RealPeachez pulls down panties

Microwave popcorn expires.
Okay.. some of you would have known that :)

Not in a grows-fur-and-sprouts-arms kind of way. Not in a starts-to-smell-funky kind of way.

In a refuses-to-pop kind of way.

In either November or December of 2003, I purchased a large box of microwave popcorn from Costco. Needless to say, I still have some of it. So I tossed a packet in the microwave tonight, thinking I’d enjoy some warm buttery popcorny goodness.

Instead, I got a smouldering bag, lots of smoke, and no popcorn. Some of the seeds popped properly. But many of them didn’t, and these caught fire instead. There were no flames, but there was a whole lot of smoke. I ended up dousing the contents of the bag in water and then throwing it out promptly.

So there you have it. Microwave popcorn will not keep forever and ever, and should therefore be eaten promptly.

That being said, I did not feel like being a gourmet yesterday – this is my entire days intake:

*a small bowl of Cherry Vanilla Cheerios (no milk)
*a couple of handfuls of potato chips
*a handful of Jelly Belly jelly beans
*two bottles of lemon-flavoured Dasani water
*one taquito
*half a box of Kraft Dinner
*one popsicle
*a handful of tortilla chips, with salsa

Tonight is Fondue :)

Anyways, back to the porn! I purchased a membership to realpeachez, and took a peak inside her member’s area for you. It JUST started up, so right now there’s about 20 sets of pictures, and 4-6 BIG movies!!!!
The pictures series show FULL nudity, and closeups of her shaved pussy.
The movies show hard action!! We’re talking, shove a giant cucumber up her tight pussy action!
But, they’re pretty tight on their promo material, so I don’t have anything like that hard to show you. Instead, I have some softer stuff! Enjoy RealPeachez stripping out of her leather corset! You can see some small samples from her member’s area at the bottom of the gallery I prepared up top)
I’ll get more up tomorrow, and hopefully some Partyhardcore! The last Loverboys update was lame again – the camera man was too busy filming some girl dancing to film another girl sucking the stripper’s cock!
I also haven’t seen ANY bachelorette parties there since last year (You used to spot the occasional girl wearing a big banner saying ‘bride’ or ‘birthday’, or a bridal veil, etc :) Of course, the male strippers would pay EXTRA attention to them….
but, no longer! We’ll see how the next update goes, then it might be time to let my subscription lax! At least for a month! :0
LoverboysUSA is still good for new members, and only those who like to see TRUE amateur girls, usually cheating on their husbands/boyfriends, sucking stripper cock – and nothing else ;)
No sex, there was one or two girls who got eaten out, and one stripper cumshot, but that’s been it so far ;)

Anyways, ttyl! :)
there are also some sample pics of from her member’s area at the bottom of the gallery I linked up top.. (HERE for you lazy buggers :) )

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  • 5 Responses to “I bet you didn’t know this – Plus more Peachez!”
    1. Randall says:

      Does peachez have a really blurry pussy, or is it just my eyes?? Or..maybe thats the peach fuzz!!…..I know, really bad joke….I’m pitiful…and lazy! (like you keep pointing out…) :-)

    2. Kaori says:

      Must be your eyes! :)
      You put your face far too close to the monitor trying to get a look, and you zapped your cones :)

    3. Jim says:

      About the popcorn,i learned the same lesson the hard way about a year ago. I wondered why..it turns out popcorn whether the traditional type or the microwave variety will lose its moisture over time. Therefore,popping becomes only a dream.. For the conventional type of popcorn,you can add a few drops of water to the kernels & seal the bag. Let it sit for a day and it is as good as new! For my self i microwave the tradtional type in a glass bowl to avoid all the preservatives and excessive saltthat is added to the microwave variety. About your food intake from the other day,Good God!! promise me kaori that you will add some healthy food to supplement your diet of snack food so i wont have to worry about you. :-)

    4. Kaori says:

      Avoid all the preservatives and salt? But that’s the GOOD stuff! :)
      Tonight I’m making sandwiches.. I’ve been feeling really lazy recently – so tonight it’s tunafish with swiss cheese, and a salad :)
      Is that better? :)

      Good tips about the popcorn.. I need to throw all the old stuff out..

    5. NECKICE says:

      Actually, Randall, That is just a big dental dam Peaches has on — for safe oral sex. She may have The AIDS.

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