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Okay, I’m not sure if it’s grammatically correct in english to turn ‘bukkake‘ into a verb. We’ll pretend it is. The tattooed pornstar gangbang gallery above stars Tricia Oaks sucking and fucking at least 8 different black cocks. It’s a new site from the makers of BlacksOnBlondes and Wifewriting – called “BroBang“. All movies on BroBang are of the gangbang/bukkake variety.

Anyways, I am so weak…

I took the plunge.

I treated myself today to a new handbag.

I got a little black Coach Madison Op Art Sateen Top Handle Pouch – essentially, a small single pouch handbag to slip over my shoulder, for those occasions where I need to carry my wallet, keys, and cell phone in something, but my full sized handbag would be an encumbrance or a flat out nuisance. It wasn’t that expensive – but then again, staring at the Coach pages for too long might have skewed my perception of what a reasonable price for a handbag is – and I had 25% off too, which helped spur me towards the tills with the display bag clutched in my hands.

And yes, it does fit my gargantuan wallet – I checked before I bought it. And yes, that means I was doing a bit of a suspicious looking manipulating in the store – pulling the stuffing out of the display bag, pulling my wallet out of my handbag, slipping the wallet into the display bag, then pulling it out again and tucking it back into my handbag. Rather shifty looking. Still, I don’t think any of the clerks noticed – there were two or three other women in the store trying on shoes. Sandal type shoes. In their bare feet. Ick. Mental note – buy all my sandals online from now on. You never know what’s on the bottom of someone else’s foot when they jam it into that shoe that might become yours. Blurk.

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Okay guys, here’s a hot gallery of sweet little Amai Liu in an interracial gangbang ending in a messy bukkake!!! I didn’t know that Amai Liu got this dirty… It’s hard to believe that a girl with a body that small can take so much black dick. Her pussy must be quite stretched out after this set….. The sweet Asian interracial gangbang is from a brand new site called ‘BroBang‘. By the same people who do blacksonblondes, and specializing in bukkake. But it might be a bit too much!!

Speaking of… A diluted dosage…

I’ve been buying some juice from Costco lately – they sell these packets with two 2 L cartons of Oasis Health Break Antioxia juice. I’m not terribly sure where the brand name ends and the juice name begins there. It’s a blend of primarily pomegranate and blackberry juices, with others thrown in to balance things out. It’s good stuff.

But…

Well, I drink it diluted – I’ll put four ice cubes in my glass, then fill to about the halfway point with water, then top off with the juice. I suppose it’s about half and half, really. But I don’t drink this stuff straight.

Why?

Because it’s really strong. I mean, really strong. The carton has a little promotional nutritional blurb on it, and it tells you that 250 mL of this stuff is the equivalent of two servings of fruit according to Canada’s Food Guide. And that 250 mL also packs an impressive quantity of polyphenols – though apparently, not that impressive, because the number isn’t showing up in my head right now. Well. The number is, it’s 400, but I don’t know what unit of measurement is supposed to go with that number, and I’m too lazy to just get up off the couch and go take a peek in the fridge to find out.

So I figure when I’m diluting this stuff, I’m really getting about 125 mL into my glass. So that glass is one serving of fruit, with 200 insert-unit-here of polyphenols. That’s still good, right?

I presume so. It’s not changing in any event – the juice is too powerful to drink straight. Almost a bit bitter at times. The diluting also makes the drink more affordable. Healthy stuff ain’t cheap, it would seem…

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Okay guys, here’s a dorm room sex picture and movie gallery featuring hot ebony teens getting drunk, and posing nude in their dorm! It’s not often you see a gallery depicting drunk black teens – so I hope you enjoy today’s daredorm update! The same guys do moneytalks, and I believe it’s part of the same “pay one price” network!!!

Anyways, so much for good intentions….

Last year, I did a bit of a frantic scramble when the RRSP contribution deadline rolled around. Meaning, I left making my contribution until the very very last day possible, counting on being able to do it smoothly and quickly online. Then, I logged into my online banking system, and realized that because I had made a change to my account during the year, I would have to phone in and speak to a representative. On the last day where RRSP contributions for the 2008 tax year could be made.

Well. It got done. I sat on hold for a very, very long time, and you might remember my frustration upon realizing that my cordless phone’s battery had died – the hold music had been cutting in and out, and I put the line on speaker phone so I could do other things while I waited, and thus didn’t notice when the line just went completely dead. In any event, eventually it was all done, and I breathed a sigh of relief, followed by a solemn promise to myself – I would not go through this again. For the 2009 tax year, I would sort out my contributions early, and get them done early.

How’s that working out, you might ask?

Well.

Today is February 25.

I have yet to make my 2009 year’s contributions.

Everything’s all set up now – I should be able to do it all online, quickly and painlessly, right???

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The black dorm room sex movie is here

Click the picture to see porn hotty Victoria Valentino strip a guy with 2 of her friends!!

Okay guys, continuing in my favourite niche, here’s another CFNM gallery! I definitely prefer Partyhardcore.. Drunk CFNM is better than paid pornstar CFNM – but it’s still a hot gallery!! And yes, they do more than just strip him…

Anyways, apparently I’m a readaholic…

I’ve had my Nook for precisely three full days.

Saturday afternoon, I read a complete novel. A shortish novel, but a novel nonetheless. It was hardly riveting, and yet I could not put it down. Just kept flipping those epages, one after the other, until there were no more.

Saturday night, I started another book, just before going to sleep. I started Twenties Girl, by Sophie Kinsella. Yes, I like Sophie Kinsella – the storylines at points are almost too girly for my tastes, but I really enjoy the narrative style, and she throws in enough funny stuff that I can tolerate the bits of sappy mushiness, as they’re pretty short-lived and well spaced, and even when a character is being an absolute idiot, I don’t get so frustrated that I simply can’t stand to read another word. I read more of it on Sunday, not in one big session like I had the day before with Finger Lickin’ Fifteen, but I spent a fair amount of time on it, probably. I got roughly halfway through, but then again, it appears to be roughly double the length of the book I read Saturday, so I suppose really I was keeping the same pace.

Today I had to return my thoughts to work, which means no fiction reading, though I’ll likely sneak some in before drifting off to dreamland. It’s funny – I didn’t touch any fiction reading for so long, and then I get a wee taste of it and I’m suddenly hooked, craving the next fix.

I have this impression, though, that when I read Sophie Kinsella, some Briticisms sneak into my writing. It doesn’t happen with other authors – or is it subtle enough that I simply don’t notice? Can anyone reading this tell that I’ve been reading a lot of British writing in the past twenty-four hours? Did the writing get subtly more American in the twenty-four hours previous to that? (Janet Evanovich is American.) I find I really notice it after reading Sophie Kinsella. Suddenly things are brilliant. I must admit, I’m thankful that I don’t start tossing fab around – that one seems a bit much.

Of course, maybe it’s just all in my head, and I always just write like me.

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Okay guys, here’s a gallery of Monica Fuentes (a busty Latina pornstar with big, fake breasts), judging penises!!! It doesn’t look like she’s too happy with the smaller penis, but she takes all of them for a ride to make sure! It’s a hot CFNM gallery involving a tape measure, a few penises, and some horny women!! CFNM Secret.

Anyways…. Too short…

Weekends, that is. They’re too short.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful for the two days I can spend avoiding work without feeling guilty about it. I know there are many out there who only get one day without work in a seven day period, and there are still others who get no work-free days, and I am tremendously lucky in that I do not need to fill my off-work hours with a second job in order to make ends meet.

Still, I always hit this point on Saturday night when I realize that the next day is Sunday, which is the last day of my weekend, and a small claw of icy fear grips my tummy. I worry that I have squandered my down time, not made the most of what I have been given, wasted the precious hours I could have transformed into the most fun ever.

Really, though, it’s all about giving myself a rest, a reboot, a refresh, right?

Well. Nothing wrong with wanting a bit of a longer rest, there.

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Okay guys, it’s pretty much the weekend. It’s time for a weekend party gallery. In other words, drunk women, male strippers, and a whole lot of groping and fondling!!! Most of the drunk chicks sucking off the male strippers are quite attractive in this gallery. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find the Partyhardcore movies to go with the pictures – so I just put a random movie gallery down below…

Anyways… Veggibles….

I am not a vegetarian. I eat meat. I really like meat. Beef is my favourite, followed fairly closely by lamb. Yep, those baby sheep make for pretty tasty vittles.

Yet I’m not really a fan of cooking meat. I’m pretty sure this is a cooking confidence issue, with the big issue being I have none. With meat, one has to be pretty careful, especially if one is cooking up poultry. If you don’t cook it enough, you could end up poisoning everyone you feed. If you cook it too much, you end up with rubbery, tough, inedible chow. It’s like cooking for Baby Bear all the time, with higher stakes, and it makes me nervous. A lot of pressure, there. I worry as I’m preparing the dish, even though I’ve never ever made myself or anyone else sick with undercooked meat, because I tell myself that if I get over-confident and complacent, that’s when the salmonella fiend will strike through cross contamination. And then I get the weird overzealous urge to dip everything in bleach. Don’t worry, I haven’t and won’t ever do that – I don’t even have any bleach in my home.

Vegetables, on the other hand, are more forgiving. The worst consequence of undercooked veggies? Extra crunch. I’ve undercooked carrots before, I’ve undercooked broccoli before. Again, no one got sick. In fact, no one even complained, because there’s nothing wrong with a little crunch in your veggies. In fact, I would much rather have undercooked veggies than overcooked veggies, so I’m probably on the shorter end of the cooking time spectrum. I wonder if that makes for slightly more nutritious veggies?

Hmm. I should make stuffed peppers this weekend. Yum.

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Some of the Partyhardcore movies are here

Click the picture for a hot gallery of a sexy French Asian teen “Sharon Lee” getting double pentrated!!

Okay guys, I just stumbled upon Sharon Lee recently – and figured you guys would *love* her!! Sharon’s Asian breasts are almost as perfect as Mariko’s. In fact, the two Asian babes share a lot of similarity…. Great boobs, an excellent body, and a nicely shaved Asian pussy! The difference is – Sharon Lee does double penetration, large sex toy penetration, and more! Sharon Lee is seemingly exclusive to Explicite-Art right now – so head on over to see more of her!

Anyways, a life fantastic….

Some days, good blog fodder is just hard to come by. This is because I have a relatively ordinary, run-of-the-mill life. I have a job that provides me with a modest yet sufficient income. I do not hobnob with celebrities, or people with any degree of fame or interesting notoriety. I do not partake in exotic hobbies of an extreme nature. Mostly, I suppose I’m just one of those normal people whose existence keeps things running, but this is achieved through execution of work that is pretty much background noise for the planet.

I’m not saying I don’t like my life – I like being me a whole lot, as it turns out. I’m merely acknowledging that there may be days where things that I think are interesting really aren’t, and I’ll still blog them because I think they’re interesting, but it totally wasn’t blog fodder. If I were willing to photo document evidence of my clumsiness for the webiverse that might liven things up, but I’m a prideful, prideful girl, so there’ll be almost none of that. I have done it before, so never say never.

Today, though, when I think back on the mundane little errands I spent my day on, even I’m not that interested, so I know there’s no hope of trying to spruce it up into something bloggable. The only vaguely interesting thing is that I was presented with yet more evidence that crazy runs deep in my genetic code, and probably I am doomed, but at present I’m unwilling to share the details of what that evidence was.

Instead, imagine an exciting escapade for me. Maybe tomorrow something interesting will happen. Or something will happen that makes me think an interesting thought. Or maybe I’ll have an interesting dream. Now that I think of it, last night’s dream was pretty wacky, but the details are sort of hazy. I know there was a mystical ninja warrior princess who turned out to be a pretty ordinary looking fellow in magical drag, a Turkish assassin, and I had the ability to walk on clouds, until it started to rain, at which point I fell through. How those are all connected into a single, somewhat coherent storyline – well, as coherent as dreams ever are – is beyond me at this point though….

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Click the picture for a gallery of a hot Asian Hardcore Gameshow!

Okay guys, here’s another gallery of a sexual Japanese gameshow!!! Now, I previously mentioned that these game shows aren’t common place, but I’m reminded of a Simpsons quote from when they visited a Tokyo Gameshow: “Your shows reward knowledge — we punish ignorance!!”. That’s a very true saying… If people “pick” wrong, they usually have something degrading happen to them…. There are a few ‘adult’ channels that broadcast sexually themed gameshows.

Anyways… Missing out….

Tonight I watched This Is It, the documentary about what was to be Michael Jackson’s big new show.

I really enjoyed it. I like Michael Jackson’s music to begin with, and it was neat to see some of the background stuff that went into preparing such a spectacle of a performance. They had figured out some wildly impressive pyrotechnics, there was to be a ginormous LCD screen for little movie vignette-type leadins for some numbers – like Thriller – a portion of the stage was actually mounted on a cherry picker so that Michael could be raised on a little platform and then swept out over part of the audience, one number was to feature an aerialist – a dancer/gymnast twirling around in a cage-like contraption that dangled from the ceiling – and costumes with lights actually in the fabric and so many rhinestones the costume designers said they felt they needed sunglasses in creating the garment due to the sheer amount of reflected light. Apparently, Michael Jackson really liked his sparklies – in the rehearsal footage he was almost always wearing one garment that just glittered insanely. And the toast boosters! Little platforms that could be lowered under the stage, and had a ‘pop’ speed for lifting, to give the dancers standing on them an extra oomph as they popped onto the stage. Like toast popping out of the toaster.

It’s really too bad that the show never fully became a reality. Not that I would have seen it – London’s a bit far to go for a concert when one’s not exactly a die-hard fan. Still, it really would have been something. I’m glad I watched to documentary. His Vegas act would have been fun!!!

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The XXX gameshow movies are here

Click the picture for a gallery of a hot fetish threesome featuring hot babes from Private.com!

Okay guys, time for a bit more ‘private’ porn…. Private.com is a European company that produces some of the hottest XXX porn videos in the world. The pornstars are usually flawless, the scenery is usually gorgeous, and the sex is usually unbelievably nasty. Private.com is one of my favourite pornsites.

Anyways… Ahem…

I was out and about today in a mall.

Now, it is January, and this is Canada. Which means that it is quite cold out there. With that in mind, I saw two things at the mall today that should never be seen.

First, I saw bare feet in flip flops.

Second, I saw bare legs.

Perhaps most appallingly, the offenders were children. The flip floppers were a couple of girls shopping together, I’d guess they were about 13 or 14. The bare legged one was another young girl, again I’d guess her to be about 14. It actually looked like she wasn’t wearing pants – she was wearing this oversized hoodie thing, and nary a trace of shorts or skirt could be seen.

At first, I thought the flip flop girls might be excitedly sporting brand new flip flops, with their sensible winter appropriate footwear tucked into a bag. This hypothesis was quickly dismissed upon observing that the flip flops were clearly not new, and neither girl was carrying a bag that might have contained socks and shoes.

As for the no-pants girl, well, I just puzzled over it. I can’t imagine what would prompt one to remove one’s pants at the mall. So there must have been some very conscious decision to go bare legged.

The oddest thing was that all three youngsters were accompanied by parental type folks, and in both cases the parent type was dressed in a weather appropriate fashion…

Some parents…

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Okay guys, it’s time for another Partyhardcore gallery! This one features (amongst other male stripper sex acts), a hot babe getting her breasts fondled. It’s from Partyhardcore. Partyhardcore is still one of my favourite porn websites – wild drunk girls, bachelorette parties and completely uninhibited action.

Anyways, I suppose I lead a pretty sedentary life, because the last time I went skiing was over a year ago. Not wanting that time delay to get longer, this morning I woke up bright and early, packed up my ski stuff, and headed out for the slopes.

It was great! Not too crowded since it was a week day, not too cold. Still, it had been a while since I’d slid down a snowy surface on planks strapped to my feet, so I was pretty apprehensive as I slid off the lift for the first run. I wasn’t sure if my legs would remember how to do this – my brain couldn’t seem to find the directions.

As it turns out, muscle memory is a pretty powerful thing. I started out with a few awkward snowplow turns, but then a little switch seemed to go off somewhere, and suddenly my knees were bending in precisely the right way and I was shifting my weight just so, and by the end of that first run I was right back where I left off the last time I went skiing. Notice I don’t claim to be good at it, I’m just saying it felt as comfortable as it did previously. All in all, I enjoyed myself thoroughly, and I didn’t even fall once! We’ll see if I’m sore tomorrow.

And, of course, the million dollar question: will I manage to get back out on the slopes again before 2011?

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