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okay, not really.. this ‘couples seduce teen’ gallery is kind of weak.. I guess it gives you the milf, and it gives you the teen (who in this case is 28), and it gives you hardcore sex, and lesbian sex… Oh, and big fake boobs that look like over inflated volleyballs…
It would be a lot better if it was Sunny Leone and Peachez 18! But hey, be happy! 
I’m STILL trying to figure out why my ‘categories’ don’t work (in the drop down box) on my other free site
Seriously, I don’t think you ever need to pay for porn!!!!
Anyways, I haven’t been feeling too good today.. I’m so run down that the weekend can NOT come fast enough.. If I wasn’t a student, and had a real job, I’d be phoning in sick!!
Instead, I have AWESOME exciting plans for Friday!
I’m gonna crawl in to bed at 9pm, read a nice Terry Pratchett book (I like silly humour that parodies the real world), and then sleep for… 14, or maybe 16 hours!!
Then, I’m going to spend 3-4 hours on saturday looking for nice porn galleries for you guys…. cropping and uploading all the pictures, and all that fun stuff!
Meanwhile, I gotta go sleep off my chinese takeout That darn General Tao!
g’night
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1. HOW DID YOU EVER GET THOSE PICS OF MY PARENTS AND MY 10TH GRADE GF TERRY?!?!??!?!
2. IN WHICH WAR, OTHER THAN THE ONE ON YOUR BOWELS, DID GENERAL TAO FIGHT IN?
hi….Kaori! I always get my chinese take out from a restaurant that serves “msg free” food. Was there any msg in your take out?
General Tso Tsungtang, or as his name is spelled in modern Pinyin, Zuo Zongtang, was born on Nov. 10, 1812, and died on Sept. 5, 1885. He was a frighteningly gifted military leader during the waning of the Qing dynasty, a figure perhaps the Chinese equivalent of the American Civil War commander William Tecumseh Sherman. He served with brilliant distinction during China’s greatest civil war, the 14-year-long Taiping Rebellion, which claimed millions of lives. Tso was utterly ruthless. He smashed the Taiping rebels in four provinces, put down an unrelated revolt called the Nian Rebellion, then marched west and reconquered Chinese Turkestan from Muslim rebels. As a young man Tso flunked the official court exams three times, a terrible disgrace. He returned home, married and devoted himself to practical studies, like agriculture and geography. He took up silkworm farming and tea farming and chose a gentle sobriquet, calling himself “The Husbandman of the River Hsiang.” Like Sherman, stuck teaching at a military academy in Louisiana on the eve of the Civil War, he seemed washed up. He was 38 when the Taiping Rebellion broke out in 1850. For the rest of his life, Tso would wield the sword, becoming one of the most remarkably successful military commanders in Chinese history. The Taiping Rebellion — a movement that in part advocated Christian doctrine — nearly toppled the Qing dynasty. It was founded by Hong Xiuquan, a Chinese mystic who believed he was the younger brother of Jesus. Tso made war, and war made Tso. He began his military career as an adjutant and secretary for the governor of Hunan province. He raised a force of 5,000 volunteers and took the field in September 1860, driving the Taiping rebels out of Hunan and Guangxi provinces, into coastal Zhejiang. There he captured the big cities of Shaoxing, still famous for its sherrylike rice wine. From there he pushed south into Fujian and Guangdong provinces, where the revolt had first begun and spread, and had crushed the Taipings by the time the rebellion ended in 1864.
The Taiping Rebellion was the greatest upheaval in 19th century China. It caused massive displacements and shifts in population. Hundreds of thousands of people fled or emigrated, many to America, where they worked building the transcontinental railroad, which was completed in 1869. It would be possible to leave the story here and say that General Tso’s Chicken simply honors a great personality, just as Arthur Wellesley, the Duke of Wellington, is honored in Beef Wellington; Pavel Stroganoff, a 19th-century Russian diplomat, in Beef Stroganoff; Count Charles de Nesselrode (another 19th-century Russian diplomat) in Nesselrode Pudding,; or Australian opera singer Nellie Melba in the dessert, Peach Melba. Indeed some believe it quite likely that the dish was whipped up for the general after some signal victory, just as Chicken Marengo was whipped up for Napoleon after he defeated the Austrians at Marengo on June 14, 1800. Is it possible that, struggling to carve out a new life in America under backbreaking adversities, and having heard of the sword skills of the remorseless General Tso (who had the top leaders of the Nian Rebellion executed with the proverbial “death of 10,000 cuts”), the overseas exiles indulged in some gallows-humor about their old enemy? That the chopped-up chicken dish may have gotten its name from the sliced and diced victims of Tso’s grim reprisals?
Hope this helps shed some light on the mysterious General Tso. I myself love his chicken. I also like bacon and cucumbers, but there are no good stories about them. Or are there?
Neckice: I dunno which war, but I’m guessing it involved a lot of chickens
Jim: I know a lot of restaurants have “No MSG” signs, but still serve MSG on the side
Brak: What a fountain of knowledge!
This is why I find this place so interesting… I never know what to expect from everyone… And its not even a messageboard! I like forums… But I think comments work just as well… Actually in some ways… Better. We comment the comments of other peoples comments about your blog posts, then you comment on the comments we make of other peoples comments about your blog… and so on.