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Anyways, I suppose I lead a pretty sedentary life, because the last time I went skiing was over a year ago. Not wanting that time delay to get longer, this morning I woke up bright and early, packed up my ski stuff, and headed out for the slopes.

It was great! Not too crowded since it was a week day, not too cold. Still, it had been a while since I’d slid down a snowy surface on planks strapped to my feet, so I was pretty apprehensive as I slid off the lift for the first run. I wasn’t sure if my legs would remember how to do this – my brain couldn’t seem to find the directions.

As it turns out, muscle memory is a pretty powerful thing. I started out with a few awkward snowplow turns, but then a little switch seemed to go off somewhere, and suddenly my knees were bending in precisely the right way and I was shifting my weight just so, and by the end of that first run I was right back where I left off the last time I went skiing. Notice I don’t claim to be good at it, I’m just saying it felt as comfortable as it did previously. All in all, I enjoyed myself thoroughly, and I didn’t even fall once! We’ll see if I’m sore tomorrow.

And, of course, the million dollar question: will I manage to get back out on the slopes again before 2011?

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Speaking of the weekend, I’ve been doing couch potato training….

There are several new-to-me shows I’ve been watching lately that I really hope stick around for a few seasons.

I’ve already gushed about Better Off Ted.

I’m also quickly becoming a big fan of Community, and I really like Modern Family too.

Add those new shows to the, uhm, impressive list of shows that I’ve been enjoying that are not new to me this year – shows like Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, Bones, House, The Simpsons, and, well.

Now that I’ve listed them out like that, and knowing deep down that this list is not exhaustive, I’m suddenly feeling this urge to start some sort of fitness program.

Eh, the feeling will pass.

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Anyways… This is about a virtual green thumb….

Lately I seem to have developed a rampant mild obsession with farming games – the type where you either have to grow certain types of crops to meet certain goals, or raise animals to produce product to meet certain goals.

Now, I’ve known that I quite enjoy these games for several years now, and I’ve chugged my way through a few of them. That being said, the degree of happiness I get from these little games has intensified somewhat more recently. At present, I’ve got two of these little games installed on my laptop, and I’ve got the iFarm application on my iPhone.

I’m not too sure why these games appeal to me – I’ve never cared for animals, nor do I intend to start. I also seem to have a bit of a black thumb in reality – I rarely try to care for plants, and when I do, they don’t seem to last very long. It seems like I should be the last person who would want to click around doing precisely what I can’t seem to do in real life.

Then again, perhaps that’s precisely why I like them….

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Anyways, remember how I was waking up in the middle of the night, feeling totally alert, and then deeply frustrated as the minutes ticked by into hours without me sleeping?

Well, I’m still having that issue, intermittently. And I can no longer blame the vitamin supplements, because I’ve been sort of spotty on remembering to take them everyday, and there have definitely been nights where I’ve woken up at 3:30 AM and I haven’t had vitamins the previous day.

I’ve noticed that there seems to be something magical about 3:30 AM – I almost always wake up at that time, or within ten minutes of that time. Last night I woke up at 3:20. I didn’t thrash around for too long before finding my way back to slumber, but I still felt pretty darn alert when my eyes opened and I looked at the clock.

It has been suggested that the problem is caused by me sleeping in. I am not yet convinced that this is the case – I’m sure I had it happen a couple of nights last week, and I did not sleep in last week. Still, I will have to track this carefully to be able to say anything with a degree of certainty.

I hope I sleep through the night tonight. Any suggestions? ^_-

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I went and saw Avatar (No… Not Ass-atar) with a small group today – there were six of us.

We had to buy the tickets in advance online. This was done on Wednesday. We had originally been thinking, on Tuesday evening, that we’d like to see it on Thursday, but upon consulting the theatre’s website, realized that that plan would not work because all of the Thursday showings were completely sold out. After some discussion, we settled on the first showing New Year’s Day.

We arranged to meet up at the theatre an hour and a half before the scheduled show time, before the theatre’s doors had even opened to the public. There were four people lined up outside the door when we got there. We obediently took our place in line. Within half an hour, the line stretched a good forty to fifty people away.

When the doors opened, the guy in line ahead of us, who by the way was a gentleman who looked to be about in his 50s and was entertaining himself during the wait by playing with a PSP while ignoring his wife, saw other people coming in through another door and took off like a shot. It paid off for him – he ended up actually being the first in line at the actual theatre door. Big grin on his face, PSP still in hand, looking to catch a glimpse of his wife who’d been left in his dust. She did manage to locate him once she got to actual theatre door, and she hadn’t been too far behind us, so it’s not as though she was pokey – she just didn’t do the sprint to keep up with him.

The theatre was completely full.

After the movie was over, an interesting discussion ensued. While we all agreed that we had enjoyed the movie, none of us was willing to rate it as one of our top favourite movies. Someone said, If I could only have 10 movies on Blu-ray, this wouldn’t be one of them.

I agreed with that statement, but the next logical step in that line of thought gave me pause. What would those 10 movies be?

This is an exceedingly difficult question to answer. There are bazillions of movies out there, many bad, but also many good, or even excellent, and they vary widely in storyline, cinematography, action sequences, comedy – to pluck a small select few is a pretty tall order. I don’t even know where to start.

Or maybe this is all tied to that not really having a favourite anything thing I’ve got going. I think I’ve managed to figure out a favourite ice cream flavour – Laura Secord French & Frosted Mint FTW! – but ask me about any other absolute favourites, and I’ll probably just go, uhm and then run away with a squirrely look in my eyes….

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Anyways, it was a fair trial….

I don’t like tofu.

I’ve been carrying that statement around with me for years – since I was a kid. Armed with that statement, I avoid tofu. Because I don’t like it.

Recently, though, I was fetching some lunch from a food court stand, and for various reasons I ordered a dish I’d never had before, to try it out, and realized that it contained tofu after I had already ordered and paid for it. Since I don’t like tofu, I wondered what to do, then figured that I could simply set the tofu pieces aside as I ate, and then throw them out when I was done.

Then, another thought occurred to me. Have I ever really tried tofu? I’m sure I must have at one point, hence the statement I don’t like tofu. But perhaps I hadn’t – maybe that statement had taken place when I was young and tended to form such statements without actually trying the thing I was judging. As an adult, I’ve mocked other adults for doing exactly this – not to their faces, but behind their backs, which might be worse since behind-the-back mocking tends to be of the more vicious variety.

Maybe tofu’s not all bad. Maybe I actually like tofu… Most Asian’s seem to like it.

In the interest of being a fair and sensible adult – and to avoid blatant hypocrisy – I decided that I would try the tofu in this dish, and decide then whether or not I like tofu.

So, I did.

And the result?

Now I know. I don’t like tofu…..

Still, it shouldn’t put me on the naughty list.

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Anyways…. ‘Twas the night before the night before the night before the night before Christmas.

That’s right, folks – only four more sleeps till Christmas morning.

Okay, typing that caused me a bit of an adrenaline rush. Must be the kid in me, who can’t wait till that magical morning, when I’ll wake up and rush out to see what goodies Santa has left under my tree, because I’ve been ever so good this year.

Or, perhaps the adrenaline rush is the adult in me, who is anxious because she has not yet managed to actually get the Christmas tree up and decorated, and how can Santa leave presents under the tree if there is no tree? Instead, I may find a lump of coal on my kitchen floor.

My parents have had a no-gift policy for each other for many years now. They do break it here and there, though. I remember, one year, probably the first year I was really aware of their no-gift agreement, one day near Christmas my uncle – Mum’s middle brother – dropped by with a large gift wrapped box. He stashed it sort of behind our tree – it wouldn’t really fit under the tree, the box was too big – and he did so with very little fanfare. There was no gift tag on the box, and I asked him who it was for, and he replied, “It’s a surprise!” Being a selfish young child, I wondered if it was for me. I then figured that it probably wasn’t, since it didn’t have a tag with my name on it – it must be for someone else, and he was hiding it at our house. When my father noticed it and asked about it, my mother told him it belonged to my uncle.

When Christmas morning arrived, my uncle’s gift box was still behind our tree. When we were nearing the end of the unwrapping, my mother then asked me to fetch my uncle’s gift box. I did, and then she instructed me to hand it over to my father. It was a surprise gift for him from her! She had recruited my uncle to help her purchase the gift without my father knowing, since she rarely went shopping without him. He cried out in protest: “Hey! That’s not fair! You weren’t supposed to get me anything! We had a deal!”

Mum just laughed. “Merry Christmas!”

Then my father said, “Well, there is one more surprise under the tree.” I was then instructed to fetch a smallish box from under the tree, again with no label, and to hand this one over to my mother. Apparently, when the big box had arrived, he’d gotten a bit suspicious, and thought he’d better cover his bases with a little something.

Both parents opened their gifts. For my dad, a new down-filled waterproof winter coat. For my mum, a decent-sized box of gourmet chocolates.

And a Merry Christmas was had by all…. I still would have been happier if both presents were for me though!!

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Speaking of warm, today was about testing out the Nanooks!!!

I had to be out and about a bit today, not for very long though, and I thought to myself that this might be a good opportunity to take my new Crocs for a test spin, get their fuzzy lining compressed a bit in accordance with the contours of my feet without running the risk of having to limp about in discomfort. Since I was wearing brown cords today, I decided to wear the bronze Crocs.

There were a couple of moments where I thought I might be walking on my pants a bit, and those moments made me wish the Nanooks had heels, but I was generally a pretty happy Croccer. The fuzzy lining actually did seem to keep my tootsies warm. I didn’t worry about them getting wet, or salty. They felt lightweight, and, dare I say it given they make my feet look a bit stumpy, but they felt almost dainty.

I’m pretty happy with these shoes.

Still, I don’t think I’ll be able to wear them to work…. I’m hoping my sense of fashion isn’t leaving me completely….

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Anyways….. Things to do…..

Tomorrow, I get to work from home. This does not, however, mean I get to laze about in pyjamas all day.

I have to get groceries. I’m planning on making a big crockpot full of chili for dinner, which entails getting all the chili ingredients. Except for diced tomatoes and tomato paste – those I have because I bought them in bulk from Costco.

I have some work stuff I should do. It’s not absolutely critical that I get it done tomorrow, but it’d be a good idea.

I should get some stuff organized for Christmas. Cards need to be sent out soon, especially if the recipients are to receive them, you know, before Christmas. It’s a good thing I buy cards on the cheap during the summers, or right after Christmas – I know I have a little stash I can run to instead of dashing out to the mall to pay a premium price. I’ve also got some gifts that I need to get made.

The homemade cookie supply around these parts is running low. I’d better think about remedying that. Though maybe I can leave that till next week.

My brandy bean stock remains healthy, and this self-bribing motivating thing is working well. I got myself to do some chores today instead of putzing about on the computer doing non-work.

We shall see what tomorrow brings.

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Okay guys, Tiger Woods has been making the news. Apparently 7 women have come forward in the Tiger Woods scandal, saying that they slept with him…. The latest one being a pornstar – Holly Sampson!
I’ve posted the CFNM gallery of her above – a groupsex gallery in which she and her two friends have their way with 3 guys wearing paper bags over their heads! Now, I’m sure we’ll never see hardcore Tiger Woods pictures – but hopefully these galleries will do…

I bet that within 2 weeks, Holly Sampson will release an interracial sex video in which she’s fucking a Tiger Woods lookalike!

Personally, if I were Tiger Woods – I’d have picked somebody a bit younger and hotter Not an ‘mature’ blonde Porn Star!

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