Jokes
I’m periodically going to post little jokes I find in my inbox 
Just trying to figure out how I want to structure it.. And how I can do it using Wordpress :(… It’s not that easy!
1. Things Men Learn by Watching Porn!
2. How to get Laid in Japan!
Useful Japanese sentences:
Kimi-te honto-ni kirei-dane
You’re really pretty.
Bakku shito-ni suwaro
Let’s get in the back seat.
Ima Shiyo
Let’s do it now.
Kimi-to netai
I wan’t to make love to you.
Shikkusu-nain suki
Let’s do the sixty-nine.
Bakku-de shiyo
Let’s do it doggy style.
I don’t want to get serious.
Kimi-to-dewa shigeki-teki-ja nain-da
You don’t excite me anymore.
Kimi-wa beddo-de yokunai.
Who blew a fart?
Itsu kekkon-shitai?
Take your underwear off.
Boko-no me-o mite
Doko-no kurejitto kado-ga tsukaemasu-ka?
Which credit cards do you accept?
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