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Anyways…. The Piglet complex….
I have never ever been horseback riding.

In the not-too-distant past, horses were a major means of transportation. Young girls dream of horses – I’m not sure why this is, but pretty well every girl has had some soft-focus vision of herself trotting daintily through a flower-filled meadow atop either a pony or a horse. Maybe there are flowers woven into the horse’s mane, or adorning the bridle and reins. Or maybe it’s some phallic power thing… ‘beast between the legs’…

I admit, I’m no stranger to these sorts of daydreams, and I rather think I’d like to try horseback riding, just once. I feel I might rather enjoy it, being up so high, able to travel much greater distances than I could on foot with significantly more ease.

Probably, though, if I were to get that close to a horse in real life, I’d be out of my mind with fear.

Because horses are rather large animals.

And standing next to a fully-grown horse, I would feel rather small. And rather unsafe.

I mean, what if that horse decides I look like a rather tasty snack?
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Anyways… Odd hours….

For as long as I can remember, I’ve been a night owl. I’d stay up super late, sometimes doing homework, other times just tinkering on something, or reading a book, and then I’d sleep in – provided, of course, that I didn’t need to get up early for school the next day. Having to get up for school didn’t encourage me to go to bed before midnight, but it would keep me from staying up past 3 or 4 AM.

I used to be able to get by on much less sleep. Now, it messes me up. Not in the sense that I’m grouchy and tired all day, though. It messes with my sleep patterns.

Falling asleep is almost never the issue. It’s sleeping through the night. I’ve been waking up partway through the night on an annoyingly regular basis for a while now. I’ve blinked into consciousness at all sorts of strange hours, when I’ve attempted to go to bed at a reasonable hour so I’m not trying to function on three or four hours’ sleep. It is incredibly frustrating to be awake before you want to be awake, and then be unable to get back to sleep.

What’s worse, I’ve begun to suspect that an erratic sleep pattern may be the cause. My bedtime is subject to some variability, based on my whims and what my scheduled obligations will tolerate. Meaning one day, I might have to wake up at 6:30 AM to get to work by 8 AM, and the next day I’ll allow myself to sleep in till noon. I think I’ve been erratic enough that my body has become thoroughly confused about when it should be sleepy, and when it should be awake.

I remember, a while back, a friend of mine was jetlagged from some major travel – she found herself staying up until the wee hours of the morning and then wanting to sleep until mid afternoon. I remember her saying she needed to shock her system back into an appropriate cycle by staying up until the next appropriate sleep cycle should start. So she’d get up at her usual mid to late afternoon time, then just stay awake until her desired bedtime of the following day. I honestly don’t remember if she actually did it. But I’m sitting here thinking the idea might have some merit.

Or maybe I just don’t want to go to bed yet….

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Anyways, I found a convenient solution…

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Yesterday, I made some tarte au sucre tarts. They bubbled over on me, so the resulting tarts are sort of ugly, but they’re tasty nonetheless. I make them pretty infrequently, and I know one time I managed to get half the batch to not bubble over. Darned if I can remember how that was achieved, though. For those out there who are saying Don’t fill the tart shells so full!, know that every time I make these I always end up with exactly 30 tarts, so it’s really not clear how I got that one half batch of non-overflowing tarts, with the other half not massively overflowing, using the same quantity of stuff.

Anyway, to make tarte au sucre, I need brown sugar. I keep brown sugar around, but since I use it so infrequently, it always goes rock hard. No matter how carefully I reseal the bag after removing some, no matter if I go through the effort of placing it in an airtight, vacuum-sealed container – I still end up with a solid block, because I use it so infrequently. Now, I know that an apple slice in the container overnight will loosen up your solidified brown sugar. Problem: I don’t ever buy apples. I like apples, but I never think to buy them just for eating – especially when berries are on sale, I’d much rather have a bowl of fresh berries with some yogurt and granola on top. So it seems like a whole lot of bother to go buy a single apple, just to have a slice to put in with my brown sugar.

I also know that there are clay discs a person can buy, soak in water, then toss in with the brown sugar to achieve the same goal. Again, because I use brown sugar so infrequently, I never think to duck into a cooking supplies store when I’m out and about and buy one of these discs.

So on Saturday, as I was pondering the notion of making tarte au sucre on Sunday, I remembered my brick of brown sugar, and pulled it out of the pantry. It was a somewhat pliable brick, but still far too firm to allow for easy measuring. I did a quick search on the web, and found the following pointer:

Place a slice of fresh bread in an airtight container with brown sugar overnight to soften.

Bread? Really? Well, I almost always have fresh bread on hand! So I pulled a slice out of the loaf, carefully separated a chunk of brown sugar off of my slightly flexible brick, and placed them both in a bowl, which I then covered in plastic wrap, and left it overnight.

Sunday morning? The bread felt a bit crispy, and the brown sugar was completely restored to its crumbly self. I understand how it worked, but I was still amazed at just how well it worked – there were absolutely no dry crunchy bits in the bowl! Better yet, there weren’t any wet gloppy bits either.

I’ll have to remember this one – for, like, ever.

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Anyways…. Braaaaaains….

A while back, several months ago now, I think, I happened to be browsing through the App Store on my iPhone and noticed a game called Zombie Farm, and it was available for free. I no longer remember if it was a limited time free download offer – though I suspect it was. In any event, since I am oddly partial to these farmy type games, I went ahead and downloaded it onto the phone.

And then proceeded to completely forget about it.

Last week, I happened to be waiting and browsing through my phone’s collection, and saw the little icon, and decided to give it a whirl.

It charmed me right from the moment gameplay began.

The premise: you are a surprisingly normal-looking farmer responsible for an empty plot of land, and you make use of your talents to grow zombies. It’s never made clear what sort of seeds one must plant to grow zombies, but there are several different types that can be sown. You start with just basic zombies, and unlock more types as your character gains sufficient experience. You also need to grow vegetables, as these crops will earn you money, which is then used to grow more zombies. Money can also be used to grow more vegetable crops – after all, everything costs money – and buying trees and other decorations to raise the life force level on your farm. If your life force runs too low, you run the risk of harvesting lifeless zombies, which I assume are useless – I haven’t actually had the misfortune of getting one yet. As you advance in the game and unlock stuff, you can also unlock and then purchase mutations – plant a zombie next to a specific type of vegetable, and you may harvest a mutated zombie that has absorbed some property from the adjacent vegetable. So far I’ve gotten zombies with turnip arms, and zombies with tomato heads.

The goal: I think you’re supposed to take over the world with your zombies. Once you’ve grown a minimum of eight (maximum of 16), you can send your zombies to invade a neighbouring farm. Additional farms are unlocked with experience – I can only invade poor Old McDonnell’s farm over and over again. The invasion itself is a sort of mini-game, as you have to direct your zombies to attack – they get distracted by rather non-zombie-like thoughts of sunshine, cupcakes, music, and rainbows. Successful invasions earn you money, and you may also be awarded a brain. Brains can be used to buy stuff for your farm. I’ve earned two brains so far, and have yet to spend either of them. Zombies also feed at invasions – you don’t really need to worry about them getting hungry, since they won’t die, since they’re zombies, but if they happen to be hungry when you go to invade, they’ll be a bit more enthusiastic about attacking.

My favourite part of the game? If you tap on a zombie, he says Brain in a clipped little chipmunky voice! Different types of zombies have different voices too. The girl zombie sounds younger and higher, the garden gnome zombie also has a higher pitched voice, though still male-sounding, the headless zombie says nothing. I grew some big bruiser-type zombies – I think they were called Bumpkin Zombies? These guys say Brain in a drawn out, ominous growl-whisper that I don’t like so much. I don’t think I’ll be growing anymore of those guys.

I never really thought I’d ever say, I need to harvest my zombies! And yet, I’ve been saying it a lot the past couple of weeks.

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Anyways… So much for that plan…

It occurred to me that I haven’t poked around for news on the release of the super exciting Microsoft Courier device that I’ve been looking forward to.

A quick Google search, however, reveals some now-old news that is not uplifting: the device has been shelved, with no plans for production at this time.

Well, bah, says I. So much for adding that new toy to my collection.

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I saw Iron Man 2 today.

It was fun. It was lighthearted with goofy banter and eye-dazzling action. It was a comic book come to life. I thoroughly enjoyed the experience. I had heard that some were disappointed with this sequel, but I was not. It was good times.

I was surprised, though to see the cameo appearance by DJ AM. He popped up on the screen, and I thought to myself, Whoa, isn’t he dead?

So I IMDb stalked him. Sure enough, I was right – he suffered an accidental drug overdose in 2009, after having completed filming his scene in the movie, of course. I learned some other things too – like the fact that he was one of two survivors in a small plane crash. And that he had gastric bypass surgery when he was 30, and consequently lost 115 pounds.

And that he was part of the crew that brought us the song Butterfly.

And now I have that song stuck in my head.

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Anyways… Image management…

Sometimes, I take myself on little tours of IMDb. It usually starts with me wanting to look something up about some show or movie I saw. I’ll plunk the name in the search bar, pull up the desired result, and consult the cast listing – because the usual question that sends me to IMDb is either Who played the character of ___? or What else have I seen that actor in? Once I locate the information I’m looking for, something else piques my interest – this is where I’ll click on the Mini Bio or Trivia link, or I’ll notice the name of another show or movie whose cast I’d like to peek at. It’s sort of a Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon sort of game I play, except that I never end up on the page for Kevin Bacon, oddly enough.

I wonder, though – who decides which image is going to be the main one for a given actor? Is it the actor? His or her agent? A team of people at IMDb? Users voting from a fixed set? An image selected by an anonymous user, that can be changed by any other user at any given point in time?

The reason I ask is because some of the main images are pretty bad. Some appear to be rather out of date, others are wildly unflattering. For some individuals, there’s an image gallery with snippets that appear near the top of the page, yet there is no main image.

If the actors or their agents are responsible for selecting that main image, then I would tactfully suggest that some individuals should seek professional assistance in image management. Of course, in the case of the wildly unflattering shots, if they were willing to be photographed in that state, then probably they need all the help they can get anyway…

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I like brown rice.

I mean, I really like it. I made stir fry tonight, and there was no hesitation when it came to deciding whether to make white or brown rice. Actually, I don’t think I even considered the possibility of making white rice. Brown all the way. I don’t know what I’m going to do with what’s left of my white rice.

Brown rice is more flavourful. Brown rice has a more engaging texture – by which I mean it’s firmer, but not tough or chewy. Brown rice actually makes a contribution to the taste of your dish, unlike white rice, which is there to add substance, but nothing more. Don’t get me wrong – I don’t find white rice bland. I just find its flavour to be too subtle to survive the addition of others. Brown rice lends a complementing flavour, while white rice just tries to stay out of the way.

As an added bonus, brown rice has more nutritional value to boot.

As I was putting the bag of rice away after having measured out what I needed, I happened to glimpse some of the promotional fodder that was printed on the back of the bag, touting the nutritional benefits of brown rice over white. Which is when I spied the words, Many seniors are now choosing brown rice instead of white…

I stopped reading at that point, because it was time to put the bag away, and I had a feeling that the blurb was going to tell me the reasons for seniors making this choice in their rice, and I didn’t really want the fine details of that reasoning, because I suspect it has something to do with fibre content.

I have some concerns about that company’s marketing department. I’m really not sure the best way to sell a product to people from a wide demographic range is to tout the product as something of a Seniors’ Choice.

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Anyways….. A fine, deep fried line…

As someone who enjoys deep fried foods, I am not surprisingly someone who enjoys tempura.

I do not, however, subscribe to the belief that the act of deep frying makes anything and everything better. If the food item is breaded before frying, then care must be taken to ensure that the proportion of batter to food remains in the acceptable zone.

Tonight, I had some assorted tempura with my dinner. There were a couple of shrimp, a floret of broccoli, a slice of sweet potato, a slice of zucchini, and a ring of onion.

The zucchini and sweet potato were quite good.

The shrimp was tasty, but had been battered by a heavy hand – there was a bit too much breading for my taste.

The broccoli was edible, but the thing about broccoli florets is that the floret hides lots of spaces where, if permitted, batter can seep in and become trapped. I suspect it would be better to lightly roll the floret at the surface of the batter, rather than performing a dunk. In any event, mine was dunked, which means there was lots of breading, and in some of those breaded spaces, the batter wasn’t even fully cooked, so instead of crispy fried goodness, there was pastiness.

I didn’t eat the onion ring, because, well, it’s an onion ring.

I am glad that I didn’t leave myself the broccoli for last, though. That would have been a disappointing way to finish off the dish.

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I watched Up tonight. I liked it a lot the first time I saw it, and I’m pleased to say that I still like it a lot. Which is really good, since I own a copy of it.

One of the trailers, though, made me shake my head. It’s an upcoming Disney movie, but I think it’s going straight to DVD/Bluray – no theatrical release. For which I am thankful.

Because it’s a live action movie featuring talking animals.

Now, I don’t really have a problem with talking animals in movies. I don’t even have a problem with talking animals in live action movies. What I disapprove of is talking animals in live action movies whose lips are made to move through the magic of CGI so that they truly are ‘talking’.

I realize that talking animals are firmly in the realm of fantasy. For some reason, though, the bizarre moving mouths just pushes it all over the top, and I no longer want to have anything to do with the movie. It could have the best storyline ever, but if you’re using a computer to manipulate those muzzles, I will not be watching, thanks.

It’s a good thing I enjoyed Up so much. It took away most of the grouchiness instilled by that awful trailer. Apparently not all of it, though.

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