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Click the picture for hot XXX pictures of a redhead giving a soapy massage!

Okay guys, today’s gallery features a hot pornstar with Orange hair giving a ‘Bubbly Massage’…. They almost have the idea of the ‘asian soap massage’ down, but they’re missing the slip ‘n’ slide action!! The whole point of a soap massage is to have a petite Asian girl slide up and down your body….

Anyways, it must be magic…

One of my favourite flavours of Jelly Belly jellybeans is the juicy pear flavour. Somehow, they have perfectly captured the exact taste of chomping down into a wonderfully fresh, ripe pear. It’s not simply a pear-flavoured jellybean – when you chomp into the jellybean, you get that same sensation of freshness as you would from an actual pear.

How do they do that? I can’t wrap my mind around how that works, and how they would have figured out how to simulate it in a candy, because I’m really not sure how one would describe it in a way that would allow you to concoct a reasonable substitute. I can’t identify any component subflavours in there.

Then again, perhaps that’s not saying much – I believe I’ve mentioned previously that my sense of taste is rather binary. Just because I can’t detect the flavours doesn’t mean they’re not there. Dr. Pepper is touted to be a fine blend of twenty-three distinct flavours, and while I don’t care much for the stuff, I have tasted it before, and I think the only flavour I was really able to identify was cherry. Further sampling might enable me to detect more, but as I said, I’m not fond of the stuff, so why would I subject myself to that?

I encountered a similar sense of fascination and wonder with a jar of skin cream I tried a few years ago. It was fragranced to smell like chocolate chip cookie dough, but not the raw dough – it actually smelled the way cookies smell as they’re baking in the oven. Not the way the cookies smell once they’ve cooled either, there’s a subtle difference, but they captured it and infused the cream with it. While my nose told me very certainly that this was the smell of a baking chocolate chip cookie, I was baffled. What exactly was I smelling that my brain was interpreting as baking?. I was tempted to give it a lick….

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Click the picture for a hot movie and pictures of a ginger giving a blowjob!

Okay guys, here’s a hot combination gallery (pictures and movies) of a sexy redhead giving head, and then getting cum on her face. In this case, the pornstar herself is named Ginger Redd….. Now, is the term ginger derogatory? Or do Redheaded people not mind being called gingers? Either way, redhead and ginger porn is pretty rare, and I do enjoy it. When I find a good redhead XXX gallery, I try to get it up here on the net!

Anyways, in my previous apartment, I never opened the windows, never pulled back the blinds or curtains to let sunshine in. Why?

The windows were never opened because I was trying to minimize the appearance of spiders in my home – ideally, I’d have liked to have completely prevented spiders from getting in, but I strongly suspect that that would have been impossible. As for the no sun thing? No, I wasn’t in a vampire stage or something. There was a bit of a storage space issue, so the floor space in front of the windows was filled with stuff, making accessing the windows a bit tricky. So I just didn’t bother.

Now, I have more space, so the windows are accessible, spiders aren’t a huge issue anymore – in that there are fewer here, not that I’ve grown as a person and am now okay with sharing my living space with arachnids – and I have these lovely blinds that let light in, yet provide complete privacy. Sometimes, though, I will open them up to let a bit more light in, particularly as the sun fades for the day.

It’s nice, but given my propensity to peer into the windows of homes as I go by at night, when the inside is illuminated and highly visible, you’d think I’d be more mindful of my behaviour when the blinds are up, it’s dark outside, and the lights are on.

I wonder what the neighbours who can see in must think of me at times…. Sometimes I get ready for bed with my windows wide open….. No stalking me with zoom lenses!!!

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Click the picture for a hot gangbang of Adrianna Nicole!!!

I meant to collect a new porn gallery for you, but my server seems broken! It won’t let me connect externally… grrrrr… So here’s another interracial picture and movie gallery from the guys who do BlacksOnBlondes Candy Monroe, and Spring Thomas!! They specialize in interracial porn – cuckolding, gangbangs, teen sluts, and more!

Anyways…. Filling the need…

I opened my sock drawer today, and saw no clean socks.

Well. I saw clean socks, but they all either have holes in them or have done that thing where they shrink slowly over repeated washings so they no longer fit the way I like.

Now, it is April, and sandal season promises to be here soon – after all, I did buy nail polish remover the other day in anticipation of decorating my toesies for proud display in sandals. That being said, we’re not quite there yet, weather wise – I’d be suffering from chilly toesies if I tried to go out and about in sandals. That and I haven’t actually painted my toenails yet.

So I did some laundry today. I actually got all my socks washed. Now my sock drawer is full of clean socks with no holes that fit the way I like them to.

Now watch, we’ll be hit with a weirdo heat wave, and I’ll want to wear sandals tomorrow….

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a sexy blindfolded teen sucking cock!!!!

Okay guys, dipping penis into honey definitely makes for a better picture than dipping penis into peanut butter… The blindfold aspect is also erotic. I bet that 90% of women have ‘blindfolded’ or ‘tied up’ as one of their top 5 fantasies. If you haven’t tried it, make sure you do! This gallery comes from a ‘braces‘ fetish site..

Anyways, how mythological…

Quite some time ago, I took a class that was all about Greek mythology. There was a teensy bit of Roman mythology tossed in there for good measure, but it was predominantly about the Greek gods and their stories. Sadly, I do not remember as much as I would have hoped.

I remember the main gods’ names, and what they were, um, responsible for, and I have a good sense, I think, of the relationships that existed between them – who was whose offspring or sibling or spouse or what have you. Everything else I was taught only exists in my head as hazy, vague snippets of those epic stories. I wish I could remember more. I realize I could hunt down translations of those tales and reread them to refresh my memory, but, well, let’s just say that’s not really a priority at this juncture.

The one thing I remember quite vividly from the class? A friend of a friend letting out an audible noise of disbelief and despair at seeing the size of the required textbook. He was taking the class hoping it would be an easy A. Perhaps obviously, he dropped it shortly thereafter…

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of yet another super young, super sexy hardcore teen!! Lil Emma gets fucked in her ass. XXX

Okay guys, here’s yet another brand new site featuring a barely legal 18 year old getting fucked! In fact, unlike the other young teens I posted – Little Emma gets her ass fingered before she gets her ass fucked! LilEmma is from the same people who did Cute Christina and Lil Maya that i posted yesterday and the day before… I hope you enjoy her!

Anyways, today I happened to be looking at a piggy bank. As I picked it up, it made a swishy rattly sound as loose change jangled around inside. It’s a hefty, sturdy ceramic thing, and I turned it over to see where the stopper was and what kind it was. To my surprise, there was none – the only opening was the slot in the top where coins were to be inserted.

I turned to the piggy bank’s owner, and said in surprised tones, There’s no stopper in the bottom of this guy.

The completely unfazed reply came, Nope.

I tilted the piggy bank in my hands, the coins swirled around inside. So I guess the change that’s in there is stuck forever?

Uhmm, no, it’ll come out.

This earned a quizzical look from me. But there’s no hole with a stopper. How do you get the coins out without smashing it?

You stick a knife in the top.

I thought about that for a moment, and imagined someone taking a butter knife and theatrically plunging it into the coin slot, at which point there would be a sound and then coins would fly out while lights flashed and mystical fog swirled about. This seemed highly improbable. Still, I must have had an odd look on my face, because suddenly there was laughter, and a butter knife was fetched from the kitchen, and the technique was demonstrated for me. Turns out, when you insert the knife blade into the slot, it bumps up against the coins inside, turning them on their sides, so that they can then fall through the slot when the piggy bank is held upside down.

So really, not so magical. Still. Who would have thought a not-at-all-sharp knife would be the key to opening a stopper-less piggy bank?

I think I need more sleep.

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Click the pic for super high resolution pictures of pierced teen Jayden Williams sucking cock and getting fucked!!!

Okay guys, here’s a hot teen with a pierced nipple in super high resolution! I have nothing really special to say about her… She’s sort of cute, the pictures are really big.. all in all, it’s a win!

Anyways, is this some new trend?

I believe I’ve mentioned previously here that a friend of mine is starting up her own at-home small business – the custom scented lotion thingy.

Someone else I know is also dipping her toes into the world of selling things from home – only instead of appealing to the nose and skin, she’s making a foray into eye appeal, and selling sterling silver jewelry. Not jewelry that she made herself – it’s one of those corporate structures where individuals place orders with a rep, who turns around and submits the orders, then distributes the merchandise when it arrives. Today she dropped off a catalogue for me to have a peek through. Not too long ago, one of my cousins was rounding up people to go to a jewelry sales event – if she got five people to go with her, she’d get a $100 credit towards her purchases. Since my cousin has a rather generous soul, she was planning on dividing up the credit with her guests, so everyone would benefit. This selling stuff from home thing seems to be on the rise, though – or, well, it seems to be in my admittedly small social circles.

That being said, I did look through the catalogue, and was not surprised to see that the vast majority of it was not to my taste – I don’t wear necklaces, I don’t wear bracelets, I don’t do big clunky jewelry, and I don’t care much for pearl. All these don’ts ended up eliminating much of the available selection. There were, however, a few rare pairs of earrings that I quite liked. They weren’t cheap – the cheapest pair I liked was a pair of simple sterling silver teardrops on earwires for $19 – but they weren’t overly extravagantly priced either – the most expensive pair I liked was a pair of little flowers with cubic zirconia centres on earwires for $52.

I may end up placing an order – nothing over the top, just the teardrops and a pair little dangly cubic zirconia stars, for which they’re asking $25. A little treat for me.

Ignoring, of course, the other treats for me that I’ve already purchased and are coming my way. Like all those Crocs. The other day a box was delivered, and I was quite mystified as to its contents, then opened it up and found inside a couple of shirts that I’d forgotten I’d ordered, from the Department of Goods.

It may be time to step away from the keyboard. Or the new trend may be me spending stupid amounts of money. Wasn’t I just talking about maybe splurging on a new Coach wallet???

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of a cute brunette teen having sex while sucking on a sucker!

Heya guys – here’s another ‘lolita inspired’ gallery that’s actually pretty hot! It stars a slim brunette teen with a shaved pussy and a pierced belly button having sex with the ice cream man! She starts off in a school girl outfit, chasing after the ice cream truck so she can buy a phallic shaped popsicle, and ends up licking a giant sucker as she gets fucked by the large cock of the ice cream man!

Anyways, it’s rationalizing…

Okay.

I’ve been having a fair amount of Coke lately. I think I had at least one dose serving everyday for most of August, and since then I don’t think I’ve been doing the daily thing, but I certainly haven’t been skipping more than two days a week. Maybe even only one day a week has been Cola-free.

My initial reaction to this realization was a sort of knee-jerk disappointment. Oh, that’s not good, I thought. Too much caffeine, too much sugar. I know this one guy, he went to the doctor because he was having weird issues with his heart racing and palpitating, and the doctor told him it was too much Coke, and he was ordered to not have any more for a full year so that he could fully detox and get his heart back to normal. I thought carefully about how much I’ve been consuming lately, and I remembered his story, and I mentally shook my head sadly, thinking that perhaps the time had come for me to detox as well.

But wait. Hold the phone.

This guy, he was having Coke everyday, but he was also drinking lots everyday. As in, he would go through a 2 L bottle of it everyday. At least. That’s a lot! It’s also far more than what I’ve been having – sure, I might have some everyday, but most days I limit myself to a single can. That’s 355 mL. Okay, some days I might go bonkers and have two cans. That’s 710 mL. Probably the most I ever consume within a 24 hour period is 800 mL. Less than one litre. Less than one half of what Mr. Coke-induced-heart-condition was downing.

And and and! People drink coffee all the time. At least one cup a day. It doesn’t seem to have any adverse effects. Okay, yes, if someone overdoes it one day they may be jittery and weird for a bit, but I don’t know of anyone suffering from any chronic conditions that are the direct result of long-term daily coffees. Coffee also has more caffeine in it than Coca-Cola does. So even with daily Coke, I’m still on the lighter end of the caffeine scale, as I don’t drink coffee at all.

Right? Right?

Sounds reasonable and rational to me. Now pass me that unopened can of the good stuff.

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of Suzy Diamond getting double penetrated!

Okay guys – again, this is an awesome preview picture… It’s the main reason I chose to post this gallery! Suzy Diamond looks very sultry and sexy as she cleans the cum off her face! You can see her lick cum off her lips… Typical of Private.Com, the pictures posted featuring incredibly attractive European Pornstars getting absolutely filthy. Anal sex, double penetration and more!!

Anyways, sometimes I’m a bit clumsy….

I know I’m not the most agile person on the planet. I didn’t think my clumsiness had yet reached that point where I could be a goofy sidekick in a cheesy movie though.

Today I was feeling a bit like celebrating, so I decided to treat myself to some ice cream, and popped into Ben & Jerry’s. I bought myself some Cherry Garcia – I don’t think I’ve ever had that one before. I paid, and stepped back outside to eat as I walked. I’ve wandered through malls while eating ice cream before, so I figured walking on the sidewalk should be of similar if not equal difficulty level.

About ten paces away from the store, somehow I managed to put my elbow in my ice cream.

Not a great big scoop-ruining dunk. More of a brush of the elbow against the top of the scoop – I ended up with a small smear of ice cream on my elbow. I looked around to see if anyone was now pointing and laughing, and no one was. I remembered childhood school chums telling me that it’s impossible to lick your own elbow, and wiped the ice cream away with the back of my other hand. I figured, it’s okay, this isn’t too noticeable, I’ll be able to continue on my way, and take care of clean up later.

Then about twenty paces later, I turned the corner, took about five steps, and managed to put my chin into my ice cream.

No wonder that couple crossed to the other side of the street as soon as they saw me coming a few minutes later….

Oh, and I nearly forgot the best part. It wasn’t an ice cream cone. It was a scoop of ice cream in a cup, and I was eating it with a spoon. And when I say I put my elbow in, and then my chin, I mean they went into the cup. The elbow is weird in any event, but don’t ask me to explain how I managed to put my chin into a cup of ice cream when I was eating it with a spoon….

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Click the pic for a hot Korean Teen Anal gallery!

Okay guys – maybe I should have left this Korean teen anal gallery until a Friday night.. Some time when not too many people are awake to look at it, and don’t have time to check back in until I have a second blog post up….. I’m not even sure why I picked this gallery in the first place? I guess just because it was Asian, group sex, and anal! She’s more attractive then she looks in my preview picture! ^_^

Anyways, it’s secret time….

Yes, I see the irony of writing up a little blurb about something I’m claiming is a secret, and then posting it on a blog for all the world to see.

My main concern, though, is that this secret remains a secret from three people: my mother, my father, and my dentist…. None of which I hope even *know* about this blog…

The big secret? Lately, I have been feeling too lazy to floss my teeth before bed with increasing frequency.

Not that I find flossing to be some sort of strenuous activity, demanding super high energy levels or anything – I’m not Olympic flossing here. Just your normal, run of the mill flossing.

But, if I’m feeling sort of tired, or lethargic – you know, lazy – I’ll spend a few moments to think back on what I ate during the day. Did I eat anything that would easily get caught between my teeth? If I did, have I eaten anything else since then? Or did I have a relatively easy chewing sort of day? And if I determine that there shouldn’t be anything stuck between my teeth, I will go ahead and skip the flossing part of my bedtime hygiene routine.

Never mind that I know that plaque builds up in very tiny spaces, and if left there it can harden into tartar, and cause tooth decay, and cause gingivitis. You’d think with my dental history I’d be obsessively flossing after every meal and snack.

Now pinky swear you won’t tell my mum and dad!!!

Don’t tell them about this blog either. Or the fact that I was posting an Asian Group Sex gallery here. Enjoy!!!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy asian blowbang!!!

Okay guys, here’s a blow bang gallery of sexy Asian teen pornstar “Asia”!! (Correct me if I’m wrong!!)… Asia is probably the dirtiest, kinkiest Asian porn teen on the market right now…. The majority of her scenes involve interracial, gangbangs, or at the very least, dp and group sex!!! Just a few years ago, you’d be hard pressed to find kinky Asian teens in USA porn movies… Especially ones that are as hardcore as Asia… Enjoy!

Anyways, guess where I am?? I mentioned the tranquility, now I’ll give you another hint…. I’m about as far away from Montreal as I can be, while still remaining within Canadian borders! I flocked to where the most Asians are in Canada (Vancouver), and then continued a little past to Vancouver Island.

Vancouver Island is the perfect retreat after a week in Vegas. It’s the complete opposite. Quiet, calm, relaxing… The blinking lights and electronic beeps are slowly fading from their persistent position in my frontal lobe… Maybe I’ll be able to get some quality work done!!

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