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Anyways.. A laughing place…

If you’ve ever been on Splash Mountain in Disney World, you’d know that the storyline of the ride involves Brer Rabbit trying to go to his laughing place.

What’s a laughing place? I would imagine it’s a place where everything is lighthearted and fun, full of carefree whimsy and laughter. Lots and lots of laughter. Small giggles that build up into full out hysterics that can last for, well, an embarrassingly long time.

Now, you might not guess it from seeing me as I’m reading comics, or a funny chunk of text, or watching a comedic movie or TV show. I don’t tend to laugh out loud at those things, unless they truly are devastatingly funny. When I was a wee one, I was reading the comics and laughing uproariously, and the noise was disrupting one of my parents – I no longer remember which one. Parent asked me what all the commotion was about. I replied that I was reading the comics. Parent informed me that I did not need to laugh so loudly. I informed parent of the humourous nature of my reading material. Parent informed me it is possible for one to laugh inside one’s head, so as not to disturb those around me. So now, much of the time, I do.

When in conversation, though, it’s, um, remarkably easy to set me off on a giggling snit that may persist into the sort of laughing fit that kind of resembles a seizure.

Frequenting your laughing place is healthy, right? I wonder if Brer Rabbit’s was really an hallucinogenic herb patch?

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Click the picture for another hot Black Lesbian gallery!

Okay guys, time for another Ebony lesbian gallery… They both have sexy shaved black pussies. The one girl looks ‘gangsta’… She’s dressed in white, has giant lips, and a bit of a gap in her teeth. The last time I posted ‘ebony lesbians’, the XXX gallery went over well, and Pat wanted to find the ‘hottest black girl porn’. Unfortunately, the really hot ebony teen I was thinking of seemed to have removed herself from the Internet… I can’t find her website anymore!!
If you’re not a fan of these gangster lesbians, here’s another black teen you might like – Minnie St. Claire!

Anyways, crumbly…..

Watching TV tonight, I hunkered down with some cookies. I had a couple of Oreos – maybe three? And I had a single Pirate cookie.

Pirate cookies crumble a fair bit when I bite into them. I’m not sure why.

This is problematic and bothersome, though, because those crumbs always end up down my shirt, settling into odd and uncomfortable places. Like between me and my undergarments. Or they find their way even further down, and make a cozy new home in my bellybutton.

Which is why I only had a single Pirate cookie.

Because after spending a good minute with my hand down my shirt fishing out the first cookie, it was all the more maddening to have to do it all again when I had bite number two and more crumbs showered down my top.

Sigh.

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of sexy ebony teens partying in a dorm room!

Okay guys, here’s a dorm room sex picture and movie gallery featuring hot ebony teens getting drunk, and posing nude in their dorm! It’s not often you see a gallery depicting drunk black teens – so I hope you enjoy today’s daredorm update! The same guys do moneytalks, and I believe it’s part of the same “pay one price” network!!!

Anyways, so much for good intentions….

Last year, I did a bit of a frantic scramble when the RRSP contribution deadline rolled around. Meaning, I left making my contribution until the very very last day possible, counting on being able to do it smoothly and quickly online. Then, I logged into my online banking system, and realized that because I had made a change to my account during the year, I would have to phone in and speak to a representative. On the last day where RRSP contributions for the 2008 tax year could be made.

Well. It got done. I sat on hold for a very, very long time, and you might remember my frustration upon realizing that my cordless phone’s battery had died – the hold music had been cutting in and out, and I put the line on speaker phone so I could do other things while I waited, and thus didn’t notice when the line just went completely dead. In any event, eventually it was all done, and I breathed a sigh of relief, followed by a solemn promise to myself – I would not go through this again. For the 2009 tax year, I would sort out my contributions early, and get them done early.

How’s that working out, you might ask?

Well.

Today is February 25.

I have yet to make my 2009 year’s contributions.

Everything’s all set up now – I should be able to do it all online, quickly and painlessly, right???

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The black dorm room sex movie is here

Click the pic for a free gallery from Bangbros – featuring a hot blonde teen and a monster sized cock!!

Okay guys, I’m *pretty* sure that us females aren’t supposed to be able to shove coke-cans up our pussies… But, apparently, any girl that beds this guy needs to be able to take huge objects in all her holes!! I’m not sure how the porn-teen in the gallery takes both him (in her ass), and a huge sex toy (in her pussy) at the same time… At least, not without massive painkillers…

Anyways, guhhhhhhhhh….

I’m still not better.

This is driving me bonkers.

Today, two sweaters. More Icebreaker merino. Actually, the same sweater as yesterday, with another layered on top. Mentally, this seems like overkill, and there are moments when I feel a bit hot in this getup, but mostly I’m comfortable. Except for a dip in my energy level – I think I’m moving a bit more slowly, and I’m definitely trying to move less.

My nose continues to leak. My throat was sore for a bit when I woke up, but it cleared out pretty quickly. Last night I switched to onesie pyjamas for warmth, since when I get hot I kick off the blanket and don’t always succeed in getting back under it when I get cool again. My sleep was not uninterrupted – woke up twice, once at 2 AM, and again at around 3:30 AM. Really didn’t want to get out of bed this morning, but that might not be indicative of anything – I never want to get up…..

I can’t wait till this is done.

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I’ve also started having my LostCherries site update itself automatically – so be sure to check out http://www.lostcherries.com/blog/

Click the pic for a hot porn gallery of a blonde teen hitchiking!

Okay guys, can you guess what made me post this gallery? I love the artistic preview photo… Her blonde hair blowing in the wind.. Hitchhiking on the side of a road near a hay field… It’s a pretty sexy interracial gallery…

Anyways, the sweet tooth wins…

After reflecting upon and then blogging about the considerable stash of sweet tooth approved things that I’ve got on hand, what did I do today?

I made a batch of cheater cupcakes.

I could rationalize it for you – I had some eggs that I needed to use up, and I haven’t had cupcakes in a while, and someone mentioned some fancy pants specialty cupcakes from a hoity-toity boutique that got me in a cupcakey frame of mind.

Bottom line is, instead of doing real work I’m squandering my time making sweets that are completely unnecessary.

Don’t you judge me – it’s brain food!

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Click the pic for a hot gallery featuring a black skinned girl getting fucked by a big, black dick!

Okay guys, since some of you didn’t catch on to my ‘Nigerian Scam’ comment in regards to buying bags off ebay, I figured I’d post some ebony porn!! Hope you enjoy it!!!

Anyways, the perception of age is a funny thing. Or, well, maybe it’s just me and my inability to accurately associate the passage of time with increases in age.

I have several cousins who are quite a bit younger than I am, and I remember a world that existed before they did, and I remember them as tiny infants being welcomed into the big wide world. For some reason, they remain frozen in my mind as wee ones – not infants, but small toddlers. Because they don’t age in my mind, I end up being ridiculously surprised when they hit certain developmental milestones. Nothing struck me as unusual with things like sitting up, learning to walk, and uttering the first words. Not even using full sentences and being able to tell stories seemed odd. But I can’t seem to wrap my head around the concept that they’re not four years old anymore, and I end up saying things that make it look like I think they are very, very dumb.

Once, I was visiting one of my aunts, and was on the phone with a friend and needed to give her my aunt’s phone number so that she could call me back later. I was in the computer room where my cousin, who was about seven at the time, was playing, and he overheard me saying to my friend that I needed to go ask my aunt for the phone number, and he promptly gave it to me. At which point, I looked at him for a split second, then asked, “Are you sure?” He looked at me like I was nuts, and said, “Yeah, I’m pretty sure.” and went back to his game. At which point, I, thinking that it would be easy for a four year old to mix up a phone number, went off to find my aunt to double check the number. As I told my friend on the phone what I was doing, she asked me, “How old is he again? Isn’t he like seven? I’m pretty sure he knows his phone number.”

Another time, one of my uncles was visiting my parents with his two kids, and the older one came over to see what I was looking at – I was seated at the kitchen table reading something, I think it might have been a flier advertising a sale. My cousin would have been about six then, and he said hello, and scanned the flier, and then read out something – I no longer remember what, but I do remember being supremely shocked that he had been able to read the words on the page, because three year olds just don’t read yet. I turned to him, all wide eyed, and exclaimed, “You can read?” He looked at me a bit funny, and said, “Yeah.” As he ran off to play, I turned to his mother and said, ever so intelligently, “He can read?” She laughed and said, “Well, yeah, he’s been reading for a while now. He is six, you know.”

Anyways, enjoy the black girl porn!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy black babe fucking a sexy black dude!

Okay, so the black guy may not be too sexy… In fact, he’s kind of dorky, and the only thing he really has going for him is his huge cock! But she’s definitely a hot, ebony babe!!! And this black female hardcore is a nice change from the usual blonde teens I post!!!!
I’ve posted this girl before in this ‘half-asian, half-black‘, and apparently she’s not half-asian (as per the comments ^_^)…
Eitherway, it’s from monsters of cock..

Anyways, in the past few days I’ve managed to break my blog significantly 3 or 4 times.

I’ve corrupted the database, I’ve broken the theme, I’ve screwed up some plugins…. It hasn’t been good! In an attempt to avoid real work, I decided to start upgrading the blog. I upgraded to the new wordpress – *boom*…

I’m upgraded the theme…. BLUE??? WHY IS IT BLUE??? And then I managed to lose my columns, and defaults…

Then came a new plugin to replace an old antispam one – et voila, it does not work with my version of PHP, and brought the whole blog down….

I think I’ll leave it alone now….

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Click the pic for some black and asian lesbian xxx porn!!!!

Okay – so maybe if one asian female is getting fucked doggystyle while she licks a black girl’s pussy, it *may* not be considered lesbian porn… But whatever, asian and black girl group sex is all good! This comes from Ballhoneys, the same guys who make bangbus….

Anyways, the Victoria Day weekend is here. ^_^

I heard a radio ad refer to this weekend as the May Two-Four weekend. I realize that the ad had an ulterior motive here – it was an ad for a two-for-one sale. Get it? ^_^ But otherwise, isn’t it a bit silly? I mean, the holiday is actually the 19th. The 24th is a ways away….

Well, maybe I’m just being overly picky here. ^_^ At any rate, you can be sure that people will be out enjoying their free day. Unless you work retail. In that case, you’ll be at work, cursing the crowds that are swarming the shops, looking for deals. I wonder if there will be any good sales? ^_^

Happy long weekend, everyone in Canada! ^_^

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of an ebony babe getting fucked hard!

Okay, so this black pornstar isn’t exactly ‘African Porn’, which I get a fair number of google hits for….. And I know a lot of you are fans of ebony babes, so I hope this gallery makes you ‘happy’ ^_^ I guess it might be fairer to call Courtney Foxxx an ‘Ebony Goddess’…. the gallery is from Ballhoneys..

Anyways, I’m not sure why, but it seems like I’m always getting little mysterious cuts and bruises, with no recollection of when or how the injury was sustained. I’ll wake up and go Hm, where’d that little dark spot on my leg come from? or I’ll be doing something and suddenly feel a sharp sting on my hand, take a closer look, and realize there’s a little paper cut there, at which point I’ll wonder how long that’s been there because whatever I’m doing at the time when I notice, I’m nowhere near any paper.

Maybe, though, this is a phase I’ve been stuck in for several years now that is passing. As of this moment, I know where all my owies came from. That tender spot on the palm of my right hand where my ring finger connects is from vacuuming this morning. The stingy little cut on the knuckle of my right thumb was sustained while breaking down boxes for recycling a couple of days ago – I thought I stopped the motion in time to avoid getting a cardboard cut, but I was wrong…. 0_o

Or maybe I know the source of these owies because the sore spot is a recurring vacuum-related thing, and the pain of the cardboard cut registered at the moment it was sustained. Mystery ouchies, then, might be the result of moments of complete inattention. X_x

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Click the pic for a free gallery and a closeup of a hot, black teen spreading her shaved pussy! It’s a free gallery of Little Coco

Okay guys, I’m almost ashamed that I picked that picture as the thumbnail… it’s, well… rather graphic!! I clicked it up and then thought: “Wow, I should put some sort of warning page on my blog – just in case a kid somehow stumbles upon it when searching for “my friend melissa in the midwest” or something!!!!!!!!

Anyways, as I type this, I’ve cracked open a HUGE bag of beef nuggets – it’s like beef jerky, only thicker and juicer!! Take that as you will!!!

That reminds me – I sampled three kinds of smoked meat a few days ago – I think they were smoked bison, turkey and venison. They all tasted like smoked meat. If I had been blindfolded (or if they just removed the labels) I wouldn’t have even known that they came from three different animals…. I guess my meat differentiation skills aren’t the strongest!!!

Enjoy the hot, black teen and her roast beef!