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Okay guys, today’s gallery is a bit different from what I normally post… And because I’m trying to shake things up a little, it fits right in!! Now, I’d never consider getting my breasts tattooed…. Ever.. especially tattoos that close to the nipple. At the same time, I can appreciate the art. It *does* look neat on this model!! Would I want an evil kitty tattoo above my pussy? Probably not – but I hope you enjoy the pictures!!!!

Anyways… Buzz buzz buzz…

Can you hear that?

It’s a buzz of excitement. Listen. There. It starts as a low hum, almost a whisper.

But then it builds. More voices begin contributing. The noise grows, gathers strength, and presses onward.

It’s the sound of children, exhilarated because summer vacation is starting. One of the neighbours seems to have had a party in celebration – the evening was punctuated with the sounds of children playing: laughing, shrieking, shouting, all piercing the calm of the evening.

I might be a wee bit bitter that I don’t get a true summer vacation…..

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Anyways… Hotness…

How warm should a laptop get?

I’ve noticed that my laptop gets sorta warm after it’s been on for an hour or so. I have one of those cushion things for it – not a cushy soft thing that blocks off all the vents, but one of those fabric covered firm platforms, to keep it off your lap so that you don’t end up scorching your thighs. Of course, I usually have the laptop on the table in front of the couch, so I suppose I could forgo the platform, but it does boost my laptop up by about four inches, which makes using it more comfortable than if it were just on the tabletop.

I haven’t noticed a decline in performance or anything, but I’m guessing there’s an optimal operating temperature, and I’m wondering how you know when your laptop has exceeded it.

I used to have a little platform with a fan built into it. I still have it, but it’s not really usable anymore – I let it get too dusty, and the fan’s mechanism burnt out. It started making a really hideous rattle when it ran. I responded by smacking it around a bit, hoping to shake loose whatever was rattling. After a few bashings, the rattling stopped, and I was happy. And then it started making an awful melted plastic smell. At that point, I just unplugged it forever more.

So yes, I had a fan, and while it was working it seemed to fulfill its purpose.

But did I actually need it?? I don’t think my laptop has any ‘cooling’ vents on the bottom… Maybe I need liquid cooling…

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Time for another ‘asian girl with braces‘ XXX gallery! There’s not too much to say about this porn gallery, other than it fits the teen braces fetish! Oral fixation…

Anyways.. It’s avoidance…

Even though I don’t cook much, somehow my kitchen has an astonishingly large pile of dirty pots and pans cluttering up most of the available surface area. This has been accumulating since Saturday morning. I probably should have done a wash today, but I didn’t.

The tax deadline is coming. I still haven’t sat down to figure out my return and file the darn thing.

This being a grownup thing is hard.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go play some video games….

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Anyways, I’m not fickle, but tempted….

At some point in 2007, not sure when exactly, I developed an appreciation for Coach handbags.

In April 2009, I broke down and gave into temptation decided to treat myself and purchased a Coach handbag. I’d link to it, but the design has since been discontinued. I was intrigued by it when I saw it on the website, and I pretty well fell in love with it when I saw it in the store, and thus it became mine.

Since acquiring the handbag, I have used it every single day – every time I walk out my door and into the world, I have that handbag with me. For such heavy usage, it has held up remarkably well – no worn out holes in the fabric, no unsightly patches of visible dirt staining its sides. True, it is not in pristine shape, but it’s still looking quite good.

In late November 2009, Coach mailed me a little postcard that offered me 25% off any purchase. I used it to acquire a new wallet, which I also still love to bits.

So I have a handbag I love. I have a wallet I love. My needs have been met with great satisfaction.

Still, I very recently received yet another 25% off postcard from Coach. I looked at it, and thought, Well, I don’t need anything, and turned to toss it into the recycling pile.

But I stopped. I stopped because I thought, Well, I could use a smaller dressier handbag for those times when I shouldn’t have my great big honking one with me.

‘Scuse me. I’ve got some shopping to do….

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Okay guys, the past month or so, I’ve found myself intrigued by gorgeous models with lots of tattoos. Now, I’d never get a tattoo myself. I’m far too fickle for something *permanent*, but I do like seeing classically beautiful girls decorate themselves with tattoos. As a flavour… something different. This tattoo porn gallery comes from the famous GodsGirls – a website filled with beautiful tattooed and pierced models showing off their artwork.

Anyways, this is about ambiance…

A few years ago – well, maybe more than a few – ambient toys became sort of popular. They’re these little plastic happy dudes equipped with a little solar sensor, which when triggered by sunlight turns gears inside that make the little guy’s head move. Being the easy prey for fads that I am, I got one – in all fairness to me, it was given to me as a gift. Mine is a monkey, clutching a banana with this look of sheer bliss on his face, and when activated by the sun his head tilts from side to side as if he’s saying, Whee, lookit me, so happy because I gots a banana! You know, monkeys don’t have the greatest grasp of English.

Now, the monkey doesn’t do anything, beyond tilting his head in the sun. I think the idea is that it’s just supposed to be a positive sort of decorative area enhancer. My father thinks these sorts of toys are plain silly. I told him they’re supposed to make you happy, and he couldn’t figure how that worked when the thing doesn’t actually do anything.

I’ve noticed though, that it does make me happy – not the sort of general Yay, cute stuff! happy – when I see that monkey’s head tilting to express his sheer simplistic joy, it makes me feel all content and peaceful. Like nothing could ever go wrong as long as a monkey has his banana.

I’m thinking I should maybe take this little guy to my office. Problem is, my office has no windows to the outside world. There’s a window to the hallway, and there’s a skylight in the hallway, though, so maybe it would still work. He might provide the little energy boosts needed to get back into a productive frame of mind when work sort of lags and stalls out. It’d be better for me than my current strategy, which is to dip into an office stash of chocolate. It might cause me to lose some social standing among my officemates, though….

If only they knew about my temporary tattoo fetish!

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Speaking of the weekend, I’ve been doing couch potato training….

There are several new-to-me shows I’ve been watching lately that I really hope stick around for a few seasons.

I’ve already gushed about Better Off Ted.

I’m also quickly becoming a big fan of Community, and I really like Modern Family too.

Add those new shows to the, uhm, impressive list of shows that I’ve been enjoying that are not new to me this year – shows like Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, Bones, House, The Simpsons, and, well.

Now that I’ve listed them out like that, and knowing deep down that this list is not exhaustive, I’m suddenly feeling this urge to start some sort of fitness program.

Eh, the feeling will pass.

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Szofya Cox is a gorgeous European model.. I believe she’s actually Hungarian. This gallery is taken from a taboo/fetish site – and it only stars the hot, Euro models…. I’m wondering if European girls just tend to be more attractive, or if it’s because there’s a much larger talent pool to draw from??? I do like restraint porn!!

Anywyas…. Cookie cookie cookie…..

The holiday baking continued a few days ago, and another double batch of fiddly cookies emerged from my oven, smelling all wonderful. I happily filled up that roasting pan I have that I have never ever roasted anything in, but I have found it doubles handily as a cookie jar, in which case it holds quite a large number of cookies. I never get as many cookies as the recipe tells me I will – this time, I got 90, when I should have had 96.

I smiled at my overflowing cookie jar, smiling at my good cookie fortune.

And then I started packaging them up as gifts for others.

A dozen here, a dozen there, a half dozen here, a half dozen there. Before I knew it, my cookies were nearly half gone!

And I kept putting them out when people dropped by. That made the numbers dwindle even further.

So even though I baked 90 cookies, oh, the 22 or 23 of December, as of December 26, they are pretty well all gone, and I am thinking of baking up some more. Probably on Monday or Tuesday.

Hope everyone had a happy, cookie-filled Christmas!

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Anyways, I’m taking one more day to try and get myself completely over this flu before going back to work. I’m still coughing, though not as much as yesterday. This is a most welcome sign, because yesterday’s cough was the ick.

Tomorrow, I’m going to test my energy levels. Sure, I’ve been saying for a few days now that my energy level is good, I haven’t been feeling the need to nap during the day. That being said, I’ve also been loafing about in jamamas all day. Such low activity levels can’t compare with actually going to work, so tomorrow will be the test. I will aim to do the following:

Laundry. Becoming one with the couch for the past week means I haven’t touched the laundry. Now, I’ve been wearing jamamas, but there were some clothes in the hamper before I took the flu hit. Also, I think washing the towels would be an excellent idea, and I’m sort of low on socks.

Dishes. Heating up canned soup makes a pot dirty, and I’ve used up all my pots that aren’t massive Dutch ovens. I’ve been running the dishwasher pretty regularly, but it’s time to clean up those pots.

Um. That’s about it. But we’ll see how that amount of activity treats me. Hopefully, it’ll be fine, I can declare this flu officially vanquished, and resume my usual life on Friday.

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Sometimes I get angry. Really angry!!! When I’m angry, there’s nothing that calms me down more than stripping a man down, and crushing his penis with my high heels! Once I’ve shown him who’s boss, it’s his duty to please me – orally… I make him lick my shaved pussy until I cum! I hope you enjoy the hardcore submissive gallery featuring a face dildo!! It’s from the same guys who produce partyhardcore… So you know that it’s pretty extreme porn!

And okay… So maybe I don’t really get angry… I tend to be in a good mood all the time. Seriously. All the time!! That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t like the second part of the story…. I also like her boots.

Anyways, it’s all confirmed now – the next four months are going to be busy busy busy…

I’ve got my work contracts all sorted out, plus I’m trying to wrap up an independent project this year, which will require that I not put it on the back burner at any point – unlike last year, though I would like to take this opportunity to point out that this was not entirely due to me procrastinating, but due to some hiccups forcing me to wait for other people. I really would like to see this project reach its completion this year though. That would be a great weight off my back, allowing me to increase my workload elsewhere for greater fiscal benefit.

Here’s hoping I don’t burn out by the end of the month!!! I can already feel the stress starting!!

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