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Busty Teen Pussy Spread Open
Click the picture for the full gallery of Anika spreading her pussy wide open!

Today’s XXX gallery is of a Busty teen spreading her smooth shaved pussy open and using a funny looking sex toy! The model is Anika, a brunette busty teen that Nubiles posts pretty regularly. She’s cute and has a nice pussy…

Anyways, consider me snubbed…

Today, I was exiting a building that had a relatively large public entrance area, so there was a set of three doors side by side that all led to the outside world. As I approached the doors, I could see a woman approaching the same set of doors from a different direction, and I knew I would get there a smidge before she would.

I’ve always been taught that the polite and correct thing to do in these sorts of situations is to hold the door for the next person – just simply pausing a bit once I’m through and holding the door open so that it doesn’t swing shut in the next person’s face. I almost always do this – there have been a handful of times that I haven’t, only two that I actually remember, and both times that I can recall I felt very bad about not having held the door once I realized someone had been behind me. I also appreciate it when others do the same for me, especially when I am carrying a lot and would have had to wrestle with the door a bit to get through it, and I have felt the eyeroll of annoyance make my eyeballs spin when someone lets a door close on me as I’m stepping through it.

So today, as is my custom, I paused after passing through the doorway and held it open, looking back over my shoulder to make sure that the woman would take over the holding of the door before I let go.

There was no one there.

The woman had opted to go through the door beside the one I had just passed through.

Not only that, she had to juggle her coffee a bit to get her hand free to open that other door. I saw her do that as I stood there holding the other door open for her.

So much for my attempt at spreading a bit of good will. Ah, well. I’m not going to stop.

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Hot Asian Geisha - Peeing and anal toys
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Okay guys, here’s another of those ultra hardcore French galleries… All the models from Explicit-Art are found in France, and they’re all super kinky. The Explicite-art has group sex, anal sex, anal toys, lesbian fisting, watersports, and more! Now… Peeing isn’t my thing, so I’m warning you in advance… It’s found in the movie/picture gallery at the bottom. Still, the Asian model Sharon is hot. I’ve posted her double-penetration hardcore scenes before.

Anyways… Donut or doughnut?

I really like donuts.

I’m a bit unsure about the spelling conventions though – I’ve always seen the word written as donut in donut shops, like Tim Horton’s, yet I’ve read the alternate doughnut in some texts. Is it another American spelling vs. British spelling thing? Canada generally seems to be pretty loyal to British spelling, though. Perhaps the apparent preference for donut is something of an anomaly then.

In any event, however you want to spell the word, I am a big fan of what it refers to. Unless you toss nuts into the dough, then no thanks. And certainly, like any other person on the planet, I do not like all members of the donut family equally. I’ve actually been taking a bit of flak for my donut preferences lately – all good-natured ribbing, I’m pretty sure, but still, there has been some mocking aimed in my very specific direction.

Why? Because when you get right down to it, my tastes in donuts run to the simpler varieties. A plain honey glazed donut is always fantastic. A plain donut with the ring of chocolate frosting on top makes me smile a big wide smile. Those donuts with the vanilla frosting and various candy sprinkles tossed on top are always welcome. As are long johns – the long, rectangular donuts with the layer of frosting on top, sometimes with sprinkles.

That’s not to say that I don’t like the fancier varieties – the powdered jelly donuts, the fritters, the various cream-filled varieties, the chocolate cake ones. They’re all good, but if I’m not in the right mood, I won’t want to eat them. The same is not true of the simpler ones – they’re always good.

I still think the very best donuts are the plain original glazed Krispy Kreme donuts, still warm, right out of their donut making machine. You can get pretty close by microwaving the donuts later, but fresh off the line is extra special.

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Hot Asian with drill dildo
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Okay guys, this gallery features a hot Asian teen using a drill dildo. Basically, a large dildo attached to a power drill. A Drilldo?? Drilldo almost sounds Japanese ^_^. Anyways, it’s from a site I believe might appeal to you – a cute, asian teen who plays with a variety of sex toys… She slim, has a nice shaved asian pussy, and dirty…

Anyways…. Stretch….

I’ve been thinking off and on about trying yoga for a while now. It may be a form of physical activity that I can sneak into my day without worrying about sweating myself into a non-presentable state, and does not seem to require much in the way of equipment – from what I can tell, I’ll need a yoga mat and some comfy stretchy clothes. As it turns out, I stumbled up on a deal on yoga mats some time ago, so I actually have two, still in their original packaging. And I’ve got the stretchy yoga pants and bra tops. It seems that I am set to start.

Thing is, I have a sneaking suspicion that this is something I should take a class for, rather than try to teach myself from a book or from an online tutorial. I am, er, not so flexible, so there’s probably a pretty high risk that I’ll try some pose and end up hurting myself. Also, I have no idea what I’m doing, which also increases the potential risk level.

Then again, I don’t really want to take a class. You see, I am embarrassingly clumsy a bit shy when it comes to trying to make my body do new things in front of an audience – even when that audience is also learning what I am learning. If I’m going to be doing something in a group class setting, I want to have a chance of being good at it. Since I am not particularly flexible at this point in time, my chances of being good right off the bat are rather slim. Also, it seems you need to be barefoot to do yoga, and I’m not sure how comfortable I am with the idea of going barefoot on a surface that someone else has been barefoot on very recently. Think they’d let me wear Crocs?

Maybe I should get a yoga video game for the Wii or PS3? That might be close enough to instruction to keep me from killing myself, but still be done in the privacy of my own home.

Maybe I should try something else? Take up running or something? The chances of me quitting in that scenario are almost a certainty. I don’t like running.

Maybe if I practiced enough I’d get good at it, and then I’d start liking it more? I’m definitely bad at it now.

Phew, all this exercise contemplation is wearing me out. Time for bed.

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Sexy Blonde dildos in shower
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Okay guys, here’s a hot sex toy gallery featuring the always lovely Aaliyah Love!!! Aaliyah Love has a perfect smile – naughty, mischievous and playful. In this gallery, she shoves a purple dildo up her tight, shaved teen pussy!

Anyways, summer might really be here….

Lazy weekends, staying in PJs all day. This is precisely what I did today – no getting dressed for me! Besides, yesterday I polished my car (yes.. polished.. not waxed! ^_^). I earned my day of sloth.

Opening the windows, letting the breeze swing through to try and keep the temperature pleasant. Wondering if neighbours are peering in at me as I parade around in my jammies.

I should seriously think about making extra ice cubes, and stashing them in a Ziploc in my freezer – it’s getting to be sno cone time! The Margaritaville ice crusher awaits. I just need to make up some syrup first.

Days are longer, warmer.

We find ourselves in that magical period where it sort of feels like summer, yet the children of the world have not yet been set loose for summer vacation. The countdown has probably started, though.

I’m glad I’m not in mandatory schooling anymore. That counting down in June was just agony.

Of course, a world where summer vacations don’t exist at all is a different sort of agony. But let’s not go there for now.

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Hot Blonde Licks a Popsicle - Kiss Kara
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Okay, in the middle of summer, I think everyone needs popsicle porn. Maybe I should have saved this gallery until it was actually nice and warm out… She’s gorgeous though, and I couldn’t find anything else that peaked my interest tonight, so Kiss Kara it is!!! (Don’t forget about XOXOLeah!!)

Anyways… Everybody’s waiting for you!!!!

Anyone remember Dance Dance Revolution?

I went through a brief period of obsession with this game. Who, me, obsessed? Couldn’t be!

Now, I didn’t get so far gone that I would don costumes and head out to public arcades to strut my stuff. I did, however, seriously consider shelling out a significant amount of money for a custom built dance pad for playing at home. It was basically a reproduction of the platform that they used on the arcade machines. I ended up deciding that I’d be better off hanging onto my money, and picked up a plastic one instead – not one of the fabric ones, this one was four pieces, a button on each one, that all fit together like jigsaw puzzle pieces, then plugged into the PlayStation. Since the joins flexed a bit on the carpet, I then went to a hardware store and picked up a square of particle board, a couple of inches thick, and placed that underneath to stabilize things.

And that is how I came to spend much of one happy summer working out in front of the TV, eyes glued to the arrows on the screen, gulping down juice between songs. Mostly I played with the Disney DDR game. It was tons of fun. It was also probably pretty good for me.

The most recent episode of the Simpsons featured a Zii game that was just like Dance Dance Revolution. I wonder of one truly does exist for the Wii? I have a Wii. I could be dancing again like I did way back when. It would probably again be pretty good for me.

I may have to investigate this.

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Long legs and pink dildo - Milf
Click the picture for a hot fetish gallery!! Gorgeous women In nylons spreading their smooth, long, sexy legs starring Terry Glendale

Okay guys, time for more fetish XXX… You can get regular teen hardcore anywhere… I want to try to focus more on the strange stuff… Interesting locations, fetish porn, etc… Of course, if the girls are gorgeous, or fit a specific niche, then I’ll post them as well… And of course, I need to ‘empty my buffer’ of the XXX I still have waiting for you!! In this case, we’re going after the leg/pantyhose fetish. Terry Glendale shoves a pink dildo up her milf pussy, showing off her long legs and pantyhose!

Anyways… More temptation…

As the calendar shifts from winter months to spring and summer months, a person’s thoughts turn away from their winter woolies and towards their shorts and tees. Similarly, boots and shoes get packed away, and sandals are pulled out of their storage spaces for ease of access. I pulled out some sandals about a week ago – my Crocs heels, some flat Crocs, and my UGG sandals too. There are others in boxes in my closet, and as I made my selections, I thought to myself, Wow, I really don’t need any more sandals, do I?

Apparently, some force felt that was a dare, because a couple of days ago, a flyer for a nearby shoe store came with my mail. Not one of those discount shoe places, either.

Last night, I noticed it on my coffee table, and picked it up to take a quick look.

Apparently, that was a mistake, because even though there were only about ten pages to it, with about three pairs of shoes on each page, and two of those pages were for men’s shoes, I found myself wanting to rush out and buy several of the featured pairs. It’s hard to resist strappy sandals. Even when you already have strappy sandals.

Okay, I can probably resist the sandals. I don’t know about that one pair of actual closed-toe shoes that was in there though. Somehow I seem to always be on the lacking end of the shoe scale.

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Hot young lesbian teens
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Okay guys, here’s random gallery of some young looking teens from a network site that specializes in young looking teens with braces

Anyways, when I got my Blizzard treat on Sunday, I was a bit gluttonous and got the large one. It didn’t seem like that much at the time.

As it turned out, when I was about halfway through, I started feeling a bit full. When I got to the two thirds mark, I was done, and I was faced with a choice – I could toss the remainder, or stick the whole shebang in the freezer to save for another day.

I pondered the options. Throwing out the remaining Blizzard seemed like a horrible waste of a perfectly good treat. On the other hand, I was worried about refreezing – I feared it would transform into a solid hunk of frozen goodness, thoroughly inaccessible until it had melted completely. I pondered pushing myself to finish it even though I felt as if one more bite would make me burst, and decided that doing so might make me not want Blizzards at all anymore for quite some time, not a desirable outcome.

And then I figured I might as well try freezing it – worst case scenario, I wouldn’t be able to eat it later, and it would get tossed then, and I’d be no worse off than if I’d tossed it in the beginning. So into the freezer it went.

Tonight, the leftovers were pulled from the freezer.

Turns out, you can totally freeze a Blizzard for later consumption! Yes, it came out rather firmer than a freshly made one, but I didn’t have to chisel away at a solid block in search of morsels that would fit comfortably into my mouth. I didn’t notice any deterioration in flavour – but then again, I have binary tastebuds, so your experience may differ if you try this at home.

I suppose, really, we toss other ice creams into freezers all the time, and the results are always good, so perhaps it was silly of me to worry about what would happen to a Blizzard, which is, essentially, ice cream. Ah well. I worried, I tested it, and now I know it can be done.

And now you know too. A joyous learning experience for all.

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Latina Teen sticks anal beads in her ass - Gigi Spice
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Okay, is it redundant to say ‘sticking anal beads up her ass’? Or, did you even read the sentence, instead being fixated on Gigi Spice sticking dildos up her smooth, shaved teen pussy, and inserting ben wa balls up her tight young ass? You might also like Pamela Spice and Realpeachez if you like young sex holes!!

Anyways… Amateur photography….

When I was about eight or nine, I became keenly interested in photography. My parents, being the encouraging sort, bought me a (cheap, intended for young amateur photographers) 35 mm SLR camera for my birthday one year, and I went bonkers taking pictures. I remember blasting through an entire roll of film – 24 exposures – in the garden out back one day, just taking shots of flowers, and trees, and at one point I fetched an old basket of artificial flowers leftover from a stint as a flower girl, and spent some time trying to create artsy shots of the flower basket nestled in the grass near the actual living flowers.

I remember feeling this strong desire to capture moments on film so that they could be looked back on as fond memories. My parents have a pretty extensive collection of photos from their early years together and my infancy and early childhood – apparently my father got hit with the same photo documentation bug that got me – and we would spend hours together in the evenings, just going through the photo albums, with me asking questions about the events in the photos, and laughing at the ones of me as a toddler making, well, toddler faces.

While my parents were less pleased with the rate at which I went through film – processing all that film was an unexpected expense in their budget, and some of the rolls held few worthwhile pictures – they continued to encourage my interest. When I tired of the bulk of the SLR camera, they bought me a slim, portable 110 film camera. When I grew frustrated with the image quality I was getting from the 110, they picked up a 35 mm point-and-shoot type camera for me.

By this time, I was in high school. As I moved on to university, my interest in photography waned – I no longer felt the same urgent need to photo document everything. Even though digital cameras took all the guesswork out of the picture taking process – you see right away whether your shot turned out or not – I no longer felt I needed to take a camera with me everywhere. Yes, every once in a while I’ll snap a little photo using the 2 megapixel camera in my iPhone, but that’s about it. You maybe noticed how few ‘selfpics’ I’ve posted….

Today, thinking back to my fond memories of looking through old pictures, I find myself wondering. If I started randomly taking pictures of things and storing them in albums on my computer, would the urge to photo document my life come back? Is it even possible to make something like that come back? The photo quality one can get with a digital SLR camera these days is pretty phenomenal, and there’s absolutely no worry about film wastage, since there’s no film.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm+

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Blonde pornslut sticks dildo up ass - Phoenix Marie
Click for a hot gallery of a blonde porn slut (Phoenix Marie) sticking a glass dildo up her ass!

Okay guys, time for another new site.. I’m not sure why I actually chose to post this fake breasted porn slut sticking a dildo up her ass… Maybe because some of the pictures are sexy? I also like the ‘behind the scenes’ video that I’ve linked to at the bottom of the page.. I’ve always enjoy seeing what *really* goes on!!!

Anyways… Melty goodness…

Costco is a fabulous place. The candy aisle is a sight to behold – so many different types of candies! Yes, you can get a wide variety of chocolate bars in large boxes, for decent prices, but the gummy candies seem to be too good to be true – a while back, I picked up a box with two packets of sour cherry gummies in it for something like $6. Incredible.

I brought the box home, stashed it away, and, well, sort of forgot about it for a while. Like a few months. Maybe close to a year. For someone who claims to have a voracious sweet tooth, it seems that I don’t actually eat much of the candy goodness. I suppose that’s probably a good thing – I’d probably be considerably bigger than I am if I chowed down on the sweet stuff at the same pace at which I buy it. Yes, this means that I have a rather, erm, sizeable stash. No judging, please.

Anyway, I’m digging round in the food stash looking for a little something to nibble on, and I stumble upon the sour cherries, and I think, Oooh, gummies! That’s the ticket! I pull out one of the packets.

Oddly, some of the gummies inside seem to have gotten a bit melted somehow? They’re all sticky and gummed up against the plastic. But only some, and on one side of the packet only – it’s not as though the whole thing is one big sugary mass.

Months later, I dig out the second packet in the box – and sure enough, one side of the packet looks melty. I am rather perplexed by this. I’m not sure what could have happened to cause this apparent partial melting on one side of the packet – wouldn’t exposure to heat have caused melting throughout the packet, or at the very least, on both sides? If I had left them by a window with strong sunlight, then I could possibly see this happening, but these were safely tucked away in the depths of my food storage area. Maybe it happened in the car on the way home from Costco oh so long ago? But Costco is a fairly short drive away – fifteen minutes, tops.

Well, they’re still tasty, so I suppose I shan’t worry about it too much.

Whoa. Shan’t. Where did that come from? (Yes. I know – shall + not. But who even uses shall all that much anymore?)

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Hot blonde humps teddy bear - Porn
Click the picture for a hot gallery of Aaliyah Love humping a teddy bear!!!

Okay guys, time for another cute Aaliyah Love gallery.. Watch her hump her giant stuffed teddy bear!!! Aaliyah Love is one of the few solo models that are of ‘RealPeachez‘ status… Gorgeous, while also being heavily involved in their site….

Anyways… A new twist….

It’s very, very late on a Saturday night….
I’ve made chili in my crockpot many times now. I spend an hour and a half chopping the vegetables, combining the ingredients, and pre-cooking the mushrooms and the ground beef that go into it. Then, the whole lot gets slow cooked for 5.5 to 6 hours on the crockpot’s high setting. So, I do the prep work in the morning, and then in the evening I have a big batch of chili waiting for me.

This works well on weekdays, but not so well on weekends, when I like to sleep in. So I’m trying something different.

Instead of a morning prep session, I’m trying the night before. See, the recipe I found online specified that if one were to use the low setting on the crockpot as opposed to the high, then one should let the chili slow cook for 12 hours. So if I do the prepping of the chili quite late the night before – say, getting the whole slow cooking process started around 11:30 AM or so – then the chili should be ready around lunchtime the next day. Once the slow cooking is done, my crockpot shifts into a keep warm mode. So my plan is to let the chili be kept warm until dinnertime, at which point I will tuck into it. Depending on how warm it’s been kept, I may make a frito pie out of it. If it seems piping hot still, I’ll just do up a frito pie bowl – basically a frito pie without the baking step.

Well. We’ll see how this turns out. Hopefully well enough.

That being said, going through the motions of food preparation at midnight was kind of weird. Like I was a bit mentally off or something.

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