Eat your heart out, Becky Bloomwood - And a cute Brazilian
Posted by: Kaori in Blowjobs, General News, Hardcore, Pornstars / Babes, TeenI recently posted that I have just read three of the four Shopaholic books by Sophie Kinsella. Becky Bloomwood is the Shopaholic. That’s why that’s so quick to come to mind.
So I went shopping today. It wasn’t in my master plan for the day; a last minute phone call had us cruising down to the various outlet stores in the Westhills/Signal Hill area. My sister was looking for khakis. The other girl we were with was looking for work clothes. I was not looking for anything. The guy we went with was looking for comfy places to sit down while we shopped (he didn’t find any).
Outlet shops are dangerous. This is because they frequently have signs up screaming ‘Sale!’, or ‘Clearance!’, or ‘50% off last ticketed price!’. It is extremely difficult to be holding something intriguing in your hands, know that it is available for purchase at a lower price than normal, and not run off to the till with it.
Our first stop was Jacob Connexion (which, by the way, carries entirely different clothes than the regular plain Jacob). Normally I don’t find anything that suits me there (I tend to shop at plain Jacob). Today, though, a black three-quarter length sleeved T-shirt with pink edging at the scoopneck collar caught my eye. Cha-ching!
Next, we browsed through Pier 1. I didn’t buy anything there, but then again, I’m not really in a position to be furniture shopping right now - getting it back to my current residence would be, at best, tricky.
Next stop: the MEXX outlet. No clothes for me here, but ooh, what’s this, earrings? A whole rack of them? Browse, browse, browse…hey, I like these. Ooh, and these too. Cha-ching!
Next up: the Guess outlet. I contemplate trying on some jeans, since I no longer own any and they were only $35 a pair when you buy two. I eventually decide against it, partly because someone recently characterized me as being [-blue], which I found pretty funny, never mind that it seems to be true. (Okay, maybe it’s only funny if you do what I do, but I do, so to me it’s funny.) I abandon the jeans idea, and drift through racks of T-shirts that have glittery letters reading ‘Guess’, ‘Free Admission’, and ‘Hottie’. Hm, nothing for me, I think. Oh, but whoops, what’s that? A little black T-shirt…with a kind of V-ish scooping neckline that has little buttons on it. That’s pretty cute! Cha-ching!
Okay! Onwards to Michael’s, where I buy some embroidery threat to make myself a hatband for my new Tilley hat (not purchased today). I gawk and gaze covetously at a bunch of stuff, pick my thread colours, and try to get out quickly (in my haste, I accidentally grabbed three skeins that actually are not the same colour, so I have to go back and get the right ones. Oh, well.). On the way out the door, however, my sister finds something that holds immense appeal - a set of 12 list notepads, each with a magnet on the back, and each pad has a different design with a different calendar month. I grabbed a set and ran back to the till. Cha-ching!
Whew, time for a slurpee break. Then, onwards to the Gap outlet. As I’m wandering and looking, I see this T-shirt - a little black one, but it’s got a light pink layer sewn in the front of it, and the neckline of the black has some decorative gathering and scoops lower than the pink. I grab it and make a run for the till. Cha-ching!
Last stop: Roots. They’re clearing out khakis. Well, my old khakis are getting pretty shabby, they could do with replacing, or at least another pair so they don’t get worn quite so frequently. I try them on, they look decent. Great! I go back to the rack to find a pair that doesn’t have a destroyed button, and oh, would you look at that - they come in a light shade and a slightly darker shade. Well, variety is the spice of life, isn’t it? Here we go, one of each shade. Cha-ching!
At this point, we had been out shopping for about three and a half hours, so we called it a day. With the exception of the home decoration store, I made a purchase at every single shop I walked into today!
But hey, every item was on sale! (Okay, the embroidery thread wasn’t, but that was $0.40 a skein, so it doesn’t count) That means I totally used self-control, doesn’t it?
Heheh, anyways, I’m sure you’ve read enough about my shopping experience, and have probably now started reading every second paragraph to see when I finish talking about it! To cap off the night, we watched 2 episodes of Buffy, and the Machinist. The Machinist was an interesting psychological…ummmm… thriller?? About a man (Batman - Christian Bale) who couldn’t sleep, and therefore, goes crazy. Although, the timeline is off a bit. From what I understand, after 5 days of no sleep, you begin to hallucinate, and after 14, you die… This guy was awake for a year before we see his real hallucinations.
Eitherway, Christian Bale looked disgusting. Here’s google images of him.. Yucky…
Anyways, now I gotta shower, shave, and then meet my friend downtown so he can fight his speeding ticket
Enjoy the pictures of the hot Brazilian. Loverboys pdated last night, and I’ll talk more about it tomorrow… Basically, it was an ‘okay’ update… No stripper cumshots like the last update just a lot of girls playing with cock, and a little bit of sucking.
Partyhardcore also updated, but I haven’t yet seen it - I should probably start downloading it so it’s ready when I get home tonight!! Anyways, according to their site, there is a lot of amateur lesbian action, and a little bit of sex. I think I still need to post 3 galleries of their new stuff for you!
Anyways, this was a huge text update, so I’ll try to get some more pics for you tomorrow! ![]()

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never really liked fake tits but her nipples are awesome *droooools*
Dont feel bad about the shopping experience. I tend to do the same thing when im hitting the shops. About your bf’s speeding ticket hmm.. is it possible with a 400hp Tranny..Am he was actually speeding??
Hahah, you don’t like Trans Ams, eh?
and nah, he’s not my bf.. just a good friend…
Kaori, I’m wondering if shopping is a sort of porn for women. I like the pictures which make the shopping story exciting for me. And I’m wondering what part of you got shaved if I may be that nosy…. “Anyways, now I gotta shower, shave”? Best wishes and I enjoy your website as always. Woodster
Hahah, I dunno if it’s a sort of porn.. but it is fun, and I LOVE new stuff!
hehehe
as for the shaving…. welll….. everything!