microfibre cloths.

They’ve hardly seen any use.

So maybe there’s a silver lining here after all.

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Okay guys, here’s another hot Halloween porn gallery. This time, from Amateur-Allure starring a sexy brunette dressed as Princess Leia! I’m not sure what the ‘average age’ of you guys are, but I remember watching a ‘Friends’ episode (The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy) in which Ross and Rachel discussed their fantasies… And Ross wanted to have sex with Princess Leia. A little googling surprised me.. Apparently it’s a bit of a fetish!
Eitherway, this XXX Halloween gallery from Amateur Allure has the hot brunette dressed in a white robe, with a light saber, and her hair in Leia buns. Plus she gives a great blowjob, gets fucked, and then swallows cum. I bet Leia never did that!

Anyway, I know someone whose parents own some vineyard and orchard property out in the Okanagan Valley. Consequently, she will drive all the way out there to visit during the summer, and return with loads of surplus fresh fruit that she happily distributes among members of her social circle. I am one of those fortunate people, so I get some lovely free fruit from her. Last year, I was able to enjoy some BC cherries. This year, I was able to score some apples, pears, and plums.

As I was gleefully pulling pears, my produce benefactors drew my attention to some compact-looking bunches of small grapes, some green, some a purple so dark they almost appeared black. The green, I was told, were chardonnay grapes, while the purple were merlot grapes.

Now, I know enough to know that wine comes from grapes, and different wines come from different grapes, and chardonnay and merlot are indeed wine grapes. I’d never heard of anyone eating them fresh before, though. So, I asked – Are they for eating, or for other purposes? I was thinking that perhaps my hosts had confused me with someone who is very handy in the kitchen, and might now how to turn otherwise inedible fruit into fabulous jams or preserves of some sort.

I was assured that no, these could be eaten, and were in fact quite tasty, and I was encouraged to take some to try. So I did. I selected a tiny bunch of nice-looking chardonnay grapes, and another small bunch of the merlot grapes – though the merlot bunch ended up being twice as large as the chardonnay.

I said my thank yous, packed my haul into my car, headed home and carefully stashed it all in the fridge.

This was a little over a week ago. Today, I finally washed up the grapes to give them a try. I washed all the chardonnay, and about a third of the merlot.

Turns out, these grapes are darn tasty fresh. They’ve got seeds, which is a bit of a nuisance, and the skins are a bit sour, as grape skins tend to be, but the flavour of the flesh more than makes up for those annoyances.

Which leads me to wonder why anyone would have thought it would be a good idea to take large quantities of this really nice stuff, mash it up, and stuff it in a keg to sit until it ferments?

I suppose the answer essentially boils down to something like, To get the precious alcohol.

Being someone for whom alcohol has limited utility, though, I think I’d rather take the grapes.

I wonder if it would be rude of me to flat-out ask for more of these grapes next year?
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Okay guys, here’s another hot Amateur Allure gallery starring an Asian. This Asian looks much hotter than in the last Asian Amateur Allure gallery I posted of her. Maybe I don’t like the colour red? Eitherway, Mika has a sexy shaved pussy, gives a great blowjob and gets her tight, fully shaved Asian pussy stuffed with cock! Amateur Allure is great.

Anyways, gobble that turkey!!
Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving on the second Monday in October.

Or, well, that’s what the calendar says.

In my own experience, though, Canadians actually do the celebrating of Thanksgiving on the Sunday before the holiday Monday, and then spend the actual holiday recovering from the gorging that took place the night before.

I had my celebration dinner tonight, and I certainly ate a good portion, but I don’t think I overdid it. There was a turkey that had been grilled on a barbecue, there were oven-roasted tiny potatoes, there were mashed sweet potatoes (that I brought, and should have thought to add nutmeg, cinnamon, cardamom, and allspice to, but I was following a new recipe – next time I’ll remember, because I’ve made better than these), there was canned cranberry sauce, there were McIntosh apples sautéed in non-dairy margarine with salt, pepper, and fresh thyme, and a jello salad.

We didn’t do that thing where we go around the table announcing what it is that we’re thankful for, and I can’t speak for the others, but I know I quietly reflected on what I’m thankful for.

Everything.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
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Brazilian Blowjob - POV
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Okay guys, here’s a hot, ethnic porn gallery featuring a Brazilian model – Summer Slate. It’s funny, when I hear ‘Brazilian’, I always think dark haired, tanned skin, and brown eyes… sort of like that Colombian actress on Modern Family, SofĂ­a Vergara.
However, just like Sofia Vergara is actually blonde, Brazilian XXX actress Summer Slate from Amateur Allure presents herself that way as well. I think Summer Slate’s blondeness might be fake though.

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I bought some new dress pants this past May, at which point I was sort of not needing dress pants much since I wasn’t working over the summer, so when they arrived I washed them and hung them in the closet, where they waited to be pressed into service in the fall.

Fall did indeed arrive, and I have been wearing those dress pants – and I must say, they fit much better than my old ones, which is good, since my old ones were sort of at a point of not fitting that well anymore.

There is one problematic thing about these new pants, though. Since I never wore them before fall arrived and I needed them for work, I never noticed this before – the pockets are all sewn shut. They have front slit pockets, not jeans style, but just those spots in the side seam where the seam opens up into a pocket – that opening is mostly seamed shut on these pants.

I’m actually a bit confused as to why the pocket opening is shut like this. The pocket exists, there’s a pouch of fabric inside the pants that makes up the pocket, so it’s not as though they’re trying to prevent people from getting fooled by a decorative non-functioning pocket. The seaming was also done after the fact – it’s not a design feature, and the reason I say this is because the seams don’t match up on both sides of the pants. One is positioned a touch higher than the other – I can easily slide my thumb through the gap left at the bottom of the pocket on one side, but it’s much snugger on the other because the closing seam starts lower.

I’d like to get those seams out, so I can use my pockets – I’m not in the habit of actually putting objects in my pockets, but I do tend to hook my thumbs in there when walking or talking, and I keep getting foiled by the seams, and that ends up throwing off my groove. To do that, I need a seam ripper – I shudder at the thought of trying to do it with scissors, that just seems like asking for a chance to ruin my new pants.

Many years ago, I had my own seam ripper – I took a sewing class at school, and it was on the list of supplies we were to obtain. I’m pretty sure it’s lost. I’ll have to find myself a new one.

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