Kaori`s XXX Blog!!

Click the pic for a hot partyhardcore gallery of a woman having group sex with male strippers!

Seriously, what fun is ‘Ladies Night’ if you don’t end up getting fucked by a BUNCH of male strippers…. I mean, if you wake up the next morning, and don’t remember coming home (or even better, wake up passed out on the sidewalk), and are sore every time you sit down, shouldn’t that be what it’s like??? I’m sure most of the girls at this partyhardcore gallery felt that way… Enjoy!

Anyways, I wanted to name my blog “Instant Gratification”, but unfortunately, that domain name was taken… I think they were asking $30,000 for it…. But eitherway, here’s why….

Lately I’ve been thinking that I should perhaps try a new mascara - the one I’m currently using is great, except for the fact that it transfers off onto my lower lid more than I’d like - I end up with this sort of smokey eyeliner effect that I’m not particularly fond of.

So this morning, while eating my brunch - a couple of small banana muffins with butter - I did a little bit of research and found the mascara I want to try next.

The problem is I want to try it. Right. Now.

My current tube should be good for the rest of the year.

I’m not very good at this waiting thing, am I?

Enjoy the ladies having sex with male strippers at the gallery above

Click the pic for a free orgy gallery from Mad Sex Party!

Okay guys - this is a gallery from the same guys who do Partyhardcore….. The site is called Mad Sex Party, and basically features a bunch of people having sex… Usually groups of 10-20 gorgeous men and women having an orgy…
Of course, you also get access to Partyhardcore with the same membership ^_^ But the main reason this gallery caught my eye is because of the ASIAN MALE PORNSTAR!!! You don’t often see asian males in porn galleries… Asian femals, sure.. but Asian Men?? Eitherway, enjoy..

Anyways, so those wonderful smiley star stickers I blogged about a few days ago?? Not so wonderful, as it turns out.

I bought them because they appeared to have rounded points, giving the overall impression of a cheerful, cute, pudgy little star.

I’ve discovered, however, that their appearance on the sheet is misleading. Once you remove the sticker, you realize that they were cut in such a way that the points are pointy pointy pointy. My star stickers are still cheerful, but they’re not so pudgy, and as such have lost some of their cute value.

Oh well. I guess the quest for perfect stickers continues….

Meanwhile, enjoy the orgy from Mad Sex Party, and don’t forget about Partyhardcore to see what actualyl happens on Ladies Night!

Click the pic for an interested fisting and assfucking gallery!

Okay, so maybe I’m feeling a little bit frustrated…. Maybe my frustration manifests itself in angrier porn… Fisting and assfucking aren’t usually my ‘thing’. In this case however, the Explicit-art gallery posted above accurately represents the feelings swirling around in my head… It’s been a rough week! The IT gods are not smiling on me - and therefore, a girl with a mohawk deserves to have a hand shoved up her pussy.

First, my external harddrive died, and yes, I’m too lazy to back stuff up… With it, I lost pictures, school work, and a variety of other files I’ve been archiving… It was a terabyte of storage……

Then, my internet was going at a snails pace between 9pm and 11pm. I spent over an hour with a tech on the phone plugging and unplugging things - insisting that it was NOT my router, or it would happen all the time…
He offered to send a tech the next morning…………. Once again, the problem occurs between 9-11pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lastly, I’ve been having periodic server problems… It’s been slow, unconnectable, and all sorts of fun problems. My host insists that it’s fine…..

GRRRRR!!!

Enjoy the somewhat violent punk porn!! Pussy fisting and assfucking… Click here for the gallery

Click the pic for a free gallery of Veronica da Souza & Aneta using a large double-headed dildo!

Okay guys, it’s been a while since I’ve posted some 1by-day, but here you go! Enjoy! I think double-headed dildos are sexy… Especially on these hot blondes!

Anyways, I believe I’ve mentioned in a previous post that I’ll be covering for a friend at work this week while she lives the sweet life attends a week-long course in the UK.

Today I got my first real taste of what covering for her at work actually entails.

Ehm.

Let’s just say it’s going to be a long week.

That being said, I have a feeling that this experience will also give me a renewed sense of appreciation for my own work. That’s always nice to get - spurs a person along a little on the path towards the paycheque.

Enjoy the double-headed dildo gallery!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of women partying with strippers!!

Okay guys, time again for another Partyhardcore gallery! I hope you enjoy drunk women getting horny in front of male strippers… And of course, with the overcompensation we now show, horny women getting fucked by strippers!!! Ahhh… Partyhardcore…

Anyways, this world we live in suffers from a severe lack of good multiplayer cooperative games. I enjoy playing with a friend, as members of the same team, fighting a common enemy and working towards shared goals. I would much rather do that then try to smash my friend into oblivion - never mind the fact that in versus games I’m usually the one being smashed…. War games don’t do it for me - nor do fighting games….

The point being, aside from Rockband, I haven’t played a good multiplayer cooperative game in years. Any suggestions out there???? (Not World of Warcraft, Call of Duty type stuff… More along the lines of Maplestory… Even maybe a Dungeons and Dragons….)

Enjoy the Partyhardcore gallery!!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of dirty sluts picking random guys off the street to fuck!!!

okay guys, this comes from a new site called Fuck Team Five… It’s by the same guys who do BangBros… And BallHoneys… and a bunch of others! ^_^ It’s almost always a group of big breasted, well-used sluts picking up a group of guys on the street and holding sex contests… In this case, the slutty milfs have WAY too many tattoos!!!

Anyways.. enough of the boring porn stuff… I had a visit with an eye doctor Friday. She confirmed what I suspected - my eyes are getting better with these super duper drops. I am to continue with them for the next week and check back in on Friday. Hopefully, the dryness will all have cleared up and I’ll be able to switch back to regular, non-vision blurring drops, and ramp down the frequency a bit.

Apparently, the problem was something of a snowball effect - even though I was pretty good about putting drops in my eyes throughout the day, it just wasn’t quite enough to keep up with the drying, so the result was a dryness that slowly got progressively worse. With the way the dryness persisted and worsened over time in spite of switching back to preservative free drops, it is extremely unlikely that I was having an allergic reaction to the preservative in the bottled drops earlier. This is good news, because the preservative free drops are considerably more expensive. The doctor actually gave me a small sample bottle of some other thicker drops in a bottle, saying that they are thicker and thus offer better lubrication than regular drops in a bottle, but they don’t cause the same degree of vision blurring as the drops I’m using right now. I think I’ll give them a try on Monday - I want a few more days with this heavy duty stuff first. If they work out, I’ll see about getting myself a bigger bottle. Hopefully I’ll be able to track one down at Costco, where prices are more reasonable.

Enjoy the fuck team five gallery!! I’m going to bed!

Click the pic for a hot black gangbang gallery from the leading interracial site - blacksonblondes

Okay guys - Blacksonblondes is one of the first *big* interracial sex site…. They have a ton of sexy blacks on *bllondes* content, where blonde can be brunette, asian, black, etc ^_^… Usually it’s multiple black guys on a single slut, but occasionally they shake it up a bit….

They also have Katie Thomas, her sister Spring Thomas - a slutty pair that love black cock….
And Ruth Blackwell - a pregnant slut that loves black cock….
Candy Monroe - a punk / goth slut that loves black cock…

Are you seeing the pattern? ^_^

Anyways, on Monday night, as bedtime approached, I started feeling a bit of a weird headache. The pain was sort of localized behind my right eye. I figured it must be some sort of fatigue or something, so I just went through my usual bedtime rituals and went to sleep.

Tuesday, I woke up with the usual dry eye feeling I’ve had since my vision correction. Except that the right eye felt weird. As I was applying my eye cream, I noticed my right eye was tender, and seemed a bit inflamed when compared to the left eye. Vision was still good, though. I decided to adopt a wait and see policy, thinking things would get better as the day progressed.

Tuesday night, my right eye was really in trouble. The whites of the eye had undergone gradually deepening pinkening throughout the day, and the swelling hadn’t subsided either. In fact, it seemed to be worse - my eye wasn’t opening as wide as it normally does. I had also developed some light sensitivity - when a bright enough light source entered my field of vision, it would send a shot of pain back into my brain, much like the headache I’d had Monday night.

This morning, my eye wasn’t as painful as it had been last night, but it still wasn’t better, so I called the clinic and asked if it would be possible to see a doctor today. They squeezed me in, and the doctor looked at my eyes and mentioned that they were still very, very dry. She checked out my right eye, and identified the problem - an epithelial imperfection, where a section of tissue seemed to be missing. She suspects that what happened was my eye dried out more than usual while sleeping Monday night, and the lid stuck to the cornea. When I opened my eye, the lid took away a bit of tissue with it!!! ***EWWWWW***

Now my eye needs to heal. Given how bad the dryness is, she advised me to use the super thick drops I’ve been using at night all day, in both eyes. Trouble is, this stuff is so thick that it blurs my vision when I put the drops in. This makes working pretty much impossible - I can’t see enough to read well, and I’m supposed to try to put these drops in pretty consistently, so I really only get about a half hour of good clear vision before I should start thinking about putting more drops in.

I’m back to see the doctor again on Friday. Here’s hoping for fantastic improvement before then. Why can’t my eyes just behave????

Enjoy the interracial blowbang!+

Click the pic for a hot lesbian vegetable masturbation gallery!!

Okay, so I still prefer RealPeachez’s cucumber masturbation… There’s something quite hot about a girl who posed non-nude for years finally stripping down, and shoving a large cucumber up her pussy…. But these sexy lesbians from 1by-day are also quite sexy!!

Anyways, I always wonder what potentially unpleasant surprises await me when I return home after having been away for a holiday, no matter how long the holiday.

Will I be greeted by horrible new life forms that have spawned on some forgotten bit of food that I’ve left on the kitchen counter? This has never happened before, but this time I did leave butter in the butter dish out on the counter.

Will I be greeted by horrible new life forms that have spawned in the fridge and freezer because some important piece of the refrigerator died and everything thawed and got all warm and icky? This has never happened before either, but I always worry about it - it could happen. I try to get rid of as much perishable stuff in the fridge as I can before I go away, but really, if the power goes, then the pickles and sauces are all going to be shot, and the stuff in the freezer is also lost completely. I wonder if I would open the freezer door to a miserable smell and a disgusting wave of defrosted food mixed with water from various melted sources. Uck.

Will I discover a new lake in some area of my home where a pipe has burst, or some water-using appliance or fixture has malfunctioned? Again, this isn’t something I’ve ever experienced, but it could happen. Gosh, my parents did raise me paranoid, didn’t they?

Will I return home to find only a smoldering heap of ashes that was once my living space, all immolated in a horrible electrical fire when the toaster/oven/cordless phone/TV/insert other device that uses electricity here malfunctioned? This one makes me want to run around unplugging absolutely everything before leaving. But that would be crazy. That also wouldn’t remove the risk - there could always be some electrical problem in the wiring in the walls that could start the destructive force of fire.

Then I start panicking about not having a home to return to. I try to take a few deep breaths before panic settles in completely, and remind myself that the more destructive of these sorts of circumstances are exactly why one has insurance on their home. I also remind myself that it’s pretty unlikely that these things will happen - I might return home to an odd smell and a long past its ripeness tomato, but it’s pretty safe to say that I will have a home to return to.

Then I feel better.

Then I start worrying about how long it takes to get rid of rotten food smell.

And even though I managed to talk myself out of full out crazy panic mode, I still hold my breath on the final approach until I’ve seen that my home still exists, I’m nervy until I’ve established that no one has broken in and stolen all of my earthly possessions, and I can’t relax until I’ve done a quick run through to establish the absence of indoor lakes…

Is it fortunate that I’ll be returning home in just a few days? I’d love my holidays to continue, but the wait might kill me!

Enjoy the lesbian cucumber masturbation gallery from 1by-day!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy teen whore licking cum off of her friend’s dirty panties!

Okay guys, this is a nasty gallery of super-whore Brandi Belle licking cum off of her flat-chested lesbian friend’s panties!! It’s interesting how Brandi redifines slut in most of her movies…
You can see Brandi Belle in Penis Experimentation 2 - in which her and her slutty friends experiment with different penises…
Taking a Milk Bath - and again Brandi Belle and friends fucking some random guy
Watching movies with her friends while getting fucked - by a random guy
A Twist on the Glory Hole - In which Brandi Belle and a friend craft a new take on the glory hole…
And more…

Anyways, leaving Las Vegas

That was a movie, wasn’t it? Haven’t seen it, don’t know what it’s about if it is (other than, um, leaving Las Vegas), but I feel like it’s a movie.

The start of a vacation is always full of such joy and a carefree sense of freedom, knowing that all of your holiday stretches ahead of you. Towards the tail end, though, comes the sense of impending doom, knowing that soon you will leave the magical realm of the happy holidayer and return to your own Reality. I’ve been working very hard to keep this second feeling from casting a gloom over what’s left of my playtime. The good news is that I’m usually successful in this venture. The bad news is that when playtime is really over, I tend to crash a bit on the hard side, and it therefore takes me some time to return to my Reality.

That being said, leaving Las Vegas is not a terrible idea - I now fully understand the allure of gambling, and how easily one could be addicted. I’ve heard the seductive whispers of Lady Fortune, promising me that if I only play a bit longer, she may deem me worthy and reward me with riches beyond any winnings I’ve seen so far. The blinking lights and tinkling chimes are making her sound more and more trustworthy. My common sense tells me to leave any machine that isn’t lucky for me, and to leave any machine that is lucky for me as soon as I’m ahead, but the authority with which my common sense speaks is dwindling by ever increasing degrees. This is probably Not A Very Good Thing.

Now the question is, do I get out with my miniscule slot winnings, or try my luck at a table game?

*EEK* - In the meantime, enjoy the antics of slutty little Brandi Belle in ‘licking cum off dirty teen panties’!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of lesbians stretching their pussies out by fisting!!

Okay, so since i’m in sin city, I’ve decided to post a gallery featuring a sex act that actually IS illegal in some states… Apparently pussy-fisting is deemed super obscene in a lot of states… and illegal…. But fisting isn’t illegal in Canada, and probably not in Vegas - so, if it’s illegal, don’t view this gallery from ALS Scan… If you like to see hot, skinny chicks stretch their pussies, enjoy!!!

Anyways, although I am not really here to shop, I’m finding myself under near constant assault to part with my money in exchange for clothing items, accessories, and knick knacks. I probably should have expected this.

I really should have expected it today - I wandered through M&M World and explored the Coca-Cola store. Impulse spending was kept down to a minimum - I bought a Christmas tree ornament from M&M World, and a fridge magnet and keychain from the Coke store. I had to get the keychain - it had my motto on it! “Enjoy Coke.” Can’t go wrong there.

In all honesty, had there been a handbag I liked at either store, I probably would have bought it. I have a weakness for handbags. I did not see any I liked at the Coke store. I did see some neat ones at M&M World - they were made up of the wrappers from packets of M&Ms, all folded up and woven together. That being said, they wanted way more money than I thought folded up M&M wrappers are worth.

Oh, and yes, I’ve been tinkering on slot machines in various casinos. I’ve been signing up for players’ club cards and getting free money to play with. I got $10 in free money at the Wynn, and managed to win myself $30 with it! I got $15 in free money at the Venetian, but only won $3 with that, so I ended up just fettering it all away in the machine. The MGM Grand isn’t giving me any free money, but I’ve played $5 of my own money and won $27, so I’m still ahead. I think….

Enjoy the xxx gallery of slim bodied, oiled lesbians fisting their pussies!!! I’m going to go down to play with the sluts… I mean…. slots!!!