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Anyway, the nose knows…. Last holiday season, I had the good fortune of attending a rather fancy workplace holiday party as a +1. It wasn’t fancy in a sit-down multi-course gourmet meal sort of way, but it was held at one of the nicer restaurants in the city, and there were rather tasty and impressive appetizers being paraded around the room, along with an open bar.

One of the many tasty things I ate that night were what they called lamb pops – basically they did up rack of lamb, then cut the racks into individual ribs for serving. There were several of us standing in a small huddle near the tabletop grill where the attendant was doing a final sear and seasoning for these as they were being served – you’d walk up to his station and ask for the lamb pops, and he’d grab a couple of them, give them a quick sear, then sprinkle them with some sea salt crystals and put on a drizzle of balsamic reduction. Seriously good.

So there we were, a small clump of people, chowing down on lamb pops and exclaiming at various intervals about how good they were. Except for one guy. He didn’t even have a single pop. One of his work colleagues noticed, and inquired about this, encouraging him to try at least one, because they were so good it would be a shame to not even try one.

And this gentleman revealed that he actually really enjoyed lamb, and he was sure that the lamb pops were delicious, and that he was truly sorely tempted – but he was still going to decline. I can’t eat lamb, he said.

This, naturally, raised the question of, Why not?

The answer? It makes my dog sad.

He has a border collie – a dog whose breed was developed to herd and protect sheep, and their lambs – and when he eats lamb, the dog can smell it on him hours later, and treats him as if he’s been possessed by a monster and engaged in truly horrific, unforgivable behaviour. So he avoids having lamb so that his dog won’t give him the cold shoulder.

At the time, I figured the story was evidence of how sensitive dog noses are. Turns out, lamb meat has a really strong, persistent odour to it. Last night’s dinner was rack of lamb – my first time preparing it for the grill. (I did not do the grilling. I happily passed that task onto a friend who’s better with a bbq..) The lamb racks came from Costco, all sealed up tight in commercial vacuum packaging, and I cut them open yesterday afternoon in order to set them marinating. It was my first time working with lamb – I’ve eaten lamb that someone else has prepared before, but had never handled it raw myself.

Right from the moment I opened up the plastic wrap, I could smell it. And it got stronger as I pulled the 5 racks out of the plastic. Once I’d gotten them all sorted and tucked away in ziploc bags, thoroughly coated in marinade, I scrubbed my hands with the soap I keep in the kitchen, scented with ginger and vanilla. Still my hands smelled of lamb. I went on with my day – doing other dinner preparing stuff, then serving and eating the dinner, then watching a movie and having dessert.

And whenever my hands came near my nose, I could smell the lamb.

The smell only faded after I’d had a shower before bed.

So yeah. Lamb is powerful stuff. Knowing what I know now, I’d be shocked if a dog – any dog – couldn’t smell it on a person a day later.

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Evi F. and Presley H. from Joymii in a sexy FFM XXX threesome
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Anyway, don’t judge… last haircut was in mid December.

I like to get my hair cut about three times a year – that way, there’s a decent amount of growth to trim down, and I feel like the whole expense of a cut is somehow more worthwhile. Realistically, it likely means that I just look kind of in need of a trim a whole lot of the time, but mostly I think my hair looks fine.

Mostly.

Last week I was not of the opinion that my hair looked fine. I thought it looked a bit odd at best, but sometimes downright terrible. I hadn’t done anything differently – I was following all my usual hair-related routines, but something was just not right. There was no more shape to it. It just kind of sat there, looking rather blah. I sort of noticed it on Tuesday, I think, and by the time Thursday rolled around I was angry that my hair was being so belligerent and uncooperative, and I was ready to do something drastic.

I was going to make an appointment and get a cut.

My own personal hair timetable says that my next cut should be late April, maybe early May. Given that we’re now into March, I’m really not far off from my next cut, but I was fed up and didn’t want to wait that long.

Then Friday got busy, and I never got around to picking up the phone to book the appointment.

And then, on Saturday, I woke up, and looked in the mirror.

And did not feel a surge of contempt.

I was not offended by the state of my hair. In fact, I could actually see some shape in the cut again, despite the shapelessness observed 24 hours previously. Again, I don’t know what caused the change, since I didn’t do anything out of the ordinary.

Now, I’m thinking that maybe I could wait until April for my next cut.

I don’t think I’m going to count on that, though. Clearly, things are in some sort of state of flux, subject to the whims and fancies of some entity that is not me. I’ll still be calling the salon some time this week to arrange for an appointment.

After all. If Mr. Fancy Salon Guy is booked up, I may not get an appointment till late March or early April anyhow.
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Pink Easter Porn - Nicole Smith with Bunny
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Pink Easter Porn - Nicole Smith with Bunny
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Anyway…. I don’t drink enough.

I don’t mean, I don’t go out drinking often enough, or I don’t consume enough alcohol. In fact, I never do the former, largely because I hardly ever do the latter. One of the gifts of my particular genetic heritage is an inability to properly process alcohol – I do the whole red flush thing, but with an enthusiasm and violence you probably aren’t accustomed to seeing. If I have a small glass of wine – somewhere around the 125 – 175 mL mark, I’d guess – with dinner, and I mean a full meal, I turn rather decidedly pink. If I have less food, or more wine, then I can actually break out in hives, depending on how far things go. I’ll get red, welty splotches on my arms, and neck, and torso. Sometimes they itch. If I’m bound and determined and keep on drinking, eventually I hit a point where I can actually detect a difference in my breathing – I can feel the air moving through my airways more, which suggests (to me) a narrowing of the airways, like mild anaphylaxis.

So, yes, I tend to stay away from alcohol.

But my habit is to not drink much of anything anyway. I’m not sure how this developed, but for as long as I can remember, I don’t consume much liquid. Some people must have a drink with their meals, and usually go through refills within a single meal. Generally, I don’t.

And it’s always been fine. Or, well, I thought it was fine. I felt fine. I didn’t seem to be suffering any ill effects.

Over the past two weeks, however, something has been different. My skin has been drier than usual – it’s usually pretty firmly on the dry end of the spectrum anyway, but it got all annoyed and irritated, and no amount of cream seemed to bring any relief. Which led to the suggestion that I might want to evaluate my water intake, and adjust it.

So for the past week, I’ve been trying to drastically increase my water intake. I’m up to three full glasses of water – straight up pure water – everyday, in addition to whatever I would normally drink (juice, pop, etc.) with meals and things. How? Basically, whenever I think I’m going to be sitting still for a little bit, working on something on the computer (or playing a little game on the computer, tee hee), I make sure I get myself a glass of water first.

Is it helping? Maybe. The problematic patches are clearing away by degrees, but there was certainly no magical miracle transformation.

Or does that kick in once you manage four glasses of water a day?

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Eve Angel as a Naughty Easter Bunny
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Eve Angel as a Naughty Easter Bunny
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Okay guys, it’s almost Easter! Time for more Easter Porn galleries including this Eve Angel. It’s also almost time for another day off! I can’t wait. Work sucks….

Anyway, no rushing…
A little while ago I mentioned feeling sudden hatred for my hair, and resolving to get a cut to fix it, and then waking up one morning not hating my hair anymore.

Despite my change in attitude, it still seemed prudent to schedule a cut anyway, so a few days later I finally picked up the phone and called up the salon. My current work schedule is not at all flexible, so that placed some pretty severe restrictions on when I could actually go in, and I relayed those constraints to the woman on the phone.

Once we got it all sorted out, my appointment was booked for April 25.

So much for getting a cut ahead of schedule.

And, of course, wouldn’t you know it, today? I hate my hair again.

The next six weeks are really going to test my patience, aren’t they?
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Cute Shaved Redhead - Joymii XXX
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Anyway, the new FWD….. When I got my first email account, I was a teenager.

This means that I used the account in what is likely a very typical teenaged girl way – it was new and exciting, and so I wanted to use it a lot, but the fact remained that I was a teenaged girl with not much of importance to say.

So I became a rather prolific forwarder of joke emails.

You know the ones. They’re basically chain letters, except I never liked the idea of actual chain letters, so the ones that came with instructions to forward to X number of people or suffer dire consequences typically stopped their trajectory in my inbox. Unless I thought that the joke that went along with it was really funny, in which case I would typically remove the chain-letter bit and then pass it on. I would also typically tidy the email up a little – remove the umpteen FWD: headings from the subject line, and remove the garbage text from the body of the message – all the message header information from previous senders, and any lame one-line bits (e.g., This is made me laugh so hard!!!)that people would inevitably add on for the benefit of their friends, who were always strangers to me. I would sometimes get other forwards that didn’t have any comedic value. Those I always deleted. I’d feel a little guilty about it – someone I knew had thought of me and sent me this message, and I was trashing it – but I’d delete them.

Eventually, though, I grew up, and stopped passing the funny things along entirely, and most of my friends also grew tired of them, because I stopped getting them. Except for one friend – an old childhood friend who lived in a different city and thus wasn’t really part of my regular social circle, but we still kept in touch. She ventured into the world of email rather later than I did, and so that forwarding bug hit her at a point when I was really over it, but I remember suddenly my inbox would get a huge burst of these things – like, nine of them at a time – but they were sporadic bursts, because she didn’t check her email that regularly. Or maybe the people sending them to her didn’t check their emails that regularly. She would also send everything that came her way – jokes, supposedly heart-warming stories, messages containing words of sage advice for improved health and personal safety, prayer circle things. Everything.

Again, after some time, she stopped forwarding those things. I thought she’d outgrown it, like I had.

A few years ago, she found Facebook, and friended me, and her account didn’t have much activity for a long time. And then she left her job to be a stay-at-home-mum, and her activity level increased – not a huge jump, but there were some pictures appearing, and occasional status updates.

And then, I guess about six months ago, the Sharing started.

I always take a look at them – out of morbid curiosity, I suppose – and they’re exactly the same sort of thing she used to forward in emails. Sometimes it’s a funny story. Sometimes it’s some warning about public safety, or health – they always trip my critical thinking alarm, so I look them up on Snopes, and they’ve all turned out to be works of fiction. (Well. One was listed as a ‘mixture’, but that’s because one aspect of the setup of the story is true. The story itself – along with the advice that was being emphasized – was false.) The part that makes me shake my head is the thread of comments left by her friends thanking her for sharing that information, usually accompanied by an expression of surprise.

At least this way, I don’t feel that tiny pang of guilt when I delete the message from my inbox.

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