I’m periodically going to post little jokes I find in my inbox
Just trying to figure out how I want to structure it.. And how I can do it using WordPress :(… It’s not that easy!
Useful Japanese sentences:
Poketto-ni futon-ga hait-teru
I have a futon in my pocket.
Onwards to the Love Hotel!
Kimi-te honto-ni kirei-dane
You’re really pretty.
Mae-ni atta-koto aru?
Don’t I know you from somewhere?
Can I borrow 10,000 yen?
You drank too much last night didn’t you?
I scored (when playing a girl for sex)
Kimi-no-koto igai-wa kangaerarenai
I can’t live without your love.
Koko-ja hito-ni miechau-yo
People can see us here.
Bakku shito-ni suwaro
Let’s get in the back seat.
Let’s do it now.
I wan’t to make love to you.
Nani iro-no shitagi-o tsuketeru-no?
What color is your underwear? (If she replies “brown”, leave immediately!)
I forgot to use protection.
Let’s do the sixty-nine.
Let’s do it doggy style.
I don’t want to get serious.
Kimi-to-dewa shigeki-teki-ja nain-da
You don’t excite me anymore.
Kimi-wa beddo-de yokunai.
You aren’t any good in bed.
Who blew a fart?
When do you want to get married?
You have a nice figure.
Take your underwear off.
Boko-no me-o mite
Look into my eyes.
Boku-ga hoshii-nowa kimi-dake
Your the only one I want.
I love you so much i could die.
Doko-no kurejitto kado-ga tsukaemasu-ka?
Which credit cards do you accept?