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Click the pic for a hot gallery of a latina woman judging penis size!!!

Okay guys, here’s a gallery of Monica Fuentes (a busty Latina pornstar with big, fake breasts), judging penises!!! It doesn’t look like she’s too happy with the smaller penis, but she takes all of them for a ride to make sure! It’s a hot CFNM gallery involving a tape measure, a few penises, and some horny women!! CFNM Secret.

Anyways…. Too short…

Weekends, that is. They’re too short.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful for the two days I can spend avoiding work without feeling guilty about it. I know there are many out there who only get one day without work in a seven day period, and there are still others who get no work-free days, and I am tremendously lucky in that I do not need to fill my off-work hours with a second job in order to make ends meet.

Still, I always hit this point on Saturday night when I realize that the next day is Sunday, which is the last day of my weekend, and a small claw of icy fear grips my tummy. I worry that I have squandered my down time, not made the most of what I have been given, wasted the precious hours I could have transformed into the most fun ever.

Really, though, it’s all about giving myself a rest, a reboot, a refresh, right?

Well. Nothing wrong with wanting a bit of a longer rest, there.

Click here for the penis size judging pictures
Movies of the penis size contest is here

Click the pic for a hot gallery of yet another super young, super sexy hardcore teen!! Lil Emma gets fucked in her ass. XXX

Okay guys, here’s yet another brand new site featuring a barely legal 18 year old getting fucked! In fact, unlike the other young teens I posted – Little Emma gets her ass fingered before she gets her ass fucked! LilEmma is from the same people who did Cute Christina and Lil Maya that i posted yesterday and the day before… I hope you enjoy her!

Anyways, today I happened to be looking at a piggy bank. As I picked it up, it made a swishy rattly sound as loose change jangled around inside. It’s a hefty, sturdy ceramic thing, and I turned it over to see where the stopper was and what kind it was. To my surprise, there was none – the only opening was the slot in the top where coins were to be inserted.

I turned to the piggy bank’s owner, and said in surprised tones, There’s no stopper in the bottom of this guy.

The completely unfazed reply came, Nope.

I tilted the piggy bank in my hands, the coins swirled around inside. So I guess the change that’s in there is stuck forever?

Uhmm, no, it’ll come out.

This earned a quizzical look from me. But there’s no hole with a stopper. How do you get the coins out without smashing it?

You stick a knife in the top.

I thought about that for a moment, and imagined someone taking a butter knife and theatrically plunging it into the coin slot, at which point there would be a sound and then coins would fly out while lights flashed and mystical fog swirled about. This seemed highly improbable. Still, I must have had an odd look on my face, because suddenly there was laughter, and a butter knife was fetched from the kitchen, and the technique was demonstrated for me. Turns out, when you insert the knife blade into the slot, it bumps up against the coins inside, turning them on their sides, so that they can then fall through the slot when the piggy bank is held upside down.

So really, not so magical. Still. Who would have thought a not-at-all-sharp knife would be the key to opening a stopper-less piggy bank?

I think I need more sleep.

The Lil Emma hardcore anal sex and anal fingering pictures are here
Catch Lil Emma masturbating here! (movies)

Click the picture for a hot picture gallery of a teen shaving her pussy!

Okay guys – here’s another new site for you to enjoy! It’s Little Maya – a sexy XXX teen who shaves her pussy, plays with a giant sex toy, and fucks her boyfriend on camera!!! Little Maya is brand new – launched just a few days ago… Hope you like her!

Anyways… Obsession continued….

So.

I got Rock Band. Played my way through it. Even did the Endless Setlist at the end, I did!

Then I got Rock Band 2. I’ve played my way mostly through it – I’m sort of stuck at the end, unable to flub my way through Battery, Ace of Spades ‘08, and Panic Attack, and I haven’t even attempted Painkiller yet. Unfortunately, I need those to open up the final venues in Shanghai. Sigh. Why haven’t I tackled this obstacle with the same perseverance as I did with Flirtin’ with Disaster in Rock Band?

Well. I got The Beatles Rock Band. I’ve finished the story line in that one, meaning I’ve played every song that came on the disc. I’ve even purchased some of the additional songs available in the PlayStation Store, and have developed an appreciation for Beatlemania – granted, I’m forty years late to the party. In what may be Beatle blasphemy, but is par for the course for me, I don’t think I have a favourite.

Having pretty well exhausted the playlist for The Beatles Rock Band, you’d think I’d attack what remains of Rock Band 2 with renewed zeal.

Instead, I got Lego Rock Band.

I haven’t gotten very far in it yet. So far it’s fun, like the others. The graphics are sort of overly cutesy, not in a flowers and puppies sort of way, but in an aimed at five year olds sort of way. I also get the feeling as I’m playing that I’m basically playing a giant Lego commercial – the little trivia bits are more often than not about Lego instead of about the bands providing the music, or gameplay.

Still, I’m enjoying blocking out. Er, I mean, rocking out. More ways to waste time!!

The pics are here
See LilMaya’s hardcore XXX movies here
Little Maya’s masturbation with big toy gallery is here

Click the picture for a gallery of a Redhead babe with a hairy pussy!
It stars Layla Rivera in “Fuzzy Friends”

Okay guys, this gallery isn’t really my type… I don’t mind Redheads – but I’m definitely not a huge hairy pussy kind of girl… And I guess to be fair, it doesn’t look like Layla Rivera is even a natural redhead! The carpet doesn’t match the drapes!!!

Anyways, last night, I decided to give my lazy self a treat and order pizza for dinner.

I called in and placed my order.

The guy tells me it’s going to take longer than usual because they’re extra busy.

I say fine, no problem – it’s not as though I will suffer dire consequences because my dinner is 20 minutes later than I thought it would be – and hang up without really giving the extra busy bit a second thought.

Then, this morning, I hear the reason for the extra busy on the radio in the news.

Yesterday was the Super Bowl. Of course the pizza place was extra busy! Anyone who wasn’t eating chili and watching the game was eating pizza and watching the game.

And you know, I heard the news announcer say which team had won, and I remember him saying it was something of an upset, but darned if I can remember which teams were actually playing, never mind which one won… Shame on me!! I bet most of you are actually upset that I don’t know!!!

*edit* I looked it up and saw that the Saints beat the Colts!!!

Anyways, enjoy the hairy pussy gallery here!
The hairy pussy movie is here

Click the picture for a free Partyhardcore gallery!

Okay guys, it’s pretty much the weekend. It’s time for a weekend party gallery. In other words, drunk women, male strippers, and a whole lot of groping and fondling!!! Most of the drunk chicks sucking off the male strippers are quite attractive in this gallery. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find the Partyhardcore movies to go with the pictures – so I just put a random movie gallery down below…

Anyways… Veggibles….

I am not a vegetarian. I eat meat. I really like meat. Beef is my favourite, followed fairly closely by lamb. Yep, those baby sheep make for pretty tasty vittles.

Yet I’m not really a fan of cooking meat. I’m pretty sure this is a cooking confidence issue, with the big issue being I have none. With meat, one has to be pretty careful, especially if one is cooking up poultry. If you don’t cook it enough, you could end up poisoning everyone you feed. If you cook it too much, you end up with rubbery, tough, inedible chow. It’s like cooking for Baby Bear all the time, with higher stakes, and it makes me nervous. A lot of pressure, there. I worry as I’m preparing the dish, even though I’ve never ever made myself or anyone else sick with undercooked meat, because I tell myself that if I get over-confident and complacent, that’s when the salmonella fiend will strike through cross contamination. And then I get the weird overzealous urge to dip everything in bleach. Don’t worry, I haven’t and won’t ever do that – I don’t even have any bleach in my home.

Vegetables, on the other hand, are more forgiving. The worst consequence of undercooked veggies? Extra crunch. I’ve undercooked carrots before, I’ve undercooked broccoli before. Again, no one got sick. In fact, no one even complained, because there’s nothing wrong with a little crunch in your veggies. In fact, I would much rather have undercooked veggies than overcooked veggies, so I’m probably on the shorter end of the cooking time spectrum. I wonder if that makes for slightly more nutritious veggies?

Hmm. I should make stuffed peppers this weekend. Yum.

Enjoy the male strippers… or I guess I should say, the drunk girls giving blowjobs here!
Some of the Partyhardcore movies are here

Click the picture for a hot gallery of a sexy French Asian teen “Sharon Lee” getting double pentrated!!

Okay guys, I just stumbled upon Sharon Lee recently – and figured you guys would *love* her!! Sharon’s Asian breasts are almost as perfect as Mariko’s. In fact, the two Asian babes share a lot of similarity…. Great boobs, an excellent body, and a nicely shaved Asian pussy! The difference is – Sharon Lee does double penetration, large sex toy penetration, and more! Sharon Lee is seemingly exclusive to Explicite-Art right now – so head on over to see more of her!

Anyways, a life fantastic….

Some days, good blog fodder is just hard to come by. This is because I have a relatively ordinary, run-of-the-mill life. I have a job that provides me with a modest yet sufficient income. I do not hobnob with celebrities, or people with any degree of fame or interesting notoriety. I do not partake in exotic hobbies of an extreme nature. Mostly, I suppose I’m just one of those normal people whose existence keeps things running, but this is achieved through execution of work that is pretty much background noise for the planet.

I’m not saying I don’t like my life – I like being me a whole lot, as it turns out. I’m merely acknowledging that there may be days where things that I think are interesting really aren’t, and I’ll still blog them because I think they’re interesting, but it totally wasn’t blog fodder. If I were willing to photo document evidence of my clumsiness for the webiverse that might liven things up, but I’m a prideful, prideful girl, so there’ll be almost none of that. I have done it before, so never say never.

Today, though, when I think back on the mundane little errands I spent my day on, even I’m not that interested, so I know there’s no hope of trying to spruce it up into something bloggable. The only vaguely interesting thing is that I was presented with yet more evidence that crazy runs deep in my genetic code, and probably I am doomed, but at present I’m unwilling to share the details of what that evidence was.

Instead, imagine an exciting escapade for me. Maybe tomorrow something interesting will happen. Or something will happen that makes me think an interesting thought. Or maybe I’ll have an interesting dream. Now that I think of it, last night’s dream was pretty wacky, but the details are sort of hazy. I know there was a mystical ninja warrior princess who turned out to be a pretty ordinary looking fellow in magical drag, a Turkish assassin, and I had the ability to walk on clouds, until it started to rain, at which point I fell through. How those are all connected into a single, somewhat coherent storyline – well, as coherent as dreams ever are – is beyond me at this point though….

You can find more Sharon Lee – Asian double penetration pictures and the video – here!!

Click the picture for a gallery of a hot Asian Hardcore Gameshow!

Okay guys, here’s another gallery of a sexual Japanese gameshow!!! Now, I previously mentioned that these game shows aren’t common place, but I’m reminded of a Simpsons quote from when they visited a Tokyo Gameshow: “Your shows reward knowledge — we punish ignorance!!”. That’s a very true saying… If people “pick” wrong, they usually have something degrading happen to them…. There are a few ‘adult’ channels that broadcast sexually themed gameshows.

Anyways… Missing out….

Tonight I watched This Is It, the documentary about what was to be Michael Jackson’s big new show.

I really enjoyed it. I like Michael Jackson’s music to begin with, and it was neat to see some of the background stuff that went into preparing such a spectacle of a performance. They had figured out some wildly impressive pyrotechnics, there was to be a ginormous LCD screen for little movie vignette-type leadins for some numbers – like Thriller – a portion of the stage was actually mounted on a cherry picker so that Michael could be raised on a little platform and then swept out over part of the audience, one number was to feature an aerialist – a dancer/gymnast twirling around in a cage-like contraption that dangled from the ceiling – and costumes with lights actually in the fabric and so many rhinestones the costume designers said they felt they needed sunglasses in creating the garment due to the sheer amount of reflected light. Apparently, Michael Jackson really liked his sparklies – in the rehearsal footage he was almost always wearing one garment that just glittered insanely. And the toast boosters! Little platforms that could be lowered under the stage, and had a ‘pop’ speed for lifting, to give the dancers standing on them an extra oomph as they popped onto the stage. Like toast popping out of the toaster.

It’s really too bad that the show never fully became a reality. Not that I would have seen it – London’s a bit far to go for a concert when one’s not exactly a die-hard fan. Still, it really would have been something. I’m glad I watched to documentary. His Vegas act would have been fun!!!

Enjoy the Japanese Adult Sex Gameshow Pictures here
The XXX gameshow movies are here

Click the picture for a gallery of a hot fetish threesome featuring hot babes from Private.com!

Okay guys, time for a bit more ‘private‘ porn…. Private.com is a European company that produces some of the hottest XXX porn videos in the world. The pornstars are usually flawless, the scenery is usually gorgeous, and the sex is usually unbelievably nasty. Private.com is one of my favourite pornsites.

Anyways… Ahem…

I was out and about today in a mall.

Now, it is January, and this is Canada. Which means that it is quite cold out there. With that in mind, I saw two things at the mall today that should never be seen.

First, I saw bare feet in flip flops.

Second, I saw bare legs.

Perhaps most appallingly, the offenders were children. The flip floppers were a couple of girls shopping together, I’d guess they were about 13 or 14. The bare legged one was another young girl, again I’d guess her to be about 14. It actually looked like she wasn’t wearing pants – she was wearing this oversized hoodie thing, and nary a trace of shorts or skirt could be seen.

At first, I thought the flip flop girls might be excitedly sporting brand new flip flops, with their sensible winter appropriate footwear tucked into a bag. This hypothesis was quickly dismissed upon observing that the flip flops were clearly not new, and neither girl was carrying a bag that might have contained socks and shoes.

As for the no-pants girl, well, I just puzzled over it. I can’t imagine what would prompt one to remove one’s pants at the mall. So there must have been some very conscious decision to go bare legged.

The oddest thing was that all three youngsters were accompanied by parental type folks, and in both cases the parent type was dressed in a weather appropriate fashion…

Some parents…

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Click the picture for free pictures of a Cambodian Pornstar having anal sex!

Okay guys, this Cambodian anal gallery comes from another of the ’super sites’…. Buy a subscription to it, get a bunch of other sites included for free… They have fairly unique content. This anal Asian gallery stars Arcadia Davida. I think she’s actually Filipina…

Anyways, it’s the end of another run….

Well…. sort of…

The Christmas tree still stands. Remember, it’s an artificial tree – in theory, I could leave it up all year without worrying. Well, I’d need to worry about looking a few cookies short of a plateful, but there’s probably plenty of evidence around here to make folks a tad nervous about taxing my mental facilities. The tree is but a mere straw in that haystack. Except it is rather big. Maybe it’s a smallish parcel of straw in the haystack, then.

That being said, it’s been more than two weeks since I’ve had the urge to turn on the pretty multicoloured lights, which means really I’m done with it and the most recent holiday season, so in the interest of reclaiming floorspace, it should come down. I think that will be happening this coming weekend.

By the way, that package I was waiting for, that was way beyond the expected delivery date and I was ready to give Canada Post a piece of my mind? It arrived…. Quick as a wink, as soon as it was in my hands, all frustration and anger just melted away into giddiness. Newness! Okay.. maybe there’s a bit of leftover rage.

Enjoy the Cambodian Anal sex xxx porn gallery here!

Click the picture for a hot gallery of a woman getting her breasts fondled by a male stripper!

Okay guys, it’s time for another Partyhardcore gallery! This one features (amongst other male stripper sex acts), a hot babe getting her breasts fondled. It’s from Partyhardcore. Partyhardcore is still one of my favourite porn websites – wild drunk girls, bachelorette parties and completely uninhibited action.

Anyways, I suppose I lead a pretty sedentary life, because the last time I went skiing was over a year ago. Not wanting that time delay to get longer, this morning I woke up bright and early, packed up my ski stuff, and headed out for the slopes.

It was great! Not too crowded since it was a week day, not too cold. Still, it had been a while since I’d slid down a snowy surface on planks strapped to my feet, so I was pretty apprehensive as I slid off the lift for the first run. I wasn’t sure if my legs would remember how to do this – my brain couldn’t seem to find the directions.

As it turns out, muscle memory is a pretty powerful thing. I started out with a few awkward snowplow turns, but then a little switch seemed to go off somewhere, and suddenly my knees were bending in precisely the right way and I was shifting my weight just so, and by the end of that first run I was right back where I left off the last time I went skiing. Notice I don’t claim to be good at it, I’m just saying it felt as comfortable as it did previously. All in all, I enjoyed myself thoroughly, and I didn’t even fall once! We’ll see if I’m sore tomorrow.

And, of course, the million dollar question: will I manage to get back out on the slopes again before 2011?

Enjoy the partyhardcore male stripper gallery here
I couldn’t find the exact video of the teen getting fondled by a male stripper, so I included just some random male stripper blowjob videos here!