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Anyways, I was talking a bit about ice cream last night… Addictive, but not really…
I really really do love Laura Secord’s French & Frosted Mint ice cream. Seriously. All other mint chocolate ice creams I’ve had don’t even come close to this frozen nirvana.
With high praise like that, you might think I’ve got a wee addiction to the stuff, that they’ve laced it with crack or some other highly dependency-forming substance, so that no other ice cream will do when I just gotta have that hit.
The thing is, though, I don’t really crave it the way you might expect me to with an addiction. It’s not like Coke – which I probably am thoroughly addicted to – where I want it, need it, nothing else will do sort of thing.
I simply think it is the best ice cream out there. If it is not available at a given moment in which I want ice cream, I will be able to have others, and be content. I don’t get any weird ice cream withdrawal shakes if I haven’t had any in a long time. If I have a bit of a binge and have several helpings in a relatively short period of time – in terms of days, not hours – I don’t get sick when I leave off it cold turkey.
I guess it’s just really really good….
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Anyways… The epic battle…
No, not between good and evil. I’m talking about the war waged between clean and lazy.
Individuals who genuinely enjoy cleaning are pretty few and far between. For I think the vast majority of the population, cleaning is what happens when the cleanliness-liking part of your mind hits its tolerance on acceptable dirt levels. If the dirt is within tolerance, the lazy part of your mind kicks in, and you do something else instead, probably something you actually enjoy.
Probably there is no scale of filth that people scatter onto, really it’s just a question of how loud your clean voice is compared to how loud your lazy voice is. My mother’s clean voice is really, really loud, so she runs her vacuum all throughout the house every other day. Some folks have really loud lazy voices, so they will tolerate decomposing food in their bedrooms.
As a child, I think I had a louder clean voice, or a quieter lazy voice, or maybe someone else’s view of the how the world should be was just imposed on me and my malleable mind. My mum tells a story of how she relented to let me play at the neighbourhood playground one day. I was a not-really-verbal-yet toddler. She had previously resisted, fearing I’d get all dirty and yucky in the sand. This one day, she took me over there, and set me down in the sandy pit, and I promptly got sand on my hands. Recognizing this foreign grit as dirt, she says I scuttled over to her, holding out my hands so that they could be cleaned off. She produced a tissue and wiped them down for me. She says I then took that tissue, and started chasing off after the other kids who were playing there, wanting them to have clean hands too.
Since then, my lazy voice has gotten a whole bunch louder – for example, I do not run my vacuum cleaner every other day.
I have this feeling that staying in a hotel is a nice way to satisfy both the clean and lazy voices. Your room is spic and span, without you having to lift a finger.
Too bad it costs so much, or I’d do it more often. Sometimes, on various TV shows there will be a character who is living in a hotel room, and honestly, that doesn’t seem so bad to me…..
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Anyways, I’m out of galleries….
I’ve pretty much run out of my ‘storepile’ of collected porn. Usually I have 50+ galleries sitting cached. Good pictures selected as previews, decent sites. In the recent months I’ve been incredibly lazy towards the upkeep of my XXX blog. I’ve been working my way through my stored galleries, I haven’t been posting many pictures of me (btw – the next set of Randoms should come later in the week).
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Anyways… The power of shame…
The other day, I was fetching myself something to drink, and as is my habit, I went into the freezer for ice cubes for my drink.
I pulled out the full tray, thought to myself, Look at all those perfect ice cubes. Isn’t that nice. I think I’ll take those two there for my drink.
Then, as I reached for the first of the two, something weird happened. I’m not entirely certain how, because I’ve fetched ice cubes umpteen bazillion times in my life, without incident, and when you’re reaching for the ice with one hand your other hand can remain securely gripping the tray.
Still. I dropped the tray.
It bounced on the kitchen floor.
All of the ice cubes popped out except for one.
The ice cubes skittered across the floor in all directions.
I stood there, surrounded by ice cubes, shocked for a split section.
And then I leapt into action, scuttling around scooping up fallen ice cubes and tossing them in the sink as quick as I could. Then, once I’d gotten them all, I quickly refilled the ice cube tray and popped it back into the freezer. Then, I sauntered out of the kitchen, as if nothing had ever happened.
I’ve been thinking about this reaction. I mean, it’s not like it’s unheard of for me to be a bit clumsy. I was home alone, though, and yes, ice melts, but it doesn’t melt that fast. I was really rushing to clear away the evidence of my klutz attack.
I think I was embarrassed.
In spite of the fact that no one was around.
It’s normal to get embarrassed when no one is around to witness your blunder, isn’t it?
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Anyways… Carb-tastic…
I had a fabulously carbolicious dinner tonight.
I made some super easy but oh-so-tasty tomato sauce. This is the recipe, only I used a white onion instead of a yellow one. I also used a tin of diced tomatoes, not the fancy San Marzano ones she advises you to hunt down. They might make the sauce mindblowingly amazing, but I can get the ones I used in bulk at Costco, which makes me happy, and I really like the results anyway, so as long as I don’t try it with the specialty ones, I’m none the wiser. Ignorance is bliss, right? I also go kind of loosey goosey with the measuring of the butter – Canadian butter does not come packaged in 5 tbsp sticks, so I lop off a bit more than what I think is a quarter cup (50 mL) off the 2 cup brick.
I cooked up some whole wheat spaghetti.
Topped the pasta with the sauce. Added a slice of grocery store-made garlic bread. Ta da! Dinner.
I think what I like about this tomato sauce recipe – other than I think it’s delicious, that is – is the fact that there are only three ingredients to make it, and they are all things I tend to have on hand no matter what. I buy the tomatoes in bulk. I try very hard to always have butter. I try very hard to always have onions. It’s pretty rare for me to be out of any of these. Which means that, as long as I have some pasta on hand as well, I will always have a meal.
Even if the meal is lacking in meat and green vegetables. But hey, it’s got tomatoes and onions! Those count for something, right?
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Anyways, I was browsing on the net when I came upon the movie below. It’s a gorgeous video, however I can’t help but wonder a few things:
1) How much longer will it be until one of the lions pulls a ‘Roy’ on him and bites his throat? (Or even just plays a bit two rough)
2) How come the big cats are actually playing and sleeping with him – rather than threatening him… Is it really catnip?
3) Is there a guy off to the side with a machine gun???
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Anyways…. I’m deadlining – again – and I think the pressure may be starting to get to me a wee bit.
I haven’t broken out in hives yet, but I do have some rashy patches on my upper arms – very weird spot for rashes – and I think I’m developing rashy patches on my temples.
The prospect of having to make what are really trivial decisions just about does me in. If it had been left up to me to decide what dinner would be tonight, I might have just gone hungry.
I should probably go grocery shopping tomorrow. Really, I should have gone today, but, well, it didn’t happen. It will happen tomorrow though – I need more Coke. I swear that stuff makes my brain work better.
At least I haven’t hit that point where I start dreaming about horrible things happening at work related to my deadlining. And I didn’t have a bad dream last night either! It was weird, but that’s pretty par for the course for me.
Oh, and even though I don’t have an iPhone 4 yet, and probably won’t for a while since they are all sold out, I still went ahead and ordered a protective skin for it when I eventually do get my hands on one. I went to ZAGG and put together one of their custom skins. I’ve got one of their plain transparent ones on my current iPhone, and it’s held up quite well to two years of use – there’s a spot on one side where the adhesive has failed, and there are a couple of smaller pieces that I’ve peeled off because the adhesive was failing, but the main bits are still well stuck on.
Anyhoo, I made a custom skin. What did I do?
I stuck a Pikachu on it. I will have a PikaPhone.
This strikes me as a fantastic idea right now. What worries me is that the reason I think this is so great is because I’m sort of wigging out over work. My concern is that once I am past this work hurdle, the notion of a PikaPhone will make me want to hide from society. Well, hide from public encounters, at any rate.
I’ll still be able to talk and text from my PikaPhone. Unlimited evenings and weekends, y’know?
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Anyways… The circle of life…
A while back, I was talking with a colleague at work, and she mentioned that she was having some trouble with her laptop computer. She’d taken it to have someone knowledgeable on the inner workings of these things take a look, and the verdict was that a part needed to be replaced. Trouble was, the part was rather expensive, and the tech had advised against replacing the part, and told her that she should just buy herself a new laptop – it wouldn’t cost a huge amount more, and she’d get a machine that was a couple years newer and thus a couple years better.
She was upset about this. Not that she had some sort of deep personal attachment to the thing – she actually didn’t care for it much at all. She was more upset about what she called our disposable society. She felt it was wasteful to toss a computer when its life with her had been so short. Thinking she was worried about the machine sitting in a landfill forever, I pointed out that she could take it somewhere to be recycled, or somewhere where they would figure out a way to fix it up and make it useful, though probably not super nice, for someone who needed it but really wouldn’t otherwise be able to afford it. She said, yeah, she knew about those sorts of programs, and that was what she was going to do, but she still didn’t feel right about it. It really bothered her that when something goes wrong with a laptop, often the most cost effective solution is to replace it.
I’m not bothered by this, but then again I have what is likely an unhealthy appreciation for new things. The way I see it, if technology is able to change quickly enough that I notice a difference in performance between a new laptop today and a laptop that was new two years ago, so much the better if the upgrade is affordable. I use my computer every single day – might as well be happy with it!
Or maybe she’d just see me as part of the problem.
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Anyways, the power of the mind…
Mostly, my dreams are pretty whacked out in an entertaining sort of way.
Every once in a long while, though, I have a bad one. I suppose it’s a karmic balancing sort of thing – since I have them so very infrequently, when I do get them, they’re really bad. As in, I get so upset inside my dream that my brain gets confused, sufficiently confused that I wake up in tears, and it actually takes me a good minute or two to figure out that the thing that’s upsetting me so exists entirely in my head, and not in the world in which I live.
On the one hand, this speaks to the remarkable power of the mind – when the mind is so certain, it seems impossible for something to be untrue.
Then again, this could also be interpreted as evidence that our minds are not that smart – we can’t always tell fact from fiction.
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Anyways, new shoes!
I gots new shoes! I gots new shoes!
One pair of work appropriate heels – dark brown marooney in colour, a 2.5″ kitten heel, rounded toe. Very cute.
One pair of booties – dark brown suede, 4″ stilettoey heel. Very cute. (Me Toos – here)
Probably I shouldn’t buy any more shoes for a while.
Unless I see a great sale on something cute.
Woohoo!
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