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Anyways… The epic battle…

No, not between good and evil. I’m talking about the war waged between clean and lazy.

Individuals who genuinely enjoy cleaning are pretty few and far between. For I think the vast majority of the population, cleaning is what happens when the cleanliness-liking part of your mind hits its tolerance on acceptable dirt levels. If the dirt is within tolerance, the lazy part of your mind kicks in, and you do something else instead, probably something you actually enjoy.

Probably there is no scale of filth that people scatter onto, really it’s just a question of how loud your clean voice is compared to how loud your lazy voice is. My mother’s clean voice is really, really loud, so she runs her vacuum all throughout the house every other day. Some folks have really loud lazy voices, so they will tolerate decomposing food in their bedrooms.

As a child, I think I had a louder clean voice, or a quieter lazy voice, or maybe someone else’s view of the how the world should be was just imposed on me and my malleable mind. My mum tells a story of how she relented to let me play at the neighbourhood playground one day. I was a not-really-verbal-yet toddler. She had previously resisted, fearing I’d get all dirty and yucky in the sand. This one day, she took me over there, and set me down in the sandy pit, and I promptly got sand on my hands. Recognizing this foreign grit as dirt, she says I scuttled over to her, holding out my hands so that they could be cleaned off. She produced a tissue and wiped them down for me. She says I then took that tissue, and started chasing off after the other kids who were playing there, wanting them to have clean hands too.

Since then, my lazy voice has gotten a whole bunch louder – for example, I do not run my vacuum cleaner every other day.

I have this feeling that staying in a hotel is a nice way to satisfy both the clean and lazy voices. Your room is spic and span, without you having to lift a finger.

Too bad it costs so much, or I’d do it more often. Sometimes, on various TV shows there will be a character who is living in a hotel room, and honestly, that doesn’t seem so bad to me…..

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Anyways…. Keep moving forward…

That’s the cheesy moral of the story for Meet the Robinsons. Yes, I’ve seen this movie – in fact, I own a copy on Blu-ray. This should not surprise you. If it does, you haven’t been paying attention.

Anyway, the point of it is that one shouldn’t dwell on the past, because it’s exactly that – it cannot be undone, changed, or reversed. Things that are undesirable can sometimes be fixed, but you still don’t end up with a scenario in which it’s as if the event never happened in the first place, because it will have taken effort and time and resources to ‘undo’ the event. And for those things that can’t be undone, no matter how you try? Well, there’s no point fixating on them. Just figure out where to go from here. Keep moving forward.

I had been hoping to finish off a massive, dragging-on-longer-than-it-should project by tomorrow. As it turns out, I needed the collaboration of other people on this more than I was expecting, so the thing is not done, and no amount of my effort would have gotten it done by my deadline, since my plan never factored in time for those other people to get their input in. Whoops.

Anyway. I’m disappointed, but I will not cease to exist as of 4:30 PM tomorrow, so I have to figure out what comes next. I have to keep moving forward.

That’s not to say that my plan at this point involves ice cream tomorrow. Laura Secord’s French & Frosted Mint should help me keep moving forward.

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Anyways, some years ago, I was using Origins Liquid Crystal as a face cleanser, and I was so very happy with it. Then, they discontinued it, and replaced it with another oil cleanser that they called Clean Energy. I tried it, but I found it dried my face out a bit, so I set out in search of something new.

Apparently, when I start out looking for something new, trying to find something that is similar to a product I already know that I like is not a strategy I use. Or maybe it was a flawed memory thing – instead of looking for another oil cleanser, because I had liked Liquid Crystal so much, I went looking for something else, because I had disliked Clean Energy. I have tried several different things in that time period – foaming cleansers, gel cleansers, creamy cleansers, and I thought I’d found something I liked.

Then, when packing for a short trip, I found in my collection a sample of some Shu Uemura cleansing oil, and decided to take that to try it out.

After a few days, I now remember distinctly how much I liked Liquid Crystal – though I’m a bit fuzzy on what was so bad about Clean Energy.

I think, when I get home, I’ll be making a trip to Sephora to see about tracking down a cleansing oil product. And maybe this time, if I don’t like the first one I try, I’ll manage to remember that there are some that I do like, and I should just try another one.

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Anyways, I just re-watched the pilot episode of Kitchen Confidential tonight, to kick off a stint of rewatching the whole series, which I own on DVD.

For those of you imagining me disappearing into slothly existence where I fail to keep up something resembling a standard of personal hygiene in favour of staring at the TV for hours on end, fear not – there was only one season, with a grand total of thirteen episodes.

At this point, you may be thinking, Hold the phone, there. Thirteen episodes? Aren’t there usually twenty-four episodes in a season? Is this some kooky British show? No, it is not – it is an American show. There are so few episodes because the show got axed very early on in its life – in fact, only four of them ever saw airtime on network television. The other nine only live on the DVDs.

I’ve watched the whole series before. I enjoyed it – hence why I’m doing it again. It’s something of a bittersweet experience for me, though, because as I’m watching and being entertained, I’m also feeling deep frustration, and maybe even a little resentment. Why? Because the show is so fun, and funny, and light-hearted – and it got canned. And yet other drivelly miserable excuses for television live on and on and on. (Hello Jersey Shore??)

Well. At least I’ve got my complete set on DVD.

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Ever since I moved out of my parents’ place, I’ve been a laptop person. Now, while the integrated touch pad is a useful pointing device when one is in transit, which happens not infrequently in my life, when I’m parked at home I like to have a real mouse. For one thing, if I have some fiddly bit of work to do, attempting to use the touch pad will leave me in a froth of frustration, and my work takes way longer to get through. For another, many of the point-and-click timewaster games I enjoy simply don’t work well on the touch pad – it takes too long to navigate the cursor to your next click.

So I have a wireless mouse. I’ve had it since, oh, 2005? It’s been around these parts, working faithfully, for quite some time. It runs off AA batteries, so whenever those die out, all I have to do is pop in some new ones and we’re good to go again.

Except, for the past week, things seem different. When I click, it doesn’t seem to always register. There have been a couple of incidents where I clicked, and for some reason two clicks registered – both times I was just playing a little timewaster game, so nothing critical happened in the grand scheme of things. Still my mouse’s performance has been somewhat spotty.

I’m wondering if it’s time for me to replace this mouse… I do like new stuff….
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Anyways… Carb-tastic…

I had a fabulously carbolicious dinner tonight.

I made some super easy but oh-so-tasty tomato sauce. This is the recipe, only I used a white onion instead of a yellow one. I also used a tin of diced tomatoes, not the fancy San Marzano ones she advises you to hunt down. They might make the sauce mindblowingly amazing, but I can get the ones I used in bulk at Costco, which makes me happy, and I really like the results anyway, so as long as I don’t try it with the specialty ones, I’m none the wiser. Ignorance is bliss, right? I also go kind of loosey goosey with the measuring of the butter – Canadian butter does not come packaged in 5 tbsp sticks, so I lop off a bit more than what I think is a quarter cup (50 mL) off the 2 cup brick.

I cooked up some whole wheat spaghetti.

Topped the pasta with the sauce. Added a slice of grocery store-made garlic bread. Ta da! Dinner.

I think what I like about this tomato sauce recipe – other than I think it’s delicious, that is – is the fact that there are only three ingredients to make it, and they are all things I tend to have on hand no matter what. I buy the tomatoes in bulk. I try very hard to always have butter. I try very hard to always have onions. It’s pretty rare for me to be out of any of these. Which means that, as long as I have some pasta on hand as well, I will always have a meal.

Even if the meal is lacking in meat and green vegetables. But hey, it’s got tomatoes and onions! Those count for something, right?

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Anyways… The sting of defeat…

A while back – in early to mid July – I bought some raffle tickets. The grand prize was a fully furnished new house. Who am I to deny myself the chance to win a house?

Now, I know the odds on these sorts of things are rather slim. I mean, you’ve got how many thousands of people buying multiple tickets? And there’s only one house to be given away? There’s just no way I would be lucky enough to win such an extravagant prize. That being said, it was one of those charity raffles, so at the time I told myself that, well, at the very least, I was donating money to a worthy cause.

Now, as I mentioned, even though I knew the odds were so very against me? The moment I dropped my little entry stubs in the box, I pictured myself winning the fantabulous prizes. Even though I hate moving with the burning heat of a thousand suns, I still pictured myself preparing my simple little meals in that gourmet kitchen, I fantasized about the massive ensuite bathroom, I imagined reclining on the comfy couch by the massive windows. I mentally inserted myself into that prize house, and got all cozy in there.

It’s now been just over a month, and I have yet to be contacted as the grand prize winner. I think that now it is safe to say that I did not win the house.

I happened upon my ticket stubs on the countertop today, realized that I needed to kiss all those lofty visions of myself goodbye, and unceremoniously threw them away.

And then consoled myself for my loss – because with all the daydreaming, it now truly felt like a loss, silly as that is – with a couple of my coveted Jelly Belly jelly beans.

You know, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down and all…

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Anyways…. I’m deadlining – again – and I think the pressure may be starting to get to me a wee bit.

I haven’t broken out in hives yet, but I do have some rashy patches on my upper arms – very weird spot for rashes – and I think I’m developing rashy patches on my temples.

The prospect of having to make what are really trivial decisions just about does me in. If it had been left up to me to decide what dinner would be tonight, I might have just gone hungry.

I should probably go grocery shopping tomorrow. Really, I should have gone today, but, well, it didn’t happen. It will happen tomorrow though – I need more Coke. I swear that stuff makes my brain work better.

At least I haven’t hit that point where I start dreaming about horrible things happening at work related to my deadlining. And I didn’t have a bad dream last night either! It was weird, but that’s pretty par for the course for me.

Oh, and even though I don’t have an iPhone 4 yet, and probably won’t for a while since they are all sold out, I still went ahead and ordered a protective skin for it when I eventually do get my hands on one. I went to ZAGG and put together one of their custom skins. I’ve got one of their plain transparent ones on my current iPhone, and it’s held up quite well to two years of use – there’s a spot on one side where the adhesive has failed, and there are a couple of smaller pieces that I’ve peeled off because the adhesive was failing, but the main bits are still well stuck on.

Anyhoo, I made a custom skin. What did I do?

I stuck a Pikachu on it. I will have a PikaPhone.

This strikes me as a fantastic idea right now. What worries me is that the reason I think this is so great is because I’m sort of wigging out over work. My concern is that once I am past this work hurdle, the notion of a PikaPhone will make me want to hide from society. Well, hide from public encounters, at any rate.

I’ll still be able to talk and text from my PikaPhone. Unlimited evenings and weekends, y’know?

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Anyways… The circle of life…

A while back, I was talking with a colleague at work, and she mentioned that she was having some trouble with her laptop computer. She’d taken it to have someone knowledgeable on the inner workings of these things take a look, and the verdict was that a part needed to be replaced. Trouble was, the part was rather expensive, and the tech had advised against replacing the part, and told her that she should just buy herself a new laptop – it wouldn’t cost a huge amount more, and she’d get a machine that was a couple years newer and thus a couple years better.

She was upset about this. Not that she had some sort of deep personal attachment to the thing – she actually didn’t care for it much at all. She was more upset about what she called our disposable society. She felt it was wasteful to toss a computer when its life with her had been so short. Thinking she was worried about the machine sitting in a landfill forever, I pointed out that she could take it somewhere to be recycled, or somewhere where they would figure out a way to fix it up and make it useful, though probably not super nice, for someone who needed it but really wouldn’t otherwise be able to afford it. She said, yeah, she knew about those sorts of programs, and that was what she was going to do, but she still didn’t feel right about it. It really bothered her that when something goes wrong with a laptop, often the most cost effective solution is to replace it.

I’m not bothered by this, but then again I have what is likely an unhealthy appreciation for new things. The way I see it, if technology is able to change quickly enough that I notice a difference in performance between a new laptop today and a laptop that was new two years ago, so much the better if the upgrade is affordable. I use my computer every single day – might as well be happy with it!

Or maybe she’d just see me as part of the problem.

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Anyways, the power of the mind…

Mostly, my dreams are pretty whacked out in an entertaining sort of way.

Every once in a long while, though, I have a bad one. I suppose it’s a karmic balancing sort of thing – since I have them so very infrequently, when I do get them, they’re really bad. As in, I get so upset inside my dream that my brain gets confused, sufficiently confused that I wake up in tears, and it actually takes me a good minute or two to figure out that the thing that’s upsetting me so exists entirely in my head, and not in the world in which I live.

On the one hand, this speaks to the remarkable power of the mind – when the mind is so certain, it seems impossible for something to be untrue.

Then again, this could also be interpreted as evidence that our minds are not that smart – we can’t always tell fact from fiction.

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