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Okay, so I still prefer RealPeachez‘s cucumber masturbation… There’s something quite hot about a girl who posed non-nude for years finally stripping down, and shoving a large cucumber up her pussy…. But these sexy lesbians from 1by-day are also quite sexy!!

Anyways, I always wonder what potentially unpleasant surprises await me when I return home after having been away for a holiday, no matter how long the holiday.

Will I be greeted by horrible new life forms that have spawned on some forgotten bit of food that I’ve left on the kitchen counter? This has never happened before, but this time I did leave butter in the butter dish out on the counter.

Will I be greeted by horrible new life forms that have spawned in the fridge and freezer because some important piece of the refrigerator died and everything thawed and got all warm and icky? This has never happened before either, but I always worry about it – it could happen. I try to get rid of as much perishable stuff in the fridge as I can before I go away, but really, if the power goes, then the pickles and sauces are all going to be shot, and the stuff in the freezer is also lost completely. I wonder if I would open the freezer door to a miserable smell and a disgusting wave of defrosted food mixed with water from various melted sources. Uck.

Will I discover a new lake in some area of my home where a pipe has burst, or some water-using appliance or fixture has malfunctioned? Again, this isn’t something I’ve ever experienced, but it could happen. Gosh, my parents did raise me paranoid, didn’t they?

Will I return home to find only a smoldering heap of ashes that was once my living space, all immolated in a horrible electrical fire when the toaster/oven/cordless phone/TV/insert other device that uses electricity here malfunctioned? This one makes me want to run around unplugging absolutely everything before leaving. But that would be crazy. That also wouldn’t remove the risk – there could always be some electrical problem in the wiring in the walls that could start the destructive force of fire.

Then I start panicking about not having a home to return to. I try to take a few deep breaths before panic settles in completely, and remind myself that the more destructive of these sorts of circumstances are exactly why one has insurance on their home. I also remind myself that it’s pretty unlikely that these things will happen – I might return home to an odd smell and a long past its ripeness tomato, but it’s pretty safe to say that I will have a home to return to.

Then I feel better.

Then I start worrying about how long it takes to get rid of rotten food smell.

And even though I managed to talk myself out of full out crazy panic mode, I still hold my breath on the final approach until I’ve seen that my home still exists, I’m nervy until I’ve established that no one has broken in and stolen all of my earthly possessions, and I can’t relax until I’ve done a quick run through to establish the absence of indoor lakes…

Is it fortunate that I’ll be returning home in just a few days? I’d love my holidays to continue, but the wait might kill me!

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5 Responses to “Cucumber in pussy – Vegetable insertions”
  1. IFuckAmy says:

    K baby: Don’t be too surprised to find me in you bed awaiting your return. Flip side, don’t be disappointed if you didn’t – they say it’s the thought that counts.

  2. Amy says:

    K baby.. that was IFuckAmy’s way of saying ..welcum home..
    ..btw who’s your webmistress? IFuckAmy said she’s hot.. when did he meat her?

  3. Kaori says:

    IFA: Will you be bringing Amy?? Might be time for you to have a couple of girls! However, a couple of guys is sexier…

    Amy: He never did meat her…. and by her, I mean me… unless it was in his dreams!

  4. IFuckAmy says:

    K baby: I’ll bring Amy and she’ll bring one bbbbf. Date?

  5. Amy says:

    Awesome foursome! Swell! About time we meat each other!

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