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Click the picture for a hot glamour XXX gallery of dusky beauty Mulani Rivera.

Okay guys, here’s a hot gallery I found! Normally I’m not a huge fan of ‘glamour’ sites… And to be fair, I’m not a huge fan on her fake breasts.. Her ‘wrist piercing’ is kind of weird as well. Overall though, her ‘dusky skin’ and appearance is really hot! It’s a good gallery!

Anyways, it’s like a show…

In 2007, I was in Ottawa for a weekend, and I stayed at the Hotel Indigo Ottawa. It had just opened, I think the guy at the front desk told me two months or so prior to my stay? It was rather exciting when the airport shuttle driver didn’t know where I was trying to go when I asked to be dropped off at the Hotel Indigo. He figured it out eventually, but dropped everyone else on the shuttle off first, and then did a few loops of a couple of blocks in the area looking for it.

I remember being really pleased with the room, and the hotel in general; I remember the lobby smelled like cookies baking, rather strong vanilla scent, but not offset by any flowery notes or anything, so it was totally like walking into a warm, friendly kitchen. I remember the shower in the bathroom – it was one of those walk-in glass-walled deals, with no closeable door and no shower curtain. You just wander in there, have your shower, and wander back out again.

I remember being able to see myself in the shower in the bathroom mirror. That was surreal.

I remember thinking that I was going to manage to flood the hotel room when I had my shower, since there was no door to close. It didn’t happen.

I’ve since stayed in maybe one or two other hotels that had this sort of shower setup, and every time, my reaction is the same. I see the enclosure. I think it’s odd, and worry about making a mess. I have my shower, make no mess, and am disproportionately pleased. I contemplate getting one of these in my own bathroom.

Sadly, I think a big part of the appeal is being able to see myself in the mirror as I shower. I understand that this is not critical to a successful shower experience – after all, the vast majority of the showers I’ve had in my life have not been in one of these fancy enclosures, and I would argue that I’m a reasonably proficient showerer. But being able to see yourself as you shower? It adds a level of entertainment to the procedure.

Click here for a hot gallery of Mulani Rivera!

Click the pic for a hot, hardcore gallery of sexy Sunny Leone in a lesbian pornstar gallery!!

Okay guys, I posted a hardcore Sunny Leone about a week ago – now it’s time to watch Sunny have lesbian sex!!! I hope you enjoy!! I’ll be posting another Sunny Leone “fucking” gallery soon..

Anyways, the end of another semester approaches. I can’t believe it’s nearly here, and to be honest I’m having a wee bit of panic about that. But I’m also looking forward to it, because I’ve got a nice set of rewards lined up for myself, even if the rewarding is a bit on the premature side.

First up – a weekend in Vancouver. I will enjoy sumptuous sushi dinners and amazing bubble tea with jelly. I’m salivating just thinking about it. Kingyo Izakaya, here I come! The best sushi I’ve found in North America is in Vancouver….

Second up – a Las Vegas getaway. Four nights of my own brand of timid, conservative slot play, along with some shows, some shopping, some sightseeing, and a trip to M&M World to restock on those awesome chocolate cherry M&Ms. If I’m lucky – very lucky – I may even come out ahead at the slots!

Third up – and perhaps most excitingly – I’m going to Paris for nine days. I’ve never been to France before, and I’ve wanted to go for years. Ideally, I’d go for much longer and see much more than just Paris, but I’ll take what I can get!

I’m so excited about the next couple of months that I can barely sit still. That being said, I should probably set myself some work-related goals and dangle these trips like carrots in front of me – get x amount done before Vancouver, get y amount done before Vegas, get z amount done before Paris. That would be the responsible thing to do.

It would also keep me from squandering my days poring over tourism sites…..

Eitherway, enjoy the Sunny Leone lesbian gallery!!!

Click the pic for a hot, hardcore picture gallery of Sunny Leone!

Okay guys, Sunny Leone has finally put up HARDCORE sex pictures on her official website!! You can see Sunny Leone creampie galleries, Sunny Leone sucking cock, Sunny Leone taking dick up her pussy!
Right now, Sunny Leone has two XXX sex galleries in her member’s area, but has already shot 3 other hardcore mf (male-female) galleries and movies for future posting!
You can see another of her older galleries here
A link to Sunny’s Vivid Video hardcore sex movie here
And the special movie that Sunny Leone created sepcifically for me here!

Enjoy the Sunny Leone Hardcore pictures here! I’ll have a real post tomorrow!

Click the pic for a hot Christmas gallery from one of the sexiest porngirls – Charlie Lane!!

Okay guys, I haven’t posted anything from Twistys in a while…. But I was out looking for Christmas galleries, and stumbled upon Ultra Hot Charlie Lane posing in front of a Christmas tree… I couldn’t resist cropping it and posting it for you guys!!

You can see more Twistys content at GirlsAreSexy!!

Anyways, this post has no content….

I really love holidays. I hope everyone else out there had a chance to take some time experiencing warm fuzzies this Christmas.

The trouble with holidays, though, is that it sort of leaves me lacking in blog fodder. I’m taking some time off work, so there are no work-related stories to tell. I’m not away on vacation, so there are no exciting-exploring-new-lands or traveling-adventures stories to tell. I’m not venturing outside of my house too much. I made a double batch of my favourite fiddly cookies yesterday, and took some pictures of various steps of the process with the intent of cobbling something together about that, but I don’t feel like putting that together right now.

I have no plans to try to fight my way through the crowds to score a sweet Boxing Day deal. I will likely sleep in, have some yummy breakfast, then play around, either on the computer – maybe I’ll get that cookie picture post done – or maybe I’ll play a video game. Maybe I’ll even do some work! Working on a stat holiday. Maybe.

For now, I think it’s getting to be sleepy time again.

Told you this post had no content….

Enjoy Charlie Lane! And Merry Christmas!

Click the pic for a hot gallery featuring a black skinned girl getting fucked by a big, black dick!

Okay guys, since some of you didn’t catch on to my ‘Nigerian Scam’ comment in regards to buying bags off ebay, I figured I’d post some ebony porn!! Hope you enjoy it!!!

Anyways, the perception of age is a funny thing. Or, well, maybe it’s just me and my inability to accurately associate the passage of time with increases in age.

I have several cousins who are quite a bit younger than I am, and I remember a world that existed before they did, and I remember them as tiny infants being welcomed into the big wide world. For some reason, they remain frozen in my mind as wee ones – not infants, but small toddlers. Because they don’t age in my mind, I end up being ridiculously surprised when they hit certain developmental milestones. Nothing struck me as unusual with things like sitting up, learning to walk, and uttering the first words. Not even using full sentences and being able to tell stories seemed odd. But I can’t seem to wrap my head around the concept that they’re not four years old anymore, and I end up saying things that make it look like I think they are very, very dumb.

Once, I was visiting one of my aunts, and was on the phone with a friend and needed to give her my aunt’s phone number so that she could call me back later. I was in the computer room where my cousin, who was about seven at the time, was playing, and he overheard me saying to my friend that I needed to go ask my aunt for the phone number, and he promptly gave it to me. At which point, I looked at him for a split second, then asked, “Are you sure?” He looked at me like I was nuts, and said, “Yeah, I’m pretty sure.” and went back to his game. At which point, I, thinking that it would be easy for a four year old to mix up a phone number, went off to find my aunt to double check the number. As I told my friend on the phone what I was doing, she asked me, “How old is he again? Isn’t he like seven? I’m pretty sure he knows his phone number.”

Another time, one of my uncles was visiting my parents with his two kids, and the older one came over to see what I was looking at – I was seated at the kitchen table reading something, I think it might have been a flier advertising a sale. My cousin would have been about six then, and he said hello, and scanned the flier, and then read out something – I no longer remember what, but I do remember being supremely shocked that he had been able to read the words on the page, because three year olds just don’t read yet. I turned to him, all wide eyed, and exclaimed, “You can read?” He looked at me a bit funny, and said, “Yeah.” As he ran off to play, I turned to his mother and said, ever so intelligently, “He can read?” She laughed and said, “Well, yeah, he’s been reading for a while now. He is six, you know.”

Anyways, enjoy the black girl porn!

Click the pics for hot galleries of redhaired Vixen showing off her red pubic hair!!

One of my readers saw this gallery

and wanted to see more of her… I hunted Vixen down, and prepared a few galleries of her.. This is the first one.. The hardcore ones will come later in the week!!

**edit** it was pointed out to me that they’re not the same girl.. I guess all white people just look the same to me!! ^_^ If anyone knows who the girl wearing the jeans is, let us know!

If you can’t wait, you can also see this redhaired porn babe giving handjobs at at TugJobs as ‘Vixen
And at Monsters of Cock – fucking the big-dicked ‘Ramon’!!’

Anyways, it shouldn’t surprise me anymore. It happens every time I come back from a vacation, regardless of what the away humidity level was and the return humidity level is.

The backs of my hands are super super dry.

They haven’t been this dry in a long time – the last time was probably after my last stint away from home. The strangest thing isn’t the fact that they parch out no matter how humid the air at home is compared to how humid the air away was – the drought occurs no matter the difference of direction or magnitude of change. The strangest thing is that usually, I’m pretty diligent about moisturizing my hands right before bed every night – the last thing I do before crawling under the sheets and preparing for take off to slumberland is to slather some lotion on my hands (bring on the jokes ^_^), yet when I’m on vacation I’m usually pretty lax about this because all my usual routines have been thrown for a loop. I don’t take my vitamins – which reminds me, I should get back into that cycle again – I get ready for bed way before I’m actually ready for bed, or it might be so late that I’ll just decide I’m too sleepy to bother with flossing – but I never skip brushing – and I don’t do my nightly fluoride rinse because I don’t trust the bottle to not leak inside my suitcase so it never gets packed. No big surprise then that lotioning the hands before beddy-bye gets omitted. Yet my hands are fine. Then I return home, get back into my routine of nighttime hand care, and they go crazy with dryness.

And no, it’s not that I’m allergic to something in the cream – they feel better once the cream is on, they just dry out again really really quickly. On Sunday night, I used my regular nighttime hand cream, and things seemed okay in the morning. On Monday night, though, my hands were so dry they actually hurt a bit, so I slathered on some heavy duty Bliss body butter that I got as a free sample from Sephora for my birthday last year, and they seemed much better on Tuesday all day, so much so that I went back to the regular strength stuff last night. Today, they’re dry again – not as bad as on Monday, but still pretty dry. I’ll use the super duper stuff tonight and see how it goes.

Wonder what’s going on?

Anyways, enjoy the Vixen galleries – more coming soon!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a hot blonde – XOXOLeah!!!

Okay guys, it’s time for a bit more XOXOleah! Leah is a hot, blonde teen with a gorgeous body, and a supermodel face…. Combined with the fact that Leah gets fully naked, and has lesbian experiences with her equally hot friends, it’s a decent teen site if you’re not a huge fan of seeing penises in porn!!! ^_^ XOXOLeah doesn’t do hardcore…

Anyways, this Thanksgiving, I think I’m going to be giving thanks for the wealth of information available on the Internet. ^_^ I know it’s many months aways…

But thanks to the Internet, I have learned how to knit. ^_^

Well, my mother actually taught me the very basics of knitting – how to do a knit stitch, how to do a purl stitch, how to bind off, and then much later – how to cast on. Thanks Mum! ^_^

That being said, it’s by reading various knitting blogs and articles about patterns and techniques that I’ve really expanded my knitting horizons. In 2006, I knit myself a chunky scarf and a couple of fluffy baby blankets for other people. Then, not wanting to add another chunky scarf to my wardrobe, I wondered what to knit next. The answer came with the discovery of a hole in one of my socks, which of course meant that they were all about to go. Socks.

So I started poking around online, looking for instructions on how to knit a sock. I found a lovely tutorial. So I bought some yarn and double pointed needles at an online store, and when they arrived, I cast on and started knitting using the pattern I’d found.

Six pairs of socks later, I decided to try a rounded heel instead of the square one in the pattern. I like the rounded heel better, which in turn means I don’t really wear my square-heeled socks anymore. Oh well, chalk one up to learning.

I’m now thinking again about trying a new kind of heel – a short row shaped heel. At this point, I don’t even know what that means. But I have this problem of having a little hole in the gusset that I can’t figure a way around – picking up an extra loop doesn’t fix it – so I’m wondering if a short row heel might help with that. I’ll have to look around a bit for a nice little tutorial to teach me how. ^_^

As I alluded to in my last few posts, a few days ago I was perusing the archives of a now defunct knitting blog, I stumbled upon the term nostepinne and wondered what it was, and why people were obscurely raving about it in their comments on the blog. Turns out, it’s a super simple ballwinding technique. Thus far I’ve just been winding my yarn into balls, which is fine, except if the ball gets away from me things go badly. Recently, I was working on a sock on in Vancouver, and my ball of yarn got away, and rolled away from me on the floor of the ferry. It didn’t get too far, thankfully, but I still had to get up, go find it, and then figure out how to trace the yarn back to my seat without crawling around all over the floor too much. With a nostepinne, though, I don’t get balls – I get cakes. ^_^ Little yarn cakes that spool out from the centre, and sit flat and stable on a surface, and don’t roll away from me when I shift positions a little bit. Huzzah! ^_^ I

Now how many of you are still following this post, and didn’t jump straight to the XOXOLeah gallery?

Click the pic for a hot gallery gothic influenced porn gallery of Olga M!!!

Okay – this is another picture that caught my eye while I was surfing for galleries to post.. I love the storm cloud look that this metart gallery brings – even if it might be colour enhanced, the imagery is striking!! Not to mention the quality of the models Met-art uses!!!! Met-art has super high quality images of the hottest European porn babes…

Anyways, despite my rush to get it, I sat down and tried out my new glass pen today.

Put simply, it’s awesome. ^_^ I’m really happy.

I’ve always been something of a stationery dork, and I remember getting a how-to calligraphy set when I was about ten. I really liked the dip-style pen, but cleaning the nibs after using them was a royal pain, so I didn’t use it as much as I would have liked. I was hoping that cleanup with this glass pen would be easier.

Lucky me, it is! Cleaning up is a breeze – all I need to do us run the tip of the pen under the tap, and all the ink that was on there rinses off lickety split. Dry with a paper towel, stash in its box for safe keeping. ^_^ The ink bottles are nicer too – I can easily dip right into the bottle, and it came with a rubber stopper to put in the top between uses, so I don’t have to worry about the ink drying out or leaking out should the bottle get tipped on its side….

Did I mention that I’m really happy? ^_^ I wish I could think of more things to write!!!

Enjoy the met-art gallery of Olga M!!!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a shaved blonde teen slut dressed like an angel!!!

Okay, so maybe a devil costume woulhd have been better for this kinky blonde babe from Met Art. Nina B can be found in ultra high resolution in the member’s area of Met-Art……

Anyways, it’s storytime…..

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kits.
Kittens, cats, sacks, wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

When I was a kidlet, I loved to read, and was able to read confidently on my own by the time I was four. I still love to read, but a love of reading in kidlets leads to a collection of kidlet-friendly books. One of my books was a giant hardcover collection of Mother Goose nursery rhymes, illustrated by Richard Scarry. This nursery rhyme slash riddle was in there. I remember sitting with my father, probably about five years old, reading out loud for him, and after I finished this one, I went to turn the page but he stopped me: “Well, do you?”

Me: “Do I what?”

Him: “Do you know the answer?”

Me: “What answer?” (Just because I knew how to read early doesn’t mean I was terribly sharp. ^_^)

Him: “How many were going to St. Ives?”

Me: “Ummmm…Lots?”

Him: “Look at the picture. See if you can figure it out.”

So I looked at the picture. In the world according to Richard Scarry, there are no people, just animals dressed up like people. This particular nursery rhyme was illustrated with cats, so you had a narrator cat, a man cat, his cat wives, and all the sack cats too. I tried counting all the cats in the picture, but my young brain had difficulty keeping track of which cats had been counted, and which ones had yet to be counted. I pointed this out to my father, who grinned and said, “That’s okay, you can still figure it out.” Since one of the TV shows I watched regularly included a little educational math segment, I knew about the existence of multiplication, but didn’t know how it worked yet, so my next complaint was something to the effect of, “But I don’t know my times tables yet!” My father grinned some more. “You don’t need them.” Baffled, I stared at the picture some more, unable to wrap my little mind around the large number of cats in the picture. My father pointed to the first line of the rhyme. “What does that say?”

Me: “As I was going to St. Ives.”

Him: “Ri-ight…”

Me: “So it’s all those cats plus one, right?”

Him: “What does the sign in the picture say?”

Me: “It tells the directions on the road.”

Him: “Right. So which way are those guys facing? Where are they going?”

Me: “Ohhhhhh. They’re facing away from St. Ives. They’re going somewhere else!”

Him: “Right! So how many are going to St. Ives?”

Me, all triumphant: “One! This guy! He’s the only one going to St. Ives!”

Years later, while watching Die Hard With a Vengeance (not my pick, but I actually enjoyed it!!!), this nursery rhyme came up again, only they changed going to walking, presumably because if one is walking in a certain direction, if they are to meet someone else, that someone else is going to be traveling in the opposite direction. Although I can still imagine the two parties meeting as they travel in the same direction – after all, one single guy ambling along would be going faster than a guy with seven wives hauling around a truckload of cats and kittens in tow, wouldn’t he? Anyway, I was watching the movie with a friend, who had already seen it, and this friend turned to me and asked me if I knew the answer. I immediately replied, “One.” My friend was surprised that I had seen through the riddle so quickly. I should have let him believe I was brilliant. Instead, I explained that this nursery rhyme was very familiar to me, and that was why I knew the answer. ^_^

All this popped into my head as I was showering this morning. Totally random. Shower thoughts are like that. Sometimes, the randomness leads to brilliance. Other times, it just makes for blog fodder. ^_^

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Click the pic to see a full gallery of this super hot, super sexy Russian teen Lucy!!!

Okay guys, time for another gallery featuring young, super cute russian teens!!! All photos on this site are in 3600 pixel resolution… That means they’re huge…. super high resolution porn… That means that you can see every hair follicle on hairy Russian women…. Although to be fair, none of the girls on met-art are actually hairy!!! ^_^ In fact this one is very nicely shaved, with coincidentally, a similar heart shaped pubic hair pattern as found in yesterday’s post about Leah Luv!

Anyways, Barry left a comment (in my Dirty Asian Pornstar post) once informing me of a dish called ‘Frito Pie’….. For those of you who are neither vegetarian nor trying to keep kosher, you will likely love the frito pie. ^_^ I made frito pie for dinner tonight! It was wonderful. ^_^

What, you ask, is a frito pie? I modified mine slightly from Barry’s suggestions…..

Well. First, you start with a big ol’ batch of chili. Not from a can – from scratch! Well, I guess you could probably use canned chili, if you don’t have the crockpot needed to make chili from scratch. If you’re using canned chili, you’ll need two cans. And you’ll want to add in some onion too. ^_^ I love my crockpot, and make my chili from scratch.

Next, you need a large rectangular dish or pan – something that you would use to make a lasagna – a big bag of corn chips (320g), and some shredded cheddar and mozzarella cheese. You could shred your own, or you could buy a bag of pre-shredded stuff. That’s what I did today, because they were on sale. ^_^

So once your chili is ready – or, if you’re doing it the canned way, you heat the chili and combine it with the chopped onion – put the following layers in your dish:

Layer #1 – corn chips
Layer #2 – shredded cheese
Layer #3 – chili
Layer #4 – corn chips
Layer #5 – shredded cheese
Layer #6 – chili
Layer #7 – shredded cheese

Bake it at 350 F for roughly 10 or 15 minutes, basically just until all the cheese has melted into melty cheesy goodness. ^_^

Then, enjoy! The melted cheese makes everything stick together remarkably well, so you can actually serve this on a plate in lasagna-like squares, rather than in bowls as a casserole type dish.

Yum. ^_^

Enjoy the cute young russian teen porn!