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Anyways… Carb-tastic…

I had a fabulously carbolicious dinner tonight.

I made some super easy but oh-so-tasty tomato sauce. This is the recipe, only I used a white onion instead of a yellow one. I also used a tin of diced tomatoes, not the fancy San Marzano ones she advises you to hunt down. They might make the sauce mindblowingly amazing, but I can get the ones I used in bulk at Costco, which makes me happy, and I really like the results anyway, so as long as I don’t try it with the specialty ones, I’m none the wiser. Ignorance is bliss, right? I also go kind of loosey goosey with the measuring of the butter – Canadian butter does not come packaged in 5 tbsp sticks, so I lop off a bit more than what I think is a quarter cup (50 mL) off the 2 cup brick.

I cooked up some whole wheat spaghetti.

Topped the pasta with the sauce. Added a slice of grocery store-made garlic bread. Ta da! Dinner.

I think what I like about this tomato sauce recipe – other than I think it’s delicious, that is – is the fact that there are only three ingredients to make it, and they are all things I tend to have on hand no matter what. I buy the tomatoes in bulk. I try very hard to always have butter. I try very hard to always have onions. It’s pretty rare for me to be out of any of these. Which means that, as long as I have some pasta on hand as well, I will always have a meal.

Even if the meal is lacking in meat and green vegetables. But hey, it’s got tomatoes and onions! Those count for something, right?

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Anyways… The circle of life…

A while back, I was talking with a colleague at work, and she mentioned that she was having some trouble with her laptop computer. She’d taken it to have someone knowledgeable on the inner workings of these things take a look, and the verdict was that a part needed to be replaced. Trouble was, the part was rather expensive, and the tech had advised against replacing the part, and told her that she should just buy herself a new laptop – it wouldn’t cost a huge amount more, and she’d get a machine that was a couple years newer and thus a couple years better.

She was upset about this. Not that she had some sort of deep personal attachment to the thing – she actually didn’t care for it much at all. She was more upset about what she called our disposable society. She felt it was wasteful to toss a computer when its life with her had been so short. Thinking she was worried about the machine sitting in a landfill forever, I pointed out that she could take it somewhere to be recycled, or somewhere where they would figure out a way to fix it up and make it useful, though probably not super nice, for someone who needed it but really wouldn’t otherwise be able to afford it. She said, yeah, she knew about those sorts of programs, and that was what she was going to do, but she still didn’t feel right about it. It really bothered her that when something goes wrong with a laptop, often the most cost effective solution is to replace it.

I’m not bothered by this, but then again I have what is likely an unhealthy appreciation for new things. The way I see it, if technology is able to change quickly enough that I notice a difference in performance between a new laptop today and a laptop that was new two years ago, so much the better if the upgrade is affordable. I use my computer every single day – might as well be happy with it!

Or maybe she’d just see me as part of the problem.

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Anyways… Souvenirs….

I am always torn when it comes to souvenirs.

On the one hand, I would very much like to have a little trinket or garment as a physical reminder of my wonderful time away from home, living a life that feels as though it’s not truly mine for a limited time. As I’ve gotten older, my tastes now run away from the garish, tacky items, and I would like to think that the items I tend to gravitate towards these days are elegant and refined.

On the other hand, I recognize that all these trinkets and garments are made as cheaply as possible, with less-than-stellar quality control, and then on top of that they are subject to a rather significant markup, meaning that really, when you buy these things, you’re really throwing your money away. Especially since, once you get home again, those things that seemed so elegant and refined suddenly start looking garish and tacky.

For now? I’m going to sleep on it……

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Anyways, I’m conflicted…

I’ve been happily playing Zombie Farm on my iPhone for a few weeks now….

About a week ago, maybe, I got myself up to level 8, which unlocked the Zmurf zombies. I eagerly tried to plant them, and was told I needed to get the Blue Headstone first before I would be able to plant any blue zombies. So I checked it out, and saw that the only way to get the Blue Headstone was to buy it for $1 USD. At that time, I figured, Nuts to that and continued growing Girl Zombies and Mini Zombies as needed.

Then I leveled up again, and unlocked ZomBeauty, only to discover that this was another blue zombie that I could not plant without paying that $1 USD. Again, I mentally flipped the game the bird and continued on.

Today I leveled up to level 10. I unlocked the Zyborg, and surprise surprise, it’s another blue zombie that I cannot plant.

But an interesting thing happened when I hit level 10. The game played me a little animation. First, it acknowledged that I seem to be enjoying the game, which is true. It then went on to implore that I purchase that Blue Headstone to continue enjoying the game. It reminded me that the game had been provided for free, and that this purchase would be a little nod of encouragement to the game’s developers. It then went on to tell me that purchasing the Blue Headstone would not only allow me to grow blue zombies, but it would also later unlock the Red Headstone for purchase with a brain, which would in turn allow me to grow red zombies at higher levels. All this fun could be mine for one measly US dollar.

Now, I’ve been thinking about this. They’re right, it’s just a dollar, and there are no ads in the game, so it’s really the only bit of revenue I’d be sending the developers’ way, and part of me feels that I should support them since I’m enjoying the fruits of their efforts.

Then again, another part of me is feeling rather blackmailed by this – it looks like the game is forcing me to buy the Blue Headstone in order to continue progressing, when the initial offering was a free game. It’s not truly a free game, it’s free until you hit a certain point, after which you must pay in order to proceed. And then keep paying.

But they only want a dollar.

But a free game should be a free game.

I still don’t know if I’m going to be parting with that dollar or not.

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Anyways… I enjoy the warmer weather summer brings – it’s nice to have a change of seasons, to have some time where the clothes you wore all winter can be tucked away out of sight and replaced with the things that you tucked away in the fall. It’s like getting a brand new wardrobe twice a year, without having to spend buckets of money and loads of time shopping.

The warmth of summer brings out my warm weather clothes, but it also makes me not want to cook. I mean, really not want to cook. When the sun heats my living space up, the last thing I want to do is turn on the oven, or stand in front of the stove. While part of me would love to just live off takeout for the duration of the summer, the part of me that thinks a bit more logically and responsibly tells me that this is not an appropriate meal plan.

I think the solution may be salads.

Big salads. With some focaccia bread on the side, with olive oil and balsamic vinaigrette for dipping. Last night I made up some quinoa and avocado salad – baby spinach, tomato, a wee bit of red onion, quinoa, and avocado, all tossed in a lemon and olive oil dressing. I had a biggish portion, with some bread on the side, and after the meal I felt satisfied – not wondering where my main course was. True, I have to run the stove to cook the quinoa for this, but I don’t have to stand there in the heat attending to it – unlike, say, a stir fry.

This could work. Granted, I can’t have the same salad everyday – I really like this salad, but having it everyday would probably foster a deep burning hatred for all that is wonderful about it – but the idea has merit. Toss a few actual cooked meals in here and there, when the glorious summer sun doesn’t suck out the few culinary inclinations I have, and I could have a very healthy caloric intake this summer.

Of course, I’ll still treat myself to takeout here and there. It’s all about balance, doncha know.

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Anyways, I found a convenient solution…

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Yesterday, I made some tarte au sucre tarts. They bubbled over on me, so the resulting tarts are sort of ugly, but they’re tasty nonetheless. I make them pretty infrequently, and I know one time I managed to get half the batch to not bubble over. Darned if I can remember how that was achieved, though. For those out there who are saying Don’t fill the tart shells so full!, know that every time I make these I always end up with exactly 30 tarts, so it’s really not clear how I got that one half batch of non-overflowing tarts, with the other half not massively overflowing, using the same quantity of stuff.

Anyway, to make tarte au sucre, I need brown sugar. I keep brown sugar around, but since I use it so infrequently, it always goes rock hard. No matter how carefully I reseal the bag after removing some, no matter if I go through the effort of placing it in an airtight, vacuum-sealed container – I still end up with a solid block, because I use it so infrequently. Now, I know that an apple slice in the container overnight will loosen up your solidified brown sugar. Problem: I don’t ever buy apples. I like apples, but I never think to buy them just for eating – especially when berries are on sale, I’d much rather have a bowl of fresh berries with some yogurt and granola on top. So it seems like a whole lot of bother to go buy a single apple, just to have a slice to put in with my brown sugar.

I also know that there are clay discs a person can buy, soak in water, then toss in with the brown sugar to achieve the same goal. Again, because I use brown sugar so infrequently, I never think to duck into a cooking supplies store when I’m out and about and buy one of these discs.

So on Saturday, as I was pondering the notion of making tarte au sucre on Sunday, I remembered my brick of brown sugar, and pulled it out of the pantry. It was a somewhat pliable brick, but still far too firm to allow for easy measuring. I did a quick search on the web, and found the following pointer:

Place a slice of fresh bread in an airtight container with brown sugar overnight to soften.

Bread? Really? Well, I almost always have fresh bread on hand! So I pulled a slice out of the loaf, carefully separated a chunk of brown sugar off of my slightly flexible brick, and placed them both in a bowl, which I then covered in plastic wrap, and left it overnight.

Sunday morning? The bread felt a bit crispy, and the brown sugar was completely restored to its crumbly self. I understand how it worked, but I was still amazed at just how well it worked – there were absolutely no dry crunchy bits in the bowl! Better yet, there weren’t any wet gloppy bits either.

I’ll have to remember this one – for, like, ever.

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Anyways… Seriously??

I have raved previously about my scalp-massaging whisk thing. It still sits near my computer, and I do use it regularly and frequently.

Which got me to thinking, how would I handle it if some horrible fate were to befall my gizmo, and leave me whisk thing-less?

A future without the possibility of self-inflicted hair play just didn’t bear thinking about. So I went ahead and ordered a whole bunch of spares.

Now. These gadgets are packaged in boxes, with a picture on the box clearly illustrating what its contents are. This item has flexible wire tines, which means that it is crushable. It should therefore be protected from the possibility of crushing in transit.

I am therefore confused as to why my spares were all smushed together – their boxes were flattened and then the bundle was bound with packing tape to keep everything compressed – and then placed in a bubblelope for shipping.

Needless to say, my spares are all rather flat.

Good thing those tines are flexible – I’m able to gently reshape them, so they still work.

Serious logic flaw in the mind of the person who packed my order, though…. I guess what do you expect when it comes straight from Hong Kong???

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Anyways… On the right side of the border…

Remember back near the RRSP contribution deadline, I may have posted some mutterings about getting my taxes filed promptly and not waiting until the very last second in April to get it done so that I could get my refund quicker and be free of it all?

Well, my taxes still haven’t been filed.

It’s a good thing I’m not filing in the US – their tax deadline is April 15. Which has come and gone. If I were filing taxes in the US, I’d be late. I wonder what sorts of penalties they have in place for late filing. I also wonder if those apply to a person who doesn’t earn enough to actually pay taxes. Or maybe I would need to pay taxes on my paltry wages south of the border.

Fortunately, I am north of the border. I still have time. I can still get my taxes filed on the early side.

Right. We’ll see where I’m at come the morning of April 30.

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