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I decided today that I should probably clear out some of the old Victoria’s Secret catalogues I have kicking around. They come in the mail, and they come tucked into the package when I order stuff, and I hang on to them for a bit so that I might leaf through them to see if there’s anything I want. Not sure why I do this – I won’t buy anything unless it’s on a good sale or on clearance, and lately the only time I go browsing through those bins online is during the Semi-Annual Sale.

Today, though, I decided that pulling them out of the, to be honest, pile of crap that is on top of my kitchen table might be a baby step in the direction of sorting through and getting rid of the pile of crap. So I did a quick purge.

As it turns out, I found twelve catalogues in my kitchen. That’s right. Twelve. The kicker? I have a feeling there are more, not in the kitchen.

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Trying new recipes is fun. Once upon a time, I thought it would be a good idea for me to make a real effort to sift through my cookbooks – somehow I’ve accumulated a fair number – on a regular basis to find new things to try making to add to my cooking repertoire. The idea being I’d progress beyond my current standing as a moderately competent cook.

I hadn’t done it in a while. I’ve tried two in the past few days though – Friday I tried a new pasta sauce that was basically pureed roasted red peppers cooked with lots of garlic and some onion and basil, then tossed with tortellini. I cheated and bought pre-made Olivieri tortellini from Costco. The end result was quite tasty, though.

Tonight I tried another new pasta dish. It wasn’t very saucy, but it still managed to be quite flavourful – mix together some soy sauce, plum sauce, and sesame oil, set aside, then stir fry some green beans and red pepper, then cook some shrimp with some garlic, ginger, black pepper and green onion. Add back the veggies, then douse in sauce, then toss in some cooked pasta – I used angel hair pasta – and sprinkle with sesame seeds. Again, quite tasty.

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Normally, I take vitamin supplements to try and make up for whatever deficiencies pop up in my typical day’s caloric intake. While I don’t think I have terrible eating habits, I do not suffer from delusions that my diet is balanced, healthy, and nutritionally sufficient. Let’s face it – I don’t eat breakfast, and lunch can be hit or miss with me. Already I’m on the negative side of balanced eating. Throw in the fact that I’m quite fond of fast food, and suddenly it makes sense that some people – those who don’t see the bigger picture of my meal planning – might wonder how it is that I haven’t yet come down with a nasty case of scurvy.

The trouble with the vitamin supplements, is I take them at dinnertime, and if for any reason I’m not home when I’m having dinner, I end up not taking them. If I’m not home for a somewhat extended period of time – say, I’m away on a little vacation – then I lose the habit of taking them with dinner, and don’t resume the practice when I try to renormalize my daily schedule.

I realize that it’s been a while since I’ve had a vitamin.

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Anyways, this is a ‘quick’ update…

Well, update for my iPhone, that is.

The iPhone 3.0 Software Update came out – actually, I’m not terribly sure when it was really released, but it entered my sphere of awareness this morning. I figured, this is a pretty significant update, so I should do it.

So, even though I had just charged up my phone overnight, I unplugged it from the wall this morning and plugged it into the laptop. I figured it would take about five minutes to download and install the update – I love fast Internet access – and make for a quick feeling of accomplishment. No more random thoughts of, Gosh, I should update my phone.

Phone is plugged in, recognized by computer, iTunes launches.

Oh, wait. There’s an iTunes update. Well, maybe I can skip that.

Phone syncs up. Lovely. I press the Update button to update the OS software.

Alert. Apparently, I’m not allowed to do this until I’ve updated iTunes as well. Fine.

Hang about, waiting while the iTunes update downloads – not so long – and installs – a bit longer.

Oh. Now the computer wants to be rebooted. Terrific.

Alert. Updates for Windows have been found and will be downloaded and installed on this reboot. Okay, whatever, just get it done!

Sit around during the longest reboot ever. Load up iTunes again, wait for it to detect the phone.

Alert. New iPhone software is available. Do I want to download and install it?

YES.

What I figured would take about five minutes ended up actually requiring twenty minutes of my life.

And after all that, what do I think of the new software?

I haven’t had a chance to really play with it yet. I did a quick test of the new Voice Memo app, and I noticed that they took the SMS text out of the text bubble on the button for the texting app. But that’s about as far as I got with it….

Sometimes I dislike apple…

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Anyways, it’s one of life’s mysteries

I am always amazed at just how well a mixture can be mixed simply by stirring.

I’m not sure why. People have been stirring to mix things together probably since the dawn of time. That wouldn’t be the case if it didn’t work. Generally speaking, techniques that are observed not to achieve the desired effect are abandoned in favour of techniques that do, or at least come closer to getting what you’re after. No one tries something, finds that what they’re doing just doesn’t get the job done, and then tries the exact same thing again and again. Okay, maybe some people do. But generally, less effective methods get left behind as more effective methods are discovered.

Any time a recipe directs me to stir some ingredients together, I get a bit nervous. Really? Stirring? Is that really going to provide adequate mixing? Am I really going to get a consistent mixture, or am I going to end up with weird layers or swirls of stuff? Then, I will obediently stir a bit, and look at that. They weren’t lying. It really is well mixed. And I didn’t have to sit here stirring for a solid 30 minutes or anything. What do you know.

I suppose it probably says something less than flattering about me that even though this scenario plays itself out many many times, the end is always a surprise for me. Let’s not think about that too carefully…..

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Recently, I bought a 2 L tub of Breyer’s ice cream in mint chocolate chip.

I’m a big fan of the combination of mint and chocolate flavours in an ice cream. My absolute favourite ice cream flavour of all time was Laura Secord’s French and Frosted Mint – it was exceptional because there was a ribbon of fudge running through it, for extra chocolatey goodness, yet the ice cream itself was somehow a nice consistent mix of mint and chocolate. I find most mint chocolate chip ice creams are really mint ice cream with chocolate chips or chunks in them, so you don’t really get the two flavours mixed together until you chew down on those chocolate bits. If you happen to get a bit where there are no chocolate chunks, it’s just mint.

I still buy mint chocolate chip ice cream from the grocery store from time to time though.

This Breyer’s stuff though. I don’t know. On the box it says no artificial flavours or colours. That’s supposed to be a good thing. And I know that not everything mint-flavoured in life is green in colour, so clearly the green of other mint chocolate chip ice creams comes from artificial colouring.

Yet I was surprised when I opened the tub to see white ice cream, and not green.

The kicker? To my mind, it didn’t taste as good. In spite of being super duper deluxe premium ice cream….

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Apparently, my ideas about appropriate behaviour in public are going a bit off the usual path.

Today, as I was checking out with my purchases at the grocery store, I recognized the song being played over the store’s speakers. It was Move Along, by the All-American Rejects – I am familiar with this song thanks to Rock Band. Actually, I like the song – it’s fun to play. And yes, he’s telling us to ‘Move along’, and not ‘Mow the lawn’.

At any rate, I recognized it playing at the store. Next thing I knew, I was mini-dancing along – nothing huge, but I was doing that head-nod thing in time to the beat, and I believe I may have been doing little knee bends to get a full-body bounce along with the beat. I did not break out into a singalong – but that may be due in part to the fact that I don’t actually know much of the lyrics. Just ‘Move along’.

I realized as I was collecting my groceries after having paid for them that this behaviour might not be viewed as falling in the normal range. A small wave of shame kicked in, and I left the store without looking around to see if other customers or employees were watching me bemusedly or giving me funny looks, or calling for the men in white coats to come take me away to my very own padded cell.

Okay, I suppose that means that I haven’t totally lost perspective on what one can and cannot do in public without drawing undue attention to oneself. I just need to keep a closer eye on that Yay, music time! switch in my brain when I’m not inside my own home.

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Day Eight: Saturday. My last real day in Paris. Sigh. Vacation time is so strange – for the first couple of days, I feel as though my time stretches ahead of me endlessly, and I am pleased with how much time is left and everything seems to proceed at a nice, leisurely pace. Next thing I know, I’m giving serious thought to the prospect of packing up again to return home to my normal life, and am wondering how the days managed to zip by like that.

So the plan for the day is Versailles – the home of the Sun King, Louis XIV. This required venturing beyond the metro-serviced area – really, beyond Paris itself. I had to take an RER train to get there. I was really hoping that the RER trains would be larger and more comfortable than the metro trains – unlike the metro, where trips are pretty brief and standing the whole way is not that big a deal, the trip to Versailles was expected to take about 30 minutes from the Champs-de-Mars station in Paris. I grabbed a honey crepe from a takeaway stand – lemon and sugar is better – and munched it on the platform, nervously awaiting the train, trying not to think about the man I’d seen relieving himself by the wall in the corridor connecting the Bir-Hakeim metro station to the Champs-de-Mars RER station. By the way, if you’re ever walking around in Paris, you most definitely want to avoid stepping in random puddles if it hasn’t been raining. Those puddles aren’t water, and they were left there either by dogs (ew) or by people (EW!).

I wasn’t disappointed. RER trains are huge – they’re double decker trains! The car I climbed aboard was on the full side up top, so I rode out on the bottom level. The seat was comfortable, and I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the train was very smooth and quiet – unlike the screechy, rocky metro train. The ride was also nearly completely above ground, so I got to watch the scenery go by, as we left super-urban Paris with its walkup apartment buildings, and see buildings that looked more like houses, but still might have been multi-family dwellings, and real gardens too.
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Even though I’m home now, and very, very tired, I have a lot left of my Paris trip to post… So I’ll continue below!

Day Four: woke up very late. Didn’t get out of the hotel room till after 2 PM. Whoops! Oh well, it all works out in the end, right? Again headed up to the Ile-de-la-Cite to visit the Notre Dame Cathedral. Made the tactical error of visiting the Cathedral itself first – it was not obvious to me that the entrance to the Towers and the entrance to the Crypt, both of which close at a certain hour of day, are not actually inside the Cathedral. To get to the Towers, when you are facing the Cathedral on the Parvis, walk to the left side of the Cathedral, around the corner. To get to the Crypt, when you are facing the Cathedral on the Parvis, turn around and walk back to the far edge of the Parvis – the Crypt entrance is way over there. The reason this was a tactical error was because the Cathedral itself does not have a closing time, so when pressed for time and wanting to see everything, one should really start with either the Towers or the Crypt. Learn from my mistake!

In any event, the Cathedral was still quite spectacular. I did feel a wee bit like I was trespassing – after all, this is an important place of Catholic worship, and I was not there to worship, and I am not Catholic. I wandered through, admiring all the Gothic architecture and stained glass and paintings, enjoying the mesmerizing warm glow of the candles lit for prayers, and reflecting on the generally peaceful and safe atmosphere inside the Cathedral, wondering if the worshippers felt like we tourists were intruding on them. At some point, we must have, because a voice came over the public address system, shushing us and asking for silence. The ambient noise level dropped off pretty quickly. I also took a cruise through the Treasury, which is inside the Cathedral, and though it was interesting to see the religious artifacts and robes, they made me pay three euros to see it.

After the Cathedral, I had a wonderful takeaway crepe while waiting in line for the Towers – actually, the lineup for the Towers was discovered in the hunt for food. The crepe was splashed liberally with Grand Marnier, then sprinkled with sugar, then folded up into a delicious little bundle for me to chow down on. Very tasty stuff. Then came my workout of the day. Climbing. Those. Stairs. I wasn’t surprised that there was no elevator or lifting device inside the Towers – after all, they were built back in 1165, long before elevators were a blink of imagination, never mind plausible reality. A sign outside the Towers entrance warned that this was not for individuals with cardiac conditions, nor was it for pregnant women. I am not either of those, but I’m also not exactly in tip top shape either – my level of physical activity is pretty pathetic. I started to worry about the embarrassment of collapsing in the stairway, of having to be hauled away in an ambulance. When I found the Tower lineup, there was an ambulance there. I didn’t get to see anyone being carried inside it or anything, and when it left it didn’t have its sirens blaring and lights flashing, but still. I was pretty nervous when I stepped up to the admissions wicket, flashed my Paris Museum Pass, and started hiking up the stairs.

It was pretty intense – stone steps spiraling tightly upward, ever upward. Thankfully, they’ve organized your visit to the Towers in such a way that you do not climb all 400 steps at once – you go up about 100, then land in a gift shop where they force you to take a bit of a rest – there’s stuff to read about Victor Hugo, and a spiral stairwell that a nearby sign informs you leads to Esmeralda’s cell – you don’t get to see the actual cell, but you see the stairway that leads to it. Then you get herded back into the staircase, spiraling up and up, probably about 200 steps – I didn’t count – and land on the walkway that goes around the outside of the Towers and connects the two to each other. It offers up a pretty spectacular view. From here, you can re-enter one of the bell towers to take a look at the huge bell – walk up a few flights of wooden stairs, trying not to think of how old those stairs are. Yes, they have probably been repaired and replaced and refurbished, but still. They creak and groan as you walk on them, as wooden floorboards are prone to do, and you can’t help but remember the age of the building and wonder at the structural integrity of this non-stone bit. Then, up another spiral staircase – again, probably about 100 steps – up to the very top of one of the towers, which offers amazing views of Paris in all directions. Back down the stairs – all of them – and you’re done!

Amazingly, I made it up the stairs without major distress – sure, my heart was pounding in my chest after the biggest stretch, and at the end of the visit my legs felt a wee bit rubbery and I didn’t even want to think about going up any more stairs ever again in my life, but I did not collapse, and perhaps more impressively, I did not have to stop to take a rest either. Now, that’s not to say that I powered my way through all sets nonstop – I’m sure, especially in the longest stretch, that I did stop here and there for a bit, not because I feared I might lose consciousness, but because the line of visitors had stopped, because someone further up had stopped and no one could pass in the tightly coiled stairway. So while I may not be the most physically fit person in the world, I’m not the least either. Hooray!

After finishing up the Towers, it was clear that there wouldn’t be time to visit the Crypt as well – their ticketing office closes half an hour before actual closing time, and by the time I got there it was already closed. So another search for food was mounted, resulting in me ending up in a little cafe just down the street from Notre Dame, dining on French onion soup, escargots, and fries. The day was finished off with a trip back to the Arc de Triomphe, with my Paris Museum Pass in hand, to go up to the top to watch the sun set over the Champs Elysees and see some of the lights come on for night. Remember how I was done with steps after my Notre Dame visit? You guessed it – the Arc de Triomphe again requires visitors to climb steps to reach the top, 275 of them. It was a nice view, though….

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Anyways, I’ll continue with details of my Paris sojourn – even though it’s almost concluded!

Day Three: a later start – I think I was out of the hotel around 12:30. Maybe – I’m a bit fuzzy on that one, not paying attention, on vacation, la la la. Grabbed a pain chocolat (chocolate croissant) from a nearby bakery, then off on the metro to Ile-de-la-Cite, where Saite Chappelle can be found. Waited in line to clear security, as the Palais de Justice shares some property, bought my Paris Museum Pass, then went inside to check out the stained glass marvel that is the Upper Cathedral of Sainte Chappelle. Yes, it is marvelous – fifteen tall narrow panels of stained glass arranged to portray various stories from the Bible, and the Rose Window. Saw the little alcoves where Louis IX – or Saint Louis – would sit for mass, as well as the alcove where the Queen Mother would sit. It was very peaceful too. Though I did find it funny when one woman entered, saw the glass, and said loudly, “Oh my God…”

After the stained glass of Sainte Chappelle, I went to check out the adjacent Conciergerie, which was a royal residence which later served as a prison. I saw the recreation of Marie Antoinette’s cell – the original had been converted into something else by a later king. Admittedly, I felt that the Conciergerie was a bit of a let down after Sainte Chappelle. Oh well – its admission was included in my Paris Museum Pass.

After finishing up my tour of the Conciergerie, I took to the streets looking for food, and ended up meandering my way up to the Forum des Halles. I poked around there for a bit, then ended up deciding to go back to the area of the hotel and eating at one of the restaurants there. I ended up at a little Italian place, chowing down on a delicious but enormous pizza topped with grilled eggplant, gorgonzola, and arugula. A nice ending of Day Three!!!

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