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Okay, I’m not sure if it’s grammatically correct in english to turn ‘bukkake‘ into a verb. We’ll pretend it is. The tattooed pornstar gangbang gallery above stars Tricia Oaks sucking and fucking at least 8 different black cocks. It’s a new site from the makers of BlacksOnBlondes and Wifewriting – called “BroBang“. All movies on BroBang are of the gangbang/bukkake variety.

Anyways, I am so weak…

I took the plunge.

I treated myself today to a new handbag.

I got a little black Coach Madison Op Art Sateen Top Handle Pouch – essentially, a small single pouch handbag to slip over my shoulder, for those occasions where I need to carry my wallet, keys, and cell phone in something, but my full sized handbag would be an encumbrance or a flat out nuisance. It wasn’t that expensive – but then again, staring at the Coach pages for too long might have skewed my perception of what a reasonable price for a handbag is – and I had 25% off too, which helped spur me towards the tills with the display bag clutched in my hands.

And yes, it does fit my gargantuan wallet – I checked before I bought it. And yes, that means I was doing a bit of a suspicious looking manipulating in the store – pulling the stuffing out of the display bag, pulling my wallet out of my handbag, slipping the wallet into the display bag, then pulling it out again and tucking it back into my handbag. Rather shifty looking. Still, I don’t think any of the clerks noticed – there were two or three other women in the store trying on shoes. Sandal type shoes. In their bare feet. Ick. Mental note – buy all my sandals online from now on. You never know what’s on the bottom of someone else’s foot when they jam it into that shoe that might become yours. Blurk.

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Okay guys, here’s a hot gallery of sweet little Amai Liu in an interracial gangbang ending in a messy bukkake!!! I didn’t know that Amai Liu got this dirty… It’s hard to believe that a girl with a body that small can take so much black dick. Her pussy must be quite stretched out after this set….. The sweet Asian interracial gangbang is from a brand new site called ‘BroBang‘. By the same people who do blacksonblondes, and specializing in bukkake. But it might be a bit too much!!

Speaking of… A diluted dosage…

I’ve been buying some juice from Costco lately – they sell these packets with two 2 L cartons of Oasis Health Break Antioxia juice. I’m not terribly sure where the brand name ends and the juice name begins there. It’s a blend of primarily pomegranate and blackberry juices, with others thrown in to balance things out. It’s good stuff.

But…

Well, I drink it diluted – I’ll put four ice cubes in my glass, then fill to about the halfway point with water, then top off with the juice. I suppose it’s about half and half, really. But I don’t drink this stuff straight.

Why?

Because it’s really strong. I mean, really strong. The carton has a little promotional nutritional blurb on it, and it tells you that 250 mL of this stuff is the equivalent of two servings of fruit according to Canada’s Food Guide. And that 250 mL also packs an impressive quantity of polyphenols – though apparently, not that impressive, because the number isn’t showing up in my head right now. Well. The number is, it’s 400, but I don’t know what unit of measurement is supposed to go with that number, and I’m too lazy to just get up off the couch and go take a peek in the fridge to find out.

So I figure when I’m diluting this stuff, I’m really getting about 125 mL into my glass. So that glass is one serving of fruit, with 200 insert-unit-here of polyphenols. That’s still good, right?

I presume so. It’s not changing in any event – the juice is too powerful to drink straight. Almost a bit bitter at times. The diluting also makes the drink more affordable. Healthy stuff ain’t cheap, it would seem…

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Click the pic for a hot cuckold gallery of Candy Monroe!

Okay guys – here’s another tattoo / cuckold / interracial gallery…. I gotta say, the bottoms she is wearing *really* don’t do her justice. She should be prevented from wearing them….
Anyways – it’s an interesting niche.. I’m sure some of you will enjoy it!!! She’s a little mature looking for my preferences..

Meanwhile, tree reflections….

I sit in the glow of my Christmas tree, which was put up just in time for Christmas. The 22nd, if my memory serves me.

My tree is pre-lit – no fussing with strings of lights for me. Which is good, because this way I can have 1000 multicoloured lights – they don’t twinkle, they’re not particularly fancy in any way, but they are festive and they make me happy, and I don’t have to worry about tangled cords.

There aren’t very many ornaments on my tree. One of my cousins does her tree up almost as if for show – she and her husband have a little chat about what sort of colour scheme they’d like, and then she goes out and buys ribbons and crafty materials and bedecks their tree in the agreed-upon colour scheme. The end result is very pretty. I, on the other hand, prefer a more eclectic tree – I’ve been picking up a couple of ornaments every year I’ve had it, and I had picked up a few before even getting a tree, and I’ve gotten some as gifts.

I remember seeing an ad on TV years ago – I think it was for those Hallmark ornaments – where this young newlywed couple is celebrating their first Christmas together, and they want to add one decoration to their tree for every year, and each ornament is carefully selected from Hallmark’s line of heirloom-worthy ornaments. At the end of the ad, you see the couple sitting in front of this massive tree, with one lonely ornament hung on it, and just before it fades to black, the guy says, “I think we should move it a little more to the left.” To avoid that sort of scenario, I whipped up a bunch of cheapo do-em-yerself decorations with plastic beads and some wire. I like them, they seem to do the trick… The tree doesn’t look *too* lonely!

As I sit in the glow of the tree’s lights, I can’t help but wonder – when am I going to get around to taking it down?

This may end up being an Easter tree….

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Okay guys – I have no idea who this porn babe is… I just know that she’s cute… Kinky… And isn’t afraid of large interracial cocks!!!

Anyways… To motivate oneself….

In what I believe to be a tremendous display of self control and restraint, I am pleased to announce to the world at large that I have not plowed my way through all my brandy beans. The first box was obtained on Tuesday of last week, and as of this moment, I have had eleven individual beans. Granted, that means that I have had on average two per day since they came back into my life, but again, I believe this shows I can have treats around me without gorging myself and feeling rather sick afterwards.

That being said, I’ve noticed that often I’ll allow myself to have one as a bribe an incentive. For instance, today, I stood in my kitchen, looking at the stovetop full of pots and pans that needed to be washed up if I was going to prepare my dinner tonight. I knew I needed to do it – there was no way out that didn’t involve takeout food, which, by the way, I haven’t had since last Monday – how’s that for more self control? I was still at a point in the day, though, where I could procrastinate on it – I could wander off and do something else, then come back to it later, and still end up eating dinner at a reasonable hour – you know, not 10 PM. So I had a choice – scrub up now, or scrub up later?

I started thinking along my usual procrastipath, and then a little voice chimed in. It said, Hey! If you behave and get the kitchen cleaned up right quickfast, you could treat yourself to a brandy bean afterwards!

I thought the little voice seemed sensible, and promptly filled the sinks with water for washing.

I wonder how long this will continue working – or how long before all my self control dissolves completely and I’m hunkered down in a corner, snarling at anyone who tries to take my boxes of brandy beans away.

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy black model having hardcore sex!!

Okay guys, this hot black European model sticks anal beads up her ass, inserts a funky butt plug with a skull and pull ring, and gets penetrated by a large metal dildo with a guard (like on a sword) on it… I guess the guard is to keep your hand from slipping on the lube, and punching her in the crotch? Of course, the black model Jasmine has regular hardcore sex with the white guy as well… It’s from Private….

Anyways, temptation….

In April of this year, I marched myself into a Coach store and purchased myself a treat. A Parker handbag, in shades of pink-toned sand. I’d been coveting it for a few weeks, and so it came to pass that it was to be mine.

I have been using this handbag every single day since, and it hasn’t had a particularly sheltered life. The bag has travelled a fair bit – I took it to Paris, I took it to Las Vegas, I took it to Vancouver. On each plane trip, it was placed on the floor of the plane under the seat in front of me, as per airline instructions. This bag got wet with me when I got caught in the rain in Vancouver. It has held up fairly well to constant usage – in spite of being light-coloured, the fabric doesn’t have any obvious dirty spots, except for one little black spot on a corner, not sure what that’s from. There are no spots where the fabric is visibly wearing out. The leather handles are still in good shape – there are a few discoloured patches, I’m pretty sure this is from contact with sunscreen at some point in the summer, but other than that there are no cracks or hardened bits or other signs of leather distress.

I have never had a twinge of regret over parting with $400 to make this bag mine. When I’m out and about and I see other handbags on display, I give the squishy shoulder straps of mine a little squeeze and think smugly, I still like mine better.

When I purchased the bag, the sales clerk asked me if I’d like to be added to their mailing list, and I agreed, figuring there’d be no harm in it.

My very first mailing came. It’s a little notecard offering me 25% off my total in-store purchase December 4 – 13.

25% is pretty significant. So I took a peek at the website. It’s the first time I’ve seriously looked at handbags since buying this one.

And? I didn’t find any that I thought I might like to have. Mine is still the winner of my handbag heart. Who says I’m fickle?

I did see an interesting wallet though. Although I do still like my current wallet, which I got in May 2007 for $20 USD while on vacation in Florida, this 25% off offer may persuade me to get a new wallet. So very tempting.

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Click the pic for a hot scientific gangbang!!!

Okay guys, I’m not so sure how I’d feel if I was Kyra Banks in the middle of this gangbang.. I think it would kind of freak me out that they’re all wearing masks, and covered head to toe… I’m not sure if I’d be wondering about whether they were worried about catching something from me, or whether I should be worried about catching something from them… Or whether I should be wearing a similar outfit???
Anyways, I know that a stand up DP (stand-up double penetration) is a pretty popular fetish – and it’s probably one of the best pictures of the gangbang gallery, so enjoy!!! It’s from GangbangSquad…

Anyways, An untimely end…..

Last night, I had rice as part of my dinner, which means I cooked up a batch in my faithful, handy, and ever so cute Zojirushi rice cooker. I had just cleaned up a batch of pots and pans earlier in the afternoon, so I left the pan and the rice cooker on the stovetop, waiting for the next round of kitchen cleanup.

Tonight, I was reheating leftover soup from the weekend. I put the soup in a small pot, put it on the stovetop, turned on the burner, and walked away.

A short while later, I started hearing an odd popping sound. When I reheat leftover chili, I sometimes can hear a crackling sound, not sure why, so I figured the soup was making the noise, but I decided to play it safe and go investigate.

As I got closer to the stove, I detected a smell. A melting plastic smell. Oh, no.

When I got to the stove, I saw the problem. I had mentally reversed the burner controls, and had turned on the burner that was under the rice cooker, instead of the one under the soup pot. The soup was still stone cold.

The rice cooker?

Now it looks like this on the bottom, and a metal coil fell out when I picked it up off the burner, after having shut the burner off and turned on the fan to suck out as much of the toxic plastic fumes as possible. It’s totally not salvageable – I don’t even know what the metal coil that fell out is, never mind where I might try to put it back. My poor Zojirushi is going in the trash.

As for the stove? Puddles of melted plastic were where the burner is. After the burner and plastic had all cooled, I started attempting to clean the mess up. Some of the plastic came off fairly easily. Other bits were made of different plastic, and are a bit more tenacious in their grip. I’m going to have to find some implement to really scrape away with. Ugh.

The moral of the story? I mean, beyond keep me out of the kitchen.

Do not leave a lit burner unattended.

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Anyways… who’s a walrus?

Last week, I got a copy of The Beatles Rock Band.

It’s fun, but then again, I like Rock Band. That being said, I sort of knew abstractly that the Beatles were highly influential in the music world, but I didn’t quite realize how many popular songs were theirs. Like Twist & Shout, for example. Or Birthday. Or Octopus Garden. Okay, to be honest, I didn’t know the name of Octopus Garden either, but I’d heard bits and pieces of it – in my mind, it was the I’d like to be, under the sea song.

I’m sure there are others that I just can’t remember right at this moment.

I also now fully understand the wild popularity of the Beatles – many of their early songs were darn catchy. The later songs were too, though they tended a bit more to the weird, drugged-out end of the musical spectrum. Like I am the Walrus. What were they on when they wrote that one? Goo-koo-kachoo?

Ah, Rock Band. You teach me so much, grant so many hours of fun, yet ask so little in return. I strum happily at your electronic altar.

Before anyone out there mocks me for my Rock Band devotion, know this: there are others far more obsessed than I. I know of one individual who not only has all the games, and after market instrument peripherals – you know, those fancy pants professional grade electronic instruments – but he has also fully set up his basement for the full Rock Band experience. As in, he’s got laser light effects, coloured spotlights that move in time to the music, and a fog machine installed.

My fandom has a long way to go!!!

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Click the pic for a hot Asian Humiliation gallery! It’s also interracial with an asian girl fucking a black guy….

Okay guys.. I’m not usually into ‘humiliation porn’…. Nor am I into abusive sex… But this picture? With fake pubic hair drawn on her shaved pussy??? Very interesting!!! I kind of wonder what guy has the job of deciding what to write on her. How does he come up with his sayings, the idea to draw pubic hair on her, etc?

Really, I think it could be incredibly fun to scribble in permanent marker all over someone!! When I was in Junior High, I did let my friends draw on my arms – they’d draw little pictures, and write little messages. Personally, I let them because I enjoy the tactile sensation as they held my arm, and the feeling of the pen running on the sensitive flesh of my forearm!!!
I guess I was kind of kinky even back then!!!

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of drunk women giving male strippers blowjobs!

Okay guys – here’s Dancing Bear again… It’s a similar site to Partyhardcore, but a bit more ’staged’ feel… It’s still pretty hot – especially if you’re into CFNM…. Personally, I love the Partyhardcore material… DrunksexOrgy is pretty good too!

Anyways, you know how Gmail has those one-line ads at the very top of your inbox? A sponsored link they figure you’ll be interested in based loosely on keywords in your email messages? I say loosely because they’re usually pretty strange.

I got a really weird one today, though.

I didn’t think to note the link, because I think it’s one of those scammy type things – a site describing some program that promises great success on some venture with relative ease, all you have to do is send them money and they will tell you the one thing that will make everything work sort of dealie.

It’s the wording of the ad that caught my attention.

It said, Cut risk to 0 and siphon profits legally.

Now, perhaps this reflects a misunderstanding of the word siphon on my part, but to me it’s nearly equivalent to steal. Okay, not when used in a technical context, like when you remove liquid from a container using only a flexible tube. My perception, though, is that in sort of everyday speech it refers to taking something from someone else on the sly. Like siphoning someone’s gas tank – you’re stealing their gas. Or siphoning funds from a bank account – you’re stealing someone else’s money.

I therefore find the phrase siphon X legally to be a bit curious.

I did not click the ad’s link… Especially now that google reveals user information!!!

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Okay guys, I’m *pretty* sure that us females aren’t supposed to be able to shove coke-cans up our pussies… But, apparently, any girl that beds this guy needs to be able to take huge objects in all her holes!! I’m not sure how the porn-teen in the gallery takes both him (in her ass), and a huge sex toy (in her pussy) at the same time… At least, not without massive painkillers…

Anyways, guhhhhhhhhh….

I’m still not better.

This is driving me bonkers.

Today, two sweaters. More Icebreaker merino. Actually, the same sweater as yesterday, with another layered on top. Mentally, this seems like overkill, and there are moments when I feel a bit hot in this getup, but mostly I’m comfortable. Except for a dip in my energy level – I think I’m moving a bit more slowly, and I’m definitely trying to move less.

My nose continues to leak. My throat was sore for a bit when I woke up, but it cleared out pretty quickly. Last night I switched to onesie pyjamas for warmth, since when I get hot I kick off the blanket and don’t always succeed in getting back under it when I get cool again. My sleep was not uninterrupted – woke up twice, once at 2 AM, and again at around 3:30 AM. Really didn’t want to get out of bed this morning, but that might not be indicative of anything – I never want to get up…..

I can’t wait till this is done.

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