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Anyways, I still love my Nook, though I haven’t been reading as much as I did the first week or so that I had it. It wasn’t me being fickle, it was a sort of bizarre fatigue – I tried several different books, and none of them really grabbed me, which is saying something, since I really have no recollection of any fiction book before not sucking me in right off the first page, and I made the attempt with several authors whose work I truly enjoy, like Terry Pratchett. I think, though, that some other work-related concerns were keeping me from truly enjoying anything, and now that I’ve passed a hurdle I’d agreed to having set up for me on March 5, I’m a bit more relaxed about work stuff. Perhaps more relaxed than I should be, but in more recent days I find myself getting less distracted as I try to read.

For a few days, I’d been reading a few pages of Stephen Fry’s Stephen Fry in America, which is an entertaining trip through the US, with brief stops in each state – one chapter for each state, covering a day or two’s activities. I’m enjoying the narrative, but last night I thought it might be time to give real fiction a go again. With a little help, I got some additional ebooks loaded onto the Nook, and loaded up Douglas Coupland’s All Families are Psychotic.

Now, I’ve read JPod, and The Gum Thief, and I enjoyed both of them – JPod more so – so I had relatively high expectations. I am happy to report that so far, All Families are Psychotic does not disappoint. The first page sucked me right in, and I’m really enjoying my cruise along the story of this dysfunctional family.

Ah, fiction. I’m glad to see you again….

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Anyways…. Ow.

I freely admit that I am pretty far down at the clumsy end of the spectrum.

I’m forever colliding with stationary objects, and I’ve been doing this for as long as I can remember. Put a chair in the middle of an empty room, and chances are excellent that I will find a way to accidentally bump into it. I could even be making a conscious effort to not knock the chair, and still make contact. Generally, it’s not so bad that I’ll knock it over, or even worse, manage to break it, but I will still appear to attempt to make me occupy the same space as it. In my parents’ kitchen, there’s an island, and I almost always knock my hip against it as I try to walk around it. My shoulders and arms bump on out-facing wall corners and door jambs. I’ve bumped my head on the door frame of my car climbing in and out of the driver’s seat more than once. Just this morning, I was reaching for the salt and pepper shakers in the kitchen cabinet, and rammed my knuckle into the shelf above the shakers – there’s now a small, shallowly skinned area.

Years ago, I would laughingly say that the problem stemmed from a lack of understanding of where I end and the world begins, but that just seems ludicrous – how could you not know where you end?

After this morning’s incident, though, I’ve had a little think about why I keep colliding with things that aren’t moving, and I think I have a logical answer. Not one that is terribly flattering to me, but at this point it seems to make a lot of sense, given how much I smack into things that really, really don’t move, like walls and countertops.

I think I’m so clumsy because I consistently fail to remember precisely where things are. I’ll have a general idea of where that thing should be, but the finer units of measure are off, or maybe completely absent. So when I’m climbing into the car, I’ll think I’ve bent my knees enough, like most days, except that this one time I’ve missed bending them enough by about two centimetres, which is totally enough to make me bump my head. When I reached for the salt and pepper this morning, I again thought I should have an extra centimetre of room, and thus reached a bit too high.

For someone who’s been known to get a bit obsessive and weird over details, you’d think that would extend to knowing where other objects are in the world around me. Apparently, it does not.

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My nifty new Nook has a powersave mode with screensaver. Instead of turning the thing right off, you simply press the power button and it goes into this powersave screensaver mode, and when you’re ready to read again, you pick it up, press that power button again, and the thing springs back into your book where you left off. If you’re going to be leaving it for several days, you’d hold that power button down a few seconds to turn the device right off, but it does take a little while to power it on again.

I found some nifty wallpapers and screensavers to load onto mine, and right now I’m using a series of Calvin & Hobbes images as my screensaver images. I miss that comic strip. It was really good. I’ll have to look into completing my collection of books.

In any event, most of the images are fun images from the strip – Calvin and Hobbes relaxing in a tree, or in front of a roaring fireplace, or a montage of the two in various dance poses.

When I picked up the Nook today, though, I couldn’t stop a small snort of laughter escaping, because this is what greeted me:

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Anyways… Nonsensical…

I am something of a homebody – I enjoy my quiet time at home, don’t need to be seeking out excitement in the outside world – but I am hardly domesticated. There are many ways in which my domestic skills are found wanting, but let’s just focus on one are for now: cooking.

I have been away from the parental nest for quite some time now, yet I am nowhere near an accomplished cook. I rely on takeout and prepackaged food far too much, and for reasons unknown, any time I have to expend some preparatory effort to get food on my plate it counts in my brain as a home-cooked meal, even when no actual cooking takes place. Sandwiches, for example. There’s totally no cooking involved in a sandwich, but if I make myself sandwiches for dinner I still think it counts as a home-cooked meal, and should not be counted as takeout. I also have it set in my head that home-cooked meals are automatically healthier and better for me than takeout.

Tonight’s dinner? Seasoned salmon fillet, from a frozen preprepared box, baked in the oven, with homemade french fries and a little salad composed of baby spinach and sliced fresh strawberries in raspberry vinaigrette. A fairly vocal portion of my brain insists that this is a home-cooked meal, and that it is therefore wholesome and healthy. The reality is that the salmon came out of a box, so really it wasn’t a home-cooked meal, and the potatoes were deep fried, so really it wasn’t healthy.

It was all very tasty though. I still don’t think it counts as takeout….

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Anyways, time marches on…

No matter how much we might want to, we cannot stop or reverse the flow of time.

This stresses me out when I have a deadline, which annoys me to no end because I’m just wasting my energy fretting about something over which I have no control and cannot change. I don’t have any looming deadlines in the immediate future – that is, in the next work week – but still, I know that when the next one pops up, I will again be running in those pointless frantic circles, watching the seconds tick by into minutes as time marches on no matter how I try to stop it.

No wonder I keep turning to video games to escape. If things get to be too much for me, I can pause things and recalibrate myself. Or if I fail, I just hit that lovely Retry button….

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In this day and age of widespread computer usage in all kinds of walks of life, I suspect the vast majority of people can type. I remember doing little typing drills at school when I was younger, and I took a typing and word processing class when I was 15. I did know how to type by then, and I did know how to use a word processor – had been using one for various school projects for several years at that point – but in the interest of full and honest disclosure, I took that class because I wanted an easy A. I finished the course content in about six weeks, and the teacher didn’t know what to do with me for the remainder of the semester, so she let me take a spare period so she didn’t have to find things to keep me occupied.

I was exposed to computers pretty early on – my father had an interest in these magical electric computational boxes, so we had one at home for tinkering pretty early on. I remember being totally mesmerized by his typing – he could go at lightning speed! Me? I would have to hunt down each letter and poke the key with my index finger. One. At. A. Time.

So I was beyond thrilled when we started getting typing drill practice sessions at school. I don’t remember the name of the program we used – it’s entirely possible that I actually never knew the name – but I do remember sitting in that chair in front of the monstrous terminal, my back straight, elbows bent at 90 degree angles, feet resting as close to flat on the floor as I could manage, which means I had my toes touching the ground, fingers resting lightly on the home row keys, just like the image on the screen demonstrated. The drill would start, and a letter would appear in a box on the screen, and I was to press the appropriate key as quickly as I could. The program would score you based on speed and accuracy, and my classmates and I would compare our scores for bragging rights.

Those programs must be pretty effective, though, because I became a pretty competent typer. Which is good considering that now, I am practically fused with my computer – I use it for work, I use it for recreation. Not a single day goes by without me plunking down in front of the computer for at least thirty minutes. If an exceptional day prevents me from using the computer, I actually get mild pangs of withdrawal.

And I still type pretty quickly. Practice makes perfect, doncha know!!

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Anyways, I have another huge deadline arriving on Friday. Like I always do, I left the work until the last minute!! I need to get back to work!!

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Anyways… Back, elbow, shoulder…

Okay, fine, maybe just shoulder.

I noticed at some point earlier today that I’ve done something to my left shoulder. Don’t know what. Can’t remember causing any strain or injury.

Well. On Friday of last week I slung two bags onto my left shoulder, carrying a total of 12 L (6 bottles, 2 L each). I didn’t carry them far, but the experience sure gave me an appreciation for how heavy 12 L is.

Still, I don’t think that’s what did it to me, because I should have noticed that long before today.

Whenever I turn just so, or lean just so, I get an ache in my shoulder. Not really my shoulder proper, but more in my back, where my shoulder blade is. I think. I’d be pretty hard pressed to pinpoint a precise location. All I really know is that moving is sometimes kinda painful today.

Maybe a nice hot shower would help.

Or maybe it’s just time for me to call it a night and go to sleep…..

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Speaking of… A diluted dosage…

I’ve been buying some juice from Costco lately – they sell these packets with two 2 L cartons of Oasis Health Break Antioxia juice. I’m not terribly sure where the brand name ends and the juice name begins there. It’s a blend of primarily pomegranate and blackberry juices, with others thrown in to balance things out. It’s good stuff.

But…

Well, I drink it diluted – I’ll put four ice cubes in my glass, then fill to about the halfway point with water, then top off with the juice. I suppose it’s about half and half, really. But I don’t drink this stuff straight.

Why?

Because it’s really strong. I mean, really strong. The carton has a little promotional nutritional blurb on it, and it tells you that 250 mL of this stuff is the equivalent of two servings of fruit according to Canada’s Food Guide. And that 250 mL also packs an impressive quantity of polyphenols – though apparently, not that impressive, because the number isn’t showing up in my head right now. Well. The number is, it’s 400, but I don’t know what unit of measurement is supposed to go with that number, and I’m too lazy to just get up off the couch and go take a peek in the fridge to find out.

So I figure when I’m diluting this stuff, I’m really getting about 125 mL into my glass. So that glass is one serving of fruit, with 200 insert-unit-here of polyphenols. That’s still good, right?

I presume so. It’s not changing in any event – the juice is too powerful to drink straight. Almost a bit bitter at times. The diluting also makes the drink more affordable. Healthy stuff ain’t cheap, it would seem…

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Anyways… Wormies…

I spent a bit of time playing flOw today.

This game came to my attention a couple of years ago, and I tried it out on the web, but I didn’t really get it. I had noticed it became available on the PS3 sort of recently, and so I decided to give it another try when it was a free download. The PS3 version uses the motion sensing abilities of the controllers, so you tilt your controller around to make your wormy go.

The graphics are improved on the PS3 version – the wormies look more interesting, the little things the wormies eat are more varied and more interesting. The music is also improved – it’s actually quite a pleasant experience. Even if really there’s no goal to the game – it’s sort of an eat or be eaten sort of thing.

So even though I like to feel like I’m achieving something in my games – hence my odd fascination with farming games – I can spend a fair amount of time floating in the layers of flOw, growing my wormy…

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