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Anyways, this morning, I sat myself down in front of the computer and did some work that I’d been putting off for a few weeks now. It took me probably just under two hours to slog through it - just some editing, making some changes here and there, looking up one thing online to back myself up with, then resubmitting the schtuff.

Now, the big delay in getting this resubmitted was not entirely me procrasti-insert activity here-ing. I did have to do some waiting on other people in my information-finding. And in my defence, the most recent reply to my inquiries only arrived last week - summer holidays are not just for me.

Still, the bulk of the editing could have been done earlier. It took me less than two hours! And yet I still procrastieverythinged.

Well, it’s done. And, unfortunately, working in front of a computer for two hours dried my left eye out so formidably that vision is blurry. Guess that means I can’t continue working on something else. Shucky darns….

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Anyways, I always wonder what potentially unpleasant surprises await me when I return home after having been away for a holiday, no matter how long the holiday.

Will I be greeted by horrible new life forms that have spawned on some forgotten bit of food that I’ve left on the kitchen counter? This has never happened before, but this time I did leave butter in the butter dish out on the counter.

Will I be greeted by horrible new life forms that have spawned in the fridge and freezer because some important piece of the refrigerator died and everything thawed and got all warm and icky? This has never happened before either, but I always worry about it - it could happen. I try to get rid of as much perishable stuff in the fridge as I can before I go away, but really, if the power goes, then the pickles and sauces are all going to be shot, and the stuff in the freezer is also lost completely. I wonder if I would open the freezer door to a miserable smell and a disgusting wave of defrosted food mixed with water from various melted sources. Uck.

Will I discover a new lake in some area of my home where a pipe has burst, or some water-using appliance or fixture has malfunctioned? Again, this isn’t something I’ve ever experienced, but it could happen. Gosh, my parents did raise me paranoid, didn’t they?

Will I return home to find only a smoldering heap of ashes that was once my living space, all immolated in a horrible electrical fire when the toaster/oven/cordless phone/TV/insert other device that uses electricity here malfunctioned? This one makes me want to run around unplugging absolutely everything before leaving. But that would be crazy. That also wouldn’t remove the risk - there could always be some electrical problem in the wiring in the walls that could start the destructive force of fire.

Then I start panicking about not having a home to return to. I try to take a few deep breaths before panic settles in completely, and remind myself that the more destructive of these sorts of circumstances are exactly why one has insurance on their home. I also remind myself that it’s pretty unlikely that these things will happen - I might return home to an odd smell and a long past its ripeness tomato, but it’s pretty safe to say that I will have a home to return to.

Then I feel better.

Then I start worrying about how long it takes to get rid of rotten food smell.

And even though I managed to talk myself out of full out crazy panic mode, I still hold my breath on the final approach until I’ve seen that my home still exists, I’m nervy until I’ve established that no one has broken in and stolen all of my earthly possessions, and I can’t relax until I’ve done a quick run through to establish the absence of indoor lakes…

Is it fortunate that I’ll be returning home in just a few days? I’d love my holidays to continue, but the wait might kill me!

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Anyways, although I am not really here to shop, I’m finding myself under near constant assault to part with my money in exchange for clothing items, accessories, and knick knacks. I probably should have expected this.

I really should have expected it today - I wandered through M&M World and explored the Coca-Cola store. Impulse spending was kept down to a minimum - I bought a Christmas tree ornament from M&M World, and a fridge magnet and keychain from the Coke store. I had to get the keychain - it had my motto on it! “Enjoy Coke.” Can’t go wrong there.

In all honesty, had there been a handbag I liked at either store, I probably would have bought it. I have a weakness for handbags. I did not see any I liked at the Coke store. I did see some neat ones at M&M World - they were made up of the wrappers from packets of M&Ms, all folded up and woven together. That being said, they wanted way more money than I thought folded up M&M wrappers are worth.

Oh, and yes, I’ve been tinkering on slot machines in various casinos. I’ve been signing up for players’ club cards and getting free money to play with. I got $10 in free money at the Wynn, and managed to win myself $30 with it! I got $15 in free money at the Venetian, but only won $3 with that, so I ended up just fettering it all away in the machine. The MGM Grand isn’t giving me any free money, but I’ve played $5 of my own money and won $27, so I’m still ahead. I think….

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Anyways, I’m not sure this is something I should admit to so freely in such a public forum, but one of the things I enjoy about being out and about after dark is the enhanced ability to peer into people’s homes.

Now, before you start getting all kinds of twisted ideas about my intentions here - I’m not looking at the people. I’m looking at the home itself - checking out furniture, colours on the walls, trying to get an idea of the layout of the house. I don’t know why this fascinates me so - it’s not as though I’m looking for decorating ideas or anything like that. I just like to see what other people have done with their living space.

Perhaps it makes sense, then, that I also get a big kick out of wandering through showhomes - you know, those brand new homes that go up in new neighbourhoods that are fully furnished and open for folks to wander through, with the hope being that you will sit down with one of the sales representatives and purchase a lot in that neighbourhood and a home with the floorplan of one of the showhomes you’ve just looked through. I quite enjoy the experience of touring showhomes. I’ll look around, run my hands over a furniture item here and there, open and close doors and peer into closets and storage space, and imagine that it all belongs to me and all the possibilities of that scenario.

Or, maybe I just enjoy rooting around in space that isn’t mine because it feels like mischief, and peering into strangers’ homes through their lit up windows as I go by is as close as I can get without ending up with a criminal record…

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Anyways, here’s an ocular update, and then some!!

The brattiness of my right eye is subsiding, thanks to the heightened dosage of medicated drops. I’m now to continue with the hourly drops for today, then switch to every two hours for the weekend. I’m also to continue with the antibiotic drops in the bratty eye three times a day until my next checkup, which is set for Monday afternoon. I’m also experiencing some dryness in both eyes, so I’m supposed to be more rigorous with the artificial tears. Otherwise, things are good in the vision department.

In other news, have you noticed today’s date? Today is the release of the iPhone in Canada. Did I get up bright and early to see if I could get myself one? Yes - I made some phone calls yesterday to ensure that the store I went to did indeed have 16 GB iPhones, and to verify their opening time. I was there about half an hour before opening this morning, and obediently got in line. I had some knitting with me. Did I actually get my iPhone? No. I was misled a little when I called yesterday - when I asked if they had any 16 GB units, I was told, “Yes, we have some, but very few - we have many more of the 8 GB units.” I asked if “very few” meant fewer than five. The answer was yes.

Now, when someone tells you that they have “some”, this means “more than one”, doesn’t it? That’s the interpretation I got. It turned out to be wrong in this instance. Here, “some” had been used to mean “one”, but even that wasn’t really appropriate, because some lucky soul had been able to stake a claim on that unit by paying a deposit ahead of time. When I had been phoning around last week asking if it was possible to do such a thing, or if there were waiting lists or anything, I was told no. There was apparently a small window this week where the answer was yes. Oh well.

I’m on a waiting list now, and have been assured that more units will be arriving relatively promptly - they expect the next batch to come in on Wednesday. I’ve been waiting over a year - a few more days won’t kill me. Besides, I made sure to tell them that I would be a new Rogers customer, in the hopes that this would give me priority over existing Rogers customers looking to upgrade their phones. I’m hopeful!!!!!

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Anyways, my right eye is a brat.

I had my second follow up visit at the eye clinic today. Remember that inflammation that was observed on Monday? Still there. No change, in spite of the change in drops and drop schedule. So today I was advised to up the dosage again - now I’m to put in a drop every hour while awake. After consulting with the surgeon, they’ve also decided to keep my right eye on the antibiotic drops for an additional two days. Before anyone out there worries about my right eye falling out, I don’t think this inflammation is a huge concern, it’s just something that needs to go away. I was also warned that this type of inflammation is sort of peculiar in that it will undergo no change whatsoever until dosed with precisely the right amount of medication, at which point it will clear up almost instantaneously. So yes, this basically means that my right eye is just being difficult. You may further recall that my right eye was the one that was only seeing 20/30. Difficult.

My left eye, on the other hand, is very well behaved. 20/20 vision. No dryness or irritation. Not a sign of the inflammation that currently plagues my right eye. It is chugging along smoothly with the prescribed drop schedule, which means that today is its first day without the antibiotic drops, and it is down to only two drops a day of the corticosteroid drops.

My next appointment is tomorrow afternoon. We’ll see what the status is then. Hopefully i’ll have my IPhone!!!! ^_^

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So Thursday I had my consultation to determine my candidacy for refractive vision correction. I underwent a battery of tests, though most I usually get during a typical eye exam - apparently, I have a good optometrist. The results said that I was a candidate for many corrective options. They also told me that if I wanted, I could be scheduled in for my procedure on Friday morning.

So guess where I was on Friday morning?

That’s right - I took the plunge and booked myself in for Intralase LASIK the day after my consultation exam. It felt a bit like leaping without looking first, given the rather short lag between consultation and surgery. Thursday night I kept reminding myself that I had done enough research to put my doubts to rest a few months ago, long before I was able to get in for my consult. And that I had decided that this was something I really wanted even before then. So really, there was nothing to be gained from waiting a week or two, or a month even, before having my faulty eyes corrected.

Friday morning, I nervously ate a small bowl of oatmeal before heading down to the clinic. I checked in with the receptionist on the surgical side, signed some forms, was given a brief tutorial on the drops I’d be using after surgery, and was then whisked in to see the surgeon. I was nervous right up until my chat with the surgeon - she was fantastic, so calm and confident, she handily tossed all my fears out the window. I was then ushered back out front to sign another form, offered a mild sedative, which I accepted, and then sent over to the billing department to pay for my procedure. Then, back to the waiting room.

When it was my turn, I was laid out on a reclining bench of sorts, and shown the two lasers that would relieve me of my dependence on lenses. Then, the prepping began - numbing drops in my eyes, draping over the eye they were working on first, placement of a lid holder to keep my eye open no matter what, then application of the suction cup that would hold my now numb eyeball in place during flap creation. There was an odd sensation of pressure on my eyeball, and it caused vision to black out, leaving only afterimages of the lights surrounding the laser used to silently create the flap. Once the flap was made, the suction cup was removed and I was swiveled over to the excimer laser, which would be doing the actual refractive correction. I was actually able to see the flap as it was being lifted from the rest of my cornea - sort of surreal. The excimer laser made definite snappy sounds, and created a smell much like singed hair. Once the excimer laser was done its job, my eyeball was bathed in distilled water, encouraging the flap to return to its original position, and healing drops were placed in my eye. The lid holder and draping were removed, a protective plastic bubble was placed over my eye, and then the whole process was repeated for the other eye - they started with the left, and then did the right. When it was all done, I walked out into the waiting room and waited for my ride to come pick me up and take me home.

At home, I put in some of the special before-you-sleep artificial tear drops, and then zonked out for four or five hours - thanks in part to the mild sedative. The rest of the day passed foggily, with lots of drops dispersed as evenly as I could over my waking hours. More of the special nighttime drops before bed, and the plastic bubble shields were taped back into place over my eyes before sleep.

Saturday, I woke up with a dry feeling in my right eye. This did not please me. I dropped many drops in that eye throughout the day, even tried using the special nighttime drops in lieu of the thinner daytime drops to try to get rid of the dry feeling. It didn’t work. Even worse, my vision was hazy - I knew it wasn’t that the correction had been fouled up, because I could tell that I was able to focus on things, but the world was bathed in an annoying haze, much like a permanent soft focus effect. Moving objects closer to my face did not improve their clarity. I worried that this would be the way things would be for the rest of my life, and my mood was pretty sour throughout much of the day. I couldn’t even knit to get my mind off it, because I couldn’t see well enough to knit.

Today, though, things are much better. There’s still a slight haze to the world, but it’s totally livable should things not improve beyond this point - I can see well enough to read, drive, and knit. What more could I need? The dry feeling has left my right eye. The world seems brighter, clearer - even if it is still sort of in soft focus. Light sources are particularly hazy.

So far, no regrets. Woohoo! Now all I need is for these little red bruises from the suction cup to clear up so I no longer look like a bloodshot freak!!

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In other news, a friend pointed out to me that even though my TV is out of order, I could just watch my TV shows online on the computer, the only difference being a smaller screen. The problem with this solution is that I have a hard time eating in front of the computer, especially dinner type meals, which tend to involve both hands. Sitting on the couch in front of the TV, no problem. Sitting on a chair in front of the computer, where the computer takes up the table space in front of you and you need to sit closer, thus eliminating lap space as a surface for your dishes, bit of a problem.

Ah, but I’ll survive TV-less for a few days. I just might be a bit strange by the end of it. ^_^ But the restoration of normal routine should fix me up right proper!!!!

Maybe I’ll take some dirty pictures….

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Anyways, I’ve seen product descriptions claiming that merino wool is a miracle fiber - it’s soft, fine, insulates even when wet, and won’t hold odours. Over the past few months, I’ve managed to amass a respectable collection of merino wool sweaters. I’ve been wearing them, though not too much since it’s summer, and the usual thought process is not Gosh, what a lovely warm sunny day, time to put on a merino wool sweater!. I think I’ve worn them enough, though to be able to comment on the claims about merino wool.

Softness, fineness - yes, this wool is very soft and fine. I started having a problem wearing other wools last year - they were giving me itchies and rashes. This is not a problem with merino.

Insulates when wet - okay, I haven’t really tested this one. I don’t think I’ll ever be in a frame of mind where I will willingly put on a wet sweater just to see if it will still keep me warm, nor do I tend to find myself out in the rain without a rain coat. Dry merino does insulate very very well, though.

Won’t hold odours - I was skeptical of this one, typically fiber just soaks up whatever smells are around it. Amazingly enough, this claim is true! Merino wool does not pick up smells from the outside world. You know how food smells get into your clothes? Not if you’re wearing merino. Same goes for the less appealing smells that get generated with physical activities. I’ve heard stories about people who will wear their merino sweaters while working out or running, and even after multiple wears without washes in between, the sweater smells as clean as it did coming out of the drawer. Not that I’m encouraging you to go out and sweat up a storm everyday for a month in your merino without ever washing it - I’m just saying that if you choose to do so, the merino won’t ever tell anyone that it hasn’t been washed.

That being said, merino is not a completely perfect fiber. I have found that though merino doesn’t hold odour when dry, it does emit its own particular odour when wet. So yes, your merino will smell more as its drying than it does after being worn. Seems sort of perverse, but there it is….. One of my room smells like I have a herd of wet sheep….

Anyways, the moral of the story is, go ahead, buy merino. Just make sure that you don’t have to be around it as it dries after washing. I recommend clothes by Icebreaker!!

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Pamela Spice’s skin looks to be pretty healthy, and she has braces (porn teen with braces…. high on the fetish list!!) which indicates that there is SOME money in her family…

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