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Anyways… Exhaustion…

I’m deadlining. Again. I know I’ve mentioned something in the past about this perpetual state I seem to exist in when it comes to work stuff – I just procrastinate, thinking I’ve got loads of time, and I do all sorts of other things thinking that I’m appropriately prioritizing things in my workload, and then suddenly wake up and realize I’ve let something slip through the cracks and now I’ve really got to crank long and hard to get it done by the set deadline.

I don’t like that I do this. You’d think that my being aware of the pattern might give me some sort of power to put a stop to it, but no. It seems to be coded into my DNA to proceed as I have been proceeding.

For the first time, though, I’m feeling weirdly tired before the big push. As if the knowledge of the upcoming long hours and possibly late night hauls is weighing on me.

I mean, I got plenty of sleep last night, slept in rather blissfully this morning, I worked a few hours on the project today, and I am feeling rather zonked. I’ve been awake less than fourteen hours, and I want to go to bed. So rather than try to stay up and push through a bit more tonight, I’m just going to give in.

Tomorrow will be better. Right?
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Anyways… Still Potterific…
As I mentioned, I’ve been reading the Harry Potter books recently. Part of me had been hoping to get through all seven of them by now, but life kept interfering, with its insistence that I actually do real work, so I’m just working my way through the Prisoner of Azkaban now.

Something’s been bothering me a bit though.

Hermione is a very talented and clever witch – intelligent, quick thinker, problem solver, wicked memory, amazing work ethic. All of this comes together to make the girl a veritable encyclopedia of all things pertaining to the world of magic, and she appears to have a real, strong desire to internalize everything.

My question is, how did she get sorted into Gryffindor? Or, perhaps more to the point, why didn’t she get sorted into Ravenclaw?

If Ravenclaw is the house that prioritizes intelligence, cleverness, and the pursuit of knowledge, well, isn’t that list of qualities just Hermione in abstract form?

Of course, if she had been placed in Ravenclaw, well, she wouldn’t have become such good friends with Harry and Ron, and probably many things would have needed to be worked differently in the grand storyline. So I understand the practical reasons behind that sorting.

It just seems like a bit of a honking plot hole.

A plot hole?! I was wondering how those writers were going to get us out of this… – Tiny Toons

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Anyways…. Donut run..

Have you ever met a person who didn’t like donuts?

I would imagine that such a person would be difficult to find, simply because the label donut applies to such a wide range of treats – they could be simple, yeast dough glazed donuts, they could have thick frosting on top with sprinkles, they could be filled with jelly and coated with icing sugar, they could have cream inside with a thick layer of frosting on top, they could be fritters, they could be crullers, they could be made of chocolate cake… Well. That covers a lot of different donuts, and it’s not an exhaustive list. So, chances are excellent that you’ll find something to your liking in a donut shop.

Now, Canadians typically flock to Tim Horton’s for their donuts, but I must admit to a fondness for Krispy Kreme donuts – the original plain glazed ones. Their fancy ones are good too, but there is something wonderful about those simple signature donuts that really hits the donut spot. Unfortunately, Krispy Kreme locations are not exactly abundant in this country, so going to fetch some can be quite a trek, and often is ruled out for reasons of practicality. So most of my donut runs are either to Tim Horton’s, which is still good, just not Krispy Kreme, or sometimes I just the local grocery store.

The local grocery store donuts tend to be a bit more hit or miss. Sometimes they’re dry. Sometimes, they’re not sweet enough. Usually I’m left with a sad recognition that these are nowhere near Krispy Kreme donuts.

A few years ago, I was apartment hunting, and I viewed a place that was across the street from a Dunkin’ Donuts. I didn’t rent that apartment, but I wonder how my life would have run differently if I had.

I sort of wonder if my dress size would have changed….

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Okay guys, there’s something about tanned skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair glinting in the sunlight. It’s incredibly attractive – and makes me wish that I was blonde and blue eyed! It would also help to live in California near a beach. Some place warm, near an ocean…. mmmmm..

Anyways… Stalled….
So I’ve got myself a nice little army of blue zombies in Zombie Farm. They’re a mix of Zmurfs and ZomBeauties, with one regular green zombie that the game gave me as a “bonus” one day. My army is at its maximum size.

The blue zombies are significantly stronger and tougher than the regular green ones, and I am once again able to trounce Old McDonnell and his farmhands – no more getting “e-i-e-i-owned” for a while now! In fact, the past few invasions I’ve done have wrapped up with me not losing a single zombie – not even that weak green freebie I got, he’s been able to be protected by the herd so far.

While this seems great, there is a downside to this – not losing zombies means I’m not planting any new zombies, nor am I planting any vegetable crops in the hopes of mutating my zombies, which means I’m not advancing any in the game. Sadly, successful invasions don’t award experience points – I got some for the very first invasion, because it was successful, but every single one after that has given me bupkiss. Well. I get some gold. But gold isn’t the issue here, since I get gold from harvesting the regular crops too. Gold I got. Experience I need.

I wonder how I should proceed from here? I have a sneaking suspicion that Old McDonnell won’t get any tougher until I’ve advanced some more, level-wise. Probably I should just keep planting zombies for the experience – the excess zombies get sold automagically upon harvesting. It seems so cheap. But I think the game is forcing my hand here.

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Anyways.. I’m giving in…

Today, I attempted two invasions on Old McDonnell’s farm in Zombie Farm. Both times, I had plenty of zombies – 15 the first time, 16 the second; my army cannot exceed 16 zombies. Both times, my zombies were very hungry, so they were quite keen to get into the fray of the invasion.

And both times, I was thoroughly whupped.

It became abundantly clear after the second loss that this game has been constructed in such a way that the only way I can continue playing is if I purchase that Blue Headstone.

Now, part of me is miffed, and wants to just walk away, move on to something else.

A larger, more vocal part of me, on the other hand, is screaming that it’s well worth one lousy dollar to keep playing.

So I paid the dollar. I got my Blue Headstone. I’ve grown some blue zombies – Zmurfs, with some ZomBeauties planted to replace the Zmurfs as needed.

I’ve also attempted another invasion, with hungry zombies, so not as enthusiastic as very hungry zombies, and I only lost one of my Zmurfs.

I’m back at it! Watch out, Old McDonnell. I’m coming for your brains. Though I suspect those are in relatively short supply, since he keeps coming back after my zombies tear through his farm. I’d think if he were smarter, he’d leave….

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I am my mother’s daughter. I don’t like bugs.

It matters not whether they are winged or crawly. It matters not how many legs they have – be it six, eight, or many more. It matters not whether they are the sort that hunt humans, the sort that are pests to humans, or the sort that are beneficial to humans.

I don’t like any of them, and I really don’t like it when they get into my living space. Too bad for me, this is pretty much inevitable in the summertime, since I have to open the door to leave, and open it again to come back home, and the little opportunistic freaks are fast. That and my home is not a hermetically sealed box, so I realize that there are probably many other ways that insects can gain access that I would really rather not think about.

So I understand that being one of the many creatures that walk this earth, the probability of me having to deal with insect encounters in my home runs pretty high.

Too bad for them, though, I have a secret weapon – a bug zapper. It’s a thing that’s sort of shaped like a tennis racquet, but smaller, with tines where the tennis racket strings would be that become electrified at the press of a button thanks to a battery. This thing is fabulous because it means I can kill the rotters without having to touch them or squish them, or clean up the squishing aftermath, and it’s particularly useful with winged ones, because I can swing wildly at the area where I last saw the bug, and I have a better chance at getting it armed than I do trying to clap at it on my own. Those flying ones all seem to have a weird teleporting ability – they’ll suddenly wink out of sight even though you haven’t taken your eyes off them and you haven’t blinked. Argh.

I just got one of the airborne ones with my electro-racquet. It eluded me for a bit, but I persisted in my hunt, and was rewarded with watching the evil thing sizzle on the electrified tines, then I got the deep satisfaction of flushing the dead thing down the toilet. It is gone away from me forever.

Yup. I don’t like bugs.

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Now, that brings to mind the question: If you could pick any 2 types of girls for a threesome, what type would you pick? Do you like variety? An Asian girl and a Blonde girl?? Or would you prefer something a little more homogeneous – 2 blondes or 2 asians for your threesome? My perfect MFF threesome would include a nice Californian blonde..

Anyways, hope springs eternal…

I have never ever won a lottery.

Now, to be perfectly honest, I don’t really play the lottery – I think I’ve bought maybe two cash lottery tickets in my lifetime, and I’ve purchased entries for other draws perhaps a handful of times. As they say, you can’t win if you don’t play, and certainly my results support that statement – I have a miserable track record with the lottery, countless jackpots have gone unclaimed by me because I didn’t have a ticket.

Not that the odds are good if you do buy your tickets. As I said, I’m not exactly a stranger to lotteries, and yet I’ve never won a darn thing. Knowing how poor the odds are doesn’t exactly encourage someone like me – you know, cheap budget-conscious – to part with my money in that sort of fashion. It really doesn’t sit well with the part of me that insists that if I must part with funds, I had darn well better get some tangible product or service in return.

I am, however, more likely to consider buying raffle tickets when they are part of fundraisers for charity, and when this happens, I always allow myself to daydream about how my life would be changed if I did win that fantabulous grand prize. Like the brand new fully furnished luxuriously appointed home. Or the brand new luxury car. Or the exotic vacation. Or the scads of cash. Even though I know it is highly unlikely that I will win squat all, I still picture myself winning it all.

I think there are two appropriate terms for this. One is hopeful. The other is delusional. Perhaps obviously, I like the former a whole lot more.

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Anyways, the Rule of Four…
As I was brushing my teeth this morning, I was sort of idly thinking back to Toy Story 3, which I had the pleasure of seeing over the weekend, and I remembered that early on in the movie, the toys were acknowledging the absence of some toys from the previous movies in the franchise. One of the no-longer-with-us toys was Bo Peep, a ceramic doll who had served as a romantic interest for Woody in the first two movies.

I wondered why Bo Peep was excluded. I tried to remember who had provided Bo Peep’s voice, but could only remember that she had been on some TV show in the 80s, Designing Women, along with Delta Burke and…well, two other women. (I’ve since looked it up – all hail IMDb. Annie Potts is the one who voiced Bo Peep. The other two women were Dixie Carter and Jean Smart. Seems like I should have known that.)

And that got me thinking about other shows that are aimed at a female audience, featuring a sort of leading ensemble of female characters. Designing Women had four women at its core.

The Golden Girls featured the adventures of four women.

The Facts of Life featured the hijinks of four girls.

Desperate Housewives focuses on the lives of four women in suburbia.

Sex and the City follows four female friends in exciting New York City. (I think – haven’t actually watched that one.)

Is it just me, or is this some sort of pattern? Why does there always seem to be four members of the core group?

And then I realized that even in my own life, in high school, when I wasn’t in class I could be found in the company of my three closest friends – making for a total of four of us in the group.

All of which has got me wondering what makes four such a special number, and wondering if it’s a gender-specific sort of thing.

Four. I’m watching for it…. Got my flamethrower ready!

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Anyways… Independence….

The Americans recently celebrated Independence Day. July 4 is also my own personal independence day – it’s the anniversary of the day I had my vision correction done.

I had LASIK in 2008. It’s now 2010. Two whole years of clear vision without glasses or contacts.

If I were to be timewarped back to 2008, wondering if I should go for it or not, I’d totally do it all again. I love not having to fuss with contacts, and solution, and glasses, and making sure I have spare pairs of lenses on hand, and it’s a wonderful to not have to give vision care a second thought when I’m packing to go away – no more worrying about whether the bottles will rupture in my luggage, and sorting out the odds of needing a replacement lens, or maybe even two.

That being said, my current situation is not perfect. I consistently wake up with dry eyes. Painfully dry eyes, actually – I keep a bottle of eyedrops beside the bed, and the first thing I do when waking up is grab that bottle and carefully place a drop into each eye before I attempt to open them. How do I get the drops in without opening my eyes? I pull gently at my lower lid, creating a small opening. The pain is when I try to raise my upper lid – it has more surface area stuck to my dry, sensitive corneas, so that hurts. The lower lid is okay, provided I’m careful and don’t raise the upper lid as I’m doing this. I think there have been fewer than twenty mornings in the past two years where this hasn’t been necessary. So there’s a pretty significant nuisance.

I’m also way more sensitive to onion fumes when chopping onions. I was cutting into a red one the other day, and it didn’t just burn and sting, but I actually had tears run down my face. I was glad I wasn’t in public – but then again, who chops onion in public?

Still, even with the downsides, I’d still absolutely do it again, and if anyone were to ask me, I’d give the procedure a wholehearted endorsement.

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Anyways…. The Piglet complex….
I have never ever been horseback riding.

In the not-too-distant past, horses were a major means of transportation. Young girls dream of horses – I’m not sure why this is, but pretty well every girl has had some soft-focus vision of herself trotting daintily through a flower-filled meadow atop either a pony or a horse. Maybe there are flowers woven into the horse’s mane, or adorning the bridle and reins. Or maybe it’s some phallic power thing… ‘beast between the legs’…

I admit, I’m no stranger to these sorts of daydreams, and I rather think I’d like to try horseback riding, just once. I feel I might rather enjoy it, being up so high, able to travel much greater distances than I could on foot with significantly more ease.

Probably, though, if I were to get that close to a horse in real life, I’d be out of my mind with fear.

Because horses are rather large animals.

And standing next to a fully-grown horse, I would feel rather small. And rather unsafe.

I mean, what if that horse decides I look like a rather tasty snack?
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