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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a scary blonde with a machine gun! Machine Gun Porn!

Okay guys – here’s another gun fetish XXX gallery!!! It stars a Scary Blonde with a machine gun! It’s from Action Girls!

Anyways… Die die die!!!!

I am my mother’s daughter. I don’t like bugs.

It matters not whether they are winged or crawly. It matters not how many legs they have – be it six, eight, or many more. It matters not whether they are the sort that hunt humans, the sort that are pests to humans, or the sort that are beneficial to humans.

I don’t like any of them, and I really don’t like it when they get into my living space. Too bad for me, this is pretty much inevitable in the summertime, since I have to open the door to leave, and open it again to come back home, and the little opportunistic freaks are fast. That and my home is not a hermetically sealed box, so I realize that there are probably many other ways that insects can gain access that I would really rather not think about.

So I understand that being one of the many creatures that walk this earth, the probability of me having to deal with insect encounters in my home runs pretty high.

Too bad for them, though, I have a secret weapon – a bug zapper. It’s a thing that’s sort of shaped like a tennis racquet, but smaller, with tines where the tennis racket strings would be that become electrified at the press of a button thanks to a battery. This thing is fabulous because it means I can kill the rotters without having to touch them or squish them, or clean up the squishing aftermath, and it’s particularly useful with winged ones, because I can swing wildly at the area where I last saw the bug, and I have a better chance at getting it armed than I do trying to clap at it on my own. Those flying ones all seem to have a weird teleporting ability – they’ll suddenly wink out of sight even though you haven’t taken your eyes off them and you haven’t blinked. Argh.

I just got one of the airborne ones with my electro-racquet. It eluded me for a bit, but I persisted in my hunt, and was rewarded with watching the evil thing sizzle on the electrified tines, then I got the deep satisfaction of flushing the dead thing down the toilet. It is gone away from me forever.

Yup. I don’t like bugs.

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Click here for a hot gallery of Claudia Rossi and Suzie Diamond having an outdoor, offroading threesome!

Okay guys, here’s another gorgeous threesome gallery starring two of Europe’s sexiest pornstars – Claudia Rossi and Suzie Diamond!! This steamy offroading group sex gallery comes from Private.Com – one of my favourite pornsites… Private has gorgeous scenery, super high budgets for porn movies, and the hottest European porn models!

Anyways… Decreased tolerance…
For a period of about two years, I only cut my hair once a year. Meaning my bangs would routinely grow to the point that they weren’t really bangs anymore.

I remember being okay throughout that growth process, but I’m wondering if I’ve mentally blocked something out, or if I’ve just gotten fussier recently, because right now? My bangs are driving me bonkers.

They’re too short to tuck behind my ear. They’re too long to wear as bangs proper. They look good if I sweep them off to the side, but they’re so long that they’re too heavy to just stay swept off – I move my head, and down they come, obstructing my view and tickling the side of my nose, making it itch like crazy.

I still want to put off my next haircut.

I need to do something about my bangs.

I’m pretty sure cutting them myself is not the appropriate solution – I’ve been known to cut them crookedly and horribly in the past.

Maybe it’s time to dig in my drawer and see if I have any old clips kicking about.

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Another hot video of Claudia Rossi is here

Click the picture for a hot gallery of a Brazilian pornstar in a 5 person orgy!

Okay guys, I’m betting that you like your orgies like the one in the gallery above… 2 blonde pornstars and a Brazilian pornstar – ready to please you in any way possible!!!! The Brazilian Pornstar XXX pictures are of a new model – Dunia Montenegro who has her own site at Club Dunia. She’s a little older than I usually like, but has a ‘nasty’ factor that’s really appealing…

Now, that brings to mind the question: If you could pick any 2 types of girls for a threesome, what type would you pick? Do you like variety? An Asian girl and a Blonde girl?? Or would you prefer something a little more homogeneous – 2 blondes or 2 asians for your threesome? My perfect MFF threesome would include a nice Californian blonde..

Anyways, hope springs eternal…

I have never ever won a lottery.

Now, to be perfectly honest, I don’t really play the lottery – I think I’ve bought maybe two cash lottery tickets in my lifetime, and I’ve purchased entries for other draws perhaps a handful of times. As they say, you can’t win if you don’t play, and certainly my results support that statement – I have a miserable track record with the lottery, countless jackpots have gone unclaimed by me because I didn’t have a ticket.

Not that the odds are good if you do buy your tickets. As I said, I’m not exactly a stranger to lotteries, and yet I’ve never won a darn thing. Knowing how poor the odds are doesn’t exactly encourage someone like me – you know, cheap budget-conscious – to part with my money in that sort of fashion. It really doesn’t sit well with the part of me that insists that if I must part with funds, I had darn well better get some tangible product or service in return.

I am, however, more likely to consider buying raffle tickets when they are part of fundraisers for charity, and when this happens, I always allow myself to daydream about how my life would be changed if I did win that fantabulous grand prize. Like the brand new fully furnished luxuriously appointed home. Or the brand new luxury car. Or the exotic vacation. Or the scads of cash. Even though I know it is highly unlikely that I will win squat all, I still picture myself winning it all.

I think there are two appropriate terms for this. One is hopeful. The other is delusional. Perhaps obviously, I like the former a whole lot more.

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a gorgeous blonde with a flamethrower – XXX!!

Okay guys, here’s another ‘action oriented porn gallery’. It stars a tattooed blonde with big breasts using a flamethrower. Seriously. Where do they come up with these weapons?? And is is really safe to have a porn actress playing with them?? What if she clogs the line, or loses hold on her little pursedog??? I mean, she’s wielding a highly dangerous weapon…. all for the name of XXX porn… Weapons and nude females.. Dirty weapon porn…

Anyways, the Rule of Four…
As I was brushing my teeth this morning, I was sort of idly thinking back to Toy Story 3, which I had the pleasure of seeing over the weekend, and I remembered that early on in the movie, the toys were acknowledging the absence of some toys from the previous movies in the franchise. One of the no-longer-with-us toys was Bo Peep, a ceramic doll who had served as a romantic interest for Woody in the first two movies.

I wondered why Bo Peep was excluded. I tried to remember who had provided Bo Peep’s voice, but could only remember that she had been on some TV show in the 80s, Designing Women, along with Delta Burke and…well, two other women. (I’ve since looked it up – all hail IMDb. Annie Potts is the one who voiced Bo Peep. The other two women were Dixie Carter and Jean Smart. Seems like I should have known that.)

And that got me thinking about other shows that are aimed at a female audience, featuring a sort of leading ensemble of female characters. Designing Women had four women at its core.

The Golden Girls featured the adventures of four women.

The Facts of Life featured the hijinks of four girls.

Desperate Housewives focuses on the lives of four women in suburbia.

Sex and the City follows four female friends in exciting New York City. (I think – haven’t actually watched that one.)

Is it just me, or is this some sort of pattern? Why does there always seem to be four members of the core group?

And then I realized that even in my own life, in high school, when I wasn’t in class I could be found in the company of my three closest friends – making for a total of four of us in the group.

All of which has got me wondering what makes four such a special number, and wondering if it’s a gender-specific sort of thing.

Four. I’m watching for it…. Got my flamethrower ready!

Enjoy the flamethrower porn gallery here!

Click the picture for a super hot asian porn gallery featuring a toned Japanese babe with a perfectly shaved pussy!

Okay guys, here’s that perfect naked Japanese girl from Met-Art! Mariko is one Asian teen that I’d love to see hardcore XXX pictures of… Sadly, I don’t think we ever will – or, if we do see hardcore pictures, it’ll be 3-4 years down the road, after she’s popped a kid and ruined her flat abs!!! Mariko from met-art is a goddess… My link gives you a trial discount to met-art….

Anyways…. Brain juice….

I was slogging away today, trying to get some work done, and my brain was being uncharacteristically sticky about it, refusing to let me focus in on something workable, drifting off to either unrelated topics, or problems that I’m not yet in a position to work out. This is a very frustrating position to be in.

I decided that I might be in need of a bit of a boost, so I poured myself a nice glass of the life elixir itself, Coca-Cola.

I had some, I let my brain continue its irrelevant freak out a while longer, and then things started to crystallize a bit. Not useful thoughts about those problems I can’t yet work out, but the things I was actually wanting to work on suddenly started falling into place, and wouldn’t you know it, I actually got stuff done.

Clearly, I am on to something here, and should no longer think twice about jump starting myself with the good stuff.

Enjoy the athletic Japanese teen gallery of Mariko from Met-Art here!

Click the picture for hot pictures of an XXX Indiana College student orgy!

Okay guys, this porn gallery is party of the Nasty network of sites… It includes moneytalks, cumfiesta, daredorm, and more! The gallery today comes for an Indiana State University dorm – a couple of hot girls, and a few college guys having a big college group sex session! One of these days, I’m going to have to figure out the difference between ‘College’ and ‘University’ in the States…. Eitherway, this college orgy is a hot gallery!!!

Anyways, delaying gratification…

The glow of being able to tie my hair up again has worn off. I’m back to thinking that my hair is a shapeless mess of a shag that is in desperate need of a pretty serious trim. It probably doesn’t help matters that I received a text from my stylist a couple of weeks ago indicating that she is once again seeing clients – she took some time off as maternity leave, but apparently feels up to adding some work back into her days. Though when we last talked back in February, she suspected she’d want to start working again pretty soon as it would give her a break from motherly duties, and some much needed conversations with actual adults.

I’m trying to hold off though. I don’t want to get my hair cut till late August. I’m trying to shift my haircut schedule around a bit – aiming for cuts in late August, late December or early January, and early May.

I’m only trying to wait another five or six weeks. That’s not so bad in those terms.

Then again, that makes a work-related deadline seem wickedly close.

I just can’t win…..
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Click the picture for a hot gallery of a sexy French Teen using a giant dildo!! It’s Isabelle Solis from Explicite-Art!

Okay guys, here’s a sexy XXX gallery of a young brunette French teen playing with a large crystal gel dildo!! I know that yesterday’s gallery featured a nasty Latina fisting, and today’s porn pictures features a young teen with a rather large sex toy, but pussy stretching is not a new fascination of mine. I just think that today’s XXX pictures are incredibly hot… The gallery is gorgeous – as is most of Explicite-Art‘s work!!! Explicit Art focuses on more extreme porn – but all the models are ultra hot! Add the crystal dildo + the handjob, and you have to be happy! Ignore the watersports at the end….

Anyways… forget everything you know…

Normally, I like to eat my Oreo cookies in layers.

First, I carefully separate the two cookie halves. If you are gentle as you do this, you end up with all the icing in an undisturbed layer on the wafer in one hand, and a clean wafer in the other.

Next, I eat the icing. I don’t lick it off – that would get the wafer soggy, which would be gross. Instead, I use my bottom teeth to sort of bite the icing layer, and gently tease it away from the wafer so that portions of it come off cleanly, so that I don’t have to scrape icing remnants off, which is unattractive.

Next, I eat my clean wafers, one at a time. Sometimes I bite them, sometimes I pop the whole thing in my mouth, and then apply gentle pressure with my tongue to encourage the wafer to break apart in my mouth.

This is my Oreo routine.

And just now?

I ate a cookie in three bites, in sandwich form, using my teeth to bite in, as opposed to breaking smallish chunks off with my hands. I almost never bite my cookies, any cookies, and I just did it, with an Oreo.

Cue the ominous music…

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Click the picture for a hot pussy fisting gallery!

Okay guys, here’s a hot lesbian fisting gallery featuring two slutty babes fisting their pussy outside in the hot Mexican sun!!! Now, fisting isn’t really my idea of fun.. Maybe it’s because I’m so small… The idea of trying to stuff a fist in seems impossible. This Latina babe stuffs a fist in her pussy and looks like she has room for more! I’m not sure if that’s a good thing.. Wouldn’t fisting make her pussy loose and ‘less pleasant’ for the guy?

Anyways, here’s an interesting link about Mel Gibson and his ‘hate filled rants’… Apparently he was just dumped by his talent agency due to the release of these. It certainly makes me see him in a new light, and it’s quite unfortunate. I really enjoyed his Lethal Weapons series.. In fact, I like most of his movies!!

Oh well… This is about seasonally appropriate…

I’ve had a rather long run of seasonally inappropriate dessert choices. In the dead of winter, when snow is blowing icily around outside and I should be thinking about hunkering down under a blanket with a mug of hot chocolate and some warm, fresh-baked cookies, I instead choose ice cream. In the blazing heat of summer, when the temperature refuses to drop below 25 C at 9 PM and I should be thinking of frozen treats, I put on the kettle for hot chocolate and microwave some popcorn – to my credit, I’m not so completely bonkers that I actually consider turning the oven on for the warm cookies. Most of the time.

So it was a bit off pattern for me tonight when I thought to myself, Ice cream would really hit the spot for dessert tonight, and I actually followed through on it.

Maybe this is the beginning of a new pattern????

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Click the picture for a sport slut party!! Soccer themed porn for worldcup!!

Okay guys, here’s a hot world cup themed XXX gallery. It’s a sexy gallery from a site dedicated to slut partying. They’re fake ‘crazy parties’, but it’s still hot group sex porn. Since the world cup is tomorrow (Or, technically today given that it’s 3am Sunday morning), I figured I should embrace the spirit, and post some sport themed porn.. I probably could have had some more authentic soccer porn from Private.com….

Anyways, I need some photography experts to help me out…. I’m thinking of buying a new camera… A Canon T2I….. I’ve been told that lenses are very important.

I don’t like wasting money.

People are throwing around terms like ‘crop body’, and confusing the heck out of me! I know that the best lens I can get is a 70-200mm “L” series. Other than the fact that it’s $2600, it means nothing to me…
What does 70mm mean?? Can I use it as an everyday general purpose lens? I’m assuming 200mm means it’s a good zoom.

In place of $2600, I’m thinking I want to get a 50mm 1.4 lens, and an 18-135mm lens. It will still cost me $1000….. Are there any photography pros that can advise me for/against my choice?

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Click the picture for a hot porn gallery featuring a big titted blonde holding a sniper rifle!!!

Okay guys, here’s a good ‘guns and girls’ XXX gallery. It features a hot blonde playing with a sniper rifle…. I’m wondering if the guy who shoots these gun porn pictures owns an army surplus store.. Or maybe works on an Army base?? The naked girl has a tank behind her in some of the shots…. The website is dedicated to gun porn, action porn, etc…. Nude sniper porn…

Anyways… Independence….

The Americans recently celebrated Independence Day. July 4 is also my own personal independence day – it’s the anniversary of the day I had my vision correction done.

I had LASIK in 2008. It’s now 2010. Two whole years of clear vision without glasses or contacts.

If I were to be timewarped back to 2008, wondering if I should go for it or not, I’d totally do it all again. I love not having to fuss with contacts, and solution, and glasses, and making sure I have spare pairs of lenses on hand, and it’s a wonderful to not have to give vision care a second thought when I’m packing to go away – no more worrying about whether the bottles will rupture in my luggage, and sorting out the odds of needing a replacement lens, or maybe even two.

That being said, my current situation is not perfect. I consistently wake up with dry eyes. Painfully dry eyes, actually – I keep a bottle of eyedrops beside the bed, and the first thing I do when waking up is grab that bottle and carefully place a drop into each eye before I attempt to open them. How do I get the drops in without opening my eyes? I pull gently at my lower lid, creating a small opening. The pain is when I try to raise my upper lid – it has more surface area stuck to my dry, sensitive corneas, so that hurts. The lower lid is okay, provided I’m careful and don’t raise the upper lid as I’m doing this. I think there have been fewer than twenty mornings in the past two years where this hasn’t been necessary. So there’s a pretty significant nuisance.

I’m also way more sensitive to onion fumes when chopping onions. I was cutting into a red one the other day, and it didn’t just burn and sting, but I actually had tears run down my face. I was glad I wasn’t in public – but then again, who chops onion in public?

Still, even with the downsides, I’d still absolutely do it again, and if anyone were to ask me, I’d give the procedure a wholehearted endorsement.

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