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Click the pic for a hot xxx gallery of a sexy, busty, ethnic pornstar Priya Ray getting her sloppy pussy fucked!

Okay - so I was think that with a website like this, it would be dedicated to ultra flexible, contortionist porn… Instead, it’s girls getting fucked at the gym….. I guess it works ^_^ Now about Priya Rai… I’m not sure if this is Indian porn… And I’m sure it’s not Hindu porn - but she could be from areas around!!

Anyways. since it’s summer, I attended a wedding. I was the “& guest” of one of the bride’s cousins… I guess my friend thought she could get me hooked up with one of the groom’s friends….
Anyways, there were lots of people I didn’t know - like the groom’s side of the family and his friends and all of the bride’s friends - and some people I know a little bit, like some of the bride’s family. Still, it was a good time, weddings typically are.

They are stressful too though. It seems like something always goes wrong. Usually it’s something small, minor, and if the crowd generally has a sense of humour, it’s something that everyone laughs about and remembers as a fun thing for all of perpetuity. The bride and groom this past Saturday had a good sense of humour, so there was no freaking out when the groom had not yet returned from his walk with some of his buddies at the time the ceremony was supposed to start. They had an informal Hindu ceremony performed by the groom’s great-aunt before the legal ceremony, and there was much joking around during this bit. When the bride was brought out by her father, she and the groom reached out and touched hands briefly at the altar, and the great-aunt noticed this and pointed this out to the assembled audience with a big grin, saying, “You’re not allowed to touch each other yet.” The bride and groom had a few moments of awkward clumsiness as they started in taking the seven steps of the Hindu ceremony together. After the seven steps, they returned to the altar, and we all heard the groom ask his great-aunt, “Are we married yet?”

Unfortunately, something more upsetting went wrong on Saturday. Apparently, the caterers misjudged the size of the kitchens at the venue, and realized too late that they needed more space in order to prepare the required amount of food, and went back to their own facility to do so. This means that the hors d’oeuvres (samosas and tandoori chicken) were about half an hour late. But that wasn’t the worst of it. The dinner itself - an Indian buffet - was nearly two hours late. We were supposed to eat at 7 PM. I believe the food arrived at 8:45 PM.

Now, I’m a pretty easy going person - I didn’t get upset by the lateness of the food. That being said, I strongly suspect that others did - I saw the bride and groom’s bosses pacing about antsily, looking a bit tense, and the bride’s grandfather was pretty cranky looking. Of course, he’s used to having his dinner at 5 PM, and going to bed at about 9:30 PM, so this delay was really throwing off his rhythm. To his credit, he didn’t yell at anyone, or make a scene, or even get unfriendly. But he did not look impressed.

On the plus side, the wedding cake was good. I was lucky, and got a slice of a chocolate layer - apparently, there was a vanilla layer too that wasn’t as nice. I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the icing was actually really good - sometimes you get weird gross icing on bakery cakes, but this one was great, all sweet and buttery. Later, I was surprised to discover that my cake was all gone, but some icing remained on my plate. I ate a little bit of it by itself, but left a good sized chunk. I guess I’m my father’s daughter after all - there is such a thing as too much icing.

Our party favours were little carved wooden elephants. Everybody got one. They’re cute, but I think I would have preferred a little chocolate.

Anyways - enjoy the Priya Rai getting fucked exotic gallery!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy black babe fucking a sexy black dude!

Okay, so the black guy may not be too sexy… In fact, he’s kind of dorky, and the only thing he really has going for him is his huge cock! But she’s definitely a hot, ebony babe!!! And this black female hardcore is a nice change from the usual blonde teens I post!!!!
I’ve posted this girl before in this ‘half-asian, half-black‘, and apparently she’s not half-asian (as per the comments ^_^)…
Eitherway, it’s from monsters of cock..

Anyways, in the past few days I’ve managed to break my blog significantly 3 or 4 times.

I’ve corrupted the database, I’ve broken the theme, I’ve screwed up some plugins…. It hasn’t been good! In an attempt to avoid real work, I decided to start upgrading the blog. I upgraded to the new wordpress - *boom*…

I’m upgraded the theme…. BLUE??? WHY IS IT BLUE??? And then I managed to lose my columns, and defaults…

Then came a new plugin to replace an old antispam one - et voila, it does not work with my version of PHP, and brought the whole blog down….

I think I’ll leave it alone now….

Enjoy the black babe fucking a large black dick!

Click the pic for a hot, hardcore gallery of Ruby Ryder!!

okay guys - this XXX gallery of Ruby Ryder comes from a site that I have posted for quite a while… Pig Tails and Round Asses!
The same guys also do:
My Favourite Cream Pies
All Exclusive Pass
and more!!

Anyways, I need to get a grip

On time, that is.

Somehow, an entire day has escaped me yet again. I had no appointments today, so I’m really not sure how it all happened. I was thinking that since I was basically home all day, I’d be able to get lots done. This is what actually happened:

I woke up.

I knit for half an hour.

I had my shower, clipped my fingernails and toenails, and got ready for the day.

I assembled a load of laundry, and handed it over to the washer.

I read a few emails, and sent a few emails.

I loaded last night’s dishes into the dishwasher.

I created an expense list for other members of my traveling party from my vacation, and sorted out who owes who what.

I transferred the clothes from the washer to the dryer.

I went to the bank.

I went to Home Outfitters and bought some plastic clothes and coat hangers.

I came home and put the hangers in their respective closets.

I went to the grocery store.

I came home and put the groceries away.

I started the dishwasher.

This brings us to 3 PM. 3 PM?!

I ate some leftover pizza for lunch.

I removed the clothes from the dryer and put them away.

So much for clawing my way out of the work backlog today.

Even though tomorrow is Saturday, I’ll have to try to be productive….

Enjoy the Ruby Ryder hardcore XXX gallery!

Click the pic for a hot gallery from sleepcreep!

Okay guys - this is a gallery from sleepcreep to go along with the story from IFuckAmy and Amy… The gallery features a sexy latina girl (Veronique Vega, getting fucked as she sleep!
Amy (from the story) is Chinese, and likes big, black cock… I’ve posted Amy’s Asian woman fucks black cock pictures before here…

If you enjoy the story, leave a comment for them!

Grow Inside Amy
Saturday night Amy and I went to bed early and fucked all night, as we usually do on weekends. We dozed off a few times in between loveing. To last all night I held off cumming by pulling out before I got too excited. By five in the morning, I sensed that Amy was quite satisfied, she allowed me to cum from behind. We stayed in that relative position, lying on our sides and slept. I was still inside Amy. I woke just before six and in my decommissioned state, to my surprise, I was still inside Amy and kept a quarter erection, though the penetration was shallow. I must have been pretty comfy inside Amy while asleep. Did not want to wake Amy so I did not pump her even though I had the tremendous urge. Instead, I flexed my muscles - Kegel style. My manhood started to grow and while growing, I penetrated Amy deeper until it reached full erection. By then Amy turned around and gave me a sly and sexy smile. Amy was feeling it all along.

click below to read the whole story… or click here for GirlsAreSexy if you aren’t too literate!
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Click the pic for a hot gallery of Claudia Ferrari getting double penetrated!!!

Okay, so enough with the deaths… Time for some more porn! This DP XXX gallery comes from the same guys who do 1by-day and features the milf pornstar Claudia Ferrari!!!!! In other blog news, I’m also experimenting with a new comment form that allows for more control.. should be good!

Anyways, is it nature or nurture?

Think there’s such a thing as a packrat gene?

My paternal grandmother is a packrat extraordinaire. Everything gets saved for future usage, no matter how useless the item might seem to the casual observer. Empty cracker boxes? Wonderful little storage bins. Old phone books? Fantastic place to stash some emergency cash. Admittedly, my grandmother is a bit of an extreme case - before leaving her home for an assisted care living facility, she had complete sets of dinnerware and flatware and a wardrobe’s worth of clothing, all unused, brand new in their packaging, because she didn’t see a need to replace the old stuff yet, but didn’t want to give up the new stuff, so she stashed it.

My father, while lamenting my grandmother’s, erm, skills, also shows signs of having some serious packrat skills. My mother has to do a fair bit of talking to convince him to throw things away, be they clothes, utensils, whatever.

And me? I think I may have some packrat tendencies too. After years of ensuring that I always have contact lens solution and extra lenses on hand, now that I no longer require either, I still can’t bring myself to throw away what I have. Even if my eyes regress and I end up needing corrective lenses again, it won’t be the same prescription as what I had before I got my eyes fixed. Plus, with the reshaping of the cornea, chances are excellent that I wouldn’t be able to wear the same contacts that I wore before. So, really, my stash of spare lenses is really, really useless.

And yet, I’m not discarding them… unlike the cases!!!

Anyways, enjoy this 1by-day gallery, and don’t forget about GirlsAreSexy if you’re just after porn!

Click the pic for a free xxx gallery of a redhead sucking dick

First off - it looks like my spam catcher went nuts yesterday - everyone was ’spam’… Hopefully it’s fixed now!!!

But okay guys, time for an XXX gallery of a freckled redhead getting her calzone stuffed with sausage!!! This is another gallery from Big Sausage Pizza - a site that’s ‘gag’ is guys stuffing their cocks through a hole in a pizza, and letting some (usually more mature) slut have her way with it…. The redhead gobbling knob in today’s gallery reminds me of some of the casino trash I saw wandering on my trip….
The same guys do Money Talks, Hardcore Partying, In The VIP and more…

Anyways, it’s time for a change of pace….

After all the blinking lights, enticing chimes, and super oxygenated air I’ve been enjoying lately, a change will do me good, right?

I most of today relaxing on a lake on Vancouver Island. No insane desert heat, no ever-present air conditioning, no strangers approaching me offering me free show tickets, free hotel stays, and free buffet dinners, if only I agree to spend two to three hours listening to their time share presentations - until they learn I’m not a homeowner, at which point they’re no longer interested in me.

Instead, I enjoyed warm sunshine, splashing about in mostly shallow water - wearing my PFD, of course - and drying out on the rocks afterwards, knitting and listening to the quiet as dragonflies buzzed about.

Yes, the change was nice, and yes, it was probably good for me to get out of Las Vegas - but I’m already looking forward to my next trip back. I’ll see O. I’ll see the new Criss Angel Cirque du Soleil show. I’ll see Zumanity. If I get my act together and do a little research during the planning stages, I could even time my trip so that I get to see some good stand up comedy acts. It was good, but next time will be better… I’m still not looking forward to my flight back to Montreal and the ‘real world’!!!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy teen whore licking cum off of her friend’s dirty panties!

Okay guys, this is a nasty gallery of super-whore Brandi Belle licking cum off of her flat-chested lesbian friend’s panties!! It’s interesting how Brandi redifines slut in most of her movies…
You can see Brandi Belle in Penis Experimentation 2 - in which her and her slutty friends experiment with different penises…
Taking a Milk Bath - and again Brandi Belle and friends fucking some random guy
Watching movies with her friends while getting fucked - by a random guy
A Twist on the Glory Hole - In which Brandi Belle and a friend craft a new take on the glory hole…
And more…

Anyways, leaving Las Vegas

That was a movie, wasn’t it? Haven’t seen it, don’t know what it’s about if it is (other than, um, leaving Las Vegas), but I feel like it’s a movie.

The start of a vacation is always full of such joy and a carefree sense of freedom, knowing that all of your holiday stretches ahead of you. Towards the tail end, though, comes the sense of impending doom, knowing that soon you will leave the magical realm of the happy holidayer and return to your own Reality. I’ve been working very hard to keep this second feeling from casting a gloom over what’s left of my playtime. The good news is that I’m usually successful in this venture. The bad news is that when playtime is really over, I tend to crash a bit on the hard side, and it therefore takes me some time to return to my Reality.

That being said, leaving Las Vegas is not a terrible idea - I now fully understand the allure of gambling, and how easily one could be addicted. I’ve heard the seductive whispers of Lady Fortune, promising me that if I only play a bit longer, she may deem me worthy and reward me with riches beyond any winnings I’ve seen so far. The blinking lights and tinkling chimes are making her sound more and more trustworthy. My common sense tells me to leave any machine that isn’t lucky for me, and to leave any machine that is lucky for me as soon as I’m ahead, but the authority with which my common sense speaks is dwindling by ever increasing degrees. This is probably Not A Very Good Thing.

Now the question is, do I get out with my miniscule slot winnings, or try my luck at a table game?

*EEK* - In the meantime, enjoy the antics of slutty little Brandi Belle in ‘licking cum off dirty teen panties’!

Click the pic for a hot, hardcore gangbang gallery of a dirty asian slut!!

Okay guys, I hope you enjoy this sexy asian gangbang gallery of a dirty asian slut fucking 3 or 4 different guys! Each guy has a large cock that stretches all of Tia Ling’s holes out!! Click the picture above to see Tia Ling take a big black cock in her pussy, and big white cock in her ass, and another cock in her mouth! Triple penetration! Tia Ling is a nasty asian pornstar…

Anyways, you need to know when to fold ‘em

Today, I learned how to play poker. Well, to be perfectly honest, I had a vague notion of how the game worked, but I must stress the vague bit - it amounted to people being dealt cards, then putting chips worth money into a pot, and whoever has the best hand gets the money in the pot. Like I said - vague and sketchy.

I suppose I could be more specific - today I learned how to play Texas Hold’em. I know that in other varieties of poker, players are each dealt five cards, and can exchange however many they want to try to get a better hand with which to win. In Texas Hold’em, each player is only dealt two cards, and then five cards are placed face up on the table, and players make the best hand possible out of the communal table cards and their own cards.

Now before anyone out there panics with mental images of me wandering naively into a Vegas poker room and plunking down my money on the table and asking the wannabe professional sharks to teach me how to play - basically, inviting them to just take my money - I learned among friends, with no real money involved. We took an at-home poker game set purchased from a Casino giftshop, divided the chips up evenly among ourselves, and played until someone went bust. So no one made any easy money off of my innocence.

I learned some important things - other than what the big blind and little blind are, that is. I learned that I should never participate in non-friendly poker games. I don’t know if I’m a good bluffer or not - though I strongly suspect that I’m a terrible bluffer. A joyous wiggle is probably a pretty big tell, and I’m pretty sure a dejected slump is equally big on the tell-o-meter. But James Bond said that being good at poker is all about being able to read the other players, and not about the hand you’re dealt by chance. I have a feeling that I wouldn’t be great at reading other people - that whole avoiding eye contact thing is a bit of a hindrance. But as I was playing tonight, I realized that I’m only willing to play the hand that I’ve got - that is, I’ll gamble, but my mindset is always such that I’m gambling on my chances of getting a good hand, and not the chances that whatever hand I can get is better than what the other players have. Tonight, I didn’t even really try to bluff anyone into folding out of a hand - as soon as I realized I could never win with the cards on the table and the cards in my hand, I folded.

So don’t watch for me in those big time televised poker tournaments - you won’t see me there.

That being said, I had fun playing tonight. I won a couple of hands - because I had good hands. Once I had a flush, ace high. Once I had a full house. And as soon as I was ahead of where I started in our chip counts, I wanted to grab all my chips and cash out!!!

Enjoy the Tia Ling gangbang gallery!

Click the pic for a hot goth gangbang gallery!

Okay guys, it’s Friday again… Doesn’t it seem like the Friday’s are flying by??? In honour of this one, and because of the lame shaving pussy gallery I posted yesterday, it’s time to post something a little harder - a goth teen getting gangbanged!!! This goth gangbang gallery is from a new site - aptly named, gothgangbang.. I believe you get access to 15on1 and group teen casting with a membership there…
Eitherway, goth teens getting gangbanged is hot!

Anyways, changing gears…..

For the past few days, I’ve been living quite the lifestyle - luxuriating in fancy hotel beds, sleeping late, tootling around casinos and fancy shops, returning to my hotel room finding it all spic and span, tidied up to the nines - complete with perfectly made beds! Then I get all gussied up and head out for some amazing live show.

Yes, I’ve been living the high life.

So I’m becoming concerned about how I’m going to handle it when it comes to be time to return to my regular life. Waking up before noon? Boo. Making my own bed and having to clean up after myself again? Lame. No more fantastic evening shows? How boring.

I’m also wondering what hyper oxygenation withdrawal is like. I’m pretty sure they’re pumping extra oxygen into the casino air - as soon as I get down there, I perk up almost instantly. And no, I don’t think it’s the flashing lights and tinkling chimes of the slot machines. My eyes go a little wonky as I step off the elevator, actually. I suspect there will be a period of adjustment once I return to a place where the atmosphere is, well, normal.

I’m also starting to suspect that there may also be appetite suppressants pumped into the air somehow - I’m barely eating anything and I don’t feel like I’m starving - which makes me worry that I might leave the strip to head home and suddenly NEED to stop at some all-I-can-eat everything buffet and just clean out all their warming trays.

So as much fun as this vacation is, there’s a chance that I may emerge from it a mere shell of the person I am now, struggling to breathe in the Earth’s naturally occurring relatively oxygen poor atmosphere as I sluggishly scarf down any food item I lay eyes on.

Maybe it would be better if I just stayed. I wonder if I could work out some sort of residence deal with the hotel????

Anyways, enjoy the gothic gangbang gallery above!!

Click the pic for a free gallery of a sexy young amateur brunette teen getting fucked on camera by a strange guy!!

Okay guys, not going to say too much about this gallery, since honestly, I have much better stuff to be doing right now! ^_^ This is just a basic amateur teen porn gallery from France… A French teen gets banged by her bf/some guy… Yes, this brunette French teen IS very cute, and very amateur looking - but instead of porn, I’ll give you three guesses!!

Can you guess what city I’m in right now? I’ll give you some hints.

1) I flew here.
2) There are lots of neato bright lights.
3) It’s hot. Like, now I know how a roasted chicken feels hot. That being said, I’m enjoying it.
4) I’ve seen my first burlesque show!
5) I’ve seen Phantom of the Opera!
6) I’ve seen Wayne Brady perform live!
7) I’ve been accosted by aggressive timeshare sales folks. Shoo, you human nuisances, shoo!

And finally? I’ll be here for a week, and it’s not enough. I must return again in the future.

Ahhh, you must’ve figured it out by now.

Viva Las Vegas!!!!!

I’ll post again tomorrow, but possibly not the night after that… Internet is my hotel is VERY expensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy seeing a cute French teenager get fucked at this Young Libertines gallery!