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Last night, I realized that I’d been particularly well behaved since the beginning of the year – I’d been diligently packing lunches for myself on the days that I’m working away from home, resulting in fewer than 5 purchased lunches since the beginning of January. Actually, I think I only bought lunch once, but let’s be conservative in our estimates.

I decided to give myself a break, in part due to the fact that I forgot to buy more little microwaveable pasta dinners last week and have run out, and somehow have no leftovers in the fridge that would make a good lunch. There’s some lentil soup left, but I don’t entirely trust any of my containers to not leak all over the place in transit. So I made a conscious decision to treat myself to a food court lunch today.

When lunching time rolled around, I grabbed my wallet and set out on the journey from my office to the food court. About half way there, I started feeling like it was an awful nuisance to walk all the way there and all the way back, and I started to get a hankering. It had sort of started when I walked out my office door, but it had grown stronger with every step I took.

I wanted hot chocolate.

I got to the Tim Horton’s, saw there wasn’t a huge line up, and figured I’d save myself a whole lot of walking and a not insignificant amount of money if I just got myself a muffin and hot chocolate from Tim’s.

So that’s what I did.

Except when I got my treats back to my office, I opened up the lid on my hot chocolate and looked at the liquid inside and thought it looked sort of wrong. Then I lifted the cup, and as it got closer to my face, I could smell that something was definitely wrong. I took a deep whiff.

They gave me coffee instead of hot chocolate.

Incensed, I closed up the lid as best I could, stood up, grabbed my keys, and started marching back to inform them of their error and get my hot chocolate. As I stomped down the hall, though, I thought that walking at least five minutes to get there, waiting five minutes in line to get it all sorted out, and then walking at least five minutes back to my office is an awful lot of nuisance for $1.75.

So I gave the coffee to a colleague. Which was no small feat – the first person I offered it to is like me, and doesn’t drink coffee. The second person was a coffee drinker, but takes his coffee black, and this one had cream and sugar in it. The third time was the charm, though, and in less time than it would have taken me to walk back to Tim’s, I was free of the unwanted coffee.

I still didn’t have my hot chocolate though. The thing that had convinced me to skip the food court, and I didn’t even get it.

Sigh. At least the muffin was good.

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Anyways, I’m sleepy…

I know I’ve said before that I don’t really seem to get tired until I lie down in bed.

Right now, though, I’m tired.

I sort of wonder if it’s because I’m still recovering from 2 days ago… I was feeling excellent this morning!

I should probably get myself to bed for a good night’s sleep.

But that would be so boring.

There’s so much more fun to be had by not sleeping. You get a whole bunch of extra hours for either productive purposes, or just plain entertainment.

I could get so much more done if I didn’t need sleep.

Plus, I wouldn’t ever, ever get sleepy.

Which sounds really good to me right now, because right now?

I’m sleepy….

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Anyways, it was a close call…

Many malls have pet stores. While I do not really desire a pet, I have been known to have a quick little walk through mall pet stores – the animals are so cute! In more recent years, having developed full consciousness of my desire to remain pet-free, I’ve stopped actually going in to the store, but I still pause to have a look at the animals they put up near the entrance to entice passersby. Usually, they’ll have some bunnies and guinea pigs on display. Fun to look at, but I’m solidly certain I do not want one of my own. Sometimes, they have puppies and kittens out. Again, fun to watch for a bit, but again, I am quite certain that I do not want a puppy. The kittens sometimes give me pause for a few moments, but reason always kicks in fairly quickly, and I leave without a furry armful to take home with me. There was a period several years ago where I really thought I wanted a chinchilla, and during this time I happened to walk past a mall pet store that had a few chinchillas on display, and walking away without one was hard.

So yes. Now, I look, I smile at the cute critters, every once in a while I am utterly charmed by one, but I’m never really seriously tempted to take one home with me.

Today, when I walked past a mall pet store, they had a hedgehog out. He (?) was a cute little guy, maybe the size of standard computer mouse? All sandy coloured quills and an inquisitive little snout, and he was active and inquisitive. I stood and watched him for about two minutes, and in that time, he snuffled about in his wood shavings, he snuffled in and out of the little log tunnel shelter thing they had set up for him, and he ran for a bit on his wheel – first in one direction, then he stopped, turned around, and ran the other way for a bit. As he ran on the wheel, you could see his little legs trundling along. The store wanted $150 for him. Goodness knows how much they wanted for his living requirements. I didn’t ask. I told myself to turn around and walk away.

I came perilously close to becoming a hedgehog owner today.

Now, how can I say perilously, when I only watched the little guy for a few minutes and then had the strength of character to turn around and walk away without hesitation?

Because many hours later, I’m still thinking about that little hedgehog….

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Anyways, speaking of Summer and light, fog is confused clouds. Instead of being up high in the sky where they belong, the clouds are down low close to the ground, fouling up visibility for those of us bound by gravity to the surface of the planet.

I remember in my younger days always being excited when I heard my father say in the morning that it was foggy outside – I had visions of this super thick mist filling the air, making it impossible to see anything that wasn’t right in front of you. Of course, I was always sorely disappointed. Sure, I couldn’t see down the street to the corner perhaps, but I could still see my friend walking about twenty paces ahead of me. I’d scuff my shoes along the ground in bad temper, feeling cheated by the unimpressive fog, and wondering what the grownups were getting all in a tizzy about. After all, I could see.

The thing is, while I may have been able to see more than I had hoped in that fog, the amount of distance a person needs to be able to see in front of them varies with the speed at which they travel. A child walking along a quiet city street? Ten feet of visibility is fine. A person driving a vehicle at freeway speeds? Suddenly only being able to see ten feet ahead of you is downright deadly. While I like to believe that I am not easily spooked off of driving, reduced visibility conditions quite reliably make me tense up behind the wheel.

A few years ago now, I was making one of my day trip journeys to Plattsburgh, NY, and coming along for the trip was a friend who had not previously been in a car with me. Just my luck, there were whiteout conditions on the highway due to blowing snow that day. Seriously. Walls of white would whip across the road, and you absolutely could not see anything in front of you. That drive was the longest drive to Plattsburgh ever, because we were just crawling along – anything faster than 40 or 50 km/h felt wildly out of control, because we could not see ahead. We made it there and back without incident though – actually, the conditions improved significantly for the trip back.

I’ll never forget the fear I felt, though, watching the road just vanish from in front of me. And I think I’ll feel that same kick of adrenaline with a tinge of despair every time I drive when visibility is poor.

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Anyways, this is about ambiance…

A few years ago – well, maybe more than a few – ambient toys became sort of popular. They’re these little plastic happy dudes equipped with a little solar sensor, which when triggered by sunlight turns gears inside that make the little guy’s head move. Being the easy prey for fads that I am, I got one – in all fairness to me, it was given to me as a gift. Mine is a monkey, clutching a banana with this look of sheer bliss on his face, and when activated by the sun his head tilts from side to side as if he’s saying, Whee, lookit me, so happy because I gots a banana! You know, monkeys don’t have the greatest grasp of English.

Now, the monkey doesn’t do anything, beyond tilting his head in the sun. I think the idea is that it’s just supposed to be a positive sort of decorative area enhancer. My father thinks these sorts of toys are plain silly. I told him they’re supposed to make you happy, and he couldn’t figure how that worked when the thing doesn’t actually do anything.

I’ve noticed though, that it does make me happy – not the sort of general Yay, cute stuff! happy – when I see that monkey’s head tilting to express his sheer simplistic joy, it makes me feel all content and peaceful. Like nothing could ever go wrong as long as a monkey has his banana.

I’m thinking I should maybe take this little guy to my office. Problem is, my office has no windows to the outside world. There’s a window to the hallway, and there’s a skylight in the hallway, though, so maybe it would still work. He might provide the little energy boosts needed to get back into a productive frame of mind when work sort of lags and stalls out. It’d be better for me than my current strategy, which is to dip into an office stash of chocolate. It might cause me to lose some social standing among my officemates, though….

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Anyways, today while I was getting my nails tidied up again, one of the other nail techs stopped as she was wandering by to compliment me on my hair. Not the cut of it – my hair is actually in need of a trim pretty soon, it’s getting pretty shaggy. She paused to comment on the colour of my hair.

“I love your hair,” she said. “Such a beautiful dark colour. So nice.”

I thanked her. I kind of wonder if she thought I had coloured my hair or something? I mean, I’ve done that in the past, but at present there is not even a smidge of artificial colour in my hair – everything is the way my genetic code intends for it to be. I suppose this means I should call my parents and thank them.

I know I haven’t got the best of the genetic pool, medically speaking – whenever I need to list out all the conditions with genetic predisposition that have appeared in my family tree, things get pretty scary pretty quickly – but hey! I got nice hair out of the deal!!!

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