Jokes
I’m periodically going to post little jokes I find in my inbox 
Just trying to figure out how I want to structure it.. And how I can do it using WordPress 
… It’s not that easy!
1. Things Men Learn by Watching Porn!
2. How to get Laid in Japan!
Useful Japanese sentences:
Kimi-te honto-ni kirei-dane
You’re really pretty.
Bakku shito-ni suwaro
Let’s get in the back seat.
Ima Shiyo
Let’s do it now.
Kimi-to netai
I wan’t to make love to you.
Shikkusu-nain suki
Let’s do the sixty-nine.
Bakku-de shiyo
Let’s do it doggy style.
I don’t want to get serious.
Kimi-to-dewa shigeki-teki-ja nain-da
You don’t excite me anymore.
Kimi-wa beddo-de yokunai.
Who blew a fart?
Itsu kekkon-shitai?
Take your underwear off.
Boko-no me-o mite
Doko-no kurejitto kado-ga tsukaemasu-ka?
Which credit cards do you accept?
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“Who blew a fart?
Itsu kekkon-shitai?
Take your underwear off.
Boko-no me-o mite”
I wish I wish I could be there when someone uses those lines! =p
A man walks into a cowboy saloon bar and makes a challenge towards the barman…
“I bet I can drink the spittoon dry.”
“I’ll bet you $100 you can’t” agrees the barman.
The man lifts the spittoon to his lips and proceeds to drink all of the spit in it.
“OK you win the bet… stop… here’s your $100 dollars” says the barman looking quite green. But the man continues to drink from the spittoon.
“Didn’t you here me, I said stop and collect your $100 dollars” argues the barman.
The man continues to drink from the spittoon.
“You’re sick” says the barman. Just then the man stops drinking from the spittoon.
“Why didn’t you stop?” queries the barman.
“I couldn’t… it was all in one lump” says the man.
A man walks into a bar.
“Thunk”
oh yea thats cooooooool