Puffy Pussy Blonde - Kacey Jordan XXX
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Puffy Pussy Blonde - Kacey Jordan XXX
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Okay guys, the girl I posted today is one of the girls that Charlie Sheen was banging over the last month or two… Kacey Jordan cashed a $30,000 check from Charlie Sheen, and tells stories of him getting high working his way through a tennis ball sized clump of cocaine!! I guess she’s really riding the popularity train right now, and might appear in GQ…. Of course, any website that has Kacey Jordan content is promoting the heck out of it! Kacey Jordan is a tight, petite blonde with really puffy pussy lips.

Speaking of highs…. A new high…
Last night, as I was changing into pyjamas for bed, I did my usual thing and put my worn clothes into the laundry hamper where they would await laundering.

Except. It had been a while since I’d done laundry, so the clothes weren’t going in the hamper so much as they were going on it.

Now, this is not unusual for me – after all, it’s only good sense to allow one’s laundry to accumulate to a point where one actually has a full load – or something very close to it – so that it is truly worth the time and energy spent to wash those clothes. To do laundry with just a partial load is wasteful, plain and simple.

I wouldn’t want to be wasteful, now, would I?

So it’s not uncommon for me to let the laundry reach pile status in the hamper before I do anything about it.

Last night, though, I noticed something new. I wasn’t just placing the clothes on the top of the pile. I was actually quite carefully positioning them, because the pile of laundry had in reality become a tower, and carelessly adding more clothes to the top could cause that tower to topple over.

And then I realized that the tower was really quite tall.

And then I thought back to that one episode of The Simpsons in which Homer, in an effort to avoid being the one who fills the trash can, which would mean he’d have to empty it, staples a banana peel to the top of the pile so that it won’t spill out.

And today I did my laundry. My hamper is empty now.

What, you were expecting me to say that I started stapling my clothes into place on the tower?

Click here to see XXX pictures and a movie of Charlie Sheen’s pornstar escort – Kacey Jordan!

7 Responses to “Puffy Pussy Blonde – Kacey Jordan XXX”
  1. CS says:

    I was expecting the tower to topple over and make you wish you had used a stapler.

    • Kaori says:

      CS: Hahaha.. Okay, that might have been a bit funnier :)

      Barry: Starting another pile? That’s effort! I don’t like effort!!!
      I’ll have to look for that show! It could be fun!!!!!

      Jason: Kacey used to be quite a bit prettier… And then she got well-used :) I think I’ve posted galleries of her ‘early porn’ years… I’m also betting she helped Charlie with his ball of cocaine, and probably added a bit of meth to the pile!

      Names: You can go boob watching with your gf! That must be fun!! Personally, I think Charlie just loves women… All types!! Bet he loves camel toe too!!!

  2. Barry says:

    I thought you were going to say you started another pile so it wouldn’t fall over and make a mess.

    The actress from yesterday has a series on Showtime or Cinemax called “Life On Top”. I think it’s based on a book. It lives up to show-it-all and skinemax standards. More than a few genital peeks.

  3. Jason says:

    So that’s Charlie’s piece of ass? Given the women who come onto his show I’d have thought she’d be… well… prettier. She’s already getting that well-used look.

    I’m sure that you have a load of washing there. Like Nike says, “Just do it!”

  4. Names says:

    I guess Charlie isn’t a boob man. Me either–I’m fine with all varieties. My gf, on the other hand likes big naturals. So I won’t be pointing Kacey out except to mention the Charlie Sheen connection.

    xo,

    N

  5. Names says:

    Camel toe?

    Pester.

  6. Jason says:

    That’s sad.

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