Okay guys, this gallery is from a sexy site I posted a few days back called ‘Craving Carmen‘. It also features a gorgeous, famous internet model by the name of Kate….. She’s from Kate’s Playground, and is one of the sister sites of Craving Carmen! Sexy!!!

Anyways, not too long ago, I received a delivery notice from Canada Post indicating that an item was waiting for me to pick it up at my local post office. I wasn’t expecting anything - hadn’t ordered anything online in a while, and so I was rather excited to see what mystery giftie had arrived for me. Imagine my disappointment when it was a request that I resubmit some old tax information.

This weighed heavily on my mind today when I arrived home to discover an unexpected delivery attempt notice from Purolator. Again, I wasn’t expecting anything - I’ve been behaving somewhat with respect to online shopping lately, so I wasn’t sure what this was, but I was prepared for another less than pleasant surprise.

Imagine my delight when I went to collect my package and they brought out a fairly long thin but light cardboard box. As soon as I saw it, I knew what it was, and it was a big happy boost to my day.

It was my replacement Rockband guitar!

Nearly three months ago, I kindly let some younger kids who were visiting play Rockband. Now, these kids are at that point where they’re entering adolescence, so they’re old enough to know that they should try to be careful and gentle with other people’s stuff, but they’re still young enough that they tend to get excited and carried away and forget themselves. A month later, the whammy bar on the guitar started making a strange clicking sound when I whammied. Not too long after that, there was a sudden snap, and then the little bounce back sensation was gone, so if I wanted to whammy a sustained note, I had to actually move the whammy bar back and forth, instead of just applying slight pressure in one direction only and letting it bounce back on its own.

Once the whammy bar went, I thought that there might be a chance that the controller was still under some sort of extended warranty, so I checked, and it was, so I submitted a request for a replacement. I received a confirmation email that my request had been submitted, but nothing indicating that someone had reviewed it and actually done something with it, so I figured I was just in a queue waiting for my turn.

Now I have it! I unpacked it, assembled it, and have played with it a little, you know, just to make sure it works. It does, though deploying energy isn’t as responsive as I’ve become accustomed to, but it seems to be improving with play. Either I’m learning the idiosyncrasies of this controller, or there’s a weird adaptive phase where the guitar learns the sorts of motions used in energy deployment. I’m not too worried about it - it took some time for me to get the hang of it with the first guitar too.

In any event, the old guitar will be packed up and shipped off sometime soon… How can I work now that I have a new one??

Enjoy the sexy gallery of Craving Carmen!

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This gallery comes from a site dedicated to ‘women with sex toys’… Large dildos, small dildos, anal beads, etc.. enjoy!

okay guys, it’s been a LONG weekend - and I don’t mean long in the good way!!! First, I’ve been packing up and organizing, getting ready for my move, and realizing as I pack things into boxes, that:
a) it’s unlikely I’ll go through the effort to UNPACK them
b) Even if I do feel the need for something I’ve packed away, I’ll likely not know which box it is, and again, will not want to go through the effort to check all the boxes!!!

It’s become apparent that I may have 1 or 2 character flaws!

Anyways, enjoy the formerly tight blonde stretching her shaved pussy over a very large dildo here
Partyhardcore coming soon

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Okay guys - here’s another gallery from a site I started posting a while ago, Young Libertines!! I’m not 100% sure what ethnicity these ‘homemade teens’ are, but i’m pretty sure it’s of the European flavour.. Russian, Ukrainian… Some place that has a lot of sexually liberated teenagers looking to score some quick money!!! Enjoy Young Libertines!

Anyways, a few weeks ago, one of the two working globe lightbulbs in my bathroom blew, leaving me with one little bulb to illuminate the window-less room. I managed to find a spare bulb, but today, the other one went, so I needed to buy a replacement to keep the room well-lit enough to see.

So off to the hardware store I went, in search of bulbs. I just went to a Rona - it was closest. I went straight to the lightbulb aisle and picked up two replacement globe bulbs. As I was heading to the tills, I noticed at the end of the aisle that the display of energy-wise fluorescent bulbs now had some globe bulbs on the shelves. I stopped for a closer look. Indeed, they were the right size and shape, came in boxes of three, and had big promises of energy cost savings printed on the label.

Now, they were more expensive too - it works out to a little over $5 per bulb, as opposed to just under $3 for a regular incandescent bulb. But these ones also promise to last for roughly 9 years. 9 years seems like a good long stretch of time before I have to reeeeeeeeeach way up there to replace another bulb.

I put the incandescent ones back on the shelf, and picked up a 3-pack of the fluorescent ones. I’m not saying whether it was the promise of decreased environmental footprint or the promise of decreased frequency of replacement that prompted me to spend the extra money for the new bulbs. Let’s just call it a win-win situation….

Eitherway, enjoy the homemade teen gallery from young libertines!

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Okay, I’m pretty sure that people aren’t supposed to be able to fit fists up their ass…. Pussies, yes, they’re made to stretch. Asses, not so much! I am told however, that pussy fisting is a pretty intense act - I’ve never tried it… That being said, this explicite-art gallery of three teen lesbians fisting is still pretty hot, and most of the porn found in excplit-art IS pretty hot - so I hope you enjoy!!

Anyways, speaking of sticking things where they don’t belong, I went for another eye checkup today. The verdict? Still dry.

They actually did a dryness test on me. They took these little strips of paper, bent them, and then stuck the ends inside my lower eyelids. I then kept my eyes closed for five minutes, while the papers absorbed the tears my eyes would produce. My eyes were numbed during the test, by the way, so the results would reflect normal, unirritated tear production.

The left eye produced way more tears than the right eye. Only the tip of the paper that had actually been under my eyelid was wet on the right hand side. One the left hand side, sufficient moisture had been produced to spread along the strip for a bit.

But still, my eyes are way dry.

The nice thing about today’s visit was the doctor I saw was the one I saw on my very first few appointments. She said today that she suspects I’m having an allergic reaction to something, and prescribed me some medicated drops to help with that. I mentioned that she had been leaning that way before but subsequent checks with other doctors had dismissed the theory, and she said that there were other signs of allergic reaction in my eyelids that made her reconsider the allergy hypothesis. I asked if what she was seeing could also be due to the dryness test they’d done, and she said no, what she was seeing was more than what the test causes.

She also said the pattern of dryness going on strongly suggests that I don’t actually close my eyes all the way when I blink them, and that I actually sleep with my eyes open just a wee bit. Which would also explain why I wake up with miserably dry feeling eyes. Creepy…

So this is what I need to work on - closing my eyes!

Enjoy the Explicite-art gallery of 3 teen lesbians stretching their pussies with fists here!

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okay guys, this is from a site I mentioned a while back…. It’s part of the blacksonblondes / SpringThomas network of sites - only the catch is, the Minion!!!!!!
He’s a disgusting slob that gets covered in food and slime while fucking hot pornstars!!

Anyweays, I just watched The Phantom of the Opera. I enjoyed it, but I happen to like that musical a lot. I like it so much that I know some of the words to many of the songs, in spite of having only seen it on stage once - in Vegas this past summer - and only seeing it on film once - last night. When I was younger I had a tape recording of the music - my memory’s fuzzy, but I strongly suspect that it was one of those ‘highlights’ tapes, because there are bits that I know with remarkable clarity, and others that are rather foreign to me. Anyway, I guess I must have listened to it a lot.

Anyway, the movie held a few surprises for me. Like Gerard Butler as the Phantom. I didn’t know King Leonidas could sing! And Minnie Driver was Carlotta! I didn’t know she could sing either!

You know who else I didn’t know sang? This guy. Rockband has taught me otherwise. Thank you Rockband! (It’s a fun little minute-and-a-half song that’s available as a free download - you should get it!)

Enjoy the gallery from The Minion here!

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Okay, Lily Koh and Joon Mali may not be hookers - but you know what? They’re from Thailand.. They pose naked on the internet… I have a feeling that for $50 more, you can take them both to bed, and ravage their tight, shaved pussies until the morning!!!!

Anyways…….. Mphf, mphf, mphf. Good thing typing doesn’t require an agile tongue. Wow that was a lot of peanut butter.

Before I report my findings, I’d like to make a few of my own biases clear.

First, I don’t think I’ve ever really had crunchy/chunky peanut butter in my life, never mind on toast. I’ve always had the smooth/creamy stuff. I like the smooth stuff. It just glides onto the toast so easily and evenly. Being pretty certain that crunchy peanut butter would be more difficult to spread made me think I prefer smooth, even though I hadn’t given crunchy a proper chance to redeem itself.

So today, when preparing my test toast, I saw my suspicions confirmed - the crunchy did not spread easily. In order to achieve acceptable coverage levels, the peanut butter had to be applied rather thickly. Even then, it lacked the presentational grace and aesthetic appeal of the smooth - it’s just all lumpy.

This is, however, a taste test, so instead of throwing away the less appealing looking toast, I proceeded to eat half of the crunchy slice. It was good. The bits of peanuts mixed in adds a nice extra crunch.

Half of the smooth slice was next. It was less interesting, texture wise, but it was still very very nice.

In terms of actual taste, I think they were largely the same, though.

So, I am left to conclude that although I do have a preference for the smooth peanut butter, this seems to be based purely on its spreadability and resulting appearance. I do not find the crunchy peanut butter unappealing, and therefore am inclined to keep both varieties stocked in my home so that I may use whichever one strikes my fancy at a given moment….

Enjoy the two asian lesbians - Lily Koh and Joon Mali… Take whichever one strikes your fancy, and leave $50 with the doorman ^_^ Click here for the gallery!

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Today we answer for all perpetuity that age-old question: chunky, or smooth?

First, I assembled the samples for testing.

Here we have Jif brand peanut butter, in crunchy/chunky and creamy/smooth varieties. I felt that better control would be achieved by using the same brand - we wouldn’t want one to have an unfair advantage owing to proprietary recipes!

And here they are, spread out:

I’ll post an update after I’ve actually eaten these.

You thought I’d be posting about chunky girls, didn’t you?
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Craving Carmen has lesbian galleries, hardcore galleries, anal toy galleries, and more…. She’s a curvy brunette with a nicely shaved pussy and a round ass!! Enjoy this xxx gallery of her posing naked by the poolside….

Anyways, don’t grocery shop hungry!

I went to the grocery store yesterday before I had my lunch. I also didn’t get to have breakfast yesterday - not unusual for me, but it meant that I was already having positive thoughts about food consumption.

I know this is a dangerous state of mind to be in when you walk into a grocery store - it makes everything look so wonderful! I thought that perhaps being aware of this might help me curb the impulse buying.

When I walked in, I intended to buy the following:

Coca-Cola - because a home is not a home without a healthy Cola supply!
Crunchy Jif peanut butter - to test whether crunchy or smooth is better on toast
Bread - for weekend toast
Eggs - for weekend eggs, maybe
Bananas - for weekend smoothies
Tampico - because I’m now out!

I did pretty well - I bought all of those things, except for the Tampico, because it was on sale and they were consequently out of the pink stuff. Everyone likes the pink stuff. No one wants the green or the orange - because the pink stuff is the best! I’ll have to wait for a restock, and likely miss out on the sale price. Oh well, forty cents won’t break me. I hope.

I didn’t get too much extra either. There was a sale on pasta, so I stocked up on lasagna noodles - 2 boxes - and spinach linguine noodles - 2 boxes. I also bought one more jar of basic tomato and basil pasta sauce. In my mind, this counts as a smart impulse buy.

I did, however, buy two Thai ramen noodle cups, and two hot and sour ramen noodle cups. These were also on sale, but not a great one. They were also a brand that used to be much tastier than it is now - they changed their noodle cooking method in the name of lowering fat content, and it had a negative impact on the taste. I haven’t tried the hot and sour ones with the new noodles yet, I’m hoping the flavouring of the soup is strong enough to cover the change in the noodles. As for the Thai, well, I like the Thai flavouring. I know I can taste the new noodles with this one, but I like Thai. This was a less smart impulse buy. Note that it was not a dumb impulse buy. A dumb impulse buy would have been buying something I don’t even like, like a tin of anchovies, just because it was on a great sale.

Not too bad for a hungry hungry shopper!!

Anyways, enjoy the Craving Carmen gallery!

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Okay guys, I’m tired and a little tipsy…….. So I’m going to leave you with this Monsters Of Cock gallery from the guys who do bangbus, ballhoneys, and more….
This one stars Nevaeh Charms - a skinny brunette teen with a shaved pussy, and only a hint of addiction to crack….. Hope you enjoy watching her split her pussy open on a large cock!! I love large cock galleries because they’re nasty… Similar to Partyhardcore, it’s neat watching other women stretch themselves open like dirty sluts….

That being said, I must say, bigger is NOT always better (although I’m sure Amy will disagree), and that ‘love bead’/penile implant that ramon has inserted under the skin of his penis doesn’t really turn me on!

Anyways, enjoy the Large Penis gallery from a big dick site here!

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Seriously, what fun is ‘Ladies Night’ if you don’t end up getting fucked by a BUNCH of male strippers…. I mean, if you wake up the next morning, and don’t remember coming home (or even better, wake up passed out on the sidewalk), and are sore every time you sit down, shouldn’t that be what it’s like??? I’m sure most of the girls at this partyhardcore gallery felt that way… Enjoy!

Anyways, I wanted to name my blog “Instant Gratification”, but unfortunately, that domain name was taken… I think they were asking $30,000 for it…. But eitherway, here’s why….

Lately I’ve been thinking that I should perhaps try a new mascara - the one I’m currently using is great, except for the fact that it transfers off onto my lower lid more than I’d like - I end up with this sort of smokey eyeliner effect that I’m not particularly fond of.

So this morning, while eating my brunch - a couple of small banana muffins with butter - I did a little bit of research and found the mascara I want to try next.

The problem is I want to try it. Right. Now.

My current tube should be good for the rest of the year.

I’m not very good at this waiting thing, am I?

Enjoy the ladies having sex with male strippers at the gallery above

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