Okay guys, here’s another gallery of Touch Mai. Mai is a half asian teen with large natural breasts, and a perfectly shaved pussy. In this kind of creepy gallery, she plays with a vibrator in front of a TV showing static. It’s weird, but she’s hot, so it’s okay, right???? And yes, the vibrator penetration isn’t exactly deep – but it’s the clitoris that matters! You can also catch some of Touch Mai on FTVGirls.

Anyways…. Ow.

I freely admit that I am pretty far down at the clumsy end of the spectrum.

I’m forever colliding with stationary objects, and I’ve been doing this for as long as I can remember. Put a chair in the middle of an empty room, and chances are excellent that I will find a way to accidentally bump into it. I could even be making a conscious effort to not knock the chair, and still make contact. Generally, it’s not so bad that I’ll knock it over, or even worse, manage to break it, but I will still appear to attempt to make me occupy the same space as it. In my parents’ kitchen, there’s an island, and I almost always knock my hip against it as I try to walk around it. My shoulders and arms bump on out-facing wall corners and door jambs. I’ve bumped my head on the door frame of my car climbing in and out of the driver’s seat more than once. Just this morning, I was reaching for the salt and pepper shakers in the kitchen cabinet, and rammed my knuckle into the shelf above the shakers – there’s now a small, shallowly skinned area.

Years ago, I would laughingly say that the problem stemmed from a lack of understanding of where I end and the world begins, but that just seems ludicrous – how could you not know where you end?

After this morning’s incident, though, I’ve had a little think about why I keep colliding with things that aren’t moving, and I think I have a logical answer. Not one that is terribly flattering to me, but at this point it seems to make a lot of sense, given how much I smack into things that really, really don’t move, like walls and countertops.

I think I’m so clumsy because I consistently fail to remember precisely where things are. I’ll have a general idea of where that thing should be, but the finer units of measure are off, or maybe completely absent. So when I’m climbing into the car, I’ll think I’ve bent my knees enough, like most days, except that this one time I’ve missed bending them enough by about two centimetres, which is totally enough to make me bump my head. When I reached for the salt and pepper this morning, I again thought I should have an extra centimetre of room, and thus reached a bit too high.

For someone who’s been known to get a bit obsessive and weird over details, you’d think that would extend to knowing where other objects are in the world around me. Apparently, it does not.

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Okay guys, I’ve barely posted Naughty Allie in the past…. She’s a hot blonde swinger milf that parties with her friends and husbands. Naughty Allie has been on the web for quite a few years now, and is quite popular!!

Anyways, you may have heard an audible sigh of relief earlier today. That would have been me.

I had my dental cleaning and checkup today, and the super good news is that I am cavity free! Apparently, my Sonicare electric toothbrush is also pretty awesome since the hygienist commented that the brushable surfaces of my teeth were in really good shape, tartar buildup wise.

The bad news? I need to be more vigilant when it comes to flossing. I admit, I’ve been a bit remiss in this department, and now it shows – there was a fair bit of scaling that needed to be done between my teeth, and my gums were inflamed, responding to the prodding and poking involved in scaling with bleeding. Part of my flossing problem has been that whenever I run out, I keep forgetting to buy more. Shamefully long stretches of time can go by with me not flossing simply because I can’t. Then, once I remember to restock, it takes me a bit of time to get back into that habit – because, after all, my teeth didn’t fall out while I wasn’t flossing, so maybe my super duper toothbrush is able to pick up some of the slack.

Well. No more of that kind of logic. Flossing every night. Gingivitis, consider yourself on notice.

I’m still super pleased I dodged the drill, though. Here’s hoping for more good news at my next appointment, which I’ve already scheduled, for December…

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Okay guys, I’ve posted Tia Ling before. She’s a dirty Asian pornstar with a fetish for gangbangs and black cock…. Seriously. Tia also has that ‘amateur’/'hot wife’ look…. Tia Ling is a complete fitness slut. In the gallery above, you get to see Tia Ling tied up, blindfolded, and fucked by a dyke wearing a strapon dildo. A ballgag is shoved in her mouth before it’s replaced by a dildo. It’s a lesbian bdsm gallery.

Anyways, I’m not fickle, but tempted….

At some point in 2007, not sure when exactly, I developed an appreciation for Coach handbags.

In April 2009, I broke down and gave into temptation decided to treat myself and purchased a Coach handbag. I’d link to it, but the design has since been discontinued. I was intrigued by it when I saw it on the website, and I pretty well fell in love with it when I saw it in the store, and thus it became mine.

Since acquiring the handbag, I have used it every single day – every time I walk out my door and into the world, I have that handbag with me. For such heavy usage, it has held up remarkably well – no worn out holes in the fabric, no unsightly patches of visible dirt staining its sides. True, it is not in pristine shape, but it’s still looking quite good.

In late November 2009, Coach mailed me a little postcard that offered me 25% off any purchase. I used it to acquire a new wallet, which I also still love to bits.

So I have a handbag I love. I have a wallet I love. My needs have been met with great satisfaction.

Still, I very recently received yet another 25% off postcard from Coach. I looked at it, and thought, Well, I don’t need anything, and turned to toss it into the recycling pile.

But I stopped. I stopped because I thought, Well, I could use a smaller dressier handbag for those times when I shouldn’t have my great big honking one with me.

‘Scuse me. I’ve got some shopping to do….

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Okay guys, here’s another FTVGirls gallery. It stars a young, exotic teen fingering her pussy on a stair case. Of course, why use a finger, when you have a vibrating sex toy near by? I believe FTVGirls has significantly better pictures of her in the member’s area – probably nude in public, stretching her pussy with large toys, etc!!

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In this day and age of widespread computer usage in all kinds of walks of life, I suspect the vast majority of people can type. I remember doing little typing drills at school when I was younger, and I took a typing and word processing class when I was 15. I did know how to type by then, and I did know how to use a word processor – had been using one for various school projects for several years at that point – but in the interest of full and honest disclosure, I took that class because I wanted an easy A. I finished the course content in about six weeks, and the teacher didn’t know what to do with me for the remainder of the semester, so she let me take a spare period so she didn’t have to find things to keep me occupied.

I was exposed to computers pretty early on – my father had an interest in these magical electric computational boxes, so we had one at home for tinkering pretty early on. I remember being totally mesmerized by his typing – he could go at lightning speed! Me? I would have to hunt down each letter and poke the key with my index finger. One. At. A. Time.

So I was beyond thrilled when we started getting typing drill practice sessions at school. I don’t remember the name of the program we used – it’s entirely possible that I actually never knew the name – but I do remember sitting in that chair in front of the monstrous terminal, my back straight, elbows bent at 90 degree angles, feet resting as close to flat on the floor as I could manage, which means I had my toes touching the ground, fingers resting lightly on the home row keys, just like the image on the screen demonstrated. The drill would start, and a letter would appear in a box on the screen, and I was to press the appropriate key as quickly as I could. The program would score you based on speed and accuracy, and my classmates and I would compare our scores for bragging rights.

Those programs must be pretty effective, though, because I became a pretty competent typer. Which is good considering that now, I am practically fused with my computer – I use it for work, I use it for recreation. Not a single day goes by without me plunking down in front of the computer for at least thirty minutes. If an exceptional day prevents me from using the computer, I actually get mild pangs of withdrawal.

And I still type pretty quickly. Practice makes perfect, doncha know!!

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Okay guys, here’s a hot anal sex toy gallery featuring Gigi Spice! Gigi Spice and Pamela Spice are hot, young teens with gorgeous bodies, sultry faces, and perfect pussies. In the gallery above, Gigi Spice dresses in a ‘Taxi’ outfit, and shoves a vibrating dildo up her tight latina ass, and spreading her hairless young pussy.

Anyways… Back, elbow, shoulder…

Okay, fine, maybe just shoulder.

I noticed at some point earlier today that I’ve done something to my left shoulder. Don’t know what. Can’t remember causing any strain or injury.

Well. On Friday of last week I slung two bags onto my left shoulder, carrying a total of 12 L (6 bottles, 2 L each). I didn’t carry them far, but the experience sure gave me an appreciation for how heavy 12 L is.

Still, I don’t think that’s what did it to me, because I should have noticed that long before today.

Whenever I turn just so, or lean just so, I get an ache in my shoulder. Not really my shoulder proper, but more in my back, where my shoulder blade is. I think. I’d be pretty hard pressed to pinpoint a precise location. All I really know is that moving is sometimes kinda painful today.

Maybe a nice hot shower would help.

Or maybe it’s just time for me to call it a night and go to sleep…..

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Okay guys, here’s another hot gallery of a petite blonde teen shoving a rather large g-spot vibrating dildo up her shaved pussy! I’m not sure if I’ve posted galleries from the site before – so it might be new to you! They feature rather unknown models.

Anyways, toss those remnants!!!

We all have bad habits. One of mine is that I’m hesitant to finish off packages of things. I don’t really like being the person who took the last one – the last cookie, the last scone, the last slice of cake, the last cupcake, the last chip, the last whatever.

Trouble is, someone has to finish it off, or else it just wastes away. I can get over my hangup with cake and cupcakes, because those seem to have the shortest shelf life of the bunch, and I really can’t stand throwing away cake. Other things seem to just get stuffed back into storage, with the package opened, with the intention that it will get finished eventually.

And then you get to where I found myself today. I went to put away my panini press after having used it the night before last, and I felt like I was having to shuffle lots of stuff around to make room for it on the shelf, and then I realized that I had no fewer than five open bags of chips with a few measly crumb-like morsels left in the bottoms of the bags. And I thought, Gosh, I should really eat those soon.

And then I realized that they’ve been sitting on the shelf, with the bags open like that, for months. Probably since last summer.

At which point, I took a deep breath, picked up all the sad leftovers bags, and unceremoniously pitched them. I’m not about to eat them after they’ve spent so long stored in non-sealed packaging. Stale chips are gross. They shouldn’t taste like peanuts. Forget it. Chips aren’t too pricey. I can get more.

And then, you know, not eat them.

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Okay guys, so I recently posted a gallery of a girl measuring penises… Now I’m posting a gallery of a hot girl using a giant sex toy. Don’t worry… We don’t usually like ‘arm sized’ penises and sex toys. Now sure, sometimes it’s kind of kinky, and it’s almost a feeling of accomplishment. Usually it just hurts… Smaller is definitely better than giant!!

Anyways, it’s been several years now that I’ve been living away from the care and supervision of my parents. I think, for the most part, I’ve been handling the freedom from parental watchful eyes pretty well. I get all my bills paid on time. I don’t eat takeout that often, and the stuff I do make at home is pretty well balanced and regularly includes fresh spinach, red bell peppers, carrots, broccoli, strawberries, and raspberries. I don’t leave dirty dishes kicking around long enough for life to sprout on their surfaces, I’m regular enough with my laundry that I don’t end up with one day where I do nothing but laundry while wearing not-to-be-seen-in-public grubs – though this last bit might have more to do with the amount of clothing I have available to me. Still, I do laundry every one and a half to two weeks.

That being said, I still get immature urges that I indulge more than I would if I had to explain myself to my mother more regularly. Today, I wanted to have chocolate cake for breakfast. I didn’t – I had leftover pizza instead – but tomorrow, I may not be able to fight the desire anymore.

There’s nothing wrong with a treat every here and there, right???

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Okay guys, here’s yet another brand new site featuring a barely legal 18 year old getting fucked! In fact, unlike the other young teens I posted – Little Emma gets her ass fingered before she gets her ass fucked! LilEmma is from the same people who did Cute Christina and Lil Maya that i posted yesterday and the day before… I hope you enjoy her!

Anyways, today I happened to be looking at a piggy bank. As I picked it up, it made a swishy rattly sound as loose change jangled around inside. It’s a hefty, sturdy ceramic thing, and I turned it over to see where the stopper was and what kind it was. To my surprise, there was none – the only opening was the slot in the top where coins were to be inserted.

I turned to the piggy bank’s owner, and said in surprised tones, There’s no stopper in the bottom of this guy.

The completely unfazed reply came, Nope.

I tilted the piggy bank in my hands, the coins swirled around inside. So I guess the change that’s in there is stuck forever?

Uhmm, no, it’ll come out.

This earned a quizzical look from me. But there’s no hole with a stopper. How do you get the coins out without smashing it?

You stick a knife in the top.

I thought about that for a moment, and imagined someone taking a butter knife and theatrically plunging it into the coin slot, at which point there would be a sound and then coins would fly out while lights flashed and mystical fog swirled about. This seemed highly improbable. Still, I must have had an odd look on my face, because suddenly there was laughter, and a butter knife was fetched from the kitchen, and the technique was demonstrated for me. Turns out, when you insert the knife blade into the slot, it bumps up against the coins inside, turning them on their sides, so that they can then fall through the slot when the piggy bank is held upside down.

So really, not so magical. Still. Who would have thought a not-at-all-sharp knife would be the key to opening a stopper-less piggy bank?

I think I need more sleep.

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Okay guys – here’s another new site for you to enjoy! It’s Little Maya – a sexy XXX teen who shaves her pussy, plays with a giant sex toy, and fucks her boyfriend on camera!!! Little Maya is brand new – launched just a few days ago… Hope you like her!

Anyways… Obsession continued….

So.

I got Rock Band. Played my way through it. Even did the Endless Setlist at the end, I did!

Then I got Rock Band 2. I’ve played my way mostly through it – I’m sort of stuck at the end, unable to flub my way through Battery, Ace of Spades ‘08, and Panic Attack, and I haven’t even attempted Painkiller yet. Unfortunately, I need those to open up the final venues in Shanghai. Sigh. Why haven’t I tackled this obstacle with the same perseverance as I did with Flirtin’ with Disaster in Rock Band?

Well. I got The Beatles Rock Band. I’ve finished the story line in that one, meaning I’ve played every song that came on the disc. I’ve even purchased some of the additional songs available in the PlayStation Store, and have developed an appreciation for Beatlemania – granted, I’m forty years late to the party. In what may be Beatle blasphemy, but is par for the course for me, I don’t think I have a favourite.

Having pretty well exhausted the playlist for The Beatles Rock Band, you’d think I’d attack what remains of Rock Band 2 with renewed zeal.

Instead, I got Lego Rock Band.

I haven’t gotten very far in it yet. So far it’s fun, like the others. The graphics are sort of overly cutesy, not in a flowers and puppies sort of way, but in an aimed at five year olds sort of way. I also get the feeling as I’m playing that I’m basically playing a giant Lego commercial – the little trivia bits are more often than not about Lego instead of about the bands providing the music, or gameplay.

Still, I’m enjoying blocking out. Er, I mean, rocking out. More ways to waste time!!

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Okay guys, I just stumbled upon Sharon Lee recently – and figured you guys would *love* her!! Sharon’s Asian breasts are almost as perfect as Mariko’s. In fact, the two Asian babes share a lot of similarity…. Great boobs, an excellent body, and a nicely shaved Asian pussy! The difference is – Sharon Lee does double penetration, large sex toy penetration, and more! Sharon Lee is seemingly exclusive to Explicite-Art right now – so head on over to see more of her!

Anyways, a life fantastic….

Some days, good blog fodder is just hard to come by. This is because I have a relatively ordinary, run-of-the-mill life. I have a job that provides me with a modest yet sufficient income. I do not hobnob with celebrities, or people with any degree of fame or interesting notoriety. I do not partake in exotic hobbies of an extreme nature. Mostly, I suppose I’m just one of those normal people whose existence keeps things running, but this is achieved through execution of work that is pretty much background noise for the planet.

I’m not saying I don’t like my life – I like being me a whole lot, as it turns out. I’m merely acknowledging that there may be days where things that I think are interesting really aren’t, and I’ll still blog them because I think they’re interesting, but it totally wasn’t blog fodder. If I were willing to photo document evidence of my clumsiness for the webiverse that might liven things up, but I’m a prideful, prideful girl, so there’ll be almost none of that. I have done it before, so never say never.

Today, though, when I think back on the mundane little errands I spent my day on, even I’m not that interested, so I know there’s no hope of trying to spruce it up into something bloggable. The only vaguely interesting thing is that I was presented with yet more evidence that crazy runs deep in my genetic code, and probably I am doomed, but at present I’m unwilling to share the details of what that evidence was.

Instead, imagine an exciting escapade for me. Maybe tomorrow something interesting will happen. Or something will happen that makes me think an interesting thought. Or maybe I’ll have an interesting dream. Now that I think of it, last night’s dream was pretty wacky, but the details are sort of hazy. I know there was a mystical ninja warrior princess who turned out to be a pretty ordinary looking fellow in magical drag, a Turkish assassin, and I had the ability to walk on clouds, until it started to rain, at which point I fell through. How those are all connected into a single, somewhat coherent storyline – well, as coherent as dreams ever are – is beyond me at this point though….

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