Not all fake breasts are bad…
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Okay – these fake breasts aren’t horrible, but they definitely aren’t that bad!! There aren’t any stretch marks, they’re pretty even in terms of boob size and consistency- they’re just a *bit* over inflated!
If I could take a pill and grow size C breasts, I most definitely would!! But going under the knife… *ICK*!!
Today I glanced at my watch. It said the time was 3:50 PM. I then glanced at my computer’s clock. It read 4:09 PM. My watch hadn’t stopped – the second hand was still going. Unfortunately, I have a solar-powered watch – fantastic in the summertime, but it occasionally stops in the wintertime since I’m wearing long sleeves that cover it up all the time! The watch tells me, by using different patterns of second hand movement, if my watch’s battery is low, or if it has stopped and started up again. Strangely, the second hand is moving normally now.
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I must have gotten frozen in some time anomaly, where no time passed for me but time kept marching on for the rest of the world. That must be it! I wish I had accomplished more during that brief period!
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Hey you two Asian bitches (Kaori and Devon) — I am the one with the Academy Award nomination. So, quit your bickering and KNOW that I am the truest shaven Asian among us (unless Jim shaves his pubes). Go see BABEL and when you ACTUALLY SEE my twat (unlike TWO OTHER ASIAN HOES I KNOW), you will know who is the truest of the true. So, you two can stop arguing about your pussies and faces, and know that I, RINKO KIKUCHI, am the star. And, if that Cate Blanchett wins, I will take it out on youse.
B’s are just perfect on you! Even if they develop a pill someday to turn your b’s into c’s or even d’s Keep the b’s!!! Small breasted women have nicer bod’s and their breasts have a more attractive perky shape than large breasted women. About your solar watch,if you were here with me on the beach,it would have plenty of sunshine
About Rinko’s comment,do you prefer a guy to keep his “equipment” shaven,trimmed,or natural??
Rinko Kikuchi’s a slanty eyed BEEYOTCH! I’m sorry, babe, I didn’t even know who you WERE, so I looked you up on IMDB. Nice photos, hoe – I got an error message saying my computer monitor wasn’t wide enough to load photos of your two massive walrus tusk front TEETH! Maybe you’ll look okay once the rest of your ADULT teeth come in! Then I scanned through all the films you did BEFORE “Babel”, and for a second I thought I was back in feudal Japan or something. How about something in ENGLISH, cunnie? Congratulations on “Babel”, by the way – my great grandmother says it was a good movie, and that I should see it too when I turn 73. And ya’ll better just STOP the shaven talk, ‘cuz you got NO IDEA what I look like down there. I’ll give you Kaori being hairier than Robin Williams’ back, but ya’ll aint never SEEN my twat, so you got NOTHING to say about it! So back off, Kinko’s, and go snort coke off Joe Francis’s chest or something. I’m busy.
P.S. If you’re looking to do something this weekend, Blockbuster is running a special on “2 Fast 2 Furious”, an action-packed feel-good Oscar-nominated drama.
Hey Devon. I am not going to get into a contest about who has the better filmography. I mean, D.E.B.S. was a nice lesbo take on the spy genre; and, as you mention, 2 Fast 2 Furious was worthy of many Oscar nods. However, BABEL stars Bradd Pitt and Cate Blanchett. How was it working with Tyrese and Ludacris…oh, and Mickey Rourke? As far as your twat is concerned, I am not so sure Kaori is harier than you down there. I have heard reports from Robert Rodriguez that he the reason he filmed Sin City in black in white was because of the massive shadowy presence below your waste (and yes I spelled that correctly because what is there is, most certainly, useless). I worked hard for my Oscar nom by playing supporting roles with some of the finest Japanese directors around. Can anyone say Katsuhito Ishii? Yeah, I thought so. And, my teeth pale in comparison to your eyes. It looks as if Guilermo del Toro created your face. Even Pale Man knew where to hold his eyes. I guess I can discuss this with him on OSCAR NIGHT while you are eating Steve’s Pizza in Palmer Township. And Jim, I personally LOVE it when my man shaves his balls and pubes. It is so sexy. I hate spitting out hair after going down on him, sucking his hard cock for hours. With my perfectly, beautifully shaved pussy. Unlike two other Asian cunnies I know. Who do not shave. Or bathe.
Less tits, more ass. Actually, what is hotter than sweet ass appears to be this fight amongst these actresses. Why are they dragging you into it, K? I would love a Devon-Rinko-Kaori cage match. Jim and Brak and I could officiate.
Holy moly.. that’s a lot of text in my comments!!
Rinko: Isn’t there a saying, “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”??
Jim: Trimmed – shaved is just kind of weird, and some guys can get WAY too bushy!!!!!!
Devon: Even though I don’t know who Rinko is, she can still kick your scrawny ass – with your “little boy” body…
Neckice: I dunno why they’re dragging me in to it! But I can kick both their scrawy asses!!
As for the cage match, make sure you guys wear your rip-away referee outfits!
Actually, I do like Steve’s Pizza.