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Click the pic to see a cute blonde teen use a rabbit dildo in this sexy xxx gallery!

Okay guys, here’s another sexy gallery of a cute teen using a sex toy… This set of pictures comes from the site Nubiles.Net - and features a cute blonde teen stuffing a big ‘Rabbit’ dildo/sex toy into her tight, shaved pussy!!! I actually happen to own one of these Jackrabbits - and honestly, it is very, very good! Better than those hard vibrators, and the overly large rubber phallus shaped ones!

Anyways, this morning, I sat myself down in front of the computer and did some work that I’d been putting off for a few weeks now. It took me probably just under two hours to slog through it - just some editing, making some changes here and there, looking up one thing online to back myself up with, then resubmitting the schtuff.

Now, the big delay in getting this resubmitted was not entirely me procrasti-insert activity here-ing. I did have to do some waiting on other people in my information-finding. And in my defence, the most recent reply to my inquiries only arrived last week - summer holidays are not just for me.

Still, the bulk of the editing could have been done earlier. It took me less than two hours! And yet I still procrastieverythinged.

Well, it’s done. And, unfortunately, working in front of a computer for two hours dried my left eye out so formidably that vision is blurry. Guess that means I can’t continue working on something else. Shucky darns….

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Click the pic for a hot, hardcore gallery of Ruby Ryder!!

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Anyways, I need to get a grip

On time, that is.

Somehow, an entire day has escaped me yet again. I had no appointments today, so I’m really not sure how it all happened. I was thinking that since I was basically home all day, I’d be able to get lots done. This is what actually happened:

I woke up.

I knit for half an hour.

I had my shower, clipped my fingernails and toenails, and got ready for the day.

I assembled a load of laundry, and handed it over to the washer.

I read a few emails, and sent a few emails.

I loaded last night’s dishes into the dishwasher.

I created an expense list for other members of my traveling party from my vacation, and sorted out who owes who what.

I transferred the clothes from the washer to the dryer.

I went to the bank.

I went to Home Outfitters and bought some plastic clothes and coat hangers.

I came home and put the hangers in their respective closets.

I went to the grocery store.

I came home and put the groceries away.

I started the dishwasher.

This brings us to 3 PM. 3 PM?!

I ate some leftover pizza for lunch.

I removed the clothes from the dryer and put them away.

So much for clawing my way out of the work backlog today.

Even though tomorrow is Saturday, I’ll have to try to be productive….

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Click the pic for a hot gallery from sleepcreep!

Okay guys - this is a gallery from sleepcreep to go along with the story from IFuckAmy and Amy… The gallery features a sexy latina girl (Veronique Vega, getting fucked as she sleep!
Amy (from the story) is Chinese, and likes big, black cock… I’ve posted Amy’s Asian woman fucks black cock pictures before here…

If you enjoy the story, leave a comment for them!

Grow Inside Amy
Saturday night Amy and I went to bed early and fucked all night, as we usually do on weekends. We dozed off a few times in between loveing. To last all night I held off cumming by pulling out before I got too excited. By five in the morning, I sensed that Amy was quite satisfied, she allowed me to cum from behind. We stayed in that relative position, lying on our sides and slept. I was still inside Amy. I woke just before six and in my decommissioned state, to my surprise, I was still inside Amy and kept a quarter erection, though the penetration was shallow. I must have been pretty comfy inside Amy while asleep. Did not want to wake Amy so I did not pump her even though I had the tremendous urge. Instead, I flexed my muscles - Kegel style. My manhood started to grow and while growing, I penetrated Amy deeper until it reached full erection. By then Amy turned around and gave me a sly and sexy smile. Amy was feeling it all along.

click below to read the whole story… or click here for GirlsAreSexy if you aren’t too literate!
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Click the pic for a hot gallery of Leah Luv shaving her pussy!

Okay, I’m not sure why I picked a picture of a blonde teen smoking, when I could have picked a picture from the same free XXX gallery of shaving her heart shaped pubic hair off!!! I guess this Leav Luv gallery can appeal to the smoking fetishists, as well as the shaving fetishists!!! From what I’ve seen, Leah Luv has had a heart shaved into her pubic hair for as long as she’s been in porn… I wonder if it was lasered in??

Anyways, I would highly recommend a two-week vacation to anyone - it does wonders for your outlook on life. Coming back from the vacation is less inspiring - in fact, last night I had a wee panic attack about no longer being on vacation, possibly owing to the fact that I was completely irresponsible and did not do a single iota of real work while on vacation, because hey, I was on vacation! So now I must figure out a way to deal with the backlog of missed productivity without creating a new backlog. I’ll figure it out. Might not be till after Christmas, but I’ll figure it out.

So, here’s a brief recap of my holiday, in numbers where possible for all you quantitative types out there.

Duration of vacation: 2 weeks
Number of stops: 2
First stop: Las Vegas, NV
Delay at airport in departing for Vegas: 1.5 hours
Time originally allotted for collecting baggage, taxi to hotel, checking in, and retrieving tickets for show that evening at 10:30 PM: 2.25 hours
Time for all that once we had actually landed: 35 minutes
Nails bitten down to the quick: 3 (well, not really - I don’t bite my nails - but you get the idea on how stressful this was)
Outside temperature in Vegas upon arrival at 10 PM local time: 32 C
Time arrived at hotel: 10:20 PM
Number of bags checked because there wasn’t enough time to actually take them to our rooms before the show: 9 (in our defence, there were 5 of us traveling together)
Time we were seated for the show: 10:29 PM
Reminder - time show started: 10:30 PM, and they were prompt!
Number of shows we saw that we booked in advance: 3 - Crazy Horse Paris, Kà, Wayne Newton
Total number of shows we saw: 6 - add in Wayne Brady’s Making @#it Up, Phantom of the Opera, and X Burlesque
Amount of money I spent in casinos: roughly -$30 USD (as in, I came out ahead about $30 USD - yay slot machines and cautious play!)
Amount of money I spent in shops: roughly $200 USD
Amount of money I spent on myself in shops: roughly $125
Number of hotels visited for sightseeing/shows: 12
Number of casinos I played sluts slots in: 5
Number of player’s club cards I collected: 3
Number of times we had to change hotel rooms because they messed up our reservations: 1
Number of times they messed up our reservations: 2
Number of times we ventured off the strip: 1, to go to an IHOP
Cost of taxi ride to IHOP: $18 USD
Cost of taxi ride to return to strip: $9 USD… hummmmm… can we say ‘taken advantage of’?
Nights spent in Vegas: 6
Regrets: none. I’d do it all again in a heartbeat, even with the frazzled nerves and minor annoyances along the way. Most definitely will be returning to Vegas on Vacation in the future.
Second stop: Vancouver Island, BC
Flight destination: Vancouver, BC
Number of travelers: 4 - no, we didn’t lose one in Vegas, we planned it this way
Delay at airport in departing: 20 minutes
Time originally allotted for collecting baggage, clearing customs, purchasing tickets for shuttle to ferry and ferry ride: 1 hour
Actual time for all these activities: 20 minutes
Did we make it? Yes
Time to spare: 2 minutes
Number of times fish & chips was dinner: 3
Number of days spent lazing on a lake: 3
Number of garter snakes caught in the grass: 0
Number of tree frogs caught in the grass: 1
Number of raccoons seen in Victoria: 4 - 3 babies, 1 mother
Number of bite wounds from angry rabid mother raccoon: 0
Number of squirrels seen burying food for later: 1

Phew! That’s a lot of numbers!

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Okay guys, here’s a new gallery from a new site for you!!! I’m thinking this is what IFuckAmy should get his wife doing…. Take her to a gloryhole, let her suck anonymous dick like Roxie Reynolds does, and then take her home and fuck her until she’s sore!!! Speaking of Amy and IFuckAmy, they’ve requested I post a few journal entries they’ve written… They’ll be coming up next week!!
As for Roxie Reynolds, I guess it’s true - black girls do have nice booty!!!

Anyways, because I’ve been on vacation, I’ve sort of lost track of the date. I usually know what day of the week it is - usually - but the actual date has been relatively unimportant, in spite of the fact that various shows and events have been importantly tied to certain dates. My computer, however, has been ever vigilant of the passage of calendar days, and in looking at the date just now, I’ve realized something.

It has been over a month since my vision correction. A full month, free from the tyranny of lenses.

Sometimes, I marvel a little at how quickly I’ve forgotten what exactly the world looked like through my uncorrected eyes. I’d be pretty hard pressed to describe the grubby window through which I once viewed the world without a second thought. There are still moments where my vision isn’t clear - when I’ve been distracted away from instilling eyedrops for too long, or when my eyes get irritated by cigarette smoke, or blasting air conditioning - I think super oxygenated air might also be an irritant culprit. But the blur of dryness and irritation is not equivalent to the blur of my previously myopic eyes.

I have an eye appointment on Monday - just to check in and make sure everything is okay, though I strongly suspect that dryness is still an issue, but hopefully it’s better than it was, at least it seems better than it was - and I’m expecting to hear some instructions in terms of long term dryness management, and another follow up appointment will be scheduled after an interval of about three months, I think. Here’s hoping for good things.

Even though it’s been over a month now since I’ve had to fish a lens out of my eye, and I’m now very accustomed to being able to focus properly all the time, I still have to remind myself at night that I don’t need to remove my contact lenses. I never get very far into the act of removal - just as I’m washing my hands, I’ll look at myself in the mirror, and remember that I don’t need to take my contacts out, and a fresh wave of happiness will wash over me, and I’ll do a little happy wiggle as I rinse my hands. I hope that never goes away. I’m afraid that if it does, I might actually attempt to remove a lens from my bare cornea, and that would be extremely painful, never mind absolutely disgusting.

Enjoy the gallery from Gloryhole!!!

Click the pic for a hot lesbian vegetable masturbation gallery!!

Okay, so I still prefer RealPeachez’s cucumber masturbation… There’s something quite hot about a girl who posed non-nude for years finally stripping down, and shoving a large cucumber up her pussy…. But these sexy lesbians from 1by-day are also quite sexy!!

Anyways, I always wonder what potentially unpleasant surprises await me when I return home after having been away for a holiday, no matter how long the holiday.

Will I be greeted by horrible new life forms that have spawned on some forgotten bit of food that I’ve left on the kitchen counter? This has never happened before, but this time I did leave butter in the butter dish out on the counter.

Will I be greeted by horrible new life forms that have spawned in the fridge and freezer because some important piece of the refrigerator died and everything thawed and got all warm and icky? This has never happened before either, but I always worry about it - it could happen. I try to get rid of as much perishable stuff in the fridge as I can before I go away, but really, if the power goes, then the pickles and sauces are all going to be shot, and the stuff in the freezer is also lost completely. I wonder if I would open the freezer door to a miserable smell and a disgusting wave of defrosted food mixed with water from various melted sources. Uck.

Will I discover a new lake in some area of my home where a pipe has burst, or some water-using appliance or fixture has malfunctioned? Again, this isn’t something I’ve ever experienced, but it could happen. Gosh, my parents did raise me paranoid, didn’t they?

Will I return home to find only a smoldering heap of ashes that was once my living space, all immolated in a horrible electrical fire when the toaster/oven/cordless phone/TV/insert other device that uses electricity here malfunctioned? This one makes me want to run around unplugging absolutely everything before leaving. But that would be crazy. That also wouldn’t remove the risk - there could always be some electrical problem in the wiring in the walls that could start the destructive force of fire.

Then I start panicking about not having a home to return to. I try to take a few deep breaths before panic settles in completely, and remind myself that the more destructive of these sorts of circumstances are exactly why one has insurance on their home. I also remind myself that it’s pretty unlikely that these things will happen - I might return home to an odd smell and a long past its ripeness tomato, but it’s pretty safe to say that I will have a home to return to.

Then I feel better.

Then I start worrying about how long it takes to get rid of rotten food smell.

And even though I managed to talk myself out of full out crazy panic mode, I still hold my breath on the final approach until I’ve seen that my home still exists, I’m nervy until I’ve established that no one has broken in and stolen all of my earthly possessions, and I can’t relax until I’ve done a quick run through to establish the absence of indoor lakes…

Is it fortunate that I’ll be returning home in just a few days? I’d love my holidays to continue, but the wait might kill me!

Enjoy the lesbian cucumber masturbation gallery from 1by-day!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy teen whore licking cum off of her friend’s dirty panties!

Okay guys, this is a nasty gallery of super-whore Brandi Belle licking cum off of her flat-chested lesbian friend’s panties!! It’s interesting how Brandi redifines slut in most of her movies…
You can see Brandi Belle in Penis Experimentation 2 - in which her and her slutty friends experiment with different penises…
Taking a Milk Bath - and again Brandi Belle and friends fucking some random guy
Watching movies with her friends while getting fucked - by a random guy
A Twist on the Glory Hole - In which Brandi Belle and a friend craft a new take on the glory hole…
And more…

Anyways, leaving Las Vegas

That was a movie, wasn’t it? Haven’t seen it, don’t know what it’s about if it is (other than, um, leaving Las Vegas), but I feel like it’s a movie.

The start of a vacation is always full of such joy and a carefree sense of freedom, knowing that all of your holiday stretches ahead of you. Towards the tail end, though, comes the sense of impending doom, knowing that soon you will leave the magical realm of the happy holidayer and return to your own Reality. I’ve been working very hard to keep this second feeling from casting a gloom over what’s left of my playtime. The good news is that I’m usually successful in this venture. The bad news is that when playtime is really over, I tend to crash a bit on the hard side, and it therefore takes me some time to return to my Reality.

That being said, leaving Las Vegas is not a terrible idea - I now fully understand the allure of gambling, and how easily one could be addicted. I’ve heard the seductive whispers of Lady Fortune, promising me that if I only play a bit longer, she may deem me worthy and reward me with riches beyond any winnings I’ve seen so far. The blinking lights and tinkling chimes are making her sound more and more trustworthy. My common sense tells me to leave any machine that isn’t lucky for me, and to leave any machine that is lucky for me as soon as I’m ahead, but the authority with which my common sense speaks is dwindling by ever increasing degrees. This is probably Not A Very Good Thing.

Now the question is, do I get out with my miniscule slot winnings, or try my luck at a table game?

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Click the pic for a hot, hardcore gangbang gallery of a dirty asian slut!!

Okay guys, I hope you enjoy this sexy asian gangbang gallery of a dirty asian slut fucking 3 or 4 different guys! Each guy has a large cock that stretches all of Tia Ling’s holes out!! Click the picture above to see Tia Ling take a big black cock in her pussy, and big white cock in her ass, and another cock in her mouth! Triple penetration! Tia Ling is a nasty asian pornstar…

Anyways, you need to know when to fold ‘em

Today, I learned how to play poker. Well, to be perfectly honest, I had a vague notion of how the game worked, but I must stress the vague bit - it amounted to people being dealt cards, then putting chips worth money into a pot, and whoever has the best hand gets the money in the pot. Like I said - vague and sketchy.

I suppose I could be more specific - today I learned how to play Texas Hold’em. I know that in other varieties of poker, players are each dealt five cards, and can exchange however many they want to try to get a better hand with which to win. In Texas Hold’em, each player is only dealt two cards, and then five cards are placed face up on the table, and players make the best hand possible out of the communal table cards and their own cards.

Now before anyone out there panics with mental images of me wandering naively into a Vegas poker room and plunking down my money on the table and asking the wannabe professional sharks to teach me how to play - basically, inviting them to just take my money - I learned among friends, with no real money involved. We took an at-home poker game set purchased from a Casino giftshop, divided the chips up evenly among ourselves, and played until someone went bust. So no one made any easy money off of my innocence.

I learned some important things - other than what the big blind and little blind are, that is. I learned that I should never participate in non-friendly poker games. I don’t know if I’m a good bluffer or not - though I strongly suspect that I’m a terrible bluffer. A joyous wiggle is probably a pretty big tell, and I’m pretty sure a dejected slump is equally big on the tell-o-meter. But James Bond said that being good at poker is all about being able to read the other players, and not about the hand you’re dealt by chance. I have a feeling that I wouldn’t be great at reading other people - that whole avoiding eye contact thing is a bit of a hindrance. But as I was playing tonight, I realized that I’m only willing to play the hand that I’ve got - that is, I’ll gamble, but my mindset is always such that I’m gambling on my chances of getting a good hand, and not the chances that whatever hand I can get is better than what the other players have. Tonight, I didn’t even really try to bluff anyone into folding out of a hand - as soon as I realized I could never win with the cards on the table and the cards in my hand, I folded.

So don’t watch for me in those big time televised poker tournaments - you won’t see me there.

That being said, I had fun playing tonight. I won a couple of hands - because I had good hands. Once I had a flush, ace high. Once I had a full house. And as soon as I was ahead of where I started in our chip counts, I wanted to grab all my chips and cash out!!!

Enjoy the Tia Ling gangbang gallery!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy brunette teen posing nude in the desert!!

Okay guys, I don’t think that i’ve posted this gallery before -despite it feeling vaguely familiar!! Since I’m currently in the middle of the desert, I’ve decided to post a free xxx gallery of Kayden Love posing in similar surroundings!!! Enjoy!!

Anyways, I don’t consider myself a Trekkie. I am ignorant of most Star Trek lore, having not watched the original series, or any of the more recent variations on the show - Enterprise, Voyager, DS9. Although, I suppose it shows something that I know that all these iterations of boldly going where no man has gone before by their names.

I did, however, watch Star Trek: the Next Generation. (Okay, fine, I admit it, I watched some Deep Space Nine episodes too, but lost interest.) I think I’ve seen all the Next Generation episodes, some multiple times as reruns. I know the cast of characters, the names of the actors who played them, some of the recurring villain types. I also know the main varieties of alien life forms - Borg, Klingon, Vulcan, Cardassian, Romulan, Ferengi, and Betazoid are meaningful words for me, though I’m not entirely certain what the difference is between a Vulcan and a Romulan.

How does this happen? Family TV night. My parents are Star Trek fans. During the time that the Next Generation was running, my parents would announce the show was starting, and we would all sit together and enjoy the show and bond as a family… Usually they were reruns… Life and its extra curricular activities prevented this from continuing on through other series, but we had a good run with the Next Generation.

Now, in 1998 an attraction was opened at the Las Vegas Hilton - Star Trek: the Experience. It consists of two motion-simulator rides, a mini-museum filled with Star Trek memorabilia, and a themed restaurant - Quark’s. Oh, and the requisite gift shops, of course. This attraction is actually going to be closed this September, after 10 years of being up and running. So naturally, I went to see it on this trip.

It was, well, an experience. The motion simulators were a bit dated, though it was easy to see that they would have been dazzling ten years ago when the whole thing was unveiled. Quark’s served up tasty enough food, and there were costumed actors strolling through. I had my picture taken with a Ferengi. I heard a Klingon joke.

It was fun. But I understand why the area’s being shut down - it was pretty empty while I was there. Still, there was a wall of letters bemoaning the attraction’s end, including one that had included a photo of a couple’s wedding day. There they were, on the bridge of the Enterprise as it appeared in the Next Generation, completely decked out in full Starfleet uniforms - though not formal dress uniforms (yes, I know what those look like), with aliens in attendance as witnesses of the union. Now those are Trekkies… They had their very own Vegas mistake!!

Enjoy the Kayden Love gallery!

Click the pic for a hot goth gangbang gallery!

Okay guys, it’s Friday again… Doesn’t it seem like the Friday’s are flying by??? In honour of this one, and because of the lame shaving pussy gallery I posted yesterday, it’s time to post something a little harder - a goth teen getting gangbanged!!! This goth gangbang gallery is from a new site - aptly named, gothgangbang.. I believe you get access to 15on1 and group teen casting with a membership there…
Eitherway, goth teens getting gangbanged is hot!

Anyways, changing gears…..

For the past few days, I’ve been living quite the lifestyle - luxuriating in fancy hotel beds, sleeping late, tootling around casinos and fancy shops, returning to my hotel room finding it all spic and span, tidied up to the nines - complete with perfectly made beds! Then I get all gussied up and head out for some amazing live show.

Yes, I’ve been living the high life.

So I’m becoming concerned about how I’m going to handle it when it comes to be time to return to my regular life. Waking up before noon? Boo. Making my own bed and having to clean up after myself again? Lame. No more fantastic evening shows? How boring.

I’m also wondering what hyper oxygenation withdrawal is like. I’m pretty sure they’re pumping extra oxygen into the casino air - as soon as I get down there, I perk up almost instantly. And no, I don’t think it’s the flashing lights and tinkling chimes of the slot machines. My eyes go a little wonky as I step off the elevator, actually. I suspect there will be a period of adjustment once I return to a place where the atmosphere is, well, normal.

I’m also starting to suspect that there may also be appetite suppressants pumped into the air somehow - I’m barely eating anything and I don’t feel like I’m starving - which makes me worry that I might leave the strip to head home and suddenly NEED to stop at some all-I-can-eat everything buffet and just clean out all their warming trays.

So as much fun as this vacation is, there’s a chance that I may emerge from it a mere shell of the person I am now, struggling to breathe in the Earth’s naturally occurring relatively oxygen poor atmosphere as I sluggishly scarf down any food item I lay eyes on.

Maybe it would be better if I just stayed. I wonder if I could work out some sort of residence deal with the hotel????

Anyways, enjoy the gothic gangbang gallery above!!