Hot blonde teen uses banana as dildo
Click the picture for a hot gallery of a blonde teen using a big banana as a dildo!

Hot blonde teen uses banana as dildo

Hot blonde teen uses banana as dildo
Click the picture to see Allison, a sexy, skinny blonde girl stuff a big banana up her pussy!

Okay guys, here’s another super hot ALSScan gallery! The ALSscan preview today is a girl named Allison. Allison has a large, stretched out pussy. I have a feeling she’s been using bigger vegetables than bananas as sex toys. I’m sure if you join ALS (All Ladies Shaved), you’ll see her using eggplants, fists, and other large objects! Alsscan specializes in large object insertion with skinny teens. Before you ask, no, a banana does *not* make a good sex toy. It has really sharp bits on the end that you need to cover with a condom or cut off…. It’s easier just to *buy* a nice dildo :D

Anyways…. I’ve been buying bananas pretty regularly for a while now. They make great portable, easy going snacks, and if one goes brown before I can eat it, I just mush it up and toss it into the loaf of bread going in the bread machine to make banana bread. It’s not the cake-like banana bread I’ve been served by other people, but I do toss in some nutmeg and cinnamon and cardamom, and the result is a very nice slightly sweet bread that is just awesome when toasted, slathered in butter, and then loaded up with either peanut butter or Nutella. It’s good with just the butter too.

Anyway. I almost always have bananas on hand these days, and I’ve started noticing the bad thing about having bananas on hand. I’ve started seeing little fruit flies flitting about.

Now, I took biology in high school oh those many moons ago, and I know what the life cycle of a fruit fly is. I’m not worried about a lingering infestation or anything, and I know that they’re really harmless. It’s still annoying to see them, though, because they are bugs, and I firmly believe that bugs do not belong in my home.

So I happened to mention this to my mother when we were talking yesterday, and she said she doesn’t like them either – my parents also keep bananas on hand – and she suggested washing the bananas when I get them home from the store. Not a full out scrub down, but she said to run the ends of the bananas – the stem where they’re attached in the bunch, and the free ends – under running water, and that should flush out the fruit fly eggs that are hiding in there. I made skeptical noises, and she insisted that it would work, going so far as to say that she had tried it and it seemed to help.

Had tried? As in, she doesn’t do it anymore?

I asked the obvious. If it works, why discontinue the practice?

Turns out, my father caught her rinsing off their bananas once, and he thought it was the most ludicrous thing he’d ever seen her do. He laughed himself breathless and mocked her pretty thoroughly, so now she’s too embarrassed to do it again, lest he catch her and laugh and mock her some more.

Now, I see where he’s coming from. Washing bananas seems sort of crazy.

But as I watch as a stupid fruit fly wobbles in and out of my field of vision – pulling that awful winking out trick so that I can’t catch it and kill it – I’m starting to think that maybe the idea’s not so far off.

I’m seriously tempted to try washing my bananas. Couldn’t hurt, right?

Just don’t tell my father. I don’t need a phone call with nothing but hysterical laughter on the other end of the line….
Click here to see skinny blonde teen Allison shove a hopefully washed banana up her pussy!

5 Responses to “Hot blonde teen uses banana as dildo”
  1. NECKICE! says:

    Funny timing again, Miss Kaori! I was in the produce aisle of the Wegmenses and Michelle, the produce specialist, and I were discussing which of the “5 a Day” fruits and veggies would be best for metabolism, kidney function, and cunt insertion. And yeps:: bananas all the way — they make you shit, piss, and cum! And, make the best sweet bread and bread pudding in life.

    • Kaori says:

      Neckice: Hahaha, well, bananas are good for many different things….

      Sean: Harder isn’t always a good thing! But yeah, I think cucumbers would be a bit better for that…. The ‘dill pickle’ kind, before pickling!

      Jon: Wow, interesting that there’s a sense of revulsion tied to banana sex for you! I can see it not turning you on, but still!
      Ew. that’s nasty about the fruit flies!

      Jason: Only if you put away the warm apple pie!

  2. Sean says:

    I’d have thought cucumbers would be harder and bumpier…

  3. Jon says:

    I can’t stand bananas – think it is due to eating them almost exclusively when I was a child. So the thought of eating/washing/inserting them into a blonde teen all have the same sense of revolution to me.

    I wonder if jamming a banana into a girl’s snatch would have the same effect on the eggs as washing it does? Or will hundreds of tiny fruit flies suddenly hatch from this girls nether regions in a day or so?

  4. Jason says:

    Oi, stop playing with your food.

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